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Kim’s Craft Minecraft Server

Alliance, cooperation, Craft, Diplomacy, diplomatic ties, east asia, foreign policy, friendship, Geopolitics, international relations, Kim Jong-un, Kims, Meeting, Minecraft, North Korea, nuclear weapons, peace talks, russia, sanctions, Server, strategic partnership, summit, Visit, Vladimir Putin

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	5140
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	135	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Alien Abductions:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Dragons Tamed:	6	Crops Grown:	4145
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Runes Activated:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where Kim Jong-un and Putin are besties? Yeah, you heard me right! They be building pixel art of each other’s faces and declaring world domination in the virtual world. Join us and witness the epic bromance between these two dictators as they plan their next visit to the server. Who knows what kind of mischief they’ll get into next? Don’t miss out on the fun, join now and be a part of the madness!

ChiquitaCraft: Banana Bandits Be Gone!

banana, bandits, ChiquitaCraft

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	2034
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	97	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Holy Grails Found:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8

so, like, come join our epic minecraft server cuz we got bananas, man. like, not just any bananas, but GIANT bananas. and get this, these bananas are so big, they can actually control paramilitaries in colombia. yeah, you heard that right. our bananas are so powerful, they can make a whole jury hold chiquita liable for financing those paramilitaries. like, how crazy is that? so come on, join our server and see for yourself the power of the almighty banana. it’s bananas, man. literally.

CraftyEmoteFun

Body language, CraftyEmoteFun, emotional awareness, emotional connection, emotional expression, emotional intelligence, emotional regulation, emotional response, emotions, Empathy, face expressions, facial cues, facial feedback, facial muscles, feeling, mimicry, nonverbal communication, Psychology, Relevant, SELF AWARENESS, Voluntary

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	6452
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Falling into the Void:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Towns Built:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

so, like, on this server, right, you can, like, totally experience ALL the emotions just by making the right face! like, if you wanna feel super happy, just smile like a maniac and BAM, you’re on cloud nine! wanna feel angry? just scrunch up your face like you just ate a lemon and BOOM, instant rage mode activated! it’s like your face is a remote control for your feelings, man. join this server and unlock the power of your facial expressions! it’s like a whole new level of emotional gaming, dude. come on, what are you waiting for? let’s get those faces moving and grooving!

BrainBlockCraft: Where Minds and Pixels Collide

brain differences, brain regions, BrainBlockCraft, collide, Distress, emotion, gender differences, HSDD, hypoactive sexual desire disorder, Men, mental health, Minds.., neuroscience, pixels, Psychology, research, sexual desire, sexual dysfunction, sexual health, sexual interest, study, visual cortex, Women

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	5566
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Animals Bred:	67	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Buildings Constructed:	17
Villages Defended:	13	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1

hey u, yea u, do u wanna join the most epic minecraft server ever? well u should cuz we got brain differences goin on up in here! like wut even is HSDD? who cares, all u need to know is that it affects 10% of women and 8% of men, and it’s makin their brains go all wonky! in women, it messes with their emotion brain regions, and in men, it’s all about the visual cortex! so if u wanna see some crazy brain stuff happenin while u build ur epic minecraft creations, then join us now! cuz this server is like no other, it’s a brain bonanza up in here!

NeanderKun’s Minecraft Server

best wishes, comfort, concern, Good Vibes, health, Hope, KUN, Minecraft, NeanderKuns, neanderthal, neanderthal kun, okay, positive energy, positive thoughts, Reassurance, Recovery, Safety, sending love, Server, Support, well-wishes, wellness, wishing well

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	2376
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	1901
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Portal Loops Escaped:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on a wild adventure where you’ll encounter Neanderthal Kun, a mysterious figure who roams the lands in search of his lost pet rock. Will you help him find it? Or will you join forces with the rock and start a rebellion against Neanderthal Kun? The possibilities are endless on our server! So come on and join us for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience. Just make sure to watch out for flying pigs and dancing creepers along the way!

PooftersCraft Minecraft Server

acceptance, activism, advocacy, Awareness, CHANGE, Community, companies, discrimination, Diversity, empowerment, equality, inclusion, LGBTQ, Minecraft, poofters, PooftersCraft, pride, progress, RIGHTS, Server, solidarity, Support, Workplace

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	4717
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	6120	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9

Welcome to the most fabulous Minecraft server in existence! We may be called “Two companies for poofters,” but don’t let the name fool you – we are all about fun and craziness here.

Join us if you want to ride rainbow-colored llamas into battle, build a castle made entirely of glitter blocks, and participate in epic dance parties with skeletons and creepers. Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon is known to break out into a spontaneous tap dance routine.

Looking for a challenge? How about trying to survive in our “Cotton Candy Canyon” biome, where the ground is made of marshmallows and the trees are giant lollipops? Or take on our custom boss, the Disco Llama, who attacks with a barrage of disco balls and confetti cannons.

But the real reason to join our server? The legendary treasure hidden deep within the “Unicorn Caves,” rumored to be guarded by a flock of sparkly pink sheep and a squad of ninja pandas. Will you be the one to uncover the secrets of this magical realm?

So come on over to “Two companies for poofters” and let your imagination run wild. Who knows what wacky adventures and absurd shenanigans await you in this one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience!

Dad’sSideChickNoHelp Minecraft Server

BETRAYAL, Boundaries, Cheating, Communication, DadsSideChickNoHelp, difficult situations, Divorce, emotional turmoil, family, family conflict, family dynamics, father’s affair partner, loyalty, Minecraft, moral dilemmas, parenting, personal boundaries, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, stepkids, Support

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	3358
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Mines Excavated:	4170
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Zombie Dances:	3	Villages Defended:	19
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further than our server! Join now for a chance to experience the thrill of family betrayal, cheating scandals, and unexpected alliances – all in the virtual world of Minecraft!

Imagine building your dream castle while dodging texts from your dad’s ex-affair partner begging for your support. Or teaming up with her kids, who see you as their long-lost brother, to take down the ultimate villain – your cheating dad! It’s a rollercoaster of emotions and block-building fun!

So if you’re ready for a wild ride of family drama and Minecraft adventures, join our server now! Who needs reality TV when you have our server to keep you entertained? Don’t be an AHole like your dad – join us today!

BabyNameDrama2021

asserting authority, baby names, baby naming, BabyNameDrama2021, Boundaries, Communication Issues, Disrespect, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family expectations, generational differences, Golden Child, name ownership, parental favoritism, parenting, setting boundaries, sibling relationship, sibling rivalry, sister, snarky response

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	6619
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace the chaos just like this family drama! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and insane stories.

Are you tired of boring servers where everyone plays nice? Well, look no further because on our server, you can name your Minecraft baby whatever you want, even if it’s on someone else’s baby name list! Take that, Jade!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with snarky responses, dismissive attitudes, and family drama that will make you question if you’ve gone too far. Who needs a good sister when you can have a whole community of players who will have your back no matter what?

So come join us on this wild Minecraft server where the only rule is to have fun and never back down from a good argument. Who knows, you might even find yourself blocking your own family members in real life just for fun! See you there!

Blocky Afterparty Minecraft Server

after party, afterparty, blocky, Bonding, Communication, connecting with others, Debriefing, emotional processing, exploring boundaries, group sex, Intimacy, Minecraft, Orgy, physical recovery, post-orgy etiquette, relationships, Relaxation, self-care, Server, sexual activity, sexual exploration, sharing experiences, socializing, Unwinding

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	5669
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Star Shards Collected:	236	Secret Passages Found:	6
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1

Well, on our Minecraft server, they join us for an epic virtual adventure! Imagine this: after a wild night of partying, everyone decides to unwind by hopping on our server and building giant phallic-shaped structures out of pixelated blocks. It’s a sight to behold, let me tell you. Plus, we have a special event every Friday where players compete in a “Best Orgy-inspired Build” contest. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a group of players trying to recreate their wildest fantasies in Minecraft form. So come join us and let your creativity run wild (just like those post-orgy vibes)!

PixelParentingCraft

Challenges, children, Emotional journey, family, fulfillment, growth, joy, learning, Life Changes, love, new beginnings, parenting, patience, personal development, perspective change, PixelParentingCraft, Priorities, RESPONSIBILITY, sacrifice, Selflessness, transformation

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	3104
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	6

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can unleash your inner child while also experiencing the joys of parenthood? Look no further, because our server is the perfect blend of chaos and responsibility!

Join our server and experience the thrill of raising virtual Minecraft babies while fending off creepers and zombies. Watch as your little blocky offspring grow up and become expert builders, all while learning valuable life lessons like teamwork and resource management.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of Minecraft parents who have banded together to protect their young from the dangers of the blocky world. Join forces with other parents to build epic fortresses, go on daring adventures, and maybe even uncover the mystery of the legendary Diamond Diaper.

So come on, join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure! Who knew that parenting in a virtual world could be so much fun?