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cellversemc

Adventure, Community, Creative, Economy, Factions, FANTASY, Hardcore, Minigames, Modded, multiplayer, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, RPG, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Towny

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	8031
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Emeralds Found:	4824	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	55	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Potions Brewed:	36	Meteorites Collected:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6

cellversemc is a one of a kind minecraft prisons server, we offer a unique experience never seen before, we are a team of dedicated minecraft players aiming to make a minecraft server that we enjoy playing.

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CloneCraft Minecraft Server

bioengineering, bioethics, clone armies, CloneCraft, Cloning, cloning debate, controversial technology, ethical dilemmas, Ethics, future technology, genetic engineering, genetic manipulation, human cloning, iyc, mass cloning, Minecraft, moral implications, Science, science fiction, Server, societal impact, Technology, Thoughts

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	8028
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Ores Mined:	9360	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everything is just the same old, same old? Well, do we have the server for you! Imagine a world where clone armies roam the land, battling it out in epic wars for dominance. Join our server and become the ultimate clone commander, leading your army to victory with your strategic skills and cunning tactics.

But that’s not all! Our server also features a secret underground lab where you can create your own clones to join your army. Want a clone that can shoot lasers from its eyes? No problem! How about a clone that can fly and breathe fire? We’ve got you covered! The possibilities are endless on our crazy, chaotic server.

So why wait? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, maybe you’ll be the one to lead your clone army to victory and become the ultimate ruler of the land. Or maybe you’ll just have a lot of fun blowing stuff up with your laser-eyed clones. Either way, it’s sure to be a wild ride!

BuddyTheLuckyMiner – Minecraft SMP

Blessed, blessed man, buddy, BuddyTheLuckyMiner, Fortunate, fortunate guy, fortunate individual, fortunate man, fortunate person, good fortune, Grateful, grateful man, Lucky, lucky charm, lucky fellow, lucky guy, lucky individual, lucky man, man, Minecraft, smp, thankful, thankful man

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	2936
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	25	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Titanic Battles Fought:	26
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2

Buddy is a lucky man because he stumbled upon the most epic Minecraft SMP server ever created! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond rainstorms, creeper dance parties, and secret underground llama societies. Our server is so lit, even Herobrine himself asked for an invite (but we told him nah, we don’t need that drama). So come on, join us and become part of the craziest Minecraft community this side of the Nether! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stick to single player mode).

KalinCraft: No War, Just Blocks

Baltic Sea, Baltic states, blocks, border tensions, defense policy, demilitarization, eastern europe, european union, geopolitical situation., international relations, KalinCraft, kaliningrad, Kursk region, Lithuanian Defense Minister, military conflict, military maneuvers, military presence, military strategy, nato, regional stability, russian federation, security concerns, War

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	2605
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Star Shards Collected:	128
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Villages Defended:	15
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Zombie Dances:	6	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14

come join our epic minecraft server where we reenact the demilitarization of Kaliningrad but with a twist! instead of fighting in the Kursk region, we battle it out in a virtual world filled with blocky adventures and crazy challenges!

imagine defending your territory against a horde of creepers while the Russian Federation tries to take over your land! it’s like a real-life war zone, but with pixelated graphics and unlimited respawns!

our server is the perfect place for adrenaline junkies who love a good challenge and want to test their skills in a unique and exciting way. so grab your pickaxe and join us for the most epic battle of your minecraft life!

MoonClockSyncCraft

celestial bodies, clock rates, Clocks, Earth, estimate, gravitational effects, Lunar exploration, Moon, MoonClockSyncCraft, relativistic framework, research, scientists, Space missions, space technology, synchronization, synchronization methods, synchronization techniques, time accuracy, time measurement, time synchronization, timekeeping

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	2261
Rating:	4.8 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Endless Legions Commanded:	21	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Demon Skulls Collected:	19

so, like, imagine this: a minecraft server where the clocks on the earth and the moon are totally in sync. like, how crazy is that? you can be mining diamonds on the moon and it’s the same time as on earth. it’s like time travel, but without the time travel.

join this server for the most mind-blowing experience of your life. build a house on the moon and watch the sunrise at the same time as your friend on earth. it’s like a science experiment, but with creepers and endermen.

come join us for a relativistic framework to estimate clock rates on the moon. it’s like einstein meets steve from minecraft. trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this epic adventure.

Rosemi’s 10-Hour Minecraft Server

10hour, anticipation, Community, Content Creator, Dedicated, Entertainment, Followers, Gaming, Live Stream, Live streaming, long hours, Minecraft, missing, ONLINE, online presence, Rosemi, Rosemis, Server, social media, Stream, Streamer, twitch, video games, Waiting

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	270
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	8	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

Are you tired of waiting for Rosemi’s next stream? Well, fear not because our Minecraft server is the place to be! Join us and you’ll never have to miss Rosemi again because she’s actually our resident DJ, blasting sick beats while you mine for diamonds. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the rare “Rosemi Rose” flower in our server, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this party started!

FemkekCraft SMP: The Cuckitini Chronicles

athletes, Athletics, Chronicles, Competition, controversy, Cuckitini, disagreement, Femkek Cuckitini, FemkekCraft, mixed relay, opinion, regulations, relay baton, relay event, relay exchange, Relay Race, relay team, rules, smp, sports, sprinting, Sydney McLaughlin-Levrone, team event, track and field

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	8060
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Epic Shields Constructed:	15
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Dragon Eggs Found:	7659	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether! Join us for epic adventures, crazy challenges, and maybe even a chance encounter with a diamond-encrusted llama!

We once had Sydney McLaughlin-Levrone try to join our server, but she couldn’t handle the intensity of our PvP battles and had to retreat to her peaceful single-player world. And don’t even get us started on the time we tried to organize a mixed relay race in Minecraft – let’s just say things got a little chaotic when someone accidentally summoned a horde of creepers onto the track.

So, if you’re ready to laugh, cry, and maybe even question your sanity, come join our Minecraft SMP! Just be prepared for anything and everything because on our server, the only rule is that there are no rules (except for no griefing, of course). See you in the virtual world, adventurer!

ToxicDatingCraft

breadcrumbing, dating culture, dishonesty, Emotional Abuse, emotional manipulation, Gaslighting, ghosting, hookup culture, Infidelity, lack of commitment, lack of communication, love bombing, modern dating, objectification, Superficiality, toxic femininity, toxic masculinity, toxic relationships, ToxicDatingCraft, toxicity in relationships, unhealthy expectations

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	8261
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Animals Bred:	158
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	8056
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Holy Grails Found:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5

Are you tired of swiping left and right on dating apps only to end up on a date with someone who thinks pineapple belongs on pizza? Well, fear not my fellow Minecrafters, because our server is the perfect escape from the toxic world of modern dating!

Join our server and you’ll never have to worry about awkward first dates or ghosting again. Instead, you can spend your days mining for diamonds and building epic structures with your new Minecraft buddies. Who needs love when you have a Creeper to keep you company, am I right?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Love Potion #69, rumored to make any player fall head over heels in love with you. Just imagine the possibilities – you could have a Minecraft wedding in no time!

So why waste your time swiping through endless profiles when you could be building your dream world on our server? Join us today and say goodbye to toxic dating culture forever!

MissileMayhemCraft

ballistic missiles, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, escalation, foreign policy, global affairs, international relations, iran, MIDDLE EAST, Military, MissileMayhemCraft, nuclear weapons, Politics, response, russia, sanctions, SECURITY, Tension, threat, US

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	9970
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Elemental Crystals Collected:	33	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Whispering Caves Entered:	7

lol ok so like, imagine this: u join this epic minecraft server and u can like, build ur own missile and send it to russia but then the US gets all mad and is like “oh no u didn’t” and threatens to blow u up but like, it’s all in minecraft so it’s all good and u can just respawn and do it all over again. join now for some explosive fun! #minecraftmadness #missilemayhem

P38Craft: Plane, Can, or Gun?

American airplane, American can opener, Aviation, Collectibles, dual purpose tool, German pistol, germany, gun, History, memorabilia, Military, military equipment, military history, military technology, P-38, P38Craft, plane, united states, vintage, war artifacts, WEAPONRY, world war II, WW II

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	6534
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Animals Bred:	46	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Dimension Hops:	8
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	5

so like, this server is like a P-38 but not really cause it’s a minecraft server and not a plane or a can opener or a pistol. but like, it’s still super cool and stuff.

join our server and you can fly like a P-38 airplane, open cans like a P-38 can opener, and shoot stuff like a P-38 pistol. but like, in minecraft form.

we have epic battles where you can pretend you’re in WW II fighting for your life with a P-38 in hand. except instead of real danger, it’s just virtual danger. but like, still super intense and stuff.

so come join our server and experience the thrill of being a P-38 in all its forms. it’s gonna be a blast, trust me.