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Ban Hammer Minecraft SMP

Ban, banned users, forum bans, forum moderation, forum rules, G.., germany, hammer, internet anonymity, internet culture, internet drama, internet etiquette, internet subcultures, internet trolling, Minecraft, online bans, online behavior, online communities, online forums, online mischief, online troublemakers, range banned, smp, trolling tactics

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	1867
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Towns Built:	6	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Zombie Dances:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Meteorites Collected:	0	Soul Swords Wielded:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the craziest place you’ll ever experience!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players riding on flying pigs armed with diamond swords. Or how about participating in a server-wide treasure hunt where the prize is a real-life llama delivered to your doorstep?

But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground societies, where players trade rare items like enchanted golden carrots for magical powers. And don’t even get me started on the time someone accidentally turned the entire server into a giant potato farm.

So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe a little bit of insanity, then come join our Minecraft SMP today! Just be sure to watch out for those pesky range bans from Germany.

Baited Rats & Flying Shit Minecraft Server

Audience, Bait, BAITED, chuuba, Content Creator, Drop, ENGAGEMENT, flying, flying shit, give up, gura, insane rats, lack of streams, Minecraft, MONEY, Ocean, Online Community, Rats, Server, Shit, streaming, subbed, Support, viewership, Watching

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	6543
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	21
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or crazy adventures? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Dive into an ocean of bait, insane rrats, and flying sht – yes, you heard that right, flying sht!

Join our server and embark on wild chuuba hunts, where you’ll have to outsmart the rrats and dodge the flying sh*t to claim your prize. And don’t worry about lack of streams, because we have a special feature where Gura herself will pop in to stream while you play.

So why wait? Join our server now for a truly unique and hilarious Minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else!

Cash Money Minecraft SMP

000, 100, bonds, Cash, Diversification, Financial goals, financial independence, Financial Planning, high return, income generation, Investment, long-term growth, low management, Minecraft, MONEY, mutual funds, passive income, portfolio management, real estate, retirement planning, risk management, smp, stock market, ways to invest, wealth building

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	6199
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	159	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3

Are you tired of boring old investment opportunities that require actual work? Well, look no further than our Minecraft SMP! With just $100k, you can join our server and invest in virtual diamonds that will generate you endless income with zero management involved.

Picture this: you stumble upon a hidden diamond mine in our server and suddenly become the richest player in town. You’ll have other players begging to join your diamond empire and you’ll be rolling in virtual riches in no time.

But beware, there are rival players who will stop at nothing to steal your diamonds and overthrow your reign as the wealthiest player. It’s a cutthroat world out there in our Minecraft SMP, but the rewards are worth the risk.

So why waste your money on boring real-life investments when you can join our server and become a virtual diamond tycoon? Join now and start your journey to Minecraft riches today!

Xanny.World Minecraft server

Anarchy mode, Auto-mine, Beginners, Cases, Community, Development, donation system, experienced, gameplay, Interaction, Jobs, Journey, Minecraft, Pets, PvP, Server, Starter Kit, Survival, Unique Content, vulture servers, world, Xanny

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	6109
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	29

Welcome to our new server!

We are pleased to introduce you to a unique survival world that is just beginning its journey. Our server offers exciting opportunities for players of all levels – from beginners to experienced masters. Here you can not only survive, but also develop in a friendly and active atmosphere.

We have a donation system that will help support the server and its development. Thanks to your contributions, we can add new features, improve gameplay and create unique content.

In the near future, we plan to expand our project by adding an anarchy mode with vulture servers, where you can test your skills in PvP and interaction with other players. Join us on this exciting journey and become part of our growing community!

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Flawless Adventures Minecraft Server

Adventures, blemish, blunder, criticism, critique, Defect, error, Fault, fault detection, fault finding, Find a flaw, flaw finding, FLAWLESS, imperfection, Issue, Minecraft, misstep, mistake, nitpicking, oversight, Problem, Server, slip-up, Weakness

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	6588
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most insane place you’ll ever set foot in!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted chicken nugget as a prize! Or how about participating in our weekly llama fashion show, where the best-dressed llama wins a trip to the moon (not really, but wouldn’t that be cool?)

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky McBlockface, a mysterious creature who roams the land in search of players to challenge to a dance-off. If you can out-dab Blocky, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to watch out for the exploding sheep and the singing creepers – they’re a hoot!

I Hate This Dickhead Minecraft SMP

dickhead, frustrating individual, hate, i hate, irritating behavior, long tail tags: annoying person, Minecraft, smp, this dickhead

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	5144
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crops Grown:	6561	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Emeralds Found:	784
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with sweaty try-hards and toxic players? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate escape from all that nonsense! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground society of llamas plotting world domination (shh, don’t tell anyone)!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the mystical portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of cake (yes, even the creepers)!

So why waste your time on those other servers when you could be part of our wacky, unpredictable world? Join us now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Lost Election Minecraft Server

consequences, controversy, criticism, Defeat, Democracy, Downfall, election, fascist, Kristallnacht, leadership, Lost, mask off, Minecraft, opposition, Politics, president, REPUBLICAN, Server, trump

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	8937
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Villages Defended:	11	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	5

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server where even Trump couldn’t handle the intensity! This server is so wild that even the most powerful politicians can’t handle the heat. Join us for a chance to witness crazy events like Trump losing the election and throwing a tantrum like never before. We’ve got mobs crazier than his tweets and challenges that will make you question reality. So mask off and join us for a wild ride through a world where anything is possible – even a fascist calling for a Kristallnacht!

The one… Minecraft SMP

assume, assumption, bullshit, COMEBACK, Fan, getting, GRAND, HATER, Like.., mad, Minecraft, Months, Npc, One, response, series, shitting, smp, spread, Trash

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	6847
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Dragons Tamed:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Dimension Hops:	15

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride of drama and redemption! Our server is filled with players who love to stir up controversy and then pretend like they were always fans of whatever they were trashing. It’s like a soap opera, but with blocky graphics and creepers trying to blow up your house. So come on, join us and see if you can navigate the treacherous waters of fake fandom and backstabbing NPCs. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions, but hey, at least you’ll never be bored!

Blocky Babes Minecraft Server

/v/ermins, Babes, blocky, bugmen, Cartesian Theatre, Closed Beta Testing, collaboration event, Degenerates, discord trannies, dramaniggers, Emulator guides, GF1 Resources, Girl’s Frontline, Girls’ Frontline 1, Girls’ Frontline 2, Gray, Isolation Forest, lore material, MICA/Sunborn games, Minecraft, Neural Cloud, news events, Phantom Thief Artistry, PNC Resources, pre-register, Re-Supply Gacha, retards, Reverse Collapse: Code Name Bakery, SEAniggers, Server, Story summary, Sunborn ID, Tourists, translated story

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	1236
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Elemental Crystals Collected:	26	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	0

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place to build and survive! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Imagine building your dream castle while fending off hordes of zombie chickens and exploding sheep. That’s right, our server is filled with wacky mobs that will keep you on your toes at all times.

But that’s not all! We have secret dungeons filled with treasure, hidden portals to alternate dimensions, and even a talking cow who gives out quests. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most insane Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember to watch out for the lurking seaniggers and discord trannies – they’re always up to no good. See you in the game, and may the blocks be ever in your favor!

Big Steaming Minecraft SMP Dump

bathroom break, bathroom etiquette, bathroom humor, bathroom sounds, bathroom surprise, big, big dump, comedic relief, comedic timing, dump, FARTING, flatulence, funny, gas, gross, Minecraft, prrrrrrrrrrt, Smelly, smp, Steaming, STINKY, Surprise, toilet humor, unexpected

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	1011
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Endless Night Skies:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster ride through a land of pure chaos and hilarity!

Join us on this wild ride where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. Our Ender Dragon is a fashionista who only attacks players with bad outfits, so make sure you dress to impress!

But that’s not all, folks! Our Nether is a tropical paradise complete with lava water slides and zombie pigmen sipping on coconut drinks. And don’t even get me started on the villagers – they’ve formed a boy band and are dropping sick beats in the town square every night.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this insane Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many potions of invisibility). Trust us, you won’t regret it. Prrrrrrrrrrt!