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Crafty Chaos: Lost in Blocks

1 bedroom rent $2200, Alberta, Anon, automotive job on lay-off, Be meCanadian, blocks, Chaos, Crafty, depression, end it, engrish, F150, Failure, force be with you, Ford Focus, fuck.jpeg, gas up, groceries up, Lost, low, no hope, nowhere to go, ontario, passport, Sleep in car, trudeau, Ukraine, what to do

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	6683
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Ores Mined:	6068
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Buildings Constructed:	33
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Star Shards Collected:	97	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4

Are you tired of sleeping in your car and dreaming of a Ford Focus? Want to escape the high rent prices and lay-offs in Ontario? Look no further! Join our Minecraft server and embark on a journey to Alberta, the land of the F150!

Forget Trudeau and his nonsense, come to our server where you can mine your way to a better life. No passport needed, just a sense of humor and a love for Engrish.

Don’t let depression get you down, join us and let’s build a community where even Ford Focus owners can find love. Help a fellow player get to Alberta by donating small amounts of in-game currency. May the force be with you as you embark on this epic Minecraft adventure!

Milkks Minecraft

activities, Anarchy, Chill, CPU, Cross-Play, Discord, Economy, Events, Factions, Fun, i7, Join, members, Milkk, Minecraft, Passion, PvE, PvP, RAM, Server, SSD, Storage, THRIVING, Updates, Vanilla, vanilla based

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	6998
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	10
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Animals Bred:	38
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Ether Blades Crafted:	14

Milkk’s Minecraft is a chill vanilla-based minecraft server with a large variety of activities and chill members along with a thriving discord server. Milkk’s Minecraft is owned by Milkk, not me. This minecraft server is promoting the owner, Milkk but it is a passion for me so always expect fun events and updates!

Server Specifications; Allocated Ram: 28GB Total Ram: 32GB CPU: i7 Storage: 128GB SSD

Join now!

19.ip.gl.ply.gg:56361

Properly Creative Minecraft Server

2024.., Analysis, Anime, Character development, Creative, criticism, Demon Slayer, developed, discussion, Fandom, fleshed out, hate thread, in-depth, interesting concepts, long tail tags, Manga, Minecraft, Opinions, Plot, Properly, series, Server, Storyline

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	2466
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Zombie Dances:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Enchantments Applied:	159	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3

Are you tired of boring, half-baked Minecraft servers that leave you feeling unsatisfied? Look no further, because our server is like a buffet of fully fleshed-out ideas that will leave you craving more! Join us for epic adventures, insane storylines, and a community like no other.

Picture this: you’re wandering through the virtual world when suddenly, you stumble upon a secret underground village filled with talking animals who only speak in puns. Or maybe you’ll find yourself in a battle against a horde of zombie chickens led by a giant, evil cow. The possibilities are endless on our server!

So why wait until 2024 to join the Demon Slayer hate thread when you can join our server now and experience the ultimate Minecraft madness? Trust us, once you step foot into our world, you’ll never want to leave. Join us today and let the insanity begin!

Leftists-Minecraft SMP-Are-The-Most-Evil-And-Dishonest-Creatures-On-The-Planet

Beasts, BIASED, Creatures, Dangerous, destructive, dishonest, DIVISIVE, Evil, extremism, HUMAN RIGHTS, Ideology, IMMORAL, intolerant, Leftists, LeftistsMinecraft, Manipulation, planet, Political, Propaganda, Radical, SMPAreTheMostEvilAndDishonestCreaturesOnThePlanet

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	9105
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	26
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	20

Looking for a Minecraft SMP where you can battle against the most evil and dishonest creatures on the planet? Look no further than our server! Leftists are the ultimate enemy in our world, and we need brave players to join us in the fight against their wicked ways.

Join us if you want to prove your worth by taking down these less-than-beasts who are out to destroy everything good in the world. Show them that no act against evil is immoral when you’re on our side. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the most epic battle of your Minecraft life!

MomSharkLoanSnitch

address sharing, collateral, debit card, extra hands, family conflict, family drama, financial issues, half across country, late father’s car, legal threats, loan shark, missed payments, MomSharkLoanSnitch, money troubles, overbearing mother, po box, privacy laws, privacy violation, Probate, title loan, Twins

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	4468
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Zombie Dances:	7
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	190
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	68	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for some real-life drama that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat!

We have players with crazy family stories like the one where a mom used her late father’s car as collateral for a title loan without her daughter’s knowledge! And that’s just the beginning of the madness on our server.

Join now to experience the thrill of unexpected visits from debt collectors, heated arguments with family members, and the possibility of getting sued for violating privacy laws all while building your dream blocky world.

Don’t miss out on the most outrageous Minecraft server experience you’ll ever have! Join now and brace yourself for the chaos that awaits you.

SayItDoItMC SMP

actions demonstrate, actions make it easier, actions make it simpler, actions over words, actions prove, actions show, actions speak louder, actions speak volumes, actions trump words, deeds not words, deeds over words, easier accomplished, easier achieved, easier completed, easier done than said, easier executed, easier in practice, easier performed, less talk more action, SayItDoItMC, simpler in action, smp

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	7992
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Gods Slained:	1
Magic Items Found:	5625	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	67
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19

Joining our Minecraft SMP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent chickens who have mastered the art of redstone contraptions. Yes, you heard that right. These chickens can build epic farms and intricate traps better than any human player. And if you join our SMP, you might just learn their secrets and become a redstone master yourself!

But that’s not all. Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who are rumored to hold the key to unlocking unlimited diamonds. Yes, you read that correctly. Unlimited diamonds. All you have to do is gain the llamas’ trust and they will lead you to their hidden diamond stash.

So, if you’re ready for a wild adventure filled with chicken engineers and diamond-hoarding llamas, then come join our Minecraft SMP today! Who knows what other crazy secrets and surprises await you in our wacky world.

RedstoneNoob

#revelation, awakening, belated awareness, dawning realization, delayed realization, delayed understanding, embarrassing moments, enlightenment, epiphany, eye-opening, hindsight, late bloomer, life lessons, long overdue realization, realization, RedstoneNoob, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, slow learner, slow on the uptake, tardy comprehension

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	3538
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Farms Harvested:	379	Divine Scrolls Written:	19
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Astral Projections Made:	0
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

Are you still mining diamonds with a wooden pickaxe? Join our Minecraft server and level up your game before your friends find out! We have enchanted golden carrots that give you the power to fly and build a castle in seconds. Don’t be the last one to discover our secret stash of rare blocks that can summon a herd of exploding sheep to protect your base. Join now and become the ultimate Minecraft master before the Ender Dragon starts sending you passive-aggressive messages!

TankTasticCraft

Abrams tanks, armored vehicles, Australian military aid, defense alliance, defense equipment, international relations, military aid agreement, military aid package, military alliance, military assistance, military assistance deal, military assistance program, military cooperation, military donation, military equipment, military partnership, military support, TankTasticCraft, Ukraine, ukraine military

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	6262
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Void Gems Collected:	35
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4

come join dis server if u want to ride around in aging abrams tanks like ukraine is gonna do thanks to australia. we got tanks for days, just rollin’ around blowin’ stuff up like it’s nobody’s business. u can be the tank commander u always dreamed of, just watch out for creepers tryna sneak up on u while u drivin’. ain’t nothin’ gonna stop u when u rollin’ in one of these bad boys. so come on, join us and let’s tank it up together!

Scrolling Down Birth Year

Birth, birth-year dropdown, data entry, data input, digital forms, efficiency, form design, internet, milliseconds, online forms, Scrolling, Technology, time wasted, user behavior, user engagement, user experience, user frustration, user interaction, user interface, user interface design, web design, year

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	1896
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Emeralds Found:	4387
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	7062
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1

join our epic minecraft server where the pixels are so real you’ll think you’re actually in the game! we have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes and rainbow-colored creepers that explode in a shower of glitter.

our server is so lit that even herobrine himself is scared to come near us. we have secret dungeons filled with diamonds and emeralds, guarded by giant chickens wearing top hats.

if you join our server, you’ll be able to ride on the backs of dragons and have epic battles with unicorns. we have a special potion that turns you into a block of cheese for 24 hours.

so what are you waiting for? come join us and experience the craziest minecraft adventure of your life!

Fumikos Haven Network

Creative, Factions, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival Games

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	6888
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Potions Brewed:	151	Void Armor Forged:	10
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26
Players Killed by Monsters:	5567	Runes Activated:	8

Hello! There we are still under development and looking for staff 18+ for the time being of start.

Welcome to Fumiko’s Haven | IP: 64.58.118.119

About Fumiko’s Haven: Step into a realm of endless adventure. Fumiko’s Haven is a vibrant Minecraft server that offers something for every kind of player. Whether you’re looking to build, explore, or fight for power in Factions, we have you covered.

Factions – Join the Battle for Power: Align yourself with the HavenLords or create your own faction. Build, conquer, and defend as you engage in epic faction wars. With powerful OP sets and swords waiting in faction crates, there is always a battle around the corner.

MiniGames Lobby: Take a break from the grind and dive into our MiniGames lobby. Compete in exciting challenges, earn rewards, and unlock exclusive crates using virtual or physical keys. There is always something fun to do.

play.fumikoshaven.net

♐ MineBars ♐ Survival, MiniGames 💎 1.8 – 1.21 Minecraft server

127 лвл, Anarchy, Arena, Bedwars, Casino, Cheats, Clans, classic, club, donation, Donations, DONATORS, Duels, easter eggs, Economy, Entertainment, Events, Fishing, Fly, Free Admin, Free Donations, Grief, Hangout, Hardcore, Herobrine, Large Online, Minigames, Mob rocking, Naruto, No Dupe, No Wipes, Parkour, Pirate, Prison, Private, PvP, Quests, Relaxation beach, Roleplay, RPG, Russian, Skyblock, Skypvp, Skywars, statistics, Survival, the hunger games, trampolines, Unique Plugins, Vanilla, Weddings, Whitelist, wipes, Without Launcher

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	4290
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Meteorites Collected:	0
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	99
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5

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MineBars is a top project for top players!

— BedWars, SkyPvP, SkyWars, The Hunger Games, SkyBlock

— Clans, arena for clan battles, as well as top clans

— Statistics of the best players

— Entertainment: parkour, trampolines, club, casino, hangout, mob rocking, fishing, relaxation beach

— Unique plugins made by our programmers

— Rare wipes, and there is also a world of donators – without wipes

— Secret Easter eggs, secrets, hidden gifts

— Honest donation

IP – MBars.net

Website: https://minebars.ru

VK group: https://vk.com/minebars

A cozy server with an experienced administration, guaranteeing you a comfortable game without lags.

We are already more than 7 years old. Excellent survival and PvP server with good online.

Beautiful buildings, there is a world without wipes. A unique set of plugins for convenience.

Lots of entertainment, on our server you won’t have time to get bored 🙂

With us you will find everything you like, and there is nothing unnecessary!

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