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‘Americans be like: Minecraft SMP Madness’

american culture, AMERICANS, be like, Cultural differences, exaggerated emotions, exaggerated expressions, exaggerated reactions, funny, humor, internet humor, internet trends, madness, meme, millennial humor, Minecraft, reaction videos, relatable, smp, social commentary, social media, Stereotypes, Unbearable, viral

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	6623
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Votes:	3021
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Ores Mined:	2013	Demon Skulls Collected:	28
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33	Chaos Gates Opened:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, come join our wacky SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some server rules, but who reads those anyway?)!

Picture this: you log on and suddenly find yourself in a battle royale with other players, fighting for control of the coveted diamond throne. Or maybe you stumble upon a secret underground disco party where the creepers are breakdancing and the zombies are doing the cha-cha slide.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the world’s largest virtual petting zoo, complete with pixelated pandas, llamas in top hats, and chickens that lay golden eggs (literally). And if you’re lucky, you might even spot the elusive Ender Dragon wearing a tutu and singing show tunes.

So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and prepare to have your mind blown (and possibly your base blown up by a TNT-wielding llama, but hey, that’s all part of the fun)!

‘Yeehaw Minecraft Server’

AMERICANS, be like, Five tomatoes, long tail tags, Minecraft, Server, Yeehaw

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	5428
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Enchantments Applied:	273
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Farms Harvested:	325
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	2

Are you tired of boring old servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because on our server, Americans be like “Five tomatoes” is the norm! Why settle for the same old routine when you can join us and experience the madness of trying to count tomatoes in Minecraft?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Tomato King, a mysterious figure who roams the land throwing tomatoes at unsuspecting players. Will you be the one to uncover the truth behind this fruity ruler?

Join now and embark on a tomato-filled adventure like no other. Who knows, you might just become the Tomato Prince(ss) of the server!

LOLcraft Minecraft Server

be like, Behavior, Communication, Cultural differences, English speakers, Expressions, funny, humor, Language, LolCraft, might start dicking around, Minecraft, misunderstandings, native speakers, non-native speakers, Server, Slang, social interactions, Stereotypes

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	6629
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Chimeras Created:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Enchantments Applied:	56	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14
Gods Slained:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	15

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building houses and mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most unpredictable place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to witness English speakers trying to communicate in Minecraft chat like “OMG, I found a creeper, LOL” or “BRB, gotta go mine some obsidian, TTYL.” It’s a hilarious mess that you won’t want to miss!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also known for hosting epic events like the Great Chicken Race, where players ride chickens through obstacle courses to win fabulous prizes. And let’s not forget about our legendary TNT cannon battles, where chaos reigns supreme and explosions are the name of the game.

So why wait? Join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, thanks to all the TNT). Trust us, you won’t regret it!

YeehawCraft Minecraft Server

be like, casual conversation, funny, Gay, gay pride, Greeting, hello, humor, Internet meme, Kek, LGBTQ, LGBTQ community, Minecraft, nice to meet you, Server, sirs, Social Interaction, Stereotypes, Western, western culture, western sirs, YeehawCraft

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	7345
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15
Secret Passages Found:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Runes Activated:	5	Ores Mined:	6488
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Meteorites Collected:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Star Shards Collected:	96
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

Yeehaw, partner! Welcome to the Wild Wild West of our Minecraft server! Saddle up your horses and get ready for a rootin’ tootin’ good time! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell ya a little tale.

Legend has it that our server is home to the most fabulous cowboys in all the land. They strut around in their sparkly chaps and bedazzled hats, declaring to all who will listen, “Howdy, nice to meet you. I’m gay!” Yeehaw, talk about a wild west showdown!

But that’s not all, folks. Our server is also home to the legendary Pink Pony Gang. These bandits ride through the desert on their glitter-covered ponies, robbing unsuspecting players of their diamonds and leaving a trail of rainbow-colored destruction in their wake. It’s like a unicorn stampede, but with more sass!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and wacky as a rodeo clown on a pogo stick, then mosey on over to our server, partner. Just remember to pack your sense of humor and leave your seriousness at the saloon door. Yeehaw!

YeehawCraft Minecraft Server

AMERICANS, be like, belonging, China, controversy, culture, Dispute, dude, east asia, fr fr, Identity, international relations, Minecraft, Nationality, on god, perspective, Political, rad, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, taiwan, united states, YeehawCraft

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	8930
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

Are you tired of boring old servers where people talk about politics and geography? Well, come join our Minecraft server where we settle these debates in the most epic way possible – through PVP battles! Fight for Taiwan or China in our epic showdowns and prove once and for all who the rightful owner is. Plus, our server has the raddest builds and the dankest memes this side of the blocky world. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s settle this once and for all, Minecraft style!

Crafty Creole Crew

appreciation, be like, Caribbean cuisine, compliments, Crafty, creole, CREW, culinary skills, cultural expression, cultural pride, delicious meal, family dinner, family gathering, food appreciation, Gratitude, Haitian, Haitian culture, his name, home cooking, Hospitality, niggas, outdone yourself, traditional dishes

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	7342
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Endless Night Skies:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21
Epic Quests Completed:	9	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	116
Farms Harvested:	147	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where Haitian niggas be like “Honey, that meal was delicious. You’ve really outdone yourself this time. What did you say his name was?” Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughs, and memes galore!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon a hidden diamond mine guarded by a pack of zombie chickens. They battled their way through, armed with nothing but carrots and potatoes, and emerged victorious with pockets full of precious gems and a newfound love for poultry warfare.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Disco Sheep, a creature known for its sick dance moves and impeccable taste in music. Join us and witness the sheep shake its woolly booty to the latest hits while you build your own pixelated paradise in the sky.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our unforgettable Minecraft server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just find yourself saying “Honey, that creeper explosion was delicious. You’ve really outdone yourself this time.”

QuoteMC

chance, crate keys, gameplay, Minecraft, Pickaxe, QuoteMC, Rewards, Server, Survival, sword, Voting, WIN

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	8998
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	7
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Alien Abductions:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27

Vote crate keys can win here and everything really wins something and gets a 50% chance of winning a sword and a pickaxe

185.228.82.14:25798

Get ready to lose your sleep in the Land of No Social Life [smp]

active realm, Arena, Conflicts, Discord, Etheria, expire, Faction, Factions, Join, Land, Life, Link, LOSE, members, Message, plot of land, Politics, pvp tournaments, Ready, Sleep, smp, Social, territorial conflicts, Tournaments, Treasure Hunts, Wars

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	8193
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Emeralds Found:	229	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Void Armor Forged:	22
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Towns Built:	10	Votes:	9513

Realm of Etheria Minecraft Server

Description	We are an active realm where you can join a faction, or live on your own in your own plot of land. We currently have around 17 members. We have wars, politics, territorial conflicts, treasure hunts, PvP tournaments in the arena, and more!
Discord Link	https://discord.gg/vV4ch3mEjx

FAQ

Question	Answer
How can I join the realm of Etheria?	You can join by clicking on the Discord link provided above and following the instructions there.
What activities are available in the realm?	We have wars, politics, territorial conflicts, treasure hunts, PvP tournaments in the arena, and more!
How many members are currently in the realm?	We currently have around 17 members.
Can I live on my own plot of land in the realm?	Yes, you have the option to live on your own in your own plot of land or join a faction.
Is PvP allowed in the realm?	Yes, we have PvP tournaments in the arena for those who enjoy competitive gameplay.

Pixel Latina Waifus Minecraft Server

Anime, digital art, Diversity, empowerment, Fan art, Female Characters, fictional characters, Hispanic, Latin American, latina, Latinx, Latinx culture, latinx waifus, Manga, Minecraft, Online Community, PIXEL, pop culture, post, representation, Server, social media, waifus

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	7380
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	27	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no spice? Well, look no further because our server is where it’s at! We’ve got post latinx waifus running around, ready to be your pixelated companions. Need a mining buddy? How about a cute latinx waifu to keep you company while you dig for diamonds?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Taco Tuesday event, where players can battle it out in epic taco-eating contests for the chance to win exclusive in-game prizes. And rumor has it, if you win three Taco Tuesday events in a row, you’ll unlock the secret ability to summon a giant taco to crush your enemies. Talk about a delicious victory!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Who knows, you might even find true love with a post latinx waifu along the way. It’s a crazy world out there, but on our server, anything is possible!

/pcrg/ – Minecraft SMP: Princess Connect! Re:Dive General

Battlefield of Memories, Clans, Commander Makoto, Connect, Dungeon x2, general, Guildhouse furniture, H.Kyoka, H.Mimi, H.Misogi, Hard x2, Kotposter Resources, Lind, Luna Tower, Masterpiece, Minecraft, new player guide, Normal x3, pcrg, Pirate Anna, Platinum Gacha, princess, Princess Connect! Re:Dive, ReDive, Resources, smp, Story Event Rerun, TS.Kyaru, TS.Suzuna, Ultimate Refining, VH x2, Wizarding Youth Days

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	7083
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Divine Spears Created:	23
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	17
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Astral Projections Made:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Gods Slained:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old events and banners? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous rate up banners featuring Lind and Commander Makoto (Limited Edition, of course).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is constantly hosting insane events like VH x2 and Platinum Gacha With Masterpiece. And don’t even get me started on our upcoming Ultimate Refining and Battlefield of Memories events – they’re sure to blow your mind!

Oh, and did I mention our Main Story Update? We’re increasing the level cap to 322, UE cap to 330, and adding Pirate Anna to the shop. Plus, our Guildhouse furniture is getting a level increase – it’s going to be lit!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP for a crazy good time filled with wacky events, outrageous banners, and insane updates. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CopBlocker420 – Minecraft SMP

AUTHORITY, Badge, CAR, Community, CopBlocker420, Crime Prevention, Duty, emergency, enforcement, fear, Justice, law enforcement, Minecraft, Patrol, Police, protect and serve, public servant, Respect, response, Safety, smp, Trust, Uniform

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	122
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Chimeras Created:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Star Shards Collected:	81
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4

Oh, when you see a cop on our Minecraft SMP, you better run for the hills! Not because they’re gonna bust you for breaking the blocky law, but because they challenge players to epic parkour races through the city streets. And if you beat them, you get a special diamond badge to show off your mad skills. Plus, rumor has it that the cops are actually secret agents from a top-secret government agency trying to recruit the best players for a top-secret mission to save the world from an evil Ender Dragon bent on destroying everything. So yeah, join our SMP for some cop chase parkour fun and maybe save the world while you’re at it!

CraftyLifeLessons

Adaptability, Character development, CraftyLifeLessons, creativity, critical thinking, Decision making, determination, Focus, goal-setting, growth mindset., learning, life lessons, overcoming challenges, patience, perseverance, problem solving, resilience, self improvement, strategy, teamwork, video games

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	9483
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Magic Items Found:	8321
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20	Dimension Hops:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	2

Have you ever learned valuable life lessons from a video game? Well, on our Minecraft server, you’ll learn that the best way to survive in the wild is by building a house out of giant mushrooms! Trust us, it’s totally practical and not at all ridiculous.

Join our server and you’ll also discover that the key to success is riding around on a pig while wearing a pumpkin on your head. It may sound strange, but hey, it works for us!

But the most important lesson you’ll learn on our server is that friendship is magic…literally. Build a unicorn stable with your friends and ride off into the sunset on your majestic steeds. Who needs real life when you have a Minecraft world full of sparkly unicorns?

So come join us on our server and prepare to have your mind blown by the wacky and wonderful world of Minecraft!

Burnout Block Party

academic pressure, BLOCK, Burnout, Covid-19 pandemic, data analysis, healthcare education, healthcare professionals, medical school, medical students, mental health, mental health support, pandemic impact, Party, research, stress, student demographics, student groups, student mental health, student resilience, student well-being, study, survey

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	7433
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Star Shards Collected:	108
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Zombie Dances:	9
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Magic Items Found:	3789	New Chunks Explored:	675615

so, liek, dis server is da bomb diggity, yo. we got all da crazy stuff u never knew u needed in minecraft. we got flying pigs, dancing creepers, and even a secret portal to a land made entirely of cheese.

if u join dis server, u will never experience burnout cuz we got potions dat make u feel like u just drank 10 red bulls in a row. u will be flying high on life, literally cuz we also have jetpacks for everyone.

we did a study with over 45,000 medical students and found dat joining dis server reduces ur chances of burnout by 1000%. so come on over and join da fun, cuz u deserve it, hun.

Xvxr

#youtube, Active, Active owner, box server, Community, community-driven, content creators, Cross-Play, Free Items, Friendly, Fun, Gaming, Giveaways, media creators, Minecraft, multiplayer, Not P2W, ONLINE, Server, Streamers, Youtubers

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	5531
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	9294	Mines Excavated:	4767
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	1995
Falling into the Void:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Potions Brewed:	64	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2

GREAT BOX SERVER! Join now! Owner is active! Not p2w! Multiple YouTubers in the server! Free items and giveaway’s frequently! Accepting all media creators and streamers!

xvxr.minehut.gg

Block Ops Minecraft Server

Adolf Hitler, Alfred Naujocks, assault, August 22 1939, BLOCK, declaration of war, ethnic cleansing, false flag attacks, France, German newspapers, Gleitwitz radio station, Gliwice, Heinrich Himmler, Heinrich Müller, hitler, Hochlinden, invasion of poland, Minecraft, Nazi Germany, Nazis, Operation Himmler, Ops, Pitschen, Poland, Poland allies, Polish uniforms, Propaganda, propaganda war, Reinhard Heydrich, Server, SS agents, United Kingdom, world war II

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	4156
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	9
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	4224
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and crazy as Hitler’s false flag attacks? Look no further! Our server is so outlandish, even the Nazis would be impressed.

Join us and experience the thrill of launching your own propaganda campaign to justify invading other players’ territories. Just like Hitler, you can create fake casus belli and confuse your enemies with your deceptive tactics.

Take part in epic battles inspired by Operation Himmler, where you can reenact the assault on the Gleitwitz radio station with your friends. Dress up in Polish uniforms and broadcast anti-German messages as you fight for control of the airwaves.

With outrageous events like the attack on the customs station at Hochlinden and the assault on the forest service station at Pitschen, you’ll never run out of crazy adventures to embark on.

So why wait? Join our server now and unleash your inner dictator as you conquer, deceive, and dominate your way to victory! Just remember, on our server, the truth doesn’t matter – it’s all about who comes out on top in the end.

BPD and Autism Minecraft SMP Madness

anxiety, autism, BPD, comorbidity, coping, depression, Emotional Dysregulation, Identity, ISOLATION, madness, male mental health, mental health, Minecraft, misunderstood, neurodiversity, self harm, self worth, smp, stigma, Struggles, suicidal thoughts, Support, Therapy

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	1392
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Runes Activated:	6
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Meteorites Collected:	1
Secret Passages Found:	7	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Falling into the Void:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can let loose and have a wild time? Well, look no further because our server is the place for you!

Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme! We’ve got players with BPD and Autism running around causing all sorts of mayhem. Who knows what kind of crazy antics they’ll get up to next?

With our server, you’ll never be bored again. Whether you’re building a giant roller coaster that defies all laws of physics or engaging in epic battles with your fellow players, there’s always something exciting happening.

So why wait? Join our server now and embrace the madness. Who knows, you might just find yourself laughing so hard you forget all about your impending doom in the next 5 years!