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‘Americans be like: Minecraft SMP Madness’

american culture, AMERICANS, be like, Cultural differences, exaggerated emotions, exaggerated expressions, exaggerated reactions, funny, humor, internet humor, internet trends, madness, meme, millennial humor, Minecraft, reaction videos, relatable, smp, social commentary, social media, Stereotypes, Unbearable, viral

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	1313
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	30	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, come join our wacky SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some server rules, but who reads those anyway?)!

Picture this: you log on and suddenly find yourself in a battle royale with other players, fighting for control of the coveted diamond throne. Or maybe you stumble upon a secret underground disco party where the creepers are breakdancing and the zombies are doing the cha-cha slide.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the world’s largest virtual petting zoo, complete with pixelated pandas, llamas in top hats, and chickens that lay golden eggs (literally). And if you’re lucky, you might even spot the elusive Ender Dragon wearing a tutu and singing show tunes.

So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and prepare to have your mind blown (and possibly your base blown up by a TNT-wielding llama, but hey, that’s all part of the fun)!

‘Yeehaw Minecraft Server’

AMERICANS, be like, Five tomatoes, long tail tags, Minecraft, Server, Yeehaw

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	9100
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	12	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Zombie Dances:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Void Armor Forged:	24	Alternate Realities Explored:	4

Are you tired of boring old servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because on our server, Americans be like “Five tomatoes” is the norm! Why settle for the same old routine when you can join us and experience the madness of trying to count tomatoes in Minecraft?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Tomato King, a mysterious figure who roams the land throwing tomatoes at unsuspecting players. Will you be the one to uncover the truth behind this fruity ruler?

Join now and embark on a tomato-filled adventure like no other. Who knows, you might just become the Tomato Prince(ss) of the server!

LOLcraft Minecraft Server

be like, Behavior, Communication, Cultural differences, English speakers, Expressions, funny, humor, Language, LolCraft, might start dicking around, Minecraft, misunderstandings, native speakers, non-native speakers, Server, Slang, social interactions, Stereotypes

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	4155
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Falling into the Void:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	55
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	53
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building houses and mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most unpredictable place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to witness English speakers trying to communicate in Minecraft chat like “OMG, I found a creeper, LOL” or “BRB, gotta go mine some obsidian, TTYL.” It’s a hilarious mess that you won’t want to miss!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also known for hosting epic events like the Great Chicken Race, where players ride chickens through obstacle courses to win fabulous prizes. And let’s not forget about our legendary TNT cannon battles, where chaos reigns supreme and explosions are the name of the game.

So why wait? Join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, thanks to all the TNT). Trust us, you won’t regret it!

YeehawCraft Minecraft Server

be like, casual conversation, funny, Gay, gay pride, Greeting, hello, humor, Internet meme, Kek, LGBTQ, LGBTQ community, Minecraft, nice to meet you, Server, sirs, Social Interaction, Stereotypes, Western, western culture, western sirs, YeehawCraft

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	5579
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	24	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Dimension Hops:	0
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21

Yeehaw, partner! Welcome to the Wild Wild West of our Minecraft server! Saddle up your horses and get ready for a rootin’ tootin’ good time! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell ya a little tale.

Legend has it that our server is home to the most fabulous cowboys in all the land. They strut around in their sparkly chaps and bedazzled hats, declaring to all who will listen, “Howdy, nice to meet you. I’m gay!” Yeehaw, talk about a wild west showdown!

But that’s not all, folks. Our server is also home to the legendary Pink Pony Gang. These bandits ride through the desert on their glitter-covered ponies, robbing unsuspecting players of their diamonds and leaving a trail of rainbow-colored destruction in their wake. It’s like a unicorn stampede, but with more sass!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and wacky as a rodeo clown on a pogo stick, then mosey on over to our server, partner. Just remember to pack your sense of humor and leave your seriousness at the saloon door. Yeehaw!

YeehawCraft Minecraft Server

AMERICANS, be like, belonging, China, controversy, culture, Dispute, dude, east asia, fr fr, Identity, international relations, Minecraft, Nationality, on god, perspective, Political, rad, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, taiwan, united states, YeehawCraft

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	9898
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Astral Projections Made:	0
Alien Abductions:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	7

Are you tired of boring old servers where people talk about politics and geography? Well, come join our Minecraft server where we settle these debates in the most epic way possible – through PVP battles! Fight for Taiwan or China in our epic showdowns and prove once and for all who the rightful owner is. Plus, our server has the raddest builds and the dankest memes this side of the blocky world. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s settle this once and for all, Minecraft style!

Crafty Creole Crew

appreciation, be like, Caribbean cuisine, compliments, Crafty, creole, CREW, culinary skills, cultural expression, cultural pride, delicious meal, family dinner, family gathering, food appreciation, Gratitude, Haitian, Haitian culture, his name, home cooking, Hospitality, niggas, outdone yourself, traditional dishes

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	3284
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Potions Brewed:	60
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Towns Built:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where Haitian niggas be like “Honey, that meal was delicious. You’ve really outdone yourself this time. What did you say his name was?” Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughs, and memes galore!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon a hidden diamond mine guarded by a pack of zombie chickens. They battled their way through, armed with nothing but carrots and potatoes, and emerged victorious with pockets full of precious gems and a newfound love for poultry warfare.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Disco Sheep, a creature known for its sick dance moves and impeccable taste in music. Join us and witness the sheep shake its woolly booty to the latest hits while you build your own pixelated paradise in the sky.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our unforgettable Minecraft server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just find yourself saying “Honey, that creeper explosion was delicious. You’ve really outdone yourself this time.”

Fear2050 Minecraft SMP

anxiety, Apocalypse, Artificial Intelligence, climate change, Doomsday, Dystopia, existential threat, fear of change, fear of technology, fear of the future, fear of the unknown, Fear2050, Future, irrational fear, Minecraft, PARANOIA, predictions, science fiction, smp, societal collapse, speculation, Technology, uncertainty

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	5275
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	49
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	3

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to protect yourself from the impending invasion of killer chickens in the year 2050! These feathered fiends have been plotting their revenge for years and only the bravest players can stop them. Will you rise to the challenge and save the world from a clucking catastrophe? Join now and prepare for the poultry apocalypse!

HackCraft: Social Media Edition

Clever, creativity, diy, Edition, efficiency, HackCraft, Hacks, ingenious, innovation, internet, life hack, Media, problem solving, productivity, Resourceful, smart solutions, Social, social media, Technology, Tips, trending, Tricks, viral

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	3321
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Towns Built:	3
Gods Slained:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Void Armor Forged:	19	Ores Mined:	6448
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	85	Love Letters Sent:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate life hack for all your gaming needs! Join us and experience the most insane tricks and hacks that will blow your mind. Need to build a castle in seconds? We got you covered. Want to tame a dragon and ride it into battle? No problem, we’ve got dragons on speed dial. Our server is so clever, it’s basically like hacking the game itself. So why waste time on other servers when you can join us and level up your Minecraft experience to epic proportions? Come join the fun and see for yourself!

VerdictCraft: 137k Crimes Minecraft Server

137k, Accountability, atrocities, Civilian, Conflict, crimes, Evidence, HUMAN RIGHTS, international community, international law, investigation, Justice, Military, Minecraft, prosecution, russia, russians, Server, tribunal, Ukraine, VerdictCraft, verdicts, Victims, War Crimes, zelenskyy

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	6408
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mines Excavated:	1132	Secret Passages Found:	7
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	37
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Villages Defended:	11

so like, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well let me tell u, it’s da bomb diggity yo. we got dragons flyin around, creepers doin the cha cha slide, and villagers sellin u enchanted diamond pickaxes for dirt cheap.

oh and get this, our admin is a talking llama who can grant u three wishes if u sacrifice a stack of cooked chicken. true story bro.

also, rumor has it that if u find the secret hidden dungeon, u can battle a giant zombie pigman riding a flaming chicken. it’s like a mix between a rave party and a rodeo, u gotta see it to believe it.

so come on down to our server, where the only rule is to have a good time and never trust a sheep wearing sunglasses. trust me, u won’t regret it.

ChipCraft: Trump’s Plateful of Misunderstandings

China, chip role, ChipCraft, Communication, controversy, Diplomacy, foreign affairs, Government, international relations, leadership, Minister, misunderstanding, misunderstandings, News, Plateful, Politics, president, taiwan, Technology, Trade, trump, Trumps, united states

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	6164
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	26
Alien Abductions:	2	Enchantments Applied:	129
Elemental Crystals Collected:	27	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40
Emeralds Found:	7127	Endless Night Skies:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	30	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0

so, like, u know how trump is always like “i got so much on my plate, man”? well, turns out he misunderstood taiwan’s role in making chips. like, he thought they were actually making potato chips or something, haha. anyway, u should totally join our minecraft server cuz we got all the chips u could ever want. like, we got potato chips, chocolate chips, even computer chips. it’s like a chip paradise up in here. plus, we have this epic quest where u have to find the legendary chip that will grant u unlimited power in the game. it’s gonna be so lit, u gotta join now! #chipquest #trumploveschips

City Rain Dance

atmospheric conditions, city, city growth, city planning, city size, climate change, Dance, environmental impact, Infrastructure, meteorology, precipitation, Rain, rainfall intensity, rural areas, storm frequency, stormwater runoff, Summer storms, urban areas, urban development, urbanization, water management, weather observations, weather patterns

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	4023
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Runes Activated:	7	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4

join our epic minecraft server where the storms are CRAZY intense and concentrated over our cities, just like in real life but WAY more FUN! our cities make the rain pour down HARDER than anywhere else, it’s like a water park but with lightning! come join us for the wildest weather experience in minecraft history!

What is the IP for SMii7Y Minecraft Server?

funny steam games, grocery store simulator, grocery store simulator gameplay, grocery store simulator lets play, grocery store simulator multiplayer, grocery store simulator review, Minecraft, more weird steam games, Server, smii7y, smii7y plus, smii7yplus, steam games, Supermarket Simulator, Supermarket Simulator game, Supermarket Simulator gameplay, supermarket together, supermarket together game, supermarket together gameplay, weird steam games

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	5750
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10

SMii7Y, also known as Jaren Smith, is a popular YouTube content creator and Twitch streamer known for his comedic gaming videos and entertaining commentary. With a strong focus on first-person shooters such as Fortnite, Call of Duty, and Counter-Strike, SMii7Y has gained a large following for his humorous and engaging content. He is known for his distinctive sense of humor and laid-back personality, making him a beloved figure in the gaming community.

What are Minecraft servers like MineHeaven.net ?

Adventure, ARPG, Discord, Discord link, Expedition, Exploration, Factions, Farming, gacha insurance, Gacha Key system, Gifts, Grass Punishment, Instance, Items, mmorpg, Monsters, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, server attractions, server features, Skyblock, SkyRPG, Storyline, Survival

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	7281
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Ores Mined:	7592
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Buildings Constructed:	31
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	3

Some other Minecraft servers that offer immersive experiences and unique gameplay elements similar to MineHeaven.net include:

1. Herocraft (herocraftonline.com): Known for its RPG elements and custom quests, Herocraft offers players a diverse and engaging experience similar to MineHeaven.net’s ARPG-MMORPG system.

2. Wynncraft (play.wynncraft.com): This Minecraft MMORPG server features a custom map, quests, and classes for players to enjoy. With a focus on story-driven gameplay, Wynncraft provides a similar experience to MineHeaven.net’s Expedition and Adventure systems.

3. Dungeon Realms (dungeonrealms.net): As a mix of MMORPG and dungeon crawling gameplay, Dungeon Realms immerses players in a world full of exploration and combat. Fans of MineHeaven.net’s Grass Punishment instance may enjoy the challenging dungeons in this server.

4. The Archon (thearchon.net): Offering a variety of game modes, including factions and prison, The Archon attracts players with its unique gameplay features and competitive community. Players looking for a server with diverse gameplay options similar to MineHeaven.net will enjoy this server.

Whether you’re interested in RPG elements, custom quests, or challenging dungeons, these Minecraft servers provide experiences that are comparable to MineHeaven.net. Dive into a new adventure and explore what these servers have to offer today!

mineheaven.net

Meow SMP

Arena, Builds, coinshop, Community, Events, Leaderboards, Meow SMP, PvP, Survival

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	5554
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	1

Welcome to Meow SMP! One of the best survival servers out there. We offer a variety of exciting features to enhance your gameplay experience, including multiple fun events, a helpful community, a PVP arena, fabulous builds, a coinshop, and server leaderboards!

mc.meowsmp.org

Prosper SMP: Where you can find more diamonds in caves than in your love life!

anarchy server, build projects, Caves, Community, crossplay, dedicated players, diamonds, Discord, Find, games, gaming interests, Griefers, hackers, Life, love, Mature Community, Minecraft, new members, Players, Prosper, respectful, rules, shared interest, smp, Variety of Games, Welcoming

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	169
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Zombie Dances:	6
Buildings Constructed:	49	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	37
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

<a href="https://newminecraftservers.com/servers/roblox-free-groups/">Minecraft Server</a> Overview

Minecraft Server Overview

Description	Tired of your SMP dying off? Our community has stuck together because of our shared interest in minecraft but also because we have created a discord server that encourages playing a variety of games with other community members. Minecraft will always be the center of it all so come check out our discord and minecraft smp! We are very welcoming to new members! We are looking to build our community with dedicated players who share similar gaming interests. Major build projects underway all the time, and we have a friendly and mature community!
Rules	We are pretty light on rules but we don’t tolerate clowns. This is NOT an anarchy server so no hackers or griefers are allowed. Be respectful to other players and you will be fine! All members must join the discord to join the minecraft server.
Discord Invite	https://discord.com/invite/4v5ruAWRKv

FAQ

Q: Are hackers allowed on the server?

A: No, hackers are not allowed on the server.

Q: What if I have a problem with another player?

A: Please report any issues to a moderator or admin on the discord server.

Q: Can I join the minecraft server without joining the discord?

A: No, all members must join the discord to join the minecraft server.

Haitian Zombie Minecraft Server

asylum seekers, border control, foreign relations, government policy, Haitian, Haitian invader problem, humanitarian crisis, Illegal immigration, immigration, immigration reform, migrant caravan, Mike Dewine, Minecraft, national security, Ohio, political controversy, Refugee Crisis, refugee resettlement., Republican governors, Server, Social Issues, state responsibility, zombie

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	6447
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Votes:	5785
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Divine Scrolls Written:	14
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Divine Spears Created:	26	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee a Haitian invader-free environment thanks to our strict Republican governor policy! Join us and experience a world where Mike Dewine himself personally ensures that no Haitian invaders set foot in our virtual realm. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret training ground for a top-secret government task force dedicated to combating pixelated invaders from outer space. So come on in and join the fight against intergalactic threats while building epic structures and battling creepers with your new best friends!