Be Like MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

‘Americans be like: Minecraft SMP Madness’

AMERICANS, funny, Minecraft, internet humor, social media

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, come join our wacky SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some server rules, but who reads those anyway?)!

Picture this: you log on and suddenly find yourself in a battle royale with other players, fighting for control of the coveted diamond throne. Or maybe you stumble upon a secret underground disco party where the creepers are breakdancing and the zombies are doing the cha-cha slide.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the world’s largest virtual petting zoo, complete with pixelated pandas, llamas in top hats, and chickens that lay golden eggs (literally). And if you’re lucky, you might even spot the elusive Ender Dragon wearing a tutu and singing show tunes.

So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and prepare to have your mind blown (and possibly your base blown up by a TNT-wielding llama, but hey, that’s all part of the fun)!

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‘Yeehaw Minecraft Server’

Yeehaw, Minecraft, AMERICANS, long tail tags, be like

Are you tired of boring old servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because on our server, Americans be like “Five tomatoes” is the norm! Why settle for the same old routine when you can join us and experience the madness of trying to count tomatoes in Minecraft?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Tomato King, a mysterious figure who roams the land throwing tomatoes at unsuspecting players. Will you be the one to uncover the truth behind this fruity ruler?

Join now and embark on a tomato-filled adventure like no other. Who knows, you might just become the Tomato Prince(ss) of the server!

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LOLcraft Minecraft Server

Stereotypes, Minecraft, be like, might start dicking around, LolCraft

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building houses and mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most unpredictable place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to witness English speakers trying to communicate in Minecraft chat like “OMG, I found a creeper, LOL” or “BRB, gotta go mine some obsidian, TTYL.” It’s a hilarious mess that you won’t want to miss!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also known for hosting epic events like the Great Chicken Race, where players ride chickens through obstacle courses to win fabulous prizes. And let’s not forget about our legendary TNT cannon battles, where chaos reigns supreme and explosions are the name of the game.

So why wait? Join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, thanks to all the TNT). Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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YeehawCraft Minecraft Server

nice to meet you, casual conversation, hello, Gay, Social Interaction

Yeehaw, partner! Welcome to the Wild Wild West of our Minecraft server! Saddle up your horses and get ready for a rootin’ tootin’ good time! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell ya a little tale.

Legend has it that our server is home to the most fabulous cowboys in all the land. They strut around in their sparkly chaps and bedazzled hats, declaring to all who will listen, “Howdy, nice to meet you. I’m gay!” Yeehaw, talk about a wild west showdown!

But that’s not all, folks. Our server is also home to the legendary Pink Pony Gang. These bandits ride through the desert on their glitter-covered ponies, robbing unsuspecting players of their diamonds and leaving a trail of rainbow-colored destruction in their wake. It’s like a unicorn stampede, but with more sass!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and wacky as a rodeo clown on a pogo stick, then mosey on over to our server, partner. Just remember to pack your sense of humor and leave your seriousness at the saloon door. Yeehaw!

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YeehawCraft Minecraft Server

united states, AMERICANS, Political, Minecraft, Identity

Are you tired of boring old servers where people talk about politics and geography? Well, come join our Minecraft server where we settle these debates in the most epic way possible – through PVP battles! Fight for Taiwan or China in our epic showdowns and prove once and for all who the rightful owner is. Plus, our server has the raddest builds and the dankest memes this side of the blocky world. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s settle this once and for all, Minecraft style!

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Crafty Creole Crew

delicious meal, culinary skills, Haitian culture, food appreciation, CREW

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where Haitian niggas be like “Honey, that meal was delicious. You’ve really outdone yourself this time. What did you say his name was?” Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughs, and memes galore!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon a hidden diamond mine guarded by a pack of zombie chickens. They battled their way through, armed with nothing but carrots and potatoes, and emerged victorious with pockets full of precious gems and a newfound love for poultry warfare.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Disco Sheep, a creature known for its sick dance moves and impeccable taste in music. Join us and witness the sheep shake its woolly booty to the latest hits while you build your own pixelated paradise in the sky.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our unforgettable Minecraft server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just find yourself saying “Honey, that creeper explosion was delicious. You’ve really outdone yourself this time.”

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SummerCraft

SummerCraft, smp

IP: play.aestascraft.net

Bedrock Port: 54059

About Us:

SummerCraft is a growing player-driven community that opened recently. We are a multiplayer java and bedrock server crafted with a little bit for everyone! We are relatively new but constantly growing with weekly events and constant new content!

We value our players and their input and aim for a close-knitted community where you can relax and make new friends! Whether you’re a hardcore Minecraft veteran, or completely new to the game, we have something for you!

Our server performs highly and we try our best to maintain a no lag server, with staff on hand to instantly jump to the aid if there are any issues with server performance or any in-game issues.

We are also currently looking for some dedicated and experienced players to join our staff team!

Our Features:

– Long-term experience with end-game content.

– Multiple servers for everyone, with more coming soon.

– A friendly and helpful community.

– Constant new content.

– 1.16 Nether Update.

– Discord Community.

– Custom features and plugins.

– Weekly Events with Cash Prizes.

– End and Nether will periodically reset.

Useful Links:

Discord

Store

Rules – /rules in-game!

If you think AestasCraft sounds like good fun, please join us at play.aestascraft.net! We’re a public server so no need to waste your time applying, just join!

We look forward to seeing you!

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Chill Building SMP

building, smp, Chill

If you’re anything like me, you grew up on Hermitcraft and fell in love with the creative platform that Minecraft provides its players. But it is undeniable that community is what really brings all that creativity together, allowing for a greater experience than what is offered through sheer singleplayer alone.

And I’ve attempted to create my own solo worlds, only to yearn for something greater, a network of like-minded people who want to work together to create a cohesive world. I dreamed of being able to log in the game to see my friends working on their new projects. I always wanted to find a group of builders who love the game, and though life can be hectic and busy, will eventually come back to add something new to the world.

For anyone who feels the same way, I’d love to extend an offer to start fresh with me and some friends on a new Realm. I’d love to find a roster of chill people who are just looking to build and have a good time forming relationships over this great game, and create something that’s in it for the long haul. In a few years, I’d love to look back at what we created and get memories of all the moments that led us there.

This idea of creating projects together, building something from scratch just for the sake of it, sounds eerily beautiful to me, especially in this day and age where doom scrolling tik tok is the new norm. I so desperately wish to relive those old gaming vibes, the kind where there is no ulterior motive other than chillin with your friends and doing whatever comes to mind.

So if you are interested, please add my discord. I’d love to get to know you and see if there’s a vibe there. If you have any screenshots of old builds please send them my way, my discord is "blyatclart". I haven’t even created the world yet, as once I build up a group of a few people I’d like for us to all start together and explore to find a common building area for our starter bases. I really think it’s the early stages of Minecraft that make the late game worth it all, and I wouldn’t want anyone to miss out on that.

Hope to hear from you guys! May much peace and love be sent your way 😀

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Billionaire City Economy Re-Imagined

billionaire, city, Economy, Reimagined, PvE

New Player Rewards now available with /np -> 2x Sell Boost for all Items & Fish! How to Join!

There is no requirements to play on Billionaire City! All you need to do is add the Server with the following IP: IP: billionaire.city Discord: https://billionaire.city/discord About Billionaire City

Billionaire City is a revolutionary Economy & City Experience, aiming at setting new Standards in the field of Minecraft Servers! There’s lots of features to find on Billionaire City, also ones like you’ve never seen before: Buyable Ships(Yachts etc.), Proficiency & Collection System for Progression, a unique minigame-like Jobs-System, Community Goals & much more! Yet all those features do not bind your Playstyle in anyway, you are free to play as whatever you desire, vigilante, businessman or a subway surfer. All this comes packed with a friendly and welcoming, yet competitive Community! Our strongest advantage over most Economy Server is our stable Economy that doesn’t require any resets or other wipes, it is maintained as it goes! Updates & Improvements

Since the official Release on the 12th of May 2023, we have deployed over 184 Updates of varying sizes to Billionaire City. Some of the most important features that are now crucial to Billionaire City, weren’t existant when we first released, such as Corporations or Custom Fishing & Ships. You can check our Update-Log yourself on the Discord: https://billionaire.city/discord

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The Pastlands

Modded, Pastlands

Discord – https://discord.gg/vQy7Jcnwnf

IP – play.thepastlands.com Mods

Mods – can be found on our discord and are required to join.

Embark on an Epic Journey with The Pastlands!

Are you ready to dive into a world of endless possibilities and unparalleled adventures? Look no further! Join us at The Pastlands, where the excitement never stops, and the gaming experience is taken to a whole new level.

For over a year, our Minecraft server has been the heartbeat of our community. Our modded SMP is a dynamic universe where we change themes every 4 months to keep the excitement alive! Currently, we’re exploring OriginSMP, a realm filled with unique abilities and thrilling discoveries. We value your input, and with weekly updates, we ensure that every moment spent on our server is filled with excitement and innovation.

A Community that Listens: Your Voice Matters! At The Pastlands, we cherish community feedback and suggestions. Your ideas shape our world, and we’re committed to creating an environment where every player feels heard and valued. Join our thriving community and be a part of something bigger—your adventures, your stories, your impact.

Our journey doesn’t end with Minecraft! Explore a variety of other community games like Ark: Survival Evolved and Scum. With new servers introduced regularly, there’s always a fresh challenge waiting for you. Join us in the quest for excitement, camaraderie, and thrilling gameplay across multiple gaming universes.

Join Us Today: Where Gamers Become Family! Why settle for ordinary when you can be a part of something extraordinary? Join The Pastlands and experience gaming like never before. Our doors are wide open, and we invite you to be a part of our ever-expanding family. Embark on epic adventures, conquer new challenges, and forge lasting friendships in the gaming community that truly cares.

Want to join in on the fun join our discord here – https://discord.gg/vQy7Jcnwnf

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