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DoritoCraft: Where Blue Chips Lead to Evil Shenanigans!

bastards, be fat bitch, Blue, blue doritos, Chinese, CHIPS, Coworkers, DoritoCraft, Effort, Evil, evil behavior, faggoons, garner supports, Hero, holo incels, holodrones, kill yourself, lead, Lied, lying.., Nazis, Rally, ruined project, sensitive stuff, Shenanigans, subhuman

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	6245
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Are you tired of dealing with lying, fat bitches who ruin everything they touch? Then you need to join our Minecraft server! We promise no Chinese, Nazi-supporting, year-long project-ruining, coworker-shitting-on fat bitches here! Only the most epic gamers unite on our server, where faggoons and Hololive incels are not welcome. Join us and be a part of a community that doesn’t tolerate bottom-of-the-barrel subhumans. So what are you waiting for? Kill yourself and join our server today!

Blake’s Block Party Minecraft Server

archived threads., Arguing, Blake’s Diagnosis, blakes, BLOCK, discussion, E-Celebs, Fandom, hate RWBY, IRL politics, Lies, Love RWBY, Minecraft, Party, pastebin, Patch, porn, rooster teeth, RT content, rules, RWBY, Scarletverse, Server, Ship fighting, Trash, viz media

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	9702
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	306	Star Shards Collected:	177
Secret Passages Found:	7	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as Yang’s hair? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for all you RWBY fans (or haters, we don’t judge) to come together and unleash your inner Huntsman or Huntress.

Join us and immerse yourself in a world where Rooster Teeth has shut down (gasp!) and RWBY has been bought by Viz Media (double gasp!). But fear not, Patch will rise again! And if you’re tired of ship fighting, just sit back and enjoy (or ignore) the porn. Yes, you read that right.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with crazy events like arguing about E-Celebs, IRL politics, and of course, not believing their lies. And if you’re feeling lost, just read the Pastebin for some guidance.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make this Minecraft server the craziest one in all of Remnant!

CouchPotatoMC Server

argumentative, Blood, brand new couch, bullying, Couch, CouchPotatoMC, devices, discipline, family, Friends, husband, Mother, new couch, Picking, punishment, scabs, Server, step daughter’s behaviour, step daughter’s mum, step-daughter, unreasonable

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	8531
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Mines Excavated:	4766
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that will teach your kids some discipline? Look no further! Join our server where we enforce strict rules like no picking scabs or else you’ll be banned from sitting on our virtual couches!

Our server is so strict, even your step daughter’s mom will be shocked at how we handle scab-picking offenders. And if you think our rules are too harsh, just wait until you hear what our players’ grandmas have to say about it!

So come join us and experience the thrill of virtual scab monitoring like never before. Who knew Minecraft could be so educational and entertaining at the same time?

DadLuckMC

DadLuckMC, disrespectful behavior., domestic responsibilities, Emotional Abuse, emotional manipulation, family drama, family dynamics, family loyalty, generational differences, intergenerational conflict, marital disputes, marriage problems, Misogyny, parental conflict, parental disapproval, parental expectations, patriarchal attitudes, toxic relationships, traditional gender roles, traditional values, verbal abuse

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	6567
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	17
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Potions Brewed:	76	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Void Gems Collected:	16

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is just a part of the game! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive arguments, snarky remarks, and fainting mothers – all in blocky pixel form!

Our server is the perfect place to escape from your own family drama and dive headfirst into someone else’s. Build your own virtual family and see if you can navigate through the chaos and dysfunction just like in real life.

But wait, there’s more! Gain points by standing up to the misogynistic patriarch of the server and defending the honor of all virtual moms out there. Show off your drama queen skills and see if you can outdo our resident drama king.

So come on down to our Minecraft server, where the drama never stops and the insanity is always turned up to 11. Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive in our virtual dysfunctional family!

CraftyParents Minecraft Server

confidential information, confidential secrets, CraftyParents, Family secrets, Hidden Secrets, hidden truths, kept secrets, long-held secrets, Minecraft, personal privacy, private matters, Secrets, Server, undisclosed confessions, undisclosed facts, undisclosed information., undisclosed matters, undisclosed revelations, undisclosed secrets, undisclosed truths

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	5851
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	33
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Zombie Dances:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	8

Are you tired of keeping secrets from your parents? Well, join our Minecraft server and let all your secrets out in the form of epic builds and adventures! Our server is so secretive, even your parents won’t be able to find out what you’re up to. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds for anyone brave enough to uncover the ultimate secret of the server. So come join us and let your inner rebel out in the most blocky and hilarious way possible!

RegrettableCraft

bad decisions, BETRAYAL, consequences, emotional pain, healing, HEARTBREAK, Intimacy, lessons learned, letting go, MISTAKES, moving on, past experiences, personal growth, Reflection, regret, RegrettableCraft, relationships, Self Discovery, self worth, sex, Trust

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	5402
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Demon Skulls Collected:	25
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Towns Built:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	3397	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience!

Join us if you want to forget about that time you accidentally had sex with a creeper and ended up exploding in more ways than one. Our server is so crazy, you’ll be begging for more insane stories to tell your friends.

From building giant phallic structures to battling a horde of zombie villagers who are just looking for a good time, our server has it all. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally)!

CoastguardCraze: Anchored in China’s Sea

Anchored, China, Chinas, coastguard ship, CoastguardCraze, diplomatic crisis, east asia, exclusive economic zone, foreign policy, geopolitical conflict, international relations, maritime dispute, maritime law, military escalation, naval presence, Philippines, Power projection, regional security, sea, South China Sea, SOVEREIGNTY, Tensions, territorial claims, territorial waters

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	3211
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Astral Projections Made:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	2879
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Animals Bred:	75

come join our epic minecraft server where we have the biggest coastguard ship in the world parked in the philippines’ exclusive economic zone in the south china sea. why, you ask? because we like to keep things interesting and ramp up tensions in the virtual world! sail the high seas, build your own coastguard ship, and battle it out with other players for control of the sea. who will come out on top? join us and find out! it’s a wild ride filled with twists, turns, and plenty of virtual drama. come aboard, matey!

FoodTruckFrenzy

convenience dining, culinary delights, delicious eats, fast casual dining, food on wheels, food truck, food truck culture, food truck fare, foodie favorites, FoodTruckFrenzy, gourmet food, mobile food vendors, mobile kitchen, mobile meals, on-the-go dining, roadside dining, savory dishes, street food, tasty treats, truck cuisine, unique flavors

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	9386
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Villages Defended:	13	Epic Shields Constructed:	34
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41	Meteorite Armor Created:	30
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where we have trucks full of food that you can eat in the game! imagine munching on a juicy burger or a crispy taco straight from the back of a truck while fighting off creepers and zombies. it’s a culinary adventure like no other! plus, rumor has it that if you eat enough truck food, you’ll unlock a secret level where you can ride a giant chicken into battle. trust us, it’s clucking awesome. so what are you waiting for? join our server and start chowing down on some truck-tastic treats today!

BrainWaveHeadaches

Brain, brain fluid, brain research, BrainWaveHeadaches, Connection, detailing, DiSRuPtiON, first time, flow of fluid, fluid flow, headache symptoms, headache triggers, Headaches, neurological connection, Neurological Research, neurological symptoms, neurological wave, research, spreading wave, triggers, WAVE

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	2482
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Alien Abductions:	0	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Dimension Hops:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Heroic Legacies Created:	4

so, like, imagine this, right? you’re just minding your own business, building a sick castle in minecraft, when all of a sudden, BAM! you get hit with a massive headache. but fear not, my friend, because on our server, we have cracked the code on how to turn those headaches into pure gaming bliss.

we have this crazy theory that the flow of fluid in your brain is actually connected to the spread of disruption in the game. sounds wild, right? well, it’s true! join our server and experience the mind-blowing connection between neurological symptoms and epic minecraft adventures.

not convinced yet? well, let me tell you about the time one of our players built a rollercoaster that was so intense, it actually cured their migraines. true story! or how about the time someone found a hidden treasure chest that was filled with magical potions that made their headaches disappear in seconds. you can’t make this stuff up, folks.

so come on, join our server and let us show you the wacky world of minecraft where headaches are a thing of the past and the only thing spreading faster than disruption is the fun. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Avalon Nations SMP: Where semi-vanilla meets pvp in a not-so-square world!

auto assigned, avalon, Balanced, BETRAYAL, Biome, Civilizations, Cracked, financial conditions, Fresh, INTENSE, life steal, Map, meets, Nations, notsosquare, Plugins, PvP, Risk, rules, Semivanilla, Shrunken, smp, stale, teaming up, Territory, world, world border

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	7304
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	27
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

Avalon Nations SMP Overview

Features
Fresh experience combining Nations/civilizations and intense PVP
Auto-assignment of members to avoid skill gaps
Nations given territory on map
Teaming with other nations allowed
World border shrinks every other day for more PVP battles
Cracked server for all players to join

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Join our Discord for information on how to join: https://discord.gg/jNU65QsPvU

Q: Can I team up with other nations?

A: Yes, teaming up with other nations is allowed, but be cautious of betrayal.

Q: How often does the world border shrink?

A: The world border shrinks every other day to prevent staleness and encourage more PVP battles.

Q: Is the server cracked?

A: Yes, the server is cracked, allowing players of all financial conditions to join.

Q: Where can I find more in-depth information about the rules and plugins used?

A: Join our Discord for a more detailed explanation of the rules and plugins.

BdayBuds Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	1350
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
New Chunks Explored:	31417	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you have in common with other players is a love for blocks? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll be matched up with players who share the same birthday as you! That’s right, no more awkward small talk about the weather or what you had for breakfast – now you can bond over your mutual love for creepers and crafting tables!

But wait, there’s more! Not only will you find your birthday buddies on our server, but you’ll also discover a secret underground society of Minecraft players who communicate exclusively in pig Latin. Imagine the hilarity of trying to coordinate a raid on the Ender Dragon while also trying to decipher if someone is saying “ixnay on the eeperscray” or “aymay I avehay omeysay eedhay?”

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready for a birthday bash like no other! Just be prepared for the inevitable cake fights and party hat griefing – it’s all part of the fun on our wacky, wild, and wooly Minecraft server!