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BroCraftBroblems

Appearance, AQUARIUM, bathroom etiquette, beach day, BroCraftBroblems, Communication, Conflict Resolution, family dynamics, Fishing, Friends, Gender Identity, gender stereotypes, Insecurity, peer pressure, personal boundaries, public restrooms, ride home, shopping center, sibling relationships, social dynamics, Transportation

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	1791
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14
Animals Bred:	180	Astral Projections Made:	0
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	2

Are you tired of waiting in long lines for the bathroom? Join our Minecraft server where there are no lines at all! You can pee wherever you want, whenever you want! No more waiting for your turn, just let it flow!

Plus, on our server, you won’t have to deal with friends who ditch you because of your looks. We embrace all players, no matter how feminine they may appear. In fact, we have a special “gender-bending” skin pack just for those who want to confuse their friends even more!

So come join us on our wacky Minecraft server where the only thing you’ll be fishing for is laughs! Who needs a beach when you can have a virtual world full of ridiculousness and fun? See you there, bathroom warriors!

CraftyPride: Iran2Norway Minecraft Server

30 Years, court case, CraftyPride, criminal justice, discrimination, hate crime, Homophobia, international news, Iran2Norway, Iranian-born, Justice, Legal System, LGBTQ, man, Minecraft, minority rights, norway, Pride Attack, Prison, sentenced, Server, Social Issues, violence

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	337
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Towns Built:	10
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15

hey u, yea u, do u want to join the most lit minecraft server in the universe? well u better cuz we got a pride attack in norway and an iranian-born man got sentenced to 30 years in prison for stealing all the diamonds in the server! yea, u heard me right, diamonds! come join us and see if u can beat his record and become the ultimate diamond thief in our server! plus, we got flying pigs and talking cows, so what are u waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!

BlipCraft: Freudian Slip Fun!

BlipCraft, cognitive distortion., Communication, Freudian, Freudian analysis, Freudian blip, Freudian concept, Freudian interpretation, Freudian perspective, Freudian phenomenon, Freudian psychology, Freudian slip, Freudian theory, Fun, language processing, linguistic error, mental health, mishearing, misspeaking, psychoanalysis, psychological reason, Slip, speech error, subconscious

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	3430
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	17
Meteorites Collected:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	27	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Buildings Constructed:	14
Astral Projections Made:	1	New Chunks Explored:	207567
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	7

join this epic minecraft server where pigs can fly, cows can dance, and creepers tell jokes! we have a secret underground disco party every night where even the zombies bust a move. our moderators are actually unicorns in disguise, granting wishes and sprinkling glitter on all your builds.

explore our enchanted forests where the trees sing showtunes and the rivers flow with chocolate milk. climb to the top of our rainbow mountains and slide down on a magical unicorn horn.

build a castle made entirely of cheese or a rollercoaster that defies gravity. challenge the ender dragon to a dance-off or race against a pack of speedy turtles.

come join us for the craziest, most absurd minecraft experience of your life! you’ll never want to leave this wacky wonderland of fun and frolics. come on, what are you waiting for? let’s get this party started!

CRISTALLIX Minecraft server

Adventure, Bedwars, building, CastleFight, character decoration, CRISTALLIX, CustomSteveChaos, Galax, Graffiti, Minecraft, Mini Games, mobs, Mods, Pixelmon, PvP battles, RPG, Server, Simulators, Skywars, technomagic, twerking

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	7893
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Holy Grails Found:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Runes Activated:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1

The Cristalix server began its journey back in 2012 and continues to actively develop and improve throughout all these years. We, the Cristalix team, know very well what games you like and want to play. Not only those players who cannot live without PvP battles will find their place here, but also those who love to create and build, as well as those who love to seek adventure and fight mobs.

On our server you can decorate your character with various personalization elements or show off your dancing skills by twerking right in front of other players! And what about graffiti? Yes, we have that too!

Cristalix is a high-tech project with online up to 7000 players, which sets new standards for Minecraft in the CIS. Here you will find a wide range of mini-games, from classic BedWars and SkyWars to unique and exciting games such as CastleFight and CustomSteveChaos! In addition, we have many simulators where you can spend time comfortably and without any difficulties.

And that’s not all! The Cristalix server also features quality builds with mods, including Pixelmon, TechnoMagic, RPG, Galax and many more! We have something special for everyone.

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BigGirlLove Minecraft Server

acceptance, beauty standards, big girls, BigGirlLove, body image, body positivity, Confidence, cultural norms, curvy women, DATING, empowerment, Inclusivity, love, Minecraft, plus size, relationships, self esteem, self love, self worth, self-acceptance, Server, society standards, Stereotypes

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	7387
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Zombie Dances:	9
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32	Dragon Eggs Found:	9756
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	29	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where big girls don’t get the love they deserve? Look no further, because on our server, big girls are the main attraction! We have custom-built villages with extra-wide doorways and reinforced floors to support all the love and attention they need. Join us for a truly unique Minecraft experience where size really does matter!

LameCraft: The Coolest Minecraft Server

10 out of 10, Based, COOLEST, data management, data transfer, Experience, future employers, gig line, gnu parallel, IT, Job, Lame, LameCraft, Minecraft, networking, petabytes, professional opportunities, Rating, remote job, remote work, rsync, Server, Skills, Technology

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	8669
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Crops Grown:	9831	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because on our server, we have transferred a whopping 5 petabytes of data using rsync and gnu parallel over a 10 gig line! That’s right, we’re not just building blocks here, we’re transferring massive amounts of data like bosses.

Join our server and show off your data transferring skills to impress future employers. Who needs a resume when you can just tell them you’re a pro at transferring petabytes of data in Minecraft? Trust us, they’ll be begging to hire you.

So, are you based or lame? Join our server and find out for yourself. And don’t forget to rate your experience out of 10, but please, don’t be a dick. Let’s keep it fun and lighthearted, just like our insane data transferring adventures.

SisVisitsLateMC

aita, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Confrontation, Controlling, Cops, DISRESPECTFUL, family, late night, living arrangement, ring camera, sister, SisVisitsLateMC, Sketchy, temporary living, threatening, unacceptable hours, Visit, wrong, Yelling

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	9256
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	1523	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server where drama unfolds faster than you can say “creeper”? Look no further than our server, where family feuds and late-night visits are just the beginning of the chaos!

Join us and experience the thrill of kicking out your boyfriend’s disrespectful sister at 2am, all while threatening to call the cops. And that’s not all – watch as your boyfriend showers while his sketchy sister and her boyfriend roam around your house unattended. It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

But wait, there’s more! Settle family disputes, make ultimatums, and lay down the law like never before. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server?

So come on over and join the fun – just remember, no family drama allowed after midnight!

SecretSauce Minecraft Server

Minecraft, SecretSauce, Server

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	6654
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Astral Amulets Crafted:	17
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and buildings? Well, do we have a server for you! Our server is so top secret, even the Ender Dragon doesn’t know about it. Join us for a wild ride filled with hidden treasures, secret passageways, and mysterious creatures that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the juiciest secret on our server, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical llama named Larry. So what are you waiting for? Join us and uncover the craziest secrets in the Minecraft universe!

BotFarmBusters Minecraft Server

ai, Allies, bot farm, BotFarmBusters, cyber warfare, cybersecurity, digital defense, digital threats, Disinformation, Espionage, foreign interference, global security, HACKING, information warfare, international relations, Minecraft, online manipulation, Propaganda, Russian, Server, social media, Technology, U.S

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	8327
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Alien Abductions:	3	Endless Night Skies:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	405

lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we take down russian ‘bot farms’ with the power of AI!!! we are like the Avengers of the minecraft world, fighting against evil with our pixelated swords and diamond armor. join us and be a hero, or maybe just a really good miner. either way, you’ll have a blast on our server filled with crazy adventures and epic battles. plus, we have free cake every friday. so what are you waiting for? come join us and be a part of the most epic minecraft server in the universe!!!

PixelCraft: No Social, Just Blocks

(Audio), #youtube, blocks, Comments.., Communication, Digital Detox, Messaging, Minimalist, mobile apps, Online Community, photo sharing, pixelcraft, shorts feature, Social, Social Interaction, social media, social-networking, Stories, Technology, upload pics, Video, WhatsApp

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	4218
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Alien Abductions:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25	Emeralds Found:	9523
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3

OMG u gotta join dis minecraft server, like fr fr. so like, this server is like the land of unicorns and rainbows, but with a twist. u gotta tame a dragon to enter the land, i know, crazy right?

once u enter, u gotta fight off evil llamas that shoot lasers out of their eyes, like wut? but don’t worry, u can ride on giant flying turtles to escape their wrath. and if u get hungry, just eat some enchanted tacos that give u super powers.

oh and get this, there’s a secret underground disco party where u can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long. but shh, don’t tell anyone, it’s a top secret location.

so like, if u wanna have the most epic adventure of ur life, join this minecraft server now. trust me, u won’t regret it. unicorns and tacos await u!