Join us if you want to experience the thrill of dodging creepers while riding on the back of a flying pig. Our server is so intense, it’ll make you question whether three DUIs should result in a prison sentence or just a really long timeout in the corner.
We’ve got more drama than a soap opera, more laughs than a stand-up comedy show, and more chaos than a chicken jamboree. So why wait? Join now and let the insanity begin!
if you join this server, you’ll, like, be transported to a land of unicorns and rainbows. and, like, the best part? you can ride the unicorns and shoot rainbows out of your hands. it’s, like, totally epic.
oh, and did i mention the secret underground disco party? yeah, that’s right. there’s a secret underground disco party where all the mobs get down and boogie. it’s, like, the hottest spot in all of minecraft.
so, like, if you want to experience a world of pure madness and mayhem, then, like, join this server now. trust me, you won’t regret it. plus, there’s free cake for everyone who joins. who doesn’t love free cake, right?
oh and get this, we have a pet dragon that u can ride into battle against other players. it’s like game of thrones but with pixelated graphics. and if that’s not enough to convince u, we also have a secret society of ninja turtles who will teach u how to fight like a pro.
so what are u waiting for? join now and experience the craziest, most insane minecraft server in the universe! trust me, u won’t regret it. unless u get eaten by a zombie, but that’s just part of the fun, right?
first of all, we got, like, flying pigs everywhere. you can ride them into battle against, like, evil zombies and stuff. it’s wild, man.
and, like, our community is so lit, you won’t even know what hit you. we have, like, secret underground parties with, like, diamond armor dress codes and everything.
oh, and did i mention the giant chickens that roam the land? yeah, they’re, like, massive and super friendly. you can even ride them into battle if you’re feeling brave enough.
so, like, if you’re looking for a minecraft server that’s totally off the wall and full of surprises, you gotta join us. trust me, you won’t regret it.
1. We have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, but only those who can recite the entire script of Monty Python and the Holy Grail backwards can enter.
2. Our server mascot is a llama named Sir Reginald III, who wears a monocle and top hat and judges all building competitions with a snooty British accent.
3. We hold weekly “BBC Appreciation Days” where we build giant statues of…well, you know what BBC stands for.
4. Rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who tells terrible dad jokes all night long.
5. We have a PvP arena where players can battle it out using nothing but enchanted carrots as weapons. The winner gets a golden toilet seat as a trophy.
So, if you’re ready to embrace the madness and have a laugh while building epic creations, come join us! Just remember, there’s nothing you can do about our outrageous shenanigans. Cheers!
Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans. From building giant statues of llamas to organizing epic dance parties in the Nether, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
But that’s not all – our community is full of quirky characters who will keep you entertained for hours on end. Want to know the meaning of life? Just ask our resident philosopher who spends his days pondering the mysteries of the universe while building a rollercoaster out of obsidian.
So why wait? Join us now and experience the most outrageous Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Who knows, you might even uncover the answer to the ultimate question of life, the universe, and everything (spoiler alert: it’s 42).
Ever seen a cow do a backflip? Well, on our server, anything is possible. Our cows are trained in the ancient art of bovine acrobatics, and they put on a show that will leave you speechless. Plus, our pollinators are top-notch dancers, so you’ll never be bored watching them groove to the latest hits.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground rave party happening in the sagebrush rangelands, and only those who join our server will be able to find it. Picture this: cows with glow sticks, bees with sunglasses, and sheep breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow. It’s the party of the century, and you’re invited.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the wildest, wackiest, and most wonderful world of cattle grazing and pollinators in sagebrush rangelands. Trust me, you won’t regret it.
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| JAVA | mc.bucketry.net |
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| Bedrock | mc.bucketry.net:19132 |
| Discord | Join Us |
| Wiki | Explore More |
Embark on an Epic Adventure: Step into Bucketry, a realm where every step you take is a journey towards greatness. Whether you’re uncovering hidden treasures, building monumental structures, or battling fierce foes, your path is filled with endless opportunities and challenges. Your story is just beginning.
Rise Through the Ranks: Begin your journey as an initiate and ascend to legendary status within our vibrant community. Every quest completed and job mastered brings you closer to powerful rewards and new possibilities.
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<p><strong>FAQs (Frequently Asked Questions)</strong></p>
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<th>Answer</th>
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<td>How do I join the server?</td>
<td>For JAVA, connect to mc.bucketry.net. For Bedrock, connect to mc.bucketry.net:19132.</td>
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<td>Is there a Discord server?</td>
<td>Yes, you can join our Discord server at https://discord.gg/eZXqDPj3kE.</td>
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<td>Are there different professions to choose from?</td>
<td>Yes, players can choose from a variety of professions such as warrior, builder, and miner.</td>
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<td>What are custom enchantments?</td>
<td>Custom enchantments are unique upgrades for gear that can enhance your abilities in the game.</td>
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<td>How do I protect my land?</td>
<td>Players can use the Grief Prevention system with a custom GUI to secure their kingdoms.</td>
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<td>Can I have pets in the game?</td>
<td>Yes, players can tame loyal pets and explore the soul system in the game.</td>
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Imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly an older player starts asking if you’re going “true Scotsman” under your diamond armor. Don’t worry, we’ve got your back! Our players are always ready to step in and shut down any inappropriate behavior.
But beware, drama might follow you even after the game. Just like how the groom’s mum demanded an apology for standing up to the nosy aunt, you might find yourself in the middle of a virtual scandal. But hey, who needs drama when you’ve got a server full of hilarious moments and epic builds?
So come join us for a server experience like no other. And remember, always wear your virtual boxers under your virtual kilt – just in case someone asks!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with poop stools galore, ensuring the most comfortable pooping experience possible. And if you’re lucky, you might even hear someone pooping in the main bathroom while you’re giving your kids a bath – talk about a wild night in Minecraft!
So come join us and be part of the poop-tastic fun on our server. Who knew that choosing a bathroom could be so exciting? Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the ultimate poop dilemma in Minecraft!