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| Players: | 101/300 | Votes: | 9348 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Meteorites Collected: | 4 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 9 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 15 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 1 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 5 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 1399 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 1 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 8 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 10 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 5 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 6 |
Join our server for the chance to build the most ridiculous structures you can imagine, like a giant toilet made out of diamonds or a roller coaster that goes straight into a lava pit. The possibilities are endless, just like our patience for players who can’t take a joke.
But wait, there’s more! We have exclusive mini-games like “Sheep Soccer” where you have to kick sheep into a goal while avoiding angry villagers, and “Creeper Dodgeball” where you have to dodge exploding creepers while trying to hit other players with snowballs. It’s chaotic, it’s hilarious, and it’s guaranteed to make you question your life choices.
So come join us on this wild ride of stupidity and creativity, because only the truly dumb can appreciate the genius of our server. Don’t be a square, be a cube!
