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McDonald’s Ice Cream Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	5088
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Meteorites Collected:	2	Votes:	4063
Star Shards Collected:	239	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3

Are you tired of getting your hopes up for a delicious McDonald’s ice cream cone, only to be told the ice cream machine is broken? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have unlimited McDonald’s ice cream for all players! No more broken machines, just creamy, dreamy soft serve for days.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of disco dancing. Join them in their epic dance parties and learn their secret llama dance moves to impress all your friends.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a magical forest filled with talking animals who will grant you wishes in exchange for rare Minecraft items. Want a pet dragon? Just trade them a diamond and watch as your fiery companion appears before your eyes.

So come join us on our wacky, wild, and totally unpredictable Minecraft server where anything is possible, including making McDonald’s ice cream great again!

Loli Thread Minecraft SMP

Aigreentext, Anime, art, Community, controversial, cute, discussion, FANTASY, fetish, Fiction, forum, Japanese culture, Kawaii, Loli, Lolita fashion, Manga, Minecraft, Roleplay, smp, taboo, Thread, welcome

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	4641
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	9463	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not blow up the spawn…again).

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately get greeted by a talking sheep who offers to be your personal mining buddy. But watch out, because there’s a mischievous group of chickens who are plotting to take over the server with their army of zombie pigmen.

But don’t worry, we’ve got a team of superhero villagers who are ready to swoop in and save the day. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can join our weekly Ender Dragon races where the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden carrots.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen (and probably will).

BagCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

4koma, Account XP, BagCraft, Banners, blue archive, Bounties, Circles, clubs, Commissions, Decagrammaton, Events, Friends, general, guides, HOD, lessons, Limit Break Assault, Livin’ on Sweets, Manga, Mari, mine, Minecraft, PVs, Resources, Sakurako, Scrimmages, Serenade Promenade, Server, shorts, Side Content, The Fury of Set, Total Assault, Ultimate

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	4929
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Enchantments Applied:	246	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	19
Dragon Eggs Found:	9802	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Emeralds Found:	6518	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing new to offer? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures and outrageous stories that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt.

Picture this: You log in and suddenly find yourself in a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Yes, you heard that right. Creepers doing the Macarena. And that’s just the beginning!

Join us on our server for a chance to participate in epic events like the Serenade Promenade where you can dance with skeletons and zombies, or the Decagrammaton where you can battle giant chickens armed with nothing but a carrot. Trust us, you won’t find this kind of craziness anywhere else.

But wait, there’s more! How about a Limit Break Assault where you have to fight a field of special armor-wearing cows, or a Total Assault where you must navigate through an indoor maze filled with insane and tormenting obstacles? It’s like a Minecraft version of a twisted carnival, and you’re invited to join the fun!

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the wackiest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Who knows, you might even encounter a talking sheep or a dancing Enderman. The possibilities are endless, and the laughter is guaranteed. See you in the game!

RV Minecraft SMP Roadtrip

Adventure, camper van, cross-country travel, Exploring, exploring America, full-time RVing, living on wheels, long term travel, Minecraft, mobile home, motorhome living, nomad life, off grid living, on the road, road trip, roadtrip, RV community, RV LIVING, smp, travel, travel lifestyle, van life, Wanderlust

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	480
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Love Letters Sent:	14
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	New Chunks Explored:	644524
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	35	Living Statues Befriended:	2

Are you tired of being stuck in the same old boring Minecraft world? Do you dream of living in an RV and driving it around the country like a true nomad? Well, do we have the server for you!

Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where players live in RVs and travel the virtual world in style. Need to mine some diamonds? Just hop in your RV and drive to the nearest mine! Want to explore a new biome? Pack up your RV and hit the road!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a group of wild llamas who have taken over a village and are now the rulers of the land. Will you be able to negotiate with these llama overlords and gain their favor? Only time will tell!

So if you’re ready for a truly unique Minecraft experience filled with RV adventures and llama drama, join our server today!

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

affable, agreeable, amiable, charming, congenial, Considerate, cute, delightful, Friendly, gracious, Kindness, Lovely, mean, Minecraft, niceness, nogib, PALS, PIXEL, pleasant, Polite, Rude, Server, SWEET, thoughtful

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	3420
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Dimension Hops:	6
Votes:	6748	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	4719

Are you tired of being bullied and insulted on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because on our server, we only allow cute and nice players! Our community is filled with fluffy bunnies and rainbow unicorns who will shower you with compliments and virtual hugs. Join us for a magical experience where the only griefing allowed is griefing from laughter!

/Tactical/ – Tactical Vtubers: Enlist Edition Minecraft SMP

Aaliyah Mercury, AceWindhover, Ainslie_Vt, AirshowD, Arianna Foxton, Atropa Everwood, Bessie, Code Named Ferret, Edition, Elfinpsyop, EmberParadox458, enlist, firearm enthusiast, Fishmoochi, GachaGuns, Gondola Gaming, grimmiVT, Icelyn Winter, JMeZZ, Juncker_, Kana, KiitaVT, Koopa Fortuna, Kuromaru Oniisan, Leaflit Mitsuha, Minecraft, Rusty Claudia, smp, tactical, tactical vtubers, Vtubers

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	7411
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7643	New Chunks Explored:	154800
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	158	Enchantments Applied:	239
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Zombie Dances:	3

Welcome to the most tactically-themed Minecraft SMP out there! Join us for epic battles, strategic alliances, and firearm enthusiast vtubers like you’ve never seen before!

Our approved vtubers include Aaliyah Mercury, the sharpshooting sensation who never misses a shot. AceWindhover, the explosive expert who can blow up anything in his path. And don’t forget about Bessie, the cowgirl with a quick draw that will leave you in awe.

But that’s not all! Join us for crazy adventures with Code Named Ferret, the master of stealth who can sneak past any enemy. And watch out for Kuromaru Oniisan, the ninja warrior who can take down foes with just a flick of his katana.

So come join us on /tactical/ Minecraft SMP, where every day is a new tactical challenge and every battle is a chance to show off your skills. Don’t miss out on the action, join us now and become a legend in the world of tactically-themed Minecraft!

Jujutsu Craft Minecraft Server

action, Adventure, Anime, Battles, Craft, CURSES, Demon, exorcism, Fighting, Jujutsu, jujutsu kaisen, Manga, Minecraft, Powers, Protagonist, School, Server, SHONEN, sorcery, STRONG, Supernatural, Victory, Won, YUJI

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	5309
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Star Shards Collected:	237	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and avoiding creepers? Well, look no further because on our server, Yuji won. Who is Yuji, you ask? Oh, just the legendary Minecraft player who defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a pet chicken named Clucky.

Join our server and you’ll have the chance to team up with Yuji himself as he leads epic raids on other players’ bases, all while riding a majestic llama named Steve. But beware, Yuji has a mischievous side and loves to prank unsuspecting players by replacing their entire house with pink wool.

If you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s unlike anything you’ve ever experienced, come join us where Yuji’s reign of chaos is just beginning. Who knows, you might even become the next legend in his crazy world of blocky adventures.

Cookie’s Bustle Minecraft SMP

25 years, Bustle, classic, Cookie’s Bustle, COOKIES, critique, dust settled, Enduring, Evaluation, fashion, iconic, Impact, influence, Legacy, Minecraft, Nostalgia, pop culture, Release, Retro, Revisiting, smp, Style, Timeless, vintage

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	2374
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Buildings Constructed:	42
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old routine? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride through Cookie’s Bustle, where chaos reigns supreme and nothing is off limits.

Picture this: a land filled with giant cookies that you can ride like horses, a bustling market where you can trade diamonds for enchanted pickaxes, and secret dungeons filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. But beware, because lurking in the shadows are evil mobs like the dreaded Cookie Monster and the mischievous Creeper King.

But fear not, brave adventurer, for you are not alone! Join forces with other players to form epic alliances, build towering fortresses, and conquer the land together. And if you’re feeling extra daring, take on our server’s special challenges like the Great Cookie Bake-Off or the Creeper King’s Dance Party.

So why wait? Join us on Cookie’s Bustle for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might just become the ultimate cookie connoisseur or the ruler of all creepers. The possibilities are endless, so come on and join the fun!

Gloomy Minecraft Server

#venting, Emotional support, emotions, feelings, gloomy, just want to be heard, Listen, lonely, mental health, Mental Wellness, Minecraft, need to talk, not suicidal, reaching out, sad, seeking guidance, seeking help, seeking support, Server, Struggling, Support, Talk

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	7919
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Crops Grown:	8657
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Magic Items Found:	5499	Mythical Swords Crafted:	95
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Divine Spears Created:	10
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone in the dark, feeling gloomy and in need of some virtual companionship? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place for you!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and a community of players who will listen to all your woes, no matter how ridiculous they may be. Need to vent about your virtual sheep farm not producing enough wool? We’ve got you covered.

Our server is the perfect place to escape from the real world and immerse yourself in a land of pixelated fun. So come on, join us and let’s conquer the virtual world together! Who knows, you might even find the meaning of life at the bottom of a Minecraft ravine.

Guess Minecraft SMP

aftermath, anxiety, bad shit, Chaos, consequences, Disaster, DOOM, election, fear, foreboding, Future, gloom, guess, let me guess, Minecraft, Negativity, pessimism, Politics, predictions, smp, speculation, TURMOIL, uncertainty, uncertainty ahead

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	5150
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Secret Passages Found:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Animals Bred:	132	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to escape the impending doom of post-election chaos! Our server is like a magical realm where the only drama is deciding who gets the last piece of cake at the virtual feast. Plus, rumor has it that our resident Ender Dragon is a total diva and loves to put on fashion shows for the players. So, if you want to witness a dragon strutting down the runway in the latest diamond armor, this is the place to be! Trust us, you won’t regret joining our wacky world of blocky adventures.