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Space Cuck Island

#breastfeeding, billionaire, controversial, cuck, eccentric, elon musk, entrepreneur, innovation, ISLAND, NEET, ragebait, richest man, richest man in the world, Rockets, Social Interaction, society, Space, space exploration, spacex, success, Technology, tesla, wealth

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	8078
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Farms Harvested:	373	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	330
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	7

Yo yo yo, come join our Minecraft server where you can be the richest player ever! We got ragebait suits for days, just like a NEET. Who needs other people when you’re rolling in diamonds, am I right? Imagine having rockets and still dealing with society, what a noob move. Come join us and show off your wealth, let’s dominate this server together!

SecretSongLoverMC-SMP

embarrassing favorite, embarrassing guilty pleasure, embarrassing song, embarrassing tune, guilty pleasure, guilty pleasure jam, guilty pleasure music, guilty pleasure track, guilty pleasure tune, hidden favorite, Hidden Gem, hidden music, hidden tune, secret favorite, secret favorite song, secret music, secret song, secret track, Secret tune, SecretSongLoverMCSMP

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	2561
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	18
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	10

OMG you guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s the best thing since sliced bread. We have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear, like whoa. And get this, our leader is a talking llama who can do backflips while juggling TNT.

But wait, there’s more. We have a secret disco party every night where we dance to Justin Bieber’s “Baby” on repeat. It’s so cringey but also so lit, you won’t be able to resist joining in. Plus, we have a pet creeper named Bob who tells the best dad jokes, like seriously he’s a riot.

So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have fun and never take yourself too seriously. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just don’t tell anyone about our secret love for that one Taylor Swift song, okay? 😉 #minecraftsmp #secretlovesongs #llamaleadership

CreeperCubicleCraze

absurd workplace rules, bizarre office rules, comical workplace guidelines, corporate guidelines, CreeperCubicleCraze, extreme workplace rules, funny office rules, nonsensical workplace rules, odd company policies, office policies, outlandish office rules, peculiar work regulations, ridiculous rules, ridiculous work guidelines, strange corporate rules, strange workplace rules, unconventional office policies, unconventional work rules, unusual workplace regulations, weird work policies, workplace regulations.

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	1143
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Magic Wands Crafted:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	3721
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with lame rules like “no griefing” and “be respectful”? Well, have we got the server for you! Our server has the most absurd workplace rules you’ve ever seen. Want to build a giant statue of a chicken made entirely out of TNT? Go for it! Want to ride a pig off a cliff while screaming “YOLO”? We encourage it!

Join our server for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem. We once had a player who built an entire rollercoaster made out of diamond blocks, only to have it destroyed by a horde of angry zombie pigs. And don’t even get us started on the time someone tried to tame a creeper as a pet.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s anything but ordinary, come join us. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything goes.

ByteForge

built, ByteForge, Central US, Discord, Farms, ItzWozzi, Join, learn, Minecraft, Players, progress, Projects, Resources, Server, skill levels, smp, Tour, username, work together, world

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	3702
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Holy Grails Found:	5

ByteForge Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	ByteForge
Server Type	Survival/Community
Location	Central US (may change)
Accepting Players	All over the world

FAQ

Q: What is ByteForge server?

A: ByteForge is a server similar to Wavetech or Scicraft, where players work together to build gamebreaking farms and other projects.

Q: Who can join the server?

A: Players of all skill levels are welcome as long as they are ready to learn and work together with others.

Q: How can I join ByteForge?

A: Send a message on Discord to “ItzWozzi” for a quick tour of the server and if you like what you see, you can join.

Mystic Vale 1.20.6

1.20.6, long tail tag, mystic, never be back, permanently over, slop GET, slopget, Vale

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	1904
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	28
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	24	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Crops Grown:	3497

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, it’s like another slop GET, but like, permanently over and it’ll never be back! Can you even imagine the chaos and madness that awaits you in this server? It’s like a rollercoaster ride through the depths of insanity, but in Minecraft form! So, what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the wildest ride of your life!

CraftyConfrontation

aita, Asshole, Boundaries, bus station, bus stop, cigarette smoker, coward, CraftyConfrontation, English, German, Harassment, hard life, high school, introverted, language barrier, Liar, Scrubs, Social Interaction, street confrontation, Travels, work uniform

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	8855
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	50
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Secret Passages Found:	5

Are you tired of being harassed on the streets for cigarettes and lighters? Do you wish you could just escape to a world where no one bothers you? Well, do I have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server where you can pretend you don’t speak English to avoid all those pesky interactions with strangers.

Imagine a world where you can roam freely without anyone asking you for a smoke or a light. You can build your own virtual paradise and never have to deal with rude people again. And if anyone dares to bother you in the game, just tell them in German that you don’t speak English and watch them scurry away in confusion.

But beware, there may be some persistent players who won’t take no for an answer. Just remember to stand your ground and assert yourself, even if they call you a liar, a coward, or an asshole. In this Minecraft server, you are the master of your own domain and no one can bring you down. So come join us and escape the real world for a while. You won’t regret it!

Backhanded Builders

awkward, BackHanded, backhanded compliment, Builders, communication skills, Compliment, Confidence, emotional intelligence, Feedback, insincere, insult, Interpretation, mixed feelings, Perception, personal boundaries, SELF AWARENESS, self esteem, self worth, sensitivity, social interactions, UNCOMFORTABLE, validation

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	7400
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Epic Quests Completed:	16
Dragon Eggs Found:	1779	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Divine Spears Created:	23
Holy Grails Found:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	2

Are you tired of being called “average” or “normal” in Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is anything but average! Join us and experience the thrill of building a giant toilet house, where you can flush away your enemies in style.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak. Join his army of feathered minions and conquer the world one cluck at a time.

So why settle for boring compliments when you can join our server and be hailed as the craziest builder in all of Minecraft? Don’t be insulted by mediocrity, join us and embrace the madness!

MakranCraft Minecraft Server

#announcement, administrative, Capital city, CHANGE, decision, Development, geography, Government, historical, Infrastructure, iran, Makran, MakranCraft, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, News, Politics, Relocation, Server, Shift, Tehran, transformation, Urban planning

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	5984
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Astral Projections Made:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Holy Grails Found:	3

lol imagine a world where Iran’s capital city is Makran! like what even is that place? but guess what, on our minecraft server, Makran is the bomb diggity capital city! we got flying camels, diamond-encrusted sand dunes, and a secret underground lair where you can battle evil mobs with laser swords! join us and be part of the craziest city in the minecraft universe. trust me, you won’t regret it!

CraftyCreeperCo.

Baltic region, CraftyCreeperCo, Defense, defense pact, eastern europe, european security, finland, fm, foreign policy, geopolitical strategy, Helsinki, international relations, MEMBERSHIP, military alliance, nato, Reuters, security assurance, security cooperation, security guarantee, transatlantic partnership, Ukraine

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	9439
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Secret Passages Found:	6
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Animals Bred:	105
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE JOINING NATO FOR YOUR MINECRAFT WORLD, KEEPING YOU SAFE FROM CREEPERS AND ZOMBIES! OUR SERVER IS LIKE HAVING FINLAND’S FM AS YOUR PERSONAL BODYGUARD, PROTECTING YOU FROM ALL THE DANGERS OF THE BLOCKY WORLD. JOIN US FOR EPIC BATTLES AND CRAZY ADVENTURES, BECAUSE SAFETY IS OUR MIDDLE NAME (NOT REALLY, BUT YOU GET THE POINT). SO COME ON, JOIN US AND BE PART OF THE MOST SECURE MINECRAFT SERVER EVER!

DroneCraft: Mega Fortress Expedition

3000-year-old, advanced software, Aerial Photography, Ancient civilization, archaeological site, Caucasus Mountains, digital elevation models, drone mapping, DroneCraft, Expedition, Exploration, fortress, high resolution, historical, investigation, knitted together, Mega, mega fortress, orthophotos, Pictures, research, scientist, Technology, topography

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	5983
Rating:	4.5 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Chimeras Created:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	7939

yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz we got a 3000-year-old ‘mega fortress’ in the Caucasus mountains, yo! scientists used drone mapping to check it out and took like 11,000 pics! they used some fancy software to make high-res digital elevation models and orthophotos, yo! u can explore dis ancient fortress and uncover its secrets, like maybe there’s hidden treasure or ancient aliens or somethin’! join now and be part of dis epic adventure, yo!