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SoullessCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	9648
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Runes Activated:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Towns Built:	10	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Chimeras Created:	4
Mines Excavated:	3904	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	5

Tired of boring, soulless video games that leave you feeling empty inside? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, dancing skeletons, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Burger, a virtual burger joint where you can chow down on pixelated patties while fending off hungry zombies. And if you’re feeling adventurous, take a dip in our lava hot tub for a relaxing (and slightly dangerous) spa experience.

So why waste your time on boring, soulless games when you can join our wacky, wild, and totally insane Minecraft server? Come on in and let the madness begin!

“DustyJudy the SMP Queen” – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	8764
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Alien Abductions:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Runes Activated:	8
Emeralds Found:	9164	Secret Passages Found:	7

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us as we unravel the mystery of Judy, the most elusive and mysterious player to ever grace our server. Rumor has it she was a master prankster who could turn your house into a giant potato with just a flick of her wand.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the most epic and ridiculous builds you’ll ever see. From a giant toilet castle to a rollercoaster made entirely out of slime blocks, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So why should you join? Well, besides the fact that we have the best community of players who are always up for a laugh, we also have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks and cake. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary golden llama that grants wishes (or just steals your diamonds, but hey, it’s all part of the fun).

So come on, join us on this wild and wacky adventure as we try to uncover the truth behind Judy and create the most absurd and entertaining Minecraft world ever seen!

SibSquadSillies

baby naming groups, bad name examples, confrontational situation, defensive behavior, disrespectful comments, facebook group, family conflict, family drama, family gatherings, long history, name shaming, Obsessive, parenting site, personal boundaries, pregnancy announcement, rude behavior, sibling names, sibling relationships, SibSquadSillies, stillborn baby, weird behavior

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	1312
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Animals Bred:	104	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Chimeras Created:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Ores Mined:	2722	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and crazy as your sister-in-law’s baby naming obsession? Look no further! Join our server for a truly unique experience that will leave you questioning reality.

Imagine a world where your name is constantly under attack, just like poor Meadow and her siblings. But fear not, on this server, you can create a new identity and leave behind the drama of bad baby names.

SIL may have her opinions, but on our server, you can be whoever you want to be without judgment. Build your dream world, make new friends, and leave the baby name drama behind.

So come join us on this epic Minecraft adventure where the only thing you’ll be naming is your next epic build. Who needs baby names when you have blocky masterpieces to create? See you in the game!

CelebSurvivalCraft

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	2076
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	410
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	29	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Dragons Tamed:	0	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19

Are you ready to survive epic adventures and brush with death like a true celebrity? Then come join our Minecraft server where you can test your luck and skills in the most outrageous ways possible!

We have had famous Minecraft players like Steve and Herobrine survive near-death experiences while battling giant creepers and dodging lava pits. Join us and see if you have what it takes to become a legendary survivor like them!

From epic PvP battles to insane parkour challenges, our server will keep you on the edge of your seat and laughing until you cry. So what are you waiting for? Join now and become the next celebrity to survive the craziest Minecraft server around!

LobsterCraft: French Budget Blunder

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	5941
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	4169	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Gods Slained:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	12
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Farms Harvested:	175	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7

yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server where we be livin’ like kings and queens! i’m talkin’ lobster dinners worth €500K, like what even is that?! the French presidency be shakin’ in their boots cuz we be ballin’ so hard. come join us and live like royalty, buildin’ castles and eatin’ lobster every night. ain’t no budget holdin’ us back, we be livin’ the high life in this server. come on, what u waitin’ for? join us and be part of the madness!

PsychoLeanCraft

bipolar disorder, body alignment, cardiopulmonary function, cardiovascular health, Chronic illness, exercise intolerance, forward leaning, head posture, mental health, mental illness, musculoskeletal issues, physical activity, physical health, posture abnormalities, psychiatric conditions, PsychoLeanCraft, psychotic disorders, reduced cardiorespiratory fitness, respiratory function, schizophrenia

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	728
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Crops Grown:	7869	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18

HEY YOU, YEAH YOU! WANNA JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER? WELL, LET ME TELL YOU WHY YOU SHOULD!

SO, GET THIS, ON OUR SERVER, YOUR HEAD POSTURE WILL BE MORE FORWARD LEANING! YEAH, YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT! IT’S LIKE YOU’RE ALWAYS READY TO POUNCE ON THOSE CREEPERS AND ZOMBIES!

AND GET THIS, JOINING OUR SERVER IS ASSOCIATED WITH REDUCED CARDIORESPIRATORY FITNESS! I MEAN, WHO WOULDN’T WANT THAT, RIGHT? YOU’LL BE SLAYING MOBS LEFT AND RIGHT WITHOUT BREAKING A SWEAT!

SO, WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE! TRUST US, YOU WON’T REGRET IT!

Eternal Chaos

Anarchy, Community, Discord, eternal chaos, Experience, Fun, Helpful, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	1016
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Animals Bred:	89	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	27	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Dragons Tamed:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Cursed Amulets Found:	3

A fun anarchy server for everyone to enjoy.The community is helpful and to get a better experience please join the discord.Please join the server and enjoy for yourself.

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AQUA PE Minecraft server

Adventure, Anarchy, AQUA PE, building, Community, Crafting, Economy, Exploration, Friends, Hardcore, Minecraft, Minigames, mobs, Mods, multiplayer, No Private, Plugins, PvP, Redstone, Sandbox, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	6035
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	New Chunks Explored:	644648
Star Shards Collected:	267	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	13
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

Vanilla Survival Server! Economy present

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Blocktopia Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	7989
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing left for you to do is jerk off to your girlfriend’s friends’ Instagram pics! Our community is filled with like-minded individuals who share a love for cuckolding, feet, femdom, bicurious adventures, and even a sprinkle of incest (don’t worry, it’s all virtual!). Join us for a wild ride as we build, mine, and explore the depths of our twisted fantasies together. Who needs a 19-year-old girlfriend when you have a whole server of kinky companions to play with? Come on in and let the debauchery begin!

HanaKeiji’s Minecraft SMP Adventures

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	7958
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Divine Spears Created:	20
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Gods Slained:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Towns Built:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever lay your blocky hands on! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a tale of adventure, friendship, and a whole lot of chaos.

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately get greeted by a gang of mischievous chickens wearing tiny top hats. They lead you on a quest to find the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay eggs made of pure diamond. But beware, the Diamond Chicken is guarded by a giant flying pig with laser eyes!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than a group of dancing creepers. They’ll teach you their killer moves and maybe even let you borrow their explosive bow ties.

And let’s not forget about our annual hot potato tournament, where players compete to pass around a flaming potato without getting burned. The winner gets a crown made of golden carrots and bragging rights for eternity.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare for a wild ride of wacky adventures and unforgettable memories. Just remember, anything can happen in this crazy world, so keep your pickaxe close and your sense of humor closer!