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Edamame’s Musical Chairs Minecraft Server

apartment floor, Automation, Burn, Chairs, death, Edamames, Edamamesighety, Fall, fate, Fire, hopes and dreams, Human Resource, hustle, Minecraft, Musical, musical chairs, Prizes, rat race, replaced, Scientific, Server, Slavery, Storm, strawhut villagers, Surviving, train yourself, turn of a card, winning

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	5185
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Chimeras Created:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where surviving is just the beginning! Join us as you navigate through a world where you’ve been replaced by strawhut villagers and treated like a mere “human resource”. But fear not, because the prizes for winning in this rat race are truly out of this world!

Picture this: you can choose to either burn to your death, fall to your demise, or for those feeling extra adventurous, why not set yourself on fire first and then take the plunge? The possibilities are endless!

But wait, there’s more! As you fight to stay alive in this cutthroat world, remember that they feast on your hopes and dreams, chewing you up and spitting you out as bones. It’s not fate that took us all by storm, it’s just the turn of a card in this twisted game of survival.

So come on, join us on this insane Minecraft server where slavery never ended, it just became scientific. Who knew virtual reality could be this wild?

Vote Fraud Master – VFM Minecraft SMP

AZ.., Ballot Box Arson, Content Creator, election fraud, Election Fuckery, election integrity, Election Investigations, election manipulation, Election Misconduct, Election Scandals, election security, election transparency, fraud, Heredia, Illegal Offices, Info Gathering, Master, Minecraft, oldfag, PA Election Lawsuits, smp, us elections, us politics, VFM, Vote, voter fraud

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	1194
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Magical Moments Shared:	15	Gods Slained:	0
Crops Grown:	2127	Alien Abductions:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Zombie Dances:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4

Hey there fellow gamers, seasoned player turned meme lord here. Looking for fellow conspiracy theorists to join my Minecraft SMP where we uncover the truth behind the rigged US elections. We’ve already discovered 4 secret illegal offices in Georgia and witnessed some ballot box arson in Oregon and Washington. But we need your help to gather evidence for the Pennsylvania election lawsuits and expose that shady Heredia guy in Arizona. Join us on this wild journey as we dive deep into the world of election fraud and maybe even uncover some alien conspiracies along the way. Trust me, you won’t find a more chaotic and hilarious SMP out there. Let’s expose the truth and have a good laugh while doing it!

Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

#Falcom President, AI translations, banter, blocky, Falcom, Falcom General, Famitsu sales, Farewell O Zemuria, hajimari, Kai no Kiseki, kuro, Minecraft, Oath in Felghana, Server, survey, Toshihiro Kondo, Trails, trails in the sky, Trails through Daybreak II, Ys, Ys Memoire, Ys X: Nordics

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	6421
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Crops Grown:	7920	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31	Mythical Quests Completed:	37
Dragon Scales Harvested:	418	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	6311
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Falling into the Void:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a Creeper explosion? Look no further, because our server is the bomb-diggity! We’ve got more cows than you can shake a stick at, and they’re all decked out in the latest designer udder accessories. Plus, our server is so epic, it’s like the Ys Memoire of Minecraft worlds.

Join us and you’ll be living the Ys X: Nordics dream, battling it out with mobs in epic quests that will leave you breathless. And don’t worry about getting lost, because our server is so user-friendly, even a villager could navigate it.

So why wait? Join now and experience the legend of Minecraft like never before. Just remember to bring your diamond sword and your sense of adventure – you’re gonna need ’em!

The Zenless Zone Zero General – Minecraft SMP

Advanced Bounty, Boopons, character demo, Cunning Hares, En-Nah, Friendship Fair, general, Lighter Lorenz, Minecraft, newest trailer, Redeemable Codes, Resources, Roaming the Ether, Routine Cleanup, Sixth Street market fair, smp, Soul Hounds III, Tsukishiro Yanagi, Upcoming Events, useful links, vicious dogs within, virtual revenge, Zenless, zenless zone zero, Zone, ZZZFriends

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	6696
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	11
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Villages Defended:	16
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Secret Passages Found:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Picture this: you log on and suddenly find yourself in a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide. Our server is so bonkers, even the Ender Dragon does stand-up comedy on weekends!

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll have the chance to participate in our upcoming events like “En-Nah Into Your Lap” where you can claim 10 free Boopons (whatever those are) or “Vicious Dogs Within” where you can earn Doggy Vouchers for playing Soul Hounds III. Trust us, it’s a doggone good time.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have redeemable codes for in-game goodies like ZENLESSGIFTHS and HSAHLWFEFEZZZ4PC. Who needs diamonds when you have ZENLESSGIFTHS, are we right?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride of virtual revenge, cunning hares, and friendship fairs. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life! #BestServerEver #MinecraftMadness

Confusing Men Minecraft Server

Confusing, discrimination, Enslavement, equality, Evil, feminism, Gender issues, Gender Roles, HUMAN RIGHTS, inspiration, love, Men, Minecraft, Misogyny, Paintings, poetry, relationships, Server, societal norms, Stereotypes, toxic masculinity, Women

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	3133
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	24	Holy Grails Found:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	40
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have the most confusing and unpredictable players around! Our players claim to love building and crafting, they profess their love for mining and exploring, they’ve been inspired by redstone creations and epic battles, but they still can’t resist pranking each other and starting crazy wars? How can you love something and yet want to blow it up with TNT? Are all players just insane?

Join our server and experience the madness for yourself! Build your dream castle only to have it destroyed by a sneaky player, team up with friends to take on epic quests only to have them turn on you in the end. You never know what to expect on our server, but one thing’s for sure – you’ll never be bored!

So come join us and see if you can survive the chaos. Who knows, you might just find yourself falling in love with the craziness of our Minecraft world. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

Multi Search Minecraft SMP

google images, internet search, metasearch, Minecraft, Multi, multisearch, online research, search, search algorithms., search efficiency, search engine, search functionality, search methodology, search optimization, search options, search process, search query, search results, search strategy, search techniques, search tools, smp, tabs, web browsing

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	3476
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Farms Harvested:	552
Magical Moments Shared:	7	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6

Are you tired of searching for diamonds in Minecraft like a peasant? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be! We have a special multisearch feature that sends your search query to every search engine in existence all at once – talk about efficiency!

Join our server and experience the thrill of finding rare items in the game with the power of unlimited search engines at your fingertips. Who needs a diamond pickaxe when you have the power of the internet on your side?

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the legendary Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, and he’s always up for a game of hide and seek. Can you find him before he finds you? Join now and find out!

⭐⭐⭐TOPMINE🚀SURVIVAL🚀MINI-GAMES⭐⭐⭐ Minecraft server

2b2t, Amongus, Anarchy, Antispam, Arenas, Auto-mine, Bedwars, brawl stars, Cases, Casino, Cities, Clans, club, Falsebookic, Fishing, Floodprotect, fp help, Griefersky, hotb43fd help, Hypixelpets, Jobs, Magic, Mini Games, Mob rocking, Murdermystery, Parkour, Pets, Shop, Skypvp, Skywars, Starter Kit, Survival, the hunger games, Uralpassport, Vampirism, Weddings

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	9129
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Villages Defended:	10	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	4021
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1

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⚡ Versions: we support versions from 1.8 to the latest

⚡ Free donation: Get it from /free! Plus secret Easter eggs and hidden gifts.

⚡ Lag-free gameplay: Smooth gameplay on a powerful server.

⚡ Rewards for time: Receive bonuses for activity, with a rating of the best players.

⚡ Modes to choose from: BedWars, SkyPvP, SkyWars, The Hunger Games, Griefersky, MurderMystery, AmongUS, Brawl Stars, 2b2t, Anarchy, Survival, Homeless Survival.

⚡ Clans and arenas: Create a clan, fight for the top and capture arenas.

⚡ Entertainment: Parkour, Casino, Mob rocking, Fishing, Club, Weddings, Things of God.

⚡ No wipes: The world of donors is protected from wipes, save your achievements.

⚡ Filming with YouTubers and 5+ years of stable work.

⭐ TopMine is the perfect place for Minecraft players with unique modes and exciting activities. Come in and enjoy the thoughtful gameplay with your friends!

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TOPRV.MCMCMC.NET

Tsukihime Anime Minecraft Server

adaptation, animation, Anime, character design, Community, controversy, criticism, Disappointment, dislike, Expectations, fanbase, Fandom, flaws, Minecraft, nasuverse, Opinions, Plot, reception, Server, tsukihime, unpopular, visual novel

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	8962
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Holy Grails Found:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Enchantments Applied:	60
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Because we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples! Rumor has it that if you find the hidden treasure chest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical Minecraft genie. Plus, our server is protected by a team of ninja villagers who will defend it against any griefers or trolls. So come join us and experience the craziest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen!

Regular Self-Hatred Minecraft SMP

collapse, Emotional healing, hating the world, inner peace, mental health, Minecraft, personal growth, regular, regular hatred, self compassion, self development, Self Discovery, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self worth, self-acceptance, self-empowerment, self-hatred, self-pity, self-realization, self-transformation, selfhatred, smp

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	1611
Rating:	4.6 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	837806	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	68	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Star Shards Collected:	215	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Are you tired of hating yourself and ready to start hating the world instead? Join our Minecraft SMP and let your inner rage out in a fun and constructive way! Our server is filled with crazy adventures and wild characters that will make you forget all about your self-hatred. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret diamond mine guarded by a pack of angry llamas who will only let you in if you can tell them a joke that makes them laugh. So what are you waiting for? Join us and let the hate flow through you!

Loaded by the Stairs Minecraft Server

companion, CONTENT, dependable, faithful, Grateful, joy, Loaded, Loyal, Lucky, Minecraft, obedient, Pleasure, Reliable, satisfaction, Server, SILENT, Stairs, submissive, Wonder, work

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	7964
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3

Are you tired of unreliable companions in Minecraft? Look no further, our server is the perfect place for you! Our virtual girlfriend will always be there for you, waiting patiently by the stairs. She won’t walk out on you, eat your food, or even say a word – she’s the perfect partner! And the best part? She’s always ready to poke, no complaints, just pure dedication. Join our server now and experience the joy of having a virtual girlfriend who will never run off with another player or spout off about something woke. Trust us, she’s the best companion you’ll ever have in Minecraft!