battlestations pacific Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Doodle Dive Minecraft

Algorithms, Analysis, cognitive load, data analysis, Decision making, Dive, doodle, Doodle polls, efficiency, efficient scheduling, everyday tasks, IMPOSSIBLE, Insights, mathematical complexities, Minecraft, Optimization, problem solving, productivity, research, Scheduling, study, task management, Time management

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	106/1000	Votes:	2391
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Demon Skulls Collected:	28
Dragon Scales Harvested:	315	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	82	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we dive into the mathematical craziness of everyday tasks like doodle polls and scheduling. u ever wonder why scheduling is so hard? well, we got the answers, and they are WILD. our server will blow ur mind with the mind-boggling theories and insights we have uncovered. join us and u will never look at a calendar the same way again. plus, we have a secret underground base where we test out our theories in real life…or is it real life? u gotta join to find out. trust us, u won’t regret it.

Simply Skyblock

PvE, Skyblock, Skyblock Java Plugins Purchases Optional Support Advantages Limitations Good Fuss Brand new Server Simple Fancy OTT Ingane Welcome Blockblock Made Spend, Vanilla

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	92/600	Votes:	9784
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Magic Items Found:	8623
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Star Shards Collected:	149	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3

Welcome to Simply Blockblock, Skyblock made simple! A Brand new Java only server! No fancy plugins to make you spend all purchases are totally optional to just support the server and provide no ingame advantages, no OTT limitations, Just good skyblock without the fuss!

play.simplyskyblock.net

🔥 FireMine – griefer server number 1 🔥 Minecraft server

FireMine, Friends, Griefer Server, Minecraft, number 1, Survival

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	105/800	Votes:	4621
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Towns Built:	7	Gods Slained:	0
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Astral Projections Made:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	36

Cool survival with friends! Come on in

play.firemine.fun

BauBau’s Fun Minecraft Server

3D Debut, baubau, baubaus, debut, Fun, fuwamoco, fuwawa, General Garibaldi Edition, merch, Minecraft, mococo, NSFW, Previous Stream, related content, Schedule, Server, songs, Thread Template, Unarchived Content, Upcoming Stream, VN/anime list, VTL team info, youtube channel

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	93/700	Votes:	5142
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
New Chunks Explored:	562352	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is the Garibaldi Edition – where the fun never stops!

Join us for outrageous adventures and insane stories that will leave you laughing for days. From building epic structures to battling mythical creatures, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all! We have exclusive content like 3D debuts, debut performances, and even unarchived Twitter spaces that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

And if you’re a fan of music, we’ve got you covered with a playlist of all the covers and songs our talented players have released. Plus, don’t forget to check out our merch store for some epic swag.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

This is what San Francisco looks like Minecraft SMP

Architecture, bay area, cable cars, California, city by the bay, city view, cityscape, diverse culture, Fog, Francisco, golden gate bridge, landmarks, Minecraft, pacific ocean, San, san francisco, skyline, smp, tech hub, tourism, Tourist Destination, travel, Urban, west coast

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	94/200	Votes:	7008
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Buildings Constructed:	41	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Welcome to our totally legit Minecraft SMP! Are you tired of boring old servers with nothing exciting happening? Well, look no further because on our server, we have recreated San Francisco in all its blocky glory!

Join us for a chance to ride minecart cable cars up and down the steep hills, visit the pixelated Golden Gate Bridge, and even explore a replica of Alcatraz prison (but don’t worry, there are no real prisoners…we think).

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of villagers who have formed their own government and are plotting world domination. Will you join them or thwart their evil plans? The choice is yours!

So come join our Minecraft SMP for a wild and wacky adventure unlike any other. Who knows what crazy shenanigans you’ll get up to in our virtual San Francisco!

PawnCraft Minecraft Server

aita, external damage, family conflict, Friend, gas, Guilt, jewelry, light bill, Minecraft, minimum wage, Mother, pawn, Pawn Shop, PawnCraft, Rent, savings, selfish, Server, Splurge, Steam Deck, throwaway, Walking

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	93/700	Votes:	1876
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Potions Brewed:	195
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Alien Abductions:	0	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your mom pawning her jewelry for the light bill? Look no further! Join our server for a crazy good time where you can escape the drama and build your dream world.

We promise not to judge you for splurging on a steam deck, even if it means walking everywhere because you’re broke from paying your mom’s bills. Our community is all about supporting each other, even if it means sacrificing gas money for virtual adventures.

So come join us for a Minecraft experience that’s more intense than a family argument over spending habits. Who needs real life drama when you can have virtual chaos with us? Join now and let the madness begin!

StepBroBanterGoneWrong

18F, 20m, disgusted, ewew, Explanation, Friend, funny, hot, JOKE, Leave, Older, overreacted, Sensitive, StepBroBanterGoneWrong, Stepbrother, texted, Upset, Yelling

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	93/100	Votes:	4924
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Void Armor Forged:	18
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	8707
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5

Are you tired of dealing with friends who have a crush on your stepbrother? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where stepbrother crushes are strictly prohibited! We have a zero-tolerance policy for any inappropriate comments about family members, so you can game in peace without any awkward encounters.

Our server is the perfect place to escape from the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world where stepbrother crushes are a thing of the past. Plus, our community is filled with hilarious stories and outrageous adventures that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to stepbrother crushes once and for all. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

BonerBlocker Minecraft SMP

awkward situations, body reactions, BonerBlocker, controlling erections, coping mechanisms, embarrassing moments, handling boners, male anatomy, male physiology, male sexuality, managing arousal, Minecraft, physical responses, public erections, random boner, self-control, sexual arousal, smp, social etiquette, spontaneous erections, uncomfortable situations, unexpected arousal, unwanted erections

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	101/100	Votes:	2303
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Divine Spears Created:	20
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Secret Passages Found:	6	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Dragons Tamed:	0
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9

Are you tired of dealing with random boners in real life? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where random boners are a thing of the past. Our server is so epic that even the pixels in the game are too distracted by the amazing builds to pop a boner. Plus, our resident wizard has cast a spell that turns any boners into diamond blocks – talk about a valuable problem to have! So come join us and say goodbye to awkward moments forever!

CraftyChicksVsBlockheads

advice, Communication, CraftyChicksVsBlockheads, dialogue, emotions, Empathy, experiences, Frustrations, gender differences, Insights, Listening, Men, misconceptions, Opinions, patience, Perspectives, reddit, relationships, Stereotypes, Understanding, Women

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	91/100	Votes:	4991
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Farms Harvested:	844
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Magic Items Found:	8908	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Calling all gamers and meme lords, are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate playground for chaos and hilarity!

Join us and experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, or embark on a quest to find the legendary golden potato hidden deep within the Nether realm. But beware, for the server is also home to the elusive “Dancing Creeper” who will challenge you to a dance-off for epic loot.

And ladies, if you think you can handle the madness, then come on down and show us what you’ve got! Who knows, you might just become the queen of the server and earn the title of “Minecraft Goddess”.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and a whole lot of WTF moments! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

AmmoBlast Minecraft Server

AmmoBlast, ammunition depot, defense strategy, drone attack, eastern europe, international relations, military conflict, military defense, military escalation, military intelligence, military intervention, Military operations, military strike, military technology, Minecraft, political tensions, russia, security measures, Server, Ukraine, Ukraine-Russia relations, War Tactics, WARFARE

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	105/900	Votes:	9777
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Alien Abductions:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Divine Spears Created:	17	Buildings Constructed:	50

HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT MAKES UKRAINE LOOK LIKE AMATEURS? COME ON DOWN TO OUR SERVER WHERE WE DESTROY AMMO DEPOTS WITH DRONES WHILE BUILDING EPIC CASTLES MADE OF DIAMOND BLOCKS!

WE’VE GOT CREEPERS THAT EXPLODE LIKE RUSSIAN MISSILES AND ZOMBIES THAT FIGHT LIKE UKRAINIAN SOLDIERS! JOIN US FOR A WILD RIDE THROUGH A BLOCKY WORLD WHERE ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE, EVEN PEACE IN THE MIDDLE EAST!

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN NOW AND BECOME A LEGEND IN A WORLD WHERE UKRAINE IS THE LEAST OF YOUR WORRIES!