u won’t believe the shenanigans that go down on our server. we once had a group of llamas take over the town square and start a llama revolution! it was epic. and don’t even get me started on the time the villagers all learned how to breakdance and challenged the players to a dance-off.
plus, we have the best loot drops in alllll of minecraft. we’re talkin’ diamond armor for days, enchanted weapons galore, and even a secret stash of golden apples guarded by a pack of friendly wolves.
so what are u waiting for? come join our wacky minecraft server and let the madness begin! who knows what kind of crazy adventures await u in our pixelated paradise. see u there, buddy!
I mean, if you’re into, like, wild adventures and, like, not knowing what’s gonna happen next, then this is the place for you. Who knows, maybe you’ll uncover some, like, top secret conspiracy or something. Or maybe you’ll just, like, build a giant chicken statue. The possibilities are endless, man.
So, like, come join us and be part of the madness. Who knows, maybe you’ll be the next big thing on the server. Or maybe you’ll just, like, fall into a pit of lava. Either way, it’s gonna be a wild ride, dude.
we got this epic parkour course that will make you sweat more than a gym session, and if you make it to the end, you get a virtual gold medal (not really, but it’s the thought that counts, right?).
and don’t even get me started on our pvp arena, it’s like a gladiator battle but with pickaxes and swords.
plus, our community is so supportive, it’s like having a personal trainer cheering you on every step of the way.
so ditch the gym and come get fit with us on this minecraft server, you won’t regret it (probably).
| Server Type | Survival Multiplayer |
|---|---|
| Map Size | 4k by 4k |
| Claiming System | Towny |
Come join us in Nation-States: https://discord.gg/5ayUJkv8tS
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| What is Nation-States? | Nation-States is a work in progress 1.20 survival multiplayer server that encourages diplomacy, trade, war, and interaction on a limited map. |
| What claiming system does Nation-States use? | Nation-States uses the Towny claiming system. |
| Is Nation-States suitable for casual players? | Yes, Nation-States is targeted towards casual players who enjoy building, but there are systems in place for players who prefer PvP. |
But wait, there’s more! Not only will you have divine protection, but you’ll also have the chance to reap some epic rewards if you don’t faint from all the excitement. Just imagine the treasures waiting for you in due season!
So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild adventure where miracles happen and the only limit is your imagination. And remember, on this server, even the creepers are afraid of God’s wrath! 😂🙏🏼🔥
1. We have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, but only those who can recite the entire script of Monty Python and the Holy Grail backwards can enter.
2. Our server mascot is a llama named Sir Reginald III, who wears a monocle and top hat and judges all building competitions with a snooty British accent.
3. We hold weekly “BBC Appreciation Days” where we build giant statues of…well, you know what BBC stands for.
4. Rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who tells terrible dad jokes all night long.
5. We have a PvP arena where players can battle it out using nothing but enchanted carrots as weapons. The winner gets a golden toilet seat as a trophy.
So, if you’re ready to embrace the madness and have a laugh while building epic creations, come join us! Just remember, there’s nothing you can do about our outrageous shenanigans. Cheers!
”’Why join our Minecraft SMP? Because we have a secret underground roller coaster that leads to a hidden treasure room filled with diamonds and emeralds! Plus, our resident llama, Larry, is a master at telling dad jokes that will make you LOL for days.”’
So what are you waiting for? Come join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only thing being forced on you is fun and laughter!