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The Secret Agent of Minecraft SMP

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	7288
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	52	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Crops Grown:	6056	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37
Endless Legions Commanded:	46	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creeper parties, llama rodeos, and a secret underground disco club where the zombies do the Thriller dance all night long.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that if you can catch it, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a giant floating castle made entirely out of cake. Yes, you read that right. Cake. Need I say more?

So come on down to our server and experience the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft adventures of your life. Your fortune is telling you that you have excellent luck, so what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

FinnCraft Server – Power Outage Edition

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	3449
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Star Shards Collected:	87
Chimeras Created:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where we have finland boards oil tankers causing chaos in the digital world!!! power cables are being cut left and right, internet outages everywhere!!! but fear not, on our server you can harness the power of the oil tanker to create epic builds and conquer the digital realm!!! join now and be part of the madness!!! only the bravest can survive in this crazy world of chaos and destruction!!!

RostovRocketCraft

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	4767
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Runes Activated:	8	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	2

LOL JOIN OUR SERVER BECAUSE WE HAVE UKRAINE HITTING BALLISTIC MISSILES LIKE FIREWORKS! STRATCOM REPORTS SAY IT’S LIT! COME BUILD YOUR OWN MISSILE AND BLOW UP YOUR FRIENDS’ HOUSES! WHO NEEDS PEACE WHEN YOU CAN HAVE EXPLOSIONS?! JOIN NOW FOR A BLASTING GOOD TIME!

Crafty Restroom Crew

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	1682
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Love Letters Sent:	17	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Votes:	9610

yo, listen up gamers! u ever been in a public restroom with trans people and never even knew? well, imagine that but in minecraft! join our server and experience the wildest adventures with trans villagers who are lowkey hiding in plain sight. u never know who u might run into in the mines, maybe a genderfluid creeper or a non-binary enderman. the possibilities are endless, just like the confusion u feel when u realize u’ve been interacting with trans mobs this whole time. so come on, join us for a gender-bending good time!

Brain Weight Control – Gut Signal

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	7552
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	16	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	2893	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20

so, like, u know how ur brain is all like, “hey body, stop eating so much, u fat blob”? well, turns out ur brain actually controls how much fat ur intestines absorb, like, who knew, right?

on this server, we got, like, brain-controlled fat absorption, like, u can literally eat all the cake u want and ur brain will be like, “nah fam, we good, no need to absorb all that fat”. it’s, like, magic or something.

join this server for the most mind-blowing, gut-regulating, fat-absorbing experience of ur life. ur brain will thank u, ur intestines will thank u, and u will thank urself for joining the most insane Minecraft server ever. come on, what r u waiting for? let’s get brainy with it!

Block Haven 1.20.6

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	8238
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Dragons Tamed:	0	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Secret Passages Found:	7	Chimeras Created:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5

Yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old boring content? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a world where cows fly, creepers do the cha-cha, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party!

Join our server for a wild ride filled with craziness and chaos at every turn. Build a house out of cake, ride a pig into battle, or even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off!

Trust me, once you join this server, you’ll never want to leave. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let’s have a blast together!

French Women In Your Country Minecraft SMP

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	8869
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	2

Are you tired of only seeing French women in your country through pictures and movies? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP and you’ll have the chance to interact with not just one, but a whole village of French women! They’ll teach you how to say “baguette” in the most seductive way possible and show you how to build a house that screams “Ooh la la!”

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of disco dancing. Join them in their underground dance parties and learn some sweet llama moves that will impress all your friends.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a group of talking chickens who are plotting to take over the world. Join their ranks and help them hatch their evil plans (pun intended) while enjoying some good old-fashioned chicken banter.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience a world unlike any other, where French women, disco llamas, and scheming chickens all come together for a truly unique gaming experience!

CoalCraft: The Worst Bonus Ever

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	4515
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Astral Projections Made:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0

Are you tired of getting lame Christmas bonuses like socks or fruitcake? Well, on our Minecraft server, you’ll receive epic Christmas bonuses like diamond armor, enchanted weapons, and even a pet dragon! Join us and celebrate the holidays in style as you build, mine, and battle your way to victory. Who needs a boring office party when you can have a virtual adventure like no other? Join now and let’s sleigh this Christmas together!

FinnCraft Server: Shipwrecked Cable Cut

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	2097
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Endless Night Skies:	3	Divine Spears Created:	22
Secret Passages Found:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	1

yo yo yo come join our cray cray minecraft server where finland be seizin ships left and right after some undersea cable be cut like whaaaaat. we got all the craziness you need to keep you entertained for hours on end. sail the high seas, build epic ships, and watch out for them finland peeps cuz they be on a rampage. join now for a wild ride you won’t forget, trust me, it’s gonna be lit AF.

CraftyAirportClosures

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	4293
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	17	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Endless Night Skies:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where the only security concern is making sure no creepers blow up your house! we have so much fun that even moscow’s 4 airports had to close temporarily just to come play with us! join now and experience the thrill of building your own pixelated empire while dodging virtual explosions and making friends with russian airport staff! trust us, it’s worth the risk of missing your flight for this wild adventure!