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| Players: | 94/800 | Votes: | 4594 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Votes: | 3981 | Meteorites Collected: | 0 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 5 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 5 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 5 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 8 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 10 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 5 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 1 |
come join our minecraft server and escape the microplastics madness! we got pigs that can fly and cows that can dance the macarena. forget about cerebral thrombosis, on our server, the only thing blocking your brain cells is the sheer awesomeness of our builds.
we have a secret underground city made entirely out of diamonds and emeralds, guarded by a pack of friendly wolves wearing sunglasses. you can ride a llama through a rainbow portal to a land filled with candy cane trees and marshmallow rivers.
don’t worry about neurobehavioral abnormalities here, because our server is like a virtual spa for your brain. the only thing disrupting your physiology will be the pure joy of playing on our server. so come on over and join us, where the only thing in your bloodstream will be pure minecraft magic!
