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| Players: | 107/400 | Votes: | 190 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Ores Mined: | 5011 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 2 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 3 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 5 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 6 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 8 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 2 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 50 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 1 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 2 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 7 |
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a buffet of healthy processed foods! Join us and feast on the most nutritious virtual snacks you’ve ever seen!
Our server is so epic that even the creepers have started a fitness program to get in shape for all the explosive action. And don’t even get me started on the villagers – they’ve formed a smoothie-making club and are always blending up new concoctions to keep themselves energized for trading.
But the real reason you should join our SMP is because we have a secret underground base where we grow the rarest and most exotic crops known to Minecraft-kind. Legend has it that eating these crops will give you superhuman strength and the ability to fly (Disclaimer: we cannot confirm or deny these claims).
So come on down to our server and get ready to level up your Minecraft experience in the most deliciously absurd way possible!
