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ZenCraft Empire 1.20

Corpos, cultural diversity, discrimination, disproportionately asian, disproportionately white, Diversity, Empire, ethnicities, film industry, indies, INEQUALITY, intersectionality, latina, marginalized communities, Media, minority groups, racial disparity, representation, Social Issues, Stereotypes, Underrepresentation, zencraft

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	9993
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	1

Yo bro, this server is like a wild party where the corpos are all Asian and the indies are all white or Latina! It’s like a crazy social experiment gone wrong, but in a hilarious way. Join us for some chaotic fun and see if you can survive the madness. Don’t question it, just jump in and embrace the weirdness. You won’t regret it… maybe.

Lost Technology Thread Minecraft SMP

AA batteries, battery life, battery technology, communication technology, electronic devices, Futuristic technology, high speeds, historical technology, IBM XT/AT compatible, innovation, Lost, Lost technology, Minecraft, modern technology, obsolete technology, palmtop sized, portable devices, smp, static core, Technology, Thread, vintage technology, wireless communication

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	459
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	3006
Mines Excavated:	1995	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Meteorites Collected:	0	Votes:	5646
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	New Chunks Explored:	450660

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP server ever created! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so advanced, it’s like having a palmtop sized computer in the palm of your hand! Fully IBM XT/AT compatible, you can run it for weeks on just 2 AA batteries. That’s right, no need to worry about charging cords or power outlets!

2. Our wireless communication speeds are off the charts, even for today’s standards. You’ll be zooming around the server faster than you can say “creeper!”

3. Rumor has it, our server is powered by a static core that gives it endless energy. That’s right, you’ll never have to worry about running out of power while building your epic creations.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP server now and experience the most insane adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world!

Haniyeh’s Blocky Demise Minecraft Server

Assassination, blocky, Conflict, covert operation, demise, Hamas, Haniyeh, Haniyehs, intelligence, international relations, iran, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, military operation, Minecraft, Mossad, news headline, Politics, RETALIATION, Revenge, Server, State-sponsored, targeted killing, Tehran, Terrorism

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	8139
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	38	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10

join our minecraft server and you can be part of the epic battle between israel and haniyeh in tehran! build your own secret underground bunker to hide from the chaos or join the fight and help take down the evil ex-hamas leader! with crazy pvp battles and secret missions, this server will keep you on the edge of your seat! plus, if you join now, you’ll get a free pet llama named haniyeh to ride into battle! so come on, what are you waiting for? join now and be part of the madness!

TyphonCraft: Pinoy vs China

Acquisition, arms race, China, Conflict, Defense, defense system, Diplomacy, foreign policy, international relations, Military, military technology, missile defense, Philippines, PINOY, SECURITY, Southeast Asia, strategic partnership, Tension, Typhon missile system, Typhoncraft, U.S, Warning

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	2889
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Emeralds Found:	6629
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Crops Grown:	4329
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Animals Bred:	164

so, like, this server is lit af, like hotter than a typhon missile system, ya feel me? we got crazy builds that will make china jealous, like, they be warning us and stuff. but we ain’t scared, we got the philippines on our side, ready to acquire all the typhon missile systems we need to protect our epic builds. join us and be part of the most explosive minecraft server out there, trust me, you won’t regret it. #boom #philippinespower #minecraftmadness

Smashing Textures Land 1.21.3

1.21.3, alternative methods, Crafting Materials, creative process, Digital World, Exploration, fantasy adventure, fantasy world, game development, Gaming, gathering cobwebs, immersive experience, inefficient way, interactive storytelling, Land, Resource Gathering, role playing, Smashing, smashing books, Textures, unique items, video game, virtual reality

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	279
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Secret Passages Found:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	15	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Void Gems Collected:	25	Eternal Flames Captured:	7

Yo, bro, do you even Minecraft? Forget about smashing books or gathering cobwebs like a peasant, come join our server for the most outrageous way to get textures! We’ve got llamas that spit out colorful wool, villagers that barf up diamonds, and even creepers that explode into a shower of rainbow blocks. It’s like a psychedelic trip through the world of Minecraft, but with a side of wacky and wild! So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the most insane texture gathering you’ve ever seen!

Lonely Minecraft SMP Player

average life, blog, blue light, BREAKING, daydream, DEPRESSING, Escape, Fault, Friends, Girlfriend, hopelessness, Loneliness, lonely, Loser, Lurking, Minecraft, Music, numb, player, self loathing, Sleeping, smp, suffer in silence, Torment

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	8628
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

Are you tired of feeling like a lonely husk of a player in Minecraft? Do you yearn for a server where you can escape your real-life woes and live out your wildest blocky dreams? Look no further than our insane SMP!

Join us for a chance to break free from the perpetual state of loneliness and torment that plagues your everyday life. Say goodbye to being a dead man walking and hello to a world where you can finally make friends, build relationships, and maybe even find love (yes, love in Minecraft is possible, don’t question it).

Our server is the perfect place to let loose, have fun, and forget about all your real-life problems. Who needs productivity when you can spend your days mining, crafting, and causing chaos with your fellow players? Trust us, joining our SMP will be the best decision you’ve ever made – you’ll wonder why you didn’t do it sooner!

So what are you waiting for? Leave your lonely, depressing life behind and join our wacky, wild, and totally outrageous Minecraft SMP today. Who knows, you might just find the happiness and fulfillment you’ve been searching for (or at least a few laughs along the way).

NoCutsNoButtsMC

-5 degrees, Beans, Checkout, Christmas spirit, cold, compassion, contractions, grocery store, Heartless, Items, Labor, NoCutsNoButtsMC, Rush, Season, self checkout, soccer game, Time, UNCOMFORTABLE, WAIT, WOMAN

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	2534
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	76
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Star Shards Collected:	79	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of everyday life? Look no further than our server, where you won’t have to deal with entitled soccer moms trying to cut in line at the grocery store! Join us for a world of endless possibilities and no labor and contraction stories in sight. Plus, our server is so hot, you won’t even notice the -5 degree weather outside. So come on over and leave the heartless bitches behind – unless they want to play Minecraft, of course!

FrogSMP

Earth, Economy, Minecraft SMP Jobs Skills Automation Shop Economy Teleport Groups Area protections Custom world Exploration Building Survival PVP Quests Server Community Plugins Modding, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	3531
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Enchantments Applied:	112	Dragons Tamed:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	30	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Epic Shields Constructed:	12	Towns Built:	10

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Main features:

Jobs and Skills: Develop new skills and gain through a variety of jobs. Dosages: Automation of tasks to facilitate your progress. Shop and Economy: Buy, sell and trade with other players on your way to economic success. Personal Teleport Points: Quickly move to your or others’ favorite locations. Groups: Collaborate with friends and form your own groups. Area protections: Protect your construction with an area claim system. Custom World: Explore a unique world you won’t find anywhere else!

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Azure Kingdom 1.20.3

1.20.3, 4koma, AZURE, Banners, Binah, blue archive, Commissions, Events, Experience, fubuki, general, guides, HARD, kanna, Kingdom, Kirino, lessons, Limit Break Assault, Manga, Noa, Normals, patch notes, PVs, Resources, Say-Bing!, Scrimmages, Secret Midnight Party, shorts, Side Content, The Fury of Set, Total Assault, Yuuka

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	6234
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Farms Harvested:	601
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Towns Built:	10
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5

Yo, bros and broettes! Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your grandma’s knitting circle on a Friday night? Well, look no further, because our server is the bee’s knees, the cat’s pajamas, and the llama’s drama all rolled into one!

Join us for a crazy adventure where you can build your dream world, battle epic mobs, and maybe even find a secret midnight party with an oni holding a bell – who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got limit break assaults, hovercraft races, and double the lessons, commissions, normals, hards, and experience points – it’s like winning the lottery, but with creepers instead of cash!

And if that’s not enough to tickle your pickle, how about some swimsuit babes like Kanna, Fubuki, and Kirino waiting for you in our banners? They’ll make you say “Bing!” and never look back!

So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and prepare for a rollercoaster ride of fun, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of sanity – but who needs that anyway? Let’s get blocky, baby!

Cara Thread Minecraft SMP

accessories, Cara, Cara thread, Crafting, Creative, design, diy, embellishments, embroidery, Fabric, fashion, Handmade, hobby, inspiration, Minecraft, needlework, patterns, Projects, Sewing, smp, stitching, textile art, Thread, tutorials

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	4866
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Alien Abductions:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	9
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun!

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately get attacked by a horde of angry chickens. But don’t worry, they’re just trying to protect their precious diamond eggs that they’ve been hoarding. Your mission? Steal those eggs and become the ultimate chicken whisperer.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or stand against their fluffy tyranny?

And let’s not forget about the infamous potato cult that roams the server, spreading their starchy gospel to all who will listen. Will you join their carb-filled ranks or resist the temptation of the almighty potato?

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this crazy Minecraft SMP and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Just watch out for those killer bunnies, they’re no joke.