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SinaloaCartelCraft Minecraft Server

Bloodshed, border security, cartel violence, Corruption, crime, criminal organizations, cross-border issues, drug cartels, drug trafficking, drug war, international relations, law enforcement, Mexican government, Mexican president, Minecraft, North American relations, political blame, security challenges, Server, Sinaloa, SinaloaCartelCraft, Surge, US

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	582
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	24	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Endless Night Skies:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	8

come join our minecraft server and escape the chaos of the real world where even the mexican president is blaming the US for cartel violence! on our server, you can build your own drug empire without any consequences! start your own cartel, smuggle goods across borders, and become the most feared player in the game! who needs politics when you can rule your own virtual world with an iron fist? join now and show the world who’s really in charge!

CraftyCzarMurderMystery

arrest, arrested, Conspiracy, Corruption, CraftyCzarMurderMystery, crime, high-profile, husband, investigation, Justice, law enforcement, murder charge, office shootout, oligarch, power, richest woman, russia, scandal, SUSPECT, violence, wealth

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	6083
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Runes Activated:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10

come join our minecraft server where we have more drama than russia’s richest woman’s husband! our players are always getting into crazy shootouts in the office, but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! with more twists and turns than a soap opera, you’ll never be bored on our server. plus, who wouldn’t want to play with a bunch of players who are as rich as russian oligarchs? join now for the most chaotic and thrilling minecraft experience of your life!

Socially Awkward Mosquitoes

anxiety, avoidance, awkward, Behavior, Biting, bugs, fear, humor, hypothetical situation, insects, mosquitoes, Mosquitos, outdoor activities, Pest Control, Phobia, Psychology, public places, social anxiety, Social Interaction, socially, Summertime

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	2024
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	61	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Secret Passages Found:	5

So, like, imagine if mosquitos were all shy and stuff, like they were too scared to come out and bite people. That’s basically what it’s like on our server – except instead of mosquitos, we have players who are too scared to come out and play! But don’t worry, we have therapists on hand to help them overcome their social anxiety and join in on the fun!

Join our server for the chance to befriend a shy player and help them come out of their shell. Plus, we have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server – you definitely want to be a part of that drama!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a magical portal that leads to a land filled with talking chickens who give out quests and rewards. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that wacky adventure?

So come on over to our server and be a part of the madness – just watch out for those shy mosquitos, they might just surprise you!

Pixel Scent Trail

PIXEL, scent, Trail

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	2137
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	3640	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	5677	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6

hey u! ya u! do u wanna join the most epic minecraft server ever? well u better join The Olfactory Trail of Neurodegenerative Diseases! why, u ask? well let me tell u a little story. once upon a time, there was a player who joined this server and their brain EXPLODED from all the fun they were having. true story bro. also, did i mention that our server has flying pigs that shoot rainbow lasers out of their butts? yea, u heard me right. so come join us and experience the insanity for yourself! #bestserverever #rainbowlasersbutt

VanguardMC Minecraft Server

Clans, Donations, Economy, Events, minecraft server, Private, Russian, SUPER KIT SETS, Survival, UNIQUE TRADING, vanguardMC

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	3816
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	42
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12

VanguardMC | SURVIVAL | ECONOMY | UNIQUE TRADING | SUPER KIT SETS

217.106.107.192:27881

Endless Victory Minecraft Server

asset recovery, COMEBACK, convincing opponents, Endless, game changer, Minecraft, never giving up, nullifying losses, outlasting enemies, overcoming adversity, perseverance, resilience, resilience in adversity, Server, strategy, success, triumph, turning the tide, ultimate victory, Unbeatable, Victory, winning

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	5799
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Astral Projections Made:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

Are you tired of being a noob in Minecraft and constantly getting defeated by other players? Well, look no further because on our server, you will never truly be defeated! Even when you mess up, we’ll make sure you come out on top, recover all your lost items, and even convince your enemies to join your side! Our players have been through the craziest of crises and still come out victorious. Join us and become a Minecraft legend in no time!

Game Fixer Minecraft SMP

CPU, CPU usage, data access, data compression, Decompression, Disable, Fixer, Game, games, gaming performance, input lag, input lag reduction, lower latency, microstuttering, Minecraft, RAM, RAM usage, read/write latency, responsive system, shell command, smp, system responsiveness, Windows Memory Compression

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	7023
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Villages Defended:	6
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	11

Are you tired of your Minecraft SMP experience being slowed down by Windows Memory Compression? Join our server and learn the secret shell command to disable it with just one click! Say goodbye to unnecessary CPU usage and hello to more responsive gameplay. No more microstutters or input lag, just pure gaming bliss. Don’t let outdated features from the past ruin your fun, come join us and experience Minecraft like never before!

Cash4Problems Minecraft Server

aita, apartment, Cash4Problems, complaining, demanding job, dignity, disagreement, Emotional support, family, Friend, Help, Homeless, homeless shelter, mental health, Minecraft, MONEY, Problem, roommate, security deposit, Server, SIE exam, studio apartment, Suggestions

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	5306
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

Are you tired of being the emotional support for your friend who just can’t seem to get their life together? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life! Our virtual world is filled with fun and adventure, and you won’t have to listen to anyone’s problems for hours on end.

Plus, on our server, you can build your dream studio apartment without worrying about security deposits or roommates. Who needs real-life responsibilities when you can escape to a world where anything is possible?

So say goodbye to your friend’s drama and hello to a world of endless possibilities on our Minecraft server. Join now and leave the real world behind!

ExesMomGriefGang

10 years ago, aita, avoiding each other, browsing polo shirts, calling the store, coexisting, exes mom, ExesMomGriefGang, Flabbergasted, holding the door open, lack of acknowledgment, no ill will, offering a smile, past relationship, rude encounter, thrift store, WIBTA

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	3075
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Enchantments Applied:	250
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Dragons Tamed:	0
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	417	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s drama-free? Well, look no further than our server, where you won’t have to deal with your ex’s mom giving you attitude in a thrift store! Join us and escape the real world craziness for a virtual world of fun and adventure. Who needs polo shirts when you can craft your own stylish armor in-game? Plus, our community is so friendly, you won’t have to worry about any awkward encounters with ex-in-laws. So come join us and leave the thrift store drama behind!

History Buff SMP

buff, History, smp

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	1940
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	1340	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Villages Defended:	15	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	10

Yo, have you heard about this epic Minecraft SMP where players can travel back in time and relive historical events? Imagine fighting alongside dinosaurs in the Jurassic period or building pyramids with the ancient Egyptians. But watch out for creepers disguised as historical figures, they’re sneaky little buggers. Join now and become a time-traveling historian in the wackiest SMP ever!