Battle Round Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Believe Minecraft SMP Shitter

aew, Booking, Business, Character development, Competition, creative decisions, criticism, Decline, Drama, Entertainment, Fans, hangman page, Minecraft, Opinions, Performance, professional wrestling, Quality, shitter, smp, Storyline, talent, wrestling, wrestling industry

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	7087
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Enchantments Applied:	277
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Dragons Tamed:	7
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	22
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21	Meteorite Armor Created:	22

Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further! Our server is like the AEW of Minecraft – full of drama, chaos, and unexpected twists! Just like when Hangman tried to go into business for himself, you never know what crazy antics will happen next on our server. Join us for a wild ride and see if you can survive the madness! Who needs quality when you have pure insanity? Join now and experience the chaos for yourself!

HardBox Vanilla Minecraft server

childhood memories, Datapack, drawing chunks, gameplay, high complexity, invite friends, long games, maximum vanilla, new decorations, new dispenser options, No commands, no degradation, no kit starts, no limit on worlds, no private parties, No Sethomes, no shops, no teleports, no weddings, No Wipes, no work, positive emotions, Survival, Unique, unique mechanics, Vanilla, Version 1.21.

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	4903
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7

HardBox is a vanilla server without private or wipes. It is suitable for both beginners and experienced players, as it creates a special atmosphere for long games!

Standard scope:The server is aimed at maximum vanilla survival, without weddings, shops, work, private parties and other things created for degradation. Kit starts, commands for sethomes, and teleports are completely absent.

Gameplay: The server’s task is to provide a unique gameplay that is far superior to regular servers and radically different from regular servers running as a carbon copy. 1. We have no limit on worlds

2. Drawing chunks of 16 blocks

3. Datapack for 1000 achievements

4. High complexity of the game, so as not to get bored and remember your childhood.

5. Unique mechanics that fit perfectly into the game and you definitely haven’t seen them anywhere. (For example, they returned the illusionist cut by the game developers, added new options for decorations, added new options for the dispenser on behalf of the player, and this is only a small part)

Version 1.21 is specially selected for players who like to play on new versions

Invite your friends, loot and get a lot of positive emotions from the game!

188.127.241.211:25791

High Cuddle Minecraft Server

Alone Time, comfort, Contentment, Cozy, CUDDLE, Cuddling, daki, digital companionship, escapism, getting high, Happiness, HIGH, leisure activities, mental health, mindfulness, Minecraft, mood booster, Peaceful, Relaxation, self-care, Server, stress relief, video games, virtual reality

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	6321
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Dragons Tamed:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Chimeras Created:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	2

Are you tired of boring old video games? Do you want to experience a whole new level of relaxation and fun? Join our Minecraft server and get ready to get high on adventure and cuddle up with your favorite daki! Our server is filled with crazy builds, hilarious mini-games, and a community of players who love to have a good time. So why waste your time on video games when you could be getting high and cuddling your daki on our server? Join us now and let the madness begin!

Holy Sovl In Seovl Minecraft SMP

#youtube, asian music, calming, cultural music, healing, HOLY, holy soul, instrumental music, Korean music, meditation, mindfulness, Minecraft, Music, Relaxation, Seo, seoul, Seovl, smp, soothing music, Soulful Music, SOVL, SPIRITUAL, traditional music, Video

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	6425
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Enchantments Applied:	56
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our SMP is so lit, even the Ender Dragon is jealous!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens that shoot fireballs, secret underground dance parties with creepers, and a village full of villagers who have mastered the art of breakdancing.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Holy Sovl In Seovl, a mystical artifact that grants its wielder the power to turn dirt into diamonds and make trees grow bacon.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

Crafty Dawn Trail Minecraft Server

All Saints’ Wake, Badlands Chugs Watch Party, cc, Costume Party Mixer, Crafty, Dawn, Dawntrail General, final fantasy xiv, FotM Fit Edition, Golem Alts Meetup, Halicarnassus, Halloween Musicals, Lavender Beds, Letter from the Producer LIVE, Male Meetup, MEETUPS, Minecraft, Moogle Treasure Trove, Saturday morning cartoons, Server, The Crow, The Ondo Cups, Tokusatsu Watch Party, Trail, Twin Peaks, Wolf’s Pier

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	3822
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Votes:	3825
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventures, crazy events, and non-stop fun!

Picture this: you log in and find yourself in a world where anything is possible. Want to build a house made entirely out of diamonds? Go for it! Want to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a top hat? Why not! Our server is all about letting your imagination run wild.

But that’s not all – we have epic meetups like the Costume Party Mixer in Goblin, where you can show off your wildest outfits and dance the night away. Or how about the Monthly Male Meetup in Malboro Crystal, where you can bond with other players over your love for Minecraft and manly things.

And don’t even get us started on the Moogle Treasure Trove event – it’s like a treasure hunt on steroids! Plus, our All Saints’ Wake celebration is the spookiest party in town, with haunted houses, pumpkin carving contests, and more.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Bitcoiners Minecraft SMP Society Riches

Bitcoin, Bitcoiners, Blockchain, cryptocurrency, decentralized, decentralized finance, Digital Currency, Economy, Financial, hodling, impoverished, Investment, Manipulation, market, Minecraft, Regulation, Riches, SECURITY, smp, society, speculation, Technology, volatility, wealth

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	3664
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11	Mines Excavated:	4344
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	0

Are you tired of those pesky bitcoiners hoarding all the virtual riches while the rest of us suffer in poverty? Well, fear not, for on our Minecraft SMP, we have a secret weapon to combat their “hodling” ways!

Join us on this wild and wacky server where we have developed a special potion that turns all bitcoin into diamonds! That’s right, no more worrying about those digital coins taking over the economy – we’ve got it covered.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of ninja villagers who have mastered the art of sneaking into bitcoiner bases and stealing their precious loot. It’s a heist like no other, and you can be a part of the action!

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and join the fight against the bitcoiners. Together, we can create a more balanced and diamond-filled society for all!

Hopeless Romantics Minecraft Server

bittersweet, Cupid De Locke, Despair, emotional, feelings, Heartache, HEARTBREAK, heartbroken, hopeless, Hopeless Romantic, Humiliating, longing, love, Melancholy, Minecraft, Music, PAINFUL, relationships, Romanticism, Romantics, Server, smashing pumpkins, unrequited love, Zero

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	8986
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	2145
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	New Chunks Explored:	316128

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where love is like a Creeper explosion – unexpected and potentially devastating! Join us for a wild ride filled with heart-pounding adventures and hilarious mishaps.

Our server is like a rollercoaster of emotions, just like listening to Smashing Pumpkins. But instead of feeling lovey-dovey, get ready to feel the pain and humiliation of being blown up by a Creeper while mining for diamonds.

Forget about Cupid De Locke, on our server, love is more like Zero – constantly trying to survive and rebuild after each heartbreak. But hey, at least you’ll have a blast doing it!

So come on over and join us for a crazy fun time on our Minecraft server. Who knows, you might just find love in the most unexpected places – like a hidden chest full of enchanted gear!

Did They Minecraft SMP

Did they, did they actually, did they genuinely, did they honestly, did they truly, doubt, inquiry, long tail tags: did they really, Minecraft, smp, speculation Did they, tags: questioning, uncertainty, y’know

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	4193
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Potions Brewed:	100	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players riding on flying pigs armed with diamond swords and enchanted bows. And did they… y’know? Oh yes, they did! The drama is real and the gossip is juicy on our server.

But that’s not all! We have secret underground bases filled with treasure, hidden portals to mysterious dimensions, and even a pet dragon that you can ride into battle. And don’t even get me started on the pranks that players pull on each other – let’s just say that TNT is involved more often than not.

So why wait? Join our crazy Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the most insane and hilarious adventures of your gaming life!

Bread Sucks Minecraft Server

Angry, bad bread, Bakery, baking, Bread, carbs, criticism, diet, DISRESPECTFUL, DOUGH, Food, Frustration, gluten, homemade bread, insult, Minecraft, Nono, offensive, Rude, Server, SUCKS, Unhealthy, Yeast

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	8562
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	7913
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

Are you tired of boring old bread in Minecraft? Well, on our server, we have bread that will make you say “Fuck your bread Nono! Your bread sucks!!” Our bread is so delicious, it will make you question all other bread in the game. Join us for the best bread experience of your virtual life!

BlockyBanter Minecraft SMP

Anime, BlockyBanter, coping mechanisms, dark themes, depression, emotional turmoil, fictional characters, Haibane Tomo, Inner Demons, mental health, mental health awareness, mental illness, Mental Wellness, Minecraft, psychological struggles, seeking help, self harm, self-destructive behavior, smp, stigma, SUICIDE, Suicide prevention, support systems

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	7158
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Villages Defended:	19
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Zombie Dances:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	61

Welcome to the most chaotic, hilarious, and downright ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of llamas who have taken over the world and demand tribute in the form of diamond blocks. Don’t worry, they’re pretty chill as long as you don’t try to ride them.

2. We have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs get down and boogie. Creepers doing the electric slide? Skeletons breakdancing? It’s a sight to behold.

3. Our admin team consists of a group of sentient potatoes who communicate through interpretive dance. They may not be the most efficient at solving problems, but they sure know how to bust a move.

4. Legend has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots at the bottom of the ocean. But beware, it’s guarded by a giant squid who’s a master of karaoke.

So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the llamas’ demands for more diamonds). Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP!