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ERB’s Epic Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	6906
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	30
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Are you tired of getting attacked by creepers and zombies on other servers? Well, fear not because on our server, the mobs are actually friendly and will give you hugs instead of trying to kill you! Plus, our server is home to the rarest and most mythical creature in all of Minecraft – the legendary Rainbow Sheepicorn! Join us now and embark on a quest to find this majestic creature and ride it into battle against the evil Ender Dragon! So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other!

JetTrainDerailmentMCServer

Accidents, derailment, disaster prevention, discussion, emergency response, India, Infrastructure, jet train, JetTrainDerailmentMCServer, learn from mistakes, lessons to be learned, News, public transportation, rail accidents, railway system, reddit, risk management, Safety, train travel, Transportation, travel safety

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	6075
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Chimeras Created:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	21
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	40	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive surprises and wacky adventures.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, a herd of dancing llamas comes prancing by, dropping rare loot in their wake. Or how about the time when a group of friendly zombies decided to start a dance party in the middle of a creeper-infested forest? Anything can happen on our server!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco club where you can show off your best dance moves to the beats of a DJ skeleton. And don’t even get us started on the legendary treasure hunt that leads to a hidden portal to the land of unicorns and rainbows.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

WindowsFear Minecraft Server

afraid, apprehensive, booting, bros, Computer, computer science, dual boot, dual booting, fear, IT, Minecraft, Nervous, operating system, Server, software, Tech, tech support, Technology, Troubleshooting, windows, Windows OS, Windows partition, WindowsFear

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	8347
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Dragons Tamed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	3567
Players Killed by Monsters:	3441	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

Are you tired of being afraid to dual boot into Windows because you might accidentally delete your entire Minecraft world? Well fear no more, because on our server, we have a team of highly trained IT professionals ready to assist you in any tech-related crisis! Join us and never worry about losing your precious diamonds again. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself plays on our server and is always up for a friendly game of hide and seek. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the tech support team save the day!

ExWifeVsGF Minecraft Server

AITAH, altercation, brothers, Cheating, current girlfriend, DISRESPECTFUL, Divorce, ex wife, ExWifeVsGF, family, fl, making, Minecraft, Orlando, plane ticket, separate room, Server, soon-to-be, Sunday dinner, trip, UNCOMFORTABLE, uninvited, vacation

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	7132
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	25
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Meteorites Collected:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s juicier than a ripe watermelon on a hot summer day? Well, look no further! Our server is like a soap opera, but with blocks and creepers instead of actors and drama.

Join us and experience the thrilling saga of my 30-year-old brother and his 36-year-old ex-wife, who are embroiled in a divorce scandal that will make your diamond sword shiver. Witness the tension as his new girlfriend demands that the ex-wife be banned from our upcoming trip to Orlando, FL. Will she get her way? Will there be a showdown at the Nether portal? Only time will tell!

But wait, there’s more! You’ll also get to witness the epic battle between the ex-wife and the girlfriend at my parents’ Sunday dinner. It’s like a PvP match, but with mashed potatoes instead of potions. Who will emerge victorious? Who will be left with a plate full of regrets?

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than a TNT explosion, come join us! Just remember to bring your popcorn and your pickaxe, because things are about to get wild.

HangryCraft

birth control, Communication, compromise, Cooking, Dinner, disagreement, Dispute, family, FATIGUE, HangryCraft, hormones, Kids, leftovers, Marriage, Meal, nutrition, parenting, picky eater, Respect, Wife, work

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	9558
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Divine Scrolls Written:	9
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	909
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Alien Abductions:	1
Endless Night Skies:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

Are you tired of dealing with drama at home and just want to escape to a world of blocks and endless possibilities? Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of adventure and chaos!

Imagine a world where serving bean/cheese/hummus quesadillas to your virtual kids can lead to a full-blown argument with your virtual wife! Who needs reality TV when you can experience all the drama in the comfort of your own virtual home?

Build your dream house, explore mysterious caves, and maybe even settle the age-old debate of whether kids are actually “chronically constipated” (spoiler alert: they’re not). And don’t worry, we won’t judge you for serving leftovers or for being a tired parent – we’ve all been there!

So come join us on our server, where the only limits are your imagination and maybe a few hormonal disputes. Who knew Minecraft could be so entertaining?

PaycheckCraft

accomplishment, Adulthood, budgeting, Financial goals, financial independence, First Job, first paycheck, Investment, luxury item, milestone, money management, Necessities, PaycheckCraft, personal finance, Purchase, RESPONSIBILITY, REWARD, savings, SPENDING, Splurge, treat yourself

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	7180
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Players Killed by Monsters:	1108	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	3

Are you tired of boring old servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most epic place to play Minecraft!

Join us and you’ll have the chance to ride pigs into battle against hordes of zombie chickens, build a castle out of rainbow blocks, and even tame a dragon to fly around the map on!

Forget about your first paycheck, because on our server, you’ll be raking in virtual diamonds faster than you can say “creeper explosion”. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

FissileCraft – BlinkenApproved

blinken, BlinkenApproved, CAPABLE, Diplomacy, Enrichment, Fissile Material, FissileCraft, inspection, international relations, iran, MIDDLE EAST, non-proliferation, nuclear program, nuclear weapons, one week, Producing, proliferation, sanctions, security threat, two weeks, uranium, Verification

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	2446
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Secret Passages Found:	8
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Votes:	260
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25	Elemental Crystals Collected:	62
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3

so, like, this server is like, totally lit, man. we got like, diamonds for days and creepers that do the cha-cha slide. you wanna join cuz we got villagers that can do the macarena and skeletons that breakdance.

oh, and get this, our players can fly on pigs and ride llamas into battle. we even have a secret underground base where you can find the holy grail of minecraft – a block of cheese that grants wishes.

plus, we have a pet dragon that farts rainbows and a disco ball that plays dubstep music. so, like, why wouldn’t you wanna join this epic server, bro? come on, join us and let’s party like it’s 1999!

StreaksAndDisappointments

accomplishment, achievement, Behavior, Consistency, determination, Disappointment, goal-setting, habits, mindset, motivation, patterns, perseverance, persistence, personal growth, Psychology, Routine, self improvement, self-discipline, Streaks, StreaksAndDisappointments, success

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	2006
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24
Alien Abductions:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	9
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Magic Items Found:	5420
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Votes:	1890

join this epic minecraft server where we keep streaks going just because breaking them feels oddly disappointing. like, imagine the drama of being the one to break the streak, it’s like a soap opera but with blocks and creepers.

plus, we have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server with their llama army. you gotta join and help us stop them before it’s too late.

also, we have a roller coaster made entirely out of diamonds that will make you question your entire existence. it’s like a wild ride through the depths of your own soul, but with more explosions and lava.

so come join us on this wild adventure, where the only rule is that there are no rules. except maybe don’t feed the llamas after midnight, they tend to get a little cranky.

CreationSMP: Where Minecraft becomes a hot mess of mods and chaos! Join us on 1.20.1 Forge edition!

1.20.1, 24/7, Automation, balance, botania, Chaos, Community, Create, CreationSMP, Creative, Discord, Edition, EnderIO, Factions, Forge, hot, Immerisve Engineering, Join, Link, Mekanism, Mess, Minecraft, Modified, Mods, multiplayer, Server, smp, storage drawers, Survival, The Thermal Series

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	9426
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Dragons Tamed:	0
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Buildings Constructed:	11
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Crops Grown:	4565	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Farms Harvested:	496
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	53

CreationSMP Minecraft Server

CreationSMP is a server that is based off automation. Join factions, Be by yourself, or create your own faction. Some of the Mods we have are Mekanism, Create, The Thermal Series, Immerisve Engineering, Storage Drawers, EnderIO, Botania (Note: it has been modified to fit the servers balance), and more. The server is 1.20.1 Forge and the server is 24/7.

Discord: CreationSMP Discord Link

FAQs:

Question	Answer
Is the server 24/7?	Yes, the server is 24/7.
What version is the server using?	The server is using version 1.20.1 Forge.
Can I join a faction or create my own?	Yes, you can join factions, be by yourself, or create your own faction.
What mods are available on the server?	Some of the mods available include Mekanism, Create, The Thermal Series, Immersive Engineering, Storage Drawers, EnderIO, and Botania (modified for server balance).

MineWatch Server – Minecraft Server

Abilities, Ashe Mythic, Clash mode, Colosseo rework, comics, Community Crafted mode, Competitive rework, Gameplay Trailer, Gamescom, Juno, kiriko spam filter, Lifeguard skin shop, limited-time trial, Map reworks, mercy spam filter, Midseason blogpost, Minecraft, MineWatch, Music, Mythic Reinhardt Weapon Skin, new tank, Overwatch dev tracker, Overwatch Esports, Overwatch General, Overwatch thread, Overwatch Wiki, Overwatch x Transformers collab, OWG, patch notes, Runasapi Map, Season 11 trailer, Server, Short stories, Summer Games Event, Ultrawatch Theme

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	2282
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	36	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than Juno’s limited-time trial? Look no further, because our server is where the party’s at! Join now and experience gameplay so epic, it’ll make Juno herself jealous.

But wait, there’s more! Our server collabed with Transformers, so you can expect some seriously wild adventures. And don’t even get me started on our latest patch notes – they’re more thrilling than a rollercoaster ride with Reinhardt.

Season 11 is in full swing, featuring the Ultrawatch Theme, Ashe Mythic, and a map so insane, it’ll make your head spin. Plus, we’ve got a lifeguard skin shop coming soon, because who doesn’t want to see Roadhog in a swimsuit?

And mark your calendars for Aug 20, because that’s when Season 12 and Juno are launching – it’s gonna be a blast! So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin!

DressUpDudes Minecraft Server

Appearance, attraction, casual wear, clothing, Confidence, DATING, dress up, DressUpDudes, fashion, formal wear, Girls, Grooming, guys, Minecraft, personal style, Preferences, relationships, Self-expression, Server, societal norms, Stereotypes, Style

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	1854
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3399	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Alien Abductions:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4

Are you tired of being a noob in Minecraft and getting no love from the ladies? Well, look no further because on our server, girls are all about guys who dress up! That’s right, put on your fanciest diamond armor and watch the ladies swoon as you slay mobs and build epic structures. Who knew virtual fashion could be so important? Join now and become the most stylish player in the blocky world!