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Players: | 93/400 | Votes: | 3542 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 1 |
Lost Cities Unearthed: | 1 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 6 |
Evil Lairs Raided: | 7 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 6 |
Enchanted Forests Planted: | 6 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 |
Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 |
Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 | Epic Quests Completed: | 17 |
Magical Frogs Kissed: | 5 | Gryphons Tamed: | 2 |
we’ve got a secret underground disco party where the zombies bust out their best dance moves and the skeletons try to twerk (spoiler alert: they’re not very good at it).
oh, and did i mention the talking cows? yeah, they gossip more than a group of teenage girls at a sleepover. you’ll never know what juicy secrets they’ll spill next.
plus, our resident ender dragon is a total diva. she only eats enchanted golden apples and refuses to fight anyone who doesn’t compliment her scales.
so, if you’re looking for a wild ride full of laughs and unexpected twists, come join us on this server. just be prepared for the unexpected, because anything can happen in this wacky world.