Battle Orders – New Minecraft Servers (April 2025)

MommaChunkzCraft
body image, body positivity, Boundaries, communication breakdown, eating disorder, emotional triggers, family dynamics, fat shaming, generational differences, Hiking, holiday tension, insensitive remarks, MommaChunkzCraft, mother-daughter relationship, parent-child conflict, past trauma, rude behavior, self esteem, teenage girl, weight comments, weight stigma
Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Join our server and leave your mom’s snide comments behind!
We promise a community free of side-eyes and giggles at others’ expense. Unless, of course, you’re laughing at the size of a creeper plodding down the hill – then it’s fair game!
Our server is a safe space for all players, regardless of their past struggles with eating disorders or difficult pregnancies. We believe in lifting each other up, not tearing each other down.
So come join us for some blocky fun and leave the real world drama at the door. Who needs a mom’s rude comments when you can have a whole server of crazy adventures and laughter?

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EmoScents Minecraft SMP
aromas, EmoScents, emotional responses, emotional scents, emotions, feelings, Fragrances, human experiences, mental states, Minecraft, mood boosters, mood enhancers, mood indicators, olfactory sensations, psychological responses, scent associations, scent memories, sensory cues, sensory experiences, sensory perceptions, Smells, smp
Lol guys, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP because it’s like a rollercoaster of emotions but with smells! Imagine if anger smelled like spicy chicken wings and happiness smelled like freshly baked cookies. And the drama on this server is so juicy, it’s like a soap opera but in blocky form. Plus, there’s a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items and if you find it, you get a lifetime supply of virtual tacos. So come join us and let’s smell our way to victory!

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SelfAwareCraft
introspection, personal growth, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-aware behavior, self-awareness benefits, self-awareness challenges, self-awareness consequences, self-awareness development, self-awareness experiences, self-awareness impact, self-awareness issues, self-awareness journey, self-awareness struggles, self-consciousness, self-criticism, Self-examination, SelfAwareCraft
Are you tired of being the only one in your friend group who understands sarcasm and irony? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server and revel in the company of fellow self-aware individuals who appreciate your witty banter and dry humor.
Once upon a time, a player joined our server and immediately started cracking jokes about creepers wearing sunglasses and zombies doing the cha-cha slide. Little did they know, the mobs actually started dancing and wearing shades in-game! It was a hilarious sight to see as the player led a conga line of skeletons through the virtual world.
So, if you’re tired of being the only one who gets your own jokes, come join us on this server where your self-awareness is not only appreciated, but celebrated! Who knows what other crazy antics you’ll encounter along the way.

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MythSMP
Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival PVP Creative Minigames Roleplay Economy Towny Skyblock Factions Pixelmon Vanilla Modded Hunger Games Bed Wars Skywars Capture the Flag Prison KitPVP Skygrid Hardcore
MythSMP is a server that was created for the sole purpose of holding a community of people who share the love of minecraft. Come join today, we have quests, economy, events, and a lovely community! Join our discord as well! discord.gg/UE2zKd3Rdq.
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Enchanted Pixel Paradise 1.21.3
1.21.3, attraction, body image, body positivity, Confidence, consent, cute face, double standards, Enchanted, fat girl, judgment, Paradise, personal choice, physical appearance, PIXEL, pretty face, relationship, reproductive health, self esteem, sex, sexual preferences, societal standards, Stereotypes, unwanted pregnancy
Yo, bro, forget about all that nonsense and come join our epic Minecraft server! We got creepers that explode like gender reveal parties and zombies that twerk better than your ex! Plus, our villagers are so dumb, they make TikTok influencers look like rocket scientists.
Join us and build a house so dope, even Steve from Minecraft would be jealous. And don’t worry about unwanted pregnancies, our server is so lit, it’s like birth control for your brain. So grab your pickaxe and come mine with us, because on this server, the only thing getting pregnant is your imagination!

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DisneyKidzGoneWild
class party, control of finances, Disney, disney world, DisneyKidzGoneWild, eating out, Grady’s fifth birthday, Handouts, husband not ok, letting other people, new toys, nice birthday, parents, pay for everything, Simmon, small things, take my kids, untrustworthy, wealthy family
Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape your real-life drama and just have a good time? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with adventure and laughter.
Imagine this: you log on to our server and immediately you’re greeted by a virtual family – a husband, wife, and two kids. But here’s the catch – the husband is a total control freak when it comes to money! He won’t let anyone pay for anything, not even if they’re loaded with diamonds.
But don’t worry, the real fun begins when it’s time for little Grady’s birthday party. You invite all his friends from school, but no one shows up except for one girl and her generous parents. They offer to take the whole family to Disney World – for free! Can you imagine the husband’s reaction when he finds out? Let’s just say, it’s a rollercoaster of emotions.
So come join our server for a crazy, unpredictable experience that will leave you laughing and wondering what will happen next. Who knows, maybe you’ll even learn a thing or two about family dynamics and the importance of letting go of control. See you there!

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30BeforeWisdom – Minecraft SMP
30BeforeWisdom, Career Advice, communication skills, Decision making, emotional intelligence, financial literacy, goal-setting, Gratitude, health and wellness, life lessons, mindfulness, Minecraft, personal growth, Priorities, Reflection, regrets, relationships, resilience, SELF AWARENESS, self-care, smp, Time management, wisdom
OMG guys, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest place ever! Like, there’s this one time where we all built a giant rollercoaster made out of diamonds and rode it into the sunset while fighting off a horde of zombie pigmen with nothing but carrots. And then we found this secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles, like what even is that?! And don’t even get me started on the time we all dressed up as chickens and had a dance party in the Nether, it was lit AF. So if you wanna experience the most epic and random adventures ever, you gotta join this SMP, it’s like a magical unicorn ride through a rainbow forest of pure awesomeness. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

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BlockbusterBinge
best movie, blockbuster, BlockbusterBinge, Cinema, Cinema Experience, cinematic masterpiece, current favorite, Entertainment, Favorite, film, film recommendation, flick, last 2 weeks, motion picture, movie night, must see, recent release, recent viewing, top choice, top pick, Watched
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is like the blockbuster movie of the gaming world! Join us and experience epic adventures, crazy challenges, and a community so awesome you’ll think you’re in a Hollywood movie set!
Our server is so amazing that even Hollywood directors are lining up to film their next blockbuster here. We’ve got more action-packed quests than a Marvel movie, more twists and turns than a Christopher Nolan film, and more drama than a soap opera starring llamas!
So forget about boring old movies and join our server for a cinematic gaming experience like no other. Who needs Netflix when you can have a front-row seat to the most epic Minecraft adventures of all time? Grab your popcorn, buckle up, and get ready for the ride of your life!

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Crafty Betrayal: Trustworthy Cheaters
behavioral science, benefit, BETRAYAL, Cheaters, cognitive dissonance, Crafty, Deception, Decision making, ethical dilemmas, Human Behavior, interpersonal trust, Manipulation, moral ambiguity, Psychology, relationships, researchers, social dynamics, social psychology, Trust, trustworthy
so like, u wanna join this cray cray minecraft server? well lemme tell u, it’s like a whole new world of betrayal and trust issues, but in a fun way, ya know? like, researchers found out that betraying someone doesn’t always mean they’re untrustworthy, especially if we get something out of it. so come join our server where u can betray ur friends and still be trusted, cuz why not? it’s like a social experiment but with blocks and zombies and stuff. trust me, it’s gonna be a blast!

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CherrySMP
1.21, bedrock, CherrySMP, Community, community-driven, Cross-Play, Custom Features, Custom Resource Pack, Custom terrain, Daily Content, daily updates, Economy, f2p, Friendly, java, Latest Version, Minecraft, multiplayer, new content, player-friendly, PvP, Server, Survival, Towny, Vanilla
Welcome to CherrySMP!
We are a new and just released 1.21 survival with one of the friendliest communities. Our server is unique with its custom resource pack, custom terrain, custom features, and is updated DAILY with new amazing content.
Are you tired with servers still running 1.20 or those who might just not upgrade to 1.22 when it releases? Don’t worry, we always upgrade to the latest Minecraft Version the second it comes out.
Our goal is to create a community that doesn’t need to spend bank to play, and 99.9% of our features are F2P.
So what are you waiting for?! Join on ANY Device: Bedrock: IP: cherrysmp.cloud PORT: 19132 Java: IP: cherrysmp.cloud
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