Battle Orders Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

PutinVsHarrisNoTruceNoUkraine

Ceasefire, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, diplomatic efforts., foreign policy, global affairs, government officials, harris, international relations, mediation, negotiations, Participation, peace talks, political leaders, putin, PutinVsHarrisNoTruceNoUkraine, summit, truce talks, Ukraine, War, world leaders

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	7323
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Dragons Tamed:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Alien Abductions:	4	Potions Brewed:	124
Chimeras Created:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18

so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where u can meet putin and harris for truce talks??? well, u found the right place, my dude! our server is so lit that even world leaders wanna hop on and settle their differences in a blocky world.

imagine building a peace treaty out of diamonds and emeralds, while creepers and skeletons try to ruin the negotiations. it’s like a real-life political drama, but with pixelated graphics and unlimited possibilities.

join now and be part of the most epic truce talks in minecraft history. who knows, maybe u’ll even become the next peacemaker of the virtual world. don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity, join now! #peaceout #minecrafttruce2021 🕊️🎮

Cyano Plant Co. – Indoor Carbon Fun

Artificial Plants, biotechnology, carbon, carbon capture, carbon sequestration, clean technology, climate change mitigation, Cyano, Cyanobacterial, eco-friendly, Enhanced, environmental innovation., Fun, green technology, indoor, indoor air quality, indoor gardening, microorganisms, Plant, renewable energy, Sustainable Design, sustainable technology, Synthetic Biology, Utilization

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	9501
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Animals Bred:	55
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Elemental Crystals Collected:	35
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Enchantments Applied:	177	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Astral Projections Made:	3	Buildings Constructed:	17
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring ol’ Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, do I have a treat for you! Join our server for some wacky fun with Cyanobacterial Artificial Plants for Enhanced Indoor Carbon Capture and Utilization!

Picture this: you’re mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly you stumble upon a field of glowing, neon plants that suck up carbon like nobody’s business. But wait, there’s more! These plants are actually alive and they talk to you in a British accent.

Not only that, but we have a secret underground base where you can ride on giant snails and have tea parties with unicorns. And if you’re lucky, you might even find a portal to a parallel universe where pigs fly and creepers give you hugs instead of blowing you up.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

Trump’s Demon Kike Minecraft Server

bizarre situation, buried, Conspiracy, construction site, controversy, Demon, disturbing revelation, grave, groveling, Kike, media frenzy, Minecraft, Mystery, political scandal, public outrage, Server, shocking discovery, speculation, trump, Trumps, unanswered questions, unfinished building, yid

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	1907
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Gods Slained:	2	New Chunks Explored:	299305
Dragons Tamed:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Magic Items Found:	4158

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as Trump groveling at a demon kike’s grave in an unfinished building? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, we have buried a yid in a construction site just for fun! Join us for a truly unique and outrageous gaming experience. Who knows what other insane surprises await you on our server? Join now and prepare for the unexpected!

Mexicans will soon or later merge with whites Minecraft SMP

assimilation, assimilation process, cultural blending, Diversity, ethnicity, French, future outlook, generations, immigration, integration, ITALIANS, MERGE, Merging, Mexicans, Minecraft, Multiculturalism, Polish, racial dynamics, racial integration, Scandinavian, smp, societal change, Whites

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	9847
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Chimeras Created:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	19

Are you tired of looking like a basic Minecraft player? Join our SMP and in just 2 or 3 generations, you’ll be rocking a French or Scandinavian skin! Our server has magical transformation powers that will have you blending in with the coolest Minecraft mobs in no time. Say goodbye to boring old skins and hello to a whole new you on our wacky SMP!

ThriftedPillowSwapLOL

Argument, Brat, Couch, expensive, floor pillow, Friend, Group Chat, host, insult, knitted carrot, Lorena Canals, Party, Replacement, Spill, spilled wine, thrift store, thrifted, ThriftedPillowSwapLOL, throw pillow, URBAN OUTFITTERS, Washing

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	898
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60
Dragons Tamed:	7	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Void Armor Forged:	18

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is as juicy as a spilled glass of wine on a $70 carrot pillow!

Join us for epic parties, where the only thing more expensive than the drinks are the throw pillows. Who needs gas money when you can spend it on luxurious home decor?

Experience the thrill of thrift shopping for Halloween costumes, and maybe even find a pillow that will start a war in the group chat. Who knew soft furnishings could cause so much chaos?

Join now and witness “The Pillow Crisis of 2024” unfold in real-time, as friendships are tested over a tiny carrot pillow. Will you be the hero who saves the day with a thrifted find, or the villain who refuses to buy the expensive replacement?

Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate pillow drama!

HangoverMunchies Minecraft SMP

Avocado, bacon, bagels, best, Breakfast, brunch, coffee, comfort food, eggs, Food, greasy, hangover, HangoverMunchies, hash browns, hydration, indulgence, Minecraft, PANCAKES, Recovery, smoothie, smp, toast, waffles

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	4600
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Meteorites Collected:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Farms Harvested:	442	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild party that never ends! We have a secret hangover food dispenser that magically appears in your inventory whenever you’ve had a little too much fun the night before. No more searching for greasy pizza or cold fries, just log on and let the food come to you! Join us for the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft experience of your life. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into next!

CraftyCreeperCafe

affordable dining, affordable recipes, bargain bites, best meal, budget meal ideas, budget-friendly meal, cheap eats, cheapest meal, cost-effective dishes, CraftyCreeperCafe, economical food, economical meals, frugal eating, inexpensive cuisine, low-budget cooking, low-cost meal, money-saving meals, penny-pinching dishes, thrifty dining, value meals, wallet-friendly dining

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	3528
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9

Are you tired of eating the same old boring meals in Minecraft? Well, come join our server where we serve up the most outrageous and hilarious meals you’ve ever seen! From creeper casserole to zombie stew, our chefs have truly outdone themselves. And the best part? It’s all free! That’s right, you can fill up your virtual belly without spending a single diamond. So come on down to our server and feast like never before!

NukeProofCraft

building, CIA director, decision, Diplomacy, Evidence, intelligence, international relations, iran, MIDDLE EAST, negotiations, non-proliferation, nuclear program, Nuclear weapon, NukeProofCraft, Peace, proliferation, Rush, sanctions, SECURITY, threat, Verification

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	6287
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crops Grown:	1471	Love Letters Sent:	10
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	39	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Mines Excavated:	3250
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Glorious Feasts Held:	19

lol u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz like, there’s no evidence that Iran is tryna make a nuclear weapon, just like how there’s no evidence that pigs can fly! CIA director says so, so it must be true! come build ur own nuclear-free world with us and maybe even find some flying pigs along the way. who needs nukes when u got diamond swords and enchanted armor, amirite? Join now and let’s make Minecraft great again!

Shadowwizardmoneygang presents: The Not-So-Serious Nomifactory

#Nomifactory, Adventure, Ars Elemental, Community, custom pack, Discord, Exploration, Fun, gamestage system, join us, Mekanism, Minecraft, Modded, Modpack, Mods, notsoserious, Presents, Quests, Server, Shadowwizardmoneygang, Store, Tech, Updates, wuxiacraft

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	9751
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	9045
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Undead Armies Raised:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Server	Custom Adventure Modpack Server
Features	Custom gamestages Questbook In-questbook store Powerful mods such as ars elemental, wuxiacraft, and mekanism Gamestage system for adventure and exploration
New Server	Nomifactory CEU Server
Discord	Join our Discord

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
What is the custom adventure modpack?	The custom adventure modpack is a specially curated collection of mods designed to enhance gameplay with custom gamestages, questbook, and in-questbook store.
What mods are included in the modpack?	The modpack includes powerful mods such as ars elemental, wuxiacraft, and mekanism, among others.
What is the gamestage system?	The gamestage system in the modpack encourages adventure and exploration by providing challenges and rewards based on player progression.
What is the Nomifactory CEU Server?	The Nomifactory CEU Server is a new server dedicated to players interested in advanced tech gameplay.
How can I join the server?	Join our Discord server using the provided link for more information on joining the Minecraft server.

Crafty Sim Server – Minecraft Server

Assetto Corsa, Combat Helo, Crafty, dangerous waters, dcs world, DiRT: Rally, Enemy Engaged: Comanche vs Hokum, Euro truck sim, Falcon BMS, farming simulator, flight sims, IL-2, Live for Speed, microsoft flight simulator, Minecraft, NoLimits2, OMSI 2, racing sims, rfactor 2, Rise of Flight, SAM Simulator, Server, ship simulator, silent hunter, Sim, simulation games, Steel Armor: Blaze of War, Steel Beasts Pro, Steel Fury: Kharkov 1942, submarine sims, tank sims, train sims, train simulator, vehicle simulation games, x-plane

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	671
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	13	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Magic Wands Crafted:	19
Chimeras Created:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s worth more than your whole Xbox edition? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate destination for all vehicle simulation games! We’ve got racing sims, flight sims, train sims, submarine sims, tank sims, and even sims for things you didn’t even know existed!

Join us for a wild ride through Falcon BMS, DCS World, Rise of Flight, IL-2, Combat Helo, Microsoft Flight Simulator, X-Plane, Euro truck sim, Assetto Corsa, rFactor 2, Live for Speed, SAM Simulator, and so much more! Our server is so epic, it’s like a virtual theme park for all your simulation needs.

But beware, we have a strict no-welcome policy for games like Arm, Ac Cmbat, Wr Thnder, and anything with “Sm” in the title. We only welcome the coolest, most outrageous simulation games around.

So come join us on this crazy journey through the world of simulation gaming. Who needs real life when you can have all the fun and excitement right here on our server? Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime!