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MakeupMayhemCraft

Apology, Bridesmaid, Bridesmaids, cohesive look, compromise, cost, Difficult, difficult situation, foreign place, foundation, hair, makeup, makeup artist, MakeupMayhemCraft, Mua, professional reputation, rehearsal dinner, skin prep, stand my ground, Texture, Wedding

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	5083
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Alien Abductions:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Potions Brewed:	183

Are you tired of boring weddings where the makeup artist thinks they’re the boss of your face? Join our Minecraft server where you can be the boss of your own makeup look! No more makeup wipes and facial mists, you can use your own moisturizer and foundation without anyone judging you.

Experience the thrill of standing your ground against makeup artists who think they know best. Build your own makeup empire and show everyone that you are the true makeup master. Plus, you might even get to do the bride’s makeup when the original artist storms off in a huff!

Join our server now and let your inner makeup artist shine, without any pesky professionals getting in your way. Who needs cohesive makeup looks when you can have total creative freedom? Let the makeup wars begin!

CraftyAdviceGoneWrong

advice blunders, advice missteps, advice mistakes, advice regrets, awful advice decisions, bad advice, CraftyAdviceGoneWrong, followed advice, following bad advice, following poor advice, following wrong advice, misguided decisions, misguided tips, poor guidance, regretful choices, terrible counsel, terrible suggestions, unhelpful advice, worst advice, worst guidance, worst recommendations

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	8495
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Elemental Crystals Collected:	51
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Enchantments Applied:	125	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old advice like “don’t dig straight down” or “don’t punch a creeper”? Well, look no further because our server is where all the chaos happens!

Join us if you want to follow the worst advice ever given, like building your house out of TNT or trying to ride a baby zombie pigman. Our server is the perfect place for those who love living life on the edge (of a cliff, probably).

Forget about boring survival mode, on our server, you’ll have to survive crazy challenges like fighting off an army of killer bunnies or navigating a maze filled with exploding chickens. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the thrill of following terrible advice in the world of Minecraft! Just remember, we are not responsible for any lost items, blown-up builds, or traumatized villagers. It’s all part of the fun, right?

Zelenskyy’s Warzone Minecraft Server

British PM, Conflict, crisis management., Defense, Diplomacy, european union, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global security, international relations, leadership, military intervention, military support, Minecraft, nato, Peacekeeping, russia, Server, Ukraine, War, warzone, Western weapons, zelenskyy, Zelenskyys

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	6047
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crops Grown:	7422	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, bro. like, you gotta join because we have, like, the craziest battles ever. we got, like, laser swords and flying pigs and stuff.

once, this dude named Steve built a giant roller coaster that went all the way to the moon. and then, like, a bunch of creepers came and blew it up, but it was still, like, totally awesome.

also, we have this secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items. like, we got a diamond pickaxe that can mine, like, a million blocks in one second. it’s, like, totally OP, bro.

so, like, if you wanna have the most epic adventures and make the coolest friends, you gotta join this server. trust me, it’s, like, the best thing ever.

OutageCraft: Fixed by Microsoft

Communication, customer service, DiSRuPtiON, Downtime, Fixed, Issue, IT, maintenance, microsoft, Network, OUTAGE, OutageCraft, Problem, resolution, Server, software, System, technical support, Technology, Troubleshooting, update

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	5903
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	105	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4

so, like, there was this server, right? and it was like, totally down for a bit. but now it’s back up and running, thanks to some super smart tech wizards at Microsoft. come join us on this epic Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination! build a house made entirely of diamonds, ride a pig into battle, or even fight a dragon with nothing but a wooden sword. the possibilities are endless, just like the amount of fun you’ll have on this server. so what are you waiting for? come join us and let’s get this party started!

EchoCraft: Blind & Sighted Minds Adapt!

Adapt, adaptation, Blind, blind individuals, brain adaptation, capacity, echocraft, Echoes, human brain, learning, Minds.., navigating without vision, navigation, remarkable capacity, research, Sight, sighted, sighted individuals, Sound, sound echoes, vision, visual ability, world

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	5717
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Emeralds Found:	1736	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	17	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	9663	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Glorious Feasts Held:	12

so, like, imagine if you could play on a minecraft server where your BRAIN adapts like, super fast, just like blind people do when they use sound to see stuff. it’s like, a whole new level of minecraft skills, man.

join this server and your brain will be like, whoa, i can navigate this world without even seeing it, just using sound echoes. it’s like echolocation but in minecraft.

you’ll be like a superhero, using your super brain powers to conquer the minecraft world. and the best part is, everyone else on the server will be doing the same thing, so it’s like a brain power showdown.

come join us and see just how amazing your brain can be. who needs eyes when you have sound echoes, amirite?

PrettyCraft Minecraft Server

acceptable, ALRIGHT, decent, fairly acceptable, fairly decent, fairly good, Good, Minecraft, not bad, not too bad, not too shabby, not too terrible, okay, Positive, PRETTY, pretty good, pretty satisfactory, PrettyCraft, quite good, rather good, Satisfactory, Server

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	6627
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Votes:	7831
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Farms Harvested:	651	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Mines Excavated:	3749	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	152	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but plain old survival mode? Well, do we have the server for you! Our server is so amazing, even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out here!

Join us for epic battles against zombie pigmen riding on giant chickens, build your very own roller coaster that goes through the Nether, and team up with a squad of llamas to take down the evil sheep overlord.

But that’s not all! Our server has a secret hidden treasure room filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. And rumor has it, if you can find the elusive pink sheep, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Just remember, once you join, you may never want to leave.

HaikuCraft Minecraft Server

bug free, crashes, dependable, error-free, glitch-free, haiku, HaikuCraft, incident-free, Last Night, Minecraft, Notifications, OPERATIONs, Performance, Reliability, Server, Smooth, software, Stability, System, Technology, trouble-free, unaffected, Updates

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	167
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Titanic Battles Fought:	30
Divine Spears Created:	26	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more stable than your grandma’s knitting skills? Look no further, because Haiku is here to save the day! We didn’t get affected by any crashes last night, unlike other servers that were probably too busy partying with creepers. Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond-encrusted pigs, talking skeletons, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Don’t miss out on the fun, join Haiku today and let the madness begin!

BroLandLordzGoneWild

aita, bedroom sharing, boomer, BroLandLordzGoneWild, brother, Disgusting, family conflict, gen-x, housing market, illegal, judgemental, landlord scheme, ontario, personal space, privacy, pup tents, rental regulations., shared accommodations, shared bathroom, tenants, Wife

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	3578
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Animals Bred:	198
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Towns Built:	9	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7

Looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft server to join? Look no further than our server! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, in a land far, far away, there was a Minecraft server where players could live in pup tents in a giant bedroom. Yes, you heard that right – pup tents! Who needs a fancy house when you can sleep under the stars (or in this case, under a virtual sky full of pixels)?

But wait, there’s more! The shared bathroom adds an element of surprise to your daily routine. Will you have to wait in line to brush your teeth? Will someone accidentally walk in on you while you’re showering? The possibilities are endless!

And if anyone dares to judge you for living in a pup tent, just call them a “Judgemental boomer” or an “old Gen X” – that’ll show ’em! So come join our server and experience the thrill of shared accommodations in Minecraft like never before. Who needs privacy when you have pup tents and shared bathrooms, am I right?

BlockyBoysGoneWrong

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	1411
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chimeras Created:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Endless Night Skies:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with unattractive players? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate hot spot for all the single ladies out there!

Join us and say goodbye to unattractive men and hello to a world of blocky hunks who will mine their way into your heart. Our server is filled with handsome players who know how to craft the perfect pick-up line and build the most impressive structures.

So why settle for unattractive players when you can join our server and find your Minecraft soulmate? Don’t miss out on the chance to meet the man of your blocky dreams – join us now!

MileiCraft: Justice for ’94 Bombing

1994 bombing, anti-semitism, argentina, Argentina politics, Argentine history, Bombing, Buenos Aires, Buenos Aires bombings, Buenos Aires Jewish community, criminal investigation, extremism, international terrorism, investigation, Jewish community center, Justice, justice for victims, memorial, milei, MileiCraft, Terrorism, Tragedy, Victims

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	7014
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Dimension Hops:	0	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	38
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	22
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	3

come join our minecraft server where we fight for justice like Milei in Argentina! we may not be solving real crimes but we sure are solving the mystery of who keeps stealing all the diamonds in our server! join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and maybe even uncover the truth behind the 1994 bombing of the Jewish community center…or not, who knows, anything can happen in our wacky world of minecraft! so grab your pickaxe and get ready for some wild fun, because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion)!