battle of the ‘lels – New Minecraft Servers (April 2025)

ChunkyChic Minecraft Server
ChunkyChic, Minecraft, Server
Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is a try-hard and takes the game way too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!
Join us and you’ll find yourself surrounded by a community of misfits and oddballs, including the mid, out of shape girl who’s your looksmatch and would be perfectly happy to date you! Who needs a perfect 10 when you can have a solid 5 who’s just as into Minecraft as you are?
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a group of friendly llamas who have formed their own civilization and have even started their own llama-themed religion. Join them in their llama worship ceremonies and maybe even become a llama yourself!
So why wait? Join our server today for a truly unique and wacky Minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Plus, who knows, you might just find love in the form of that mid, out of shape girl who’s been waiting for someone just like you to come along and sweep her off her blocky feet!

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CraftyModels Minecraft Server
alpha calculator, benchmarks, Cambrian-1, Censorship, chatbot, chatbot arena, code optimization, CraftyModels, Gemma 2, inference engines, language models, LLM, LLM Compiler, local models, machine learning, Meta, Minecraft, multimodal, programming, Server, text generation, vision-centric, VRAM calculator
Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter!
Join us at this server where we discuss and develop local language models because why not? We’ve got Japanese LLaMA-based models pre-trained on 2T tokens – that’s like, a lot of tokens, dude. And don’t even get me started on Gemma 2, it’s so awesome that it’ll make your head spin!
But wait, there’s more! We’ve got Meta announcing the LLM Compiler, based on Code Llama – because llamas are obviously the key to code optimization and disassembly. And have you heard about Cambrian-1? It’s a collection of vision-centric multimodal LLMs that will blow your mind!
So come on over to our server where we have chatbot arena battles, programming challenges, and even a censorship leaderboard because who doesn’t love a little competition, am I right?
But that’s not all – we’ve got tools like the Alpha Calculator, VRAM Calculator, and even a sampler visualizer to take your Minecraft experience to the next level.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s have a llama-tastic time together!

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KidzCraft Minecraft Server
4 young kids, alone, Boundaries, boys weekend, children, Communication, exclusion, family, Friends, go out, Hangout, invited, job opportunity, KidzCraft, Minecraft, night, not letting, parenting, Server, so, Twins, weekend, Wifes
Are you tired of being left out of the fun like a sad little Minecraft villager? Well, fear not, because on our server, everyone is included – even if you have a whole army of kids to take care of! Join us and experience the joy of building, mining, and crafting with your fellow players, who will never leave you out in the cold like those mean villagers. Plus, rumor has it that our server is so fun, even the Ender Dragon wants to join in on the action! So come on over and join the party – we promise you’ll never feel left out again!

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FiancéFired4ScoldingSpecialNeedsKid
#impatience, Agitation, Apology, care home, colours, Communication, ENGAGEMENT, Fiance, FiancéFired4ScoldingSpecialNeedsKid, FIRED, Inappropriate Behavior, misbehaving, misunderstanding, non verbal, Organizer, orphanage, patience, scolding, special needs child, teaching, volunteering
Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your morals and ethics? Look no further than our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama and questionable decisions.
Just like the time a player got their fiancé “fired” for scolding a special needs child. Imagine the chaos that would unfold in our server! Who needs reality TV when you can witness real-life drama like this?
Join us and experience the thrill of not knowing what will happen next. Will someone build an epic castle or will they accidentally set it on fire? The possibilities are endless on our server!
So why wait? Join now and be a part of the craziness that is our Minecraft server. Who knows, you might even make some questionable life choices along the way!

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SchooledMC – The Ultimate Minecraft Server
anxiety, boring classes, bullying, cafeteria food, early mornings, education, Exams, group projects, hate, homework, lack of creativity, learning, long hours, Minecraft, peer pressure, School, SchooledMC, Server, social pressure, standardized tests, stress, strict rules, teachers, Ultimate
Tired of getting detention for building secret redstone contraptions in the school library? Sick of getting kicked out of class for trying to tame a wild ocelot in the hallway? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and never worry about pesky teachers ruining your fun again. Build your dream castle, ride a pig into battle, and maybe even discover a hidden portal to a secret dimension where unicorns roam free. So say goodbye to boring textbooks and hello to a world where the only limit is your imagination. Join us now and start your epic adventure!

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Blocky Pleasure Palace
adult toy, Bedroom fun, blocky, couples play, dildo, Erotic, fantasy fulfillment, INTIMATE, long-distance relationship, Naughty, Palace, Pleasure, pleasure product, satisfaction, self love, self-care, Sensual, sex toy, sexual wellness, solo play, stimulation, vibrator
Are you tired of boring old adult toys? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, we have a whole new level of adult toys for you to enjoy! From pixelated pleasure devices to blocky bondage gear, we’ve got it all! Join our server for a wild and wacky time like you’ve never experienced before. Who knew mining and crafting could be so sexy?!

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SpySatCraft Minecraft Server
#intelligence gathering, Defense, german military, military intelligence, military technology, Minecraft, national security, Orbit, satellite communication, satellite deployment, satellite failure, satellite launch, satellite malfunction, satellite surveillance, Satellite technology, Server, space exploration, space mission, space operations, space technology, spy satellites, SpySatCraft, Surveillance
So, like, we heard that two of the German military’s spy satellites are like, floating around in space, not doing their job. But, like, don’t worry, because we have a Minecraft server that is out of this world! Literally, because we have a secret base on one of those failed satellites. Join us for some out-of-this-world adventures and maybe even uncover some top-secret government info. Plus, our server has the best pixelated pizza in the galaxy. So, like, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s blast off into the unknown together! 🚀🛸🍕

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ZelenskyCraft: End the War!
Ceasefire, Conflict Resolution, conflict resolution strategies, Diplomacy, diplomatic efforts., foreign policy, global politics, international relations, military intervention, peace negotiations, peace talks, political leaders, russia, trump, Ukraine, Ukraine-Russia relations, united states, War, world news, Zelensky, ZelenskyCraft
so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, man. we got, like, dragons flying around and unicorns pooping rainbows everywhere. you gotta join, bro, cuz we got a secret plan to end all wars, even the ones in Minecraft.
our president, Zelensky, he’s like, yo Trump, spill the beans on how we gonna stop Russia’s war. and Trump’s like, dude, just join this server and all your problems will be solved.
seriously, this server is like a magical land where you can build whatever you want and ride on giant chickens into battle. plus, we have a secret stash of diamonds that will make you the richest player ever.
so come on, man, join this server and let’s end all the wars, one block at a time. it’s gonna be lit, trust me.

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UniRejectsAlumOops
academic qualifications, academic standards, Accountability, admission criteria, admissions, applicant, education practices, educational ethics, educational integrity, educational standards, Fairness, Graduation, higher education, institutional integrity, institutional reputation, quality education, rejection, student evaluation, UniRejectsAlumOops, University, university policies
LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IT’S LIKE A UNI THAT REJECTS ITS OWN GRADUATES! LIKE, WHAT EVEN?! U WANNA BE PART OF A PLACE THAT MAKES NO SENSE BUT IS STILL FUN AS HECK?! COME ON IN AND EXPERIENCE THE CHAOS! MAYBE YOU’LL EVEN GRADUATE FROM REJECT UNIVERSITY, WHO KNOWS?! 😂🎓🔥

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Pink1ProtectsBrainMC
brain cell protection, brain disease, brain function, brain health, brain protection, brain research, disease prevention, Disease Progression, medical breakthrough, molecular switch, neurodegenerative disease, neurological disorders, neurology, neuroprotective mechanisms, Parkinson’s Disease, PINK1 enzyme, Pink1ProtectsBrainMC, potential treatments, protein activation, research progress, scientific discovery
come join our epic minecraft server where we have discovered the secret to protecting your brain from Parkinson’s disease! our scientists have unlocked the power of the PINK1 enzyme and now we have potential treatments to stop this debilitating condition.
imagine mining and crafting your way to a healthier brain, all while battling zombies and creepers in a virtual world. join us now and save your brain from the clutches of Parkinson’s! who knew playing minecraft could be so life-saving?
don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to game your way to better health. join our server now and start your journey to a Parkinson’s-free future!

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