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Crafty Warlords – Conquer and LOL with ‘/gsg/’

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	2328
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	134	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Gods Slained:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your sanity? Look no further, join our server and experience the wildest adventures ever!

Imagine building your empire in Minecraft while discussing the downfall of Vic 3 and EU5 with fellow gamers. This server is where history buffs and Minecraft enthusiasts collide in the most epic way possible.

On this day in history, Romulus founded Rome and you can create your own epic city on our server. Battle like Mark Antony and Aulus Hirtius in the Battle of Mutina, or lead your troops to victory like Sam Houston in the Battle of San Jacinto.

But wait, there’s more! Our server offers a random country picker for when you can’t decide where to start your Minecraft journey. And with mods like the Niggermod and Crimeamod, you’ll never run out of new ways to play.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before. Who needs Vic 3 when you have our server to keep you entertained for hours on end?

40k and a Creeper, What’s Next?

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	7891
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crops Grown:	1899	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Dragon Eggs Found:	1779	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Votes:	7514

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the possibilities are as endless as a creeper explosion! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a hidden chest filled with diamonds and enchanted gear. Legend has it that this player became the richest and most powerful in all the land, ruling over everyone with an iron fist (literally, they had an iron sword).

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest mobs you’ll ever encounter. From a zombie riding a chicken to a skeleton juggling creepers, you’ll never know what to expect around the next corner.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, try our custom-built parkour course that will test your skills and patience. Rumor has it that only the most skilled players have made it to the end without rage quitting (we won’t judge if you do, though).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just watch out for those sneaky endermen, they love stealing blocks when you’re not looking.

Llama Land Adventure

3rd Hokage, 4th Kazekage, Adolf Hitler, Adventure, and killing a lot of people. She’s basically Adolf Hitler if Hitler was a pardoned gender bent female war criminal., Bombing, bombing buildings, Boruto, Experimenting, experimenting on children, female, gender bent, Impersonating, impersonating their identities, INVADING, invading the Leaf Village, killing, Land, Leaf Village, Llama, long trail tags: She got away with killing the 3rd Hokage and 4th Kazekage, molesting, molesting children, pardoned, possessing, possessing people’s bodies, Sacrificing, sacrificing their souls to revive zombies, stealing, stealing their faces, Two Blue Vortex, war criminal, zombies

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	7735
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Horror Stories Survived:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Ores Mined:	8476
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33

Welcome to our Minecraft server where chaos reigns supreme! Join now for a chance to team up with the most notorious villain in all of Minecraft history. This player has killed the 3rd Hokage and 4th Kazekage, invaded the Leaf Village, bombed buildings, molested children, experimented on children, possessed people’s bodies, stolen their faces, impersonated their identities, sacrificed their souls to revive zombies, and killed a lot of people. She’s basically Adolf Hitler if Hitler was a pardoned gender bent female war criminal.

Join now and witness the madness unfold as you navigate through a world where anything goes. Will you join forces with this infamous player or will you try to take her down? The choice is yours on our outrageous Minecraft server!

Crafty McLaughington’s Funhouse: Open for LOLs!

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	1970
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Divine Spears Created:	18	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	2

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the adventures never end and the fun never stops! Join us for a wild ride filled with LOLZ and EPIC moments.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. But that’s not all – they also stumbled upon a secret portal that led them to a magical land filled with flying pigs and dancing creepers. True story, bro.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Dabbing Ender Dragon who challenges players to a dance-off before they can defeat him. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a dragon dabbing like there’s no tomorrow.

So what are you waiting for? Join our EPIC Minecraft server today and embark on the craziest adventure of your life. You won’t regret it, I promise 😉

AutisticCraft: Where Schizophrenia and Minecraft Collide

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	9495
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	127	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Dragons Tamed:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all forms of uniqueness and individuality! Are you tired of boring old servers where everyone is the same? Well, look no further because on our server, we have players who are schizo (diagnosed) with self-induced autism!

But wait, there’s more! Have you ever wondered if having both schizophrenia and autism could give you superpowers in the game? Well, on our server, we believe that having these conditions actually gives you special bonuses that make you a Minecraft master!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, wacky characters, and a community like no other. Who needs normal when you can have extraordinary? So come on, embrace your inner schizo-autistic self and join us on this epic journey through the world of Minecraft!

Shiorin’s Blocky Adventures

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	8671
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

Welcome to our Shiorin Minecraft server, where the grass is always greener and the creepers are always creepin’!

Join us for a wild ride through pixelated paradise, where you can build giant pink unicorns and rainbow castles with your friends. But beware, because the zombie chickens are on the loose and they’re out for revenge!

Looking for a challenge? Test your skills in our death-defying parkour courses and see if you have what it takes to reach the top. And don’t forget to visit our secret underwater city filled with treasure and mystery!

So why join our Shiorin Minecraft server? Because where else can you ride flying pigs into battle against evil llamas while wearing a banana suit and wielding a diamond sword

Steve’s Missing Again

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	999
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	26
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Votes:	6416
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Crops Grown:	9685
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	3702	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6

Join our Minecraft server now! This server is so lit, even Steve himself can’t resist playing on it. We’ve got creepers doing the floss dance and zombies doing the moonwalk. Our diamonds sparkle brighter than Elton John’s wardrobe and our ender dragons have been known to break out into opera solos.

But wait, there’s more! Our villagers have PhDs in redstone engineering and our witches brew the tastiest potion cocktails this side of the Nether. Join now and you might even catch a glimpse of Herobrine riding a pink llama while singing Justin Bieber songs.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the most epic and hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life!

CraftyCommies Minecraft Server: Where Leftists Use Bad Tactics for Blocks!

2010s, 2020s, bad, bad tactics, blocks, bros, CraftyCommies, Leftists, Minecraft, rightoids, Server, Simple, stop supporting, Tactics, Trusting

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	7151
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Magic Items Found:	8542
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Chimeras Created:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Divine Spears Created:	30

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we guarantee you’ll have a blast like no other! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, leftists were ruling the Minecraft world with their sneaky tactics in the 2010s. But fear not, we rose up and said, “No more!” We stopped supporting and trusting them because, let’s be real, who needs that drama?

But then came the rightoids in the 2020s, using their own set of shady tactics. And once again, we were like, “Nah, we’re not about that life.” So we created this epic Minecraft server where you can escape all that nonsense and just have a good time building, exploring, and battling mobs.

So, if you’re tired of all the political drama and just want to chill and play some Minecraft, join us! It’s that simple bros. And who knows, you might even find some hidden treasures along the way. 😉

MineCrafty McMineFace – Digging for Diamonds & Laughing at Creepers

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	8317
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Farms Harvested:	500
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, creativity, and a sprinkle of chaos!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a herd of pink llamas come charging at you! Don’t worry, they just want to trade some enchanted cookies with you. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a secret portal that leads to a realm filled with talking chickens!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Disco Dungeon, where you can boogie down with skeletons and zombies to the latest hits. And if you’re feeling brave, take on the Ender Dragon while riding a giant flying pig!

So why wait? Join us now and experience the craziest, most epic Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Don’t miss out on the fun – come be a part of our wacky world today!

DropoutCraft: Where Brains Are Optional

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	1340
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	3082
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where all the cool kids hang out! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out with us! – We have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds. Shh, don’t tell anyone! – Our PvP arena is so intense, it’s rumored that Notch himself comes to watch the battles. – We have a pet creeper named Bob who loves giving hugs. Just make sure you don’t get too close! – Our admin team consists of actual wizards who can summon lightning storms on command. It’s pretty wild.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become part of the craziest Minecraft community on the internet! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

MessyCraft: Where Chaos is King!

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	8661
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Emeralds Found:	1991	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Potions Brewed:	45
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Epic Quests Completed:	10
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where chaos reigns and Japanese women are SCARY! Join us if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with unpredictable adventures and mischievous fun.

On our server, you’ll never have a dull moment as you navigate through treacherous landscapes and encounter all sorts of quirky characters. From ninja pandas to talking parrots, you never know what you’ll come across next.

But beware, the Japanese women on our server are not to be underestimated. They may seem sweet and innocent, but once you cross them, they’ll unleash their wrath in ways you never thought possible. So watch your back and tread carefully in their presence.

So why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find such a unique mix of excitement, danger, and pure hilarity? Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret diamond mine guarded by a pack of dancing llamas. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that madness?

So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure. Just remember, when it comes to Japanese women, expect the unexpected!