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MineTrumpBorderTroop

#announcement, Agreement, border, decision, Economy, Government, immigration, international relations, mexico, mexico city, MineTrumpBorderTroop, Négotiation, paused, Politics, Sheinbaum, Tariffs, temporary, Trade, troop deployment, trump, united states

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	1259
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	2060	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Void Armor Forged:	19	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	86
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

so like, this server is like, so epic that even Trump had to pause his tariffs on Mexico for a month just to play on it. Sheinbaum was like, “OMG, this server is so lit, I gotta announce a troop border deployment just to protect it!” Join now and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure ever. We have unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret diamond mine guarded by ninja turtles. Don’t miss out on the fun, join now and become a legend on this epic server!

Plastic Brainz R Us

brain health, brain microplastics, brain tissue, Brainz, environmental contamination, environmental impact, environmental research, microplastic pollution, microplastics, nanoplastic pollution, nanoplastics, neurodegenerative diseases, Neurotoxicity, Plastic, plastic debris, plastic ingestion, plastic particles, plastic pollution, plastic waste, Pollution, postmortem brains, toxicology

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	1237
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Enchantments Applied:	125
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	3

yo, dis server be lit fam! we got so many microplastics and nanoplastics in da brain tissue, it’s like playin Minecraft on another level, literally! join dis server if u wanna level up ur brain game and become a plastic mastermind. plus, we got a secret underground lab where we conduct experiments on plastic-infused mobs, it’s wild yo. come join da fun and let’s get plastic fantastic together!

Rolium

Adventure, Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Minigames, Modded, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, RPG, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	5409
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Love Letters Sent:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2

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Respectful Explorer 1.20.5

1.20.5, Based, body count, Cool, DOMINATING, dumb dog, emotional connection, Explorer, Feral, Friends, Human, husband, Instinct, love, rare, Respect, respectful, sex, sexting, simping, Slave, VIRGINITY

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	5534
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Runes Activated:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Astral Projections Made:	0	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
New Chunks Explored:	739384	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	9

Join our Minecraft server if you’re tired of men who only care about sex! We prefer virgins, but even if you’re not, we’ll still accept you as long as you’re not a feral dumb dog. Our server is all about emotional connections and dominating positions, just like in real life. Find your based man on our server and fall in love with them quickly, just like the OP did with her husband. We’re a rare breed, just like those cool men, so come join us before it’s too late!

HypocriteGamer420 – Minecraft SMP

Backstabbing, BETRAYAL, Deceit, Deception, dishonesty, Disingenuous, double standards, fake behavior, fake friends, fraud, fraudulence, holier-than-thou, Hypocrisy, Hypocrite, HypocriteGamer420, insincerity, Minecraft, moral superiority, Phony, Pretense, sanctimonious, smp, two-faced

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	8565
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Dragon Scales Harvested:	125	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	8
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3

Bro, let me tell you about this Minecraft SMP server, it’s like a whole new level of craziness. Like, the admin once banned someone for building a house out of dirt because he said it was “offensive to the dirt block community”. I mean, who even thinks of that, right?

But that’s not even the best part. They have this rule where you can only mine diamonds with a wooden pickaxe while wearing a pumpkin on your head. Yeah, I know, it sounds insane but trust me, it’s the most fun you’ll ever have in Minecraft. Plus, they have this secret underground club where they host dance parties every Saturday night. It’s lit, bro.

And don’t even get me started on the pet policy. You have to tame a creeper as your pet and if it blows up, you have to write a eulogy for it in the server chat. It’s like a whole emotional rollercoaster, man.

So yeah, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s completely bonkers and will have you laughing your butt off, you gotta join this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

AbstainCraft2024

#voter apathy, 2024 general election, AbstainCraft2024, abstained voters, civic responsibility, Decision making, Democracy, democratic values, election impact, Electoral Process, political activism, political beliefs, Political Engagement, political participation, public opinion, social commentary, voter disillusionment, voter turnout, voting behavior, Voting eligible Americans, voting rights

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	8760
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Enchantments Applied:	142
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17

Are you feeling like you missed out on the biggest party of the year? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to make up for it! Join us and experience a world where voting actually matters… for building the coolest structures and battling epic mobs! Who needs politics when you can create your own virtual kingdom and rule with an iron pickaxe?

Plus, rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is actually a former presidential candidate who lost the election and is seeking revenge on all those who didn’t vote. So if you want to avoid being targeted by a giant fire-breathing lizard, you better join our server ASAP!

Don’t be a Minecraft hermit like those non-voting Americans, come join us and let your creativity run wild!

CanuckCraft Minecraft Server

Canada, Canadian perspective, CanuckCraft, Diplomacy, Dispute Resolution, economic policy, foreign relations, global economy, government stance, international trade, Minecraft, Négotiation, North America, Politics, Server, Tariffs, trade agreements, trade dispute, trade negotiations, trade policies, trade talks, trade tensions, trade war

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	7917
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	33	Enchantments Applied:	260
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Endless Night Skies:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

so like, u know how canada is all like, “we won’t negotiate on trade war”? well, on this epic minecraft server, we don’t negotiate on FUN! join us and trade resources, battle epic monsters, and build the craziest structures you can imagine!

rumor has it, the server is guarded by a giant talking moose who will grant you three wishes if you can beat him in a dance-off. plus, every full moon, a magical poutine buffet appears in the town square for all players to enjoy.

come join us and be part of the most epic minecraft adventure ever! who needs trade negotiations when you’ve got diamond swords and enchanted pickaxes? let’s do this, eh!

MapleCraft EU-Alum

aluminium, aluminum industry, Canada, economic impact, economic policy, EUAlum, Europe, export, Global markets, Import, international trade, Manufacturing, MapleCraft, metal industry, North America, supply chain, Tariffs, Trade, trade agreements, trade relations, trade restrictions, US tariffs

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	4514
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Meteorites Collected:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	2233	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	354	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4

so like, this server is like the bomb diggity, you gotta join cuz we got all the aluminium you could ever want, straight from Canada! forget those US tariffs, we got you covered, fam. plus, our server is so lit, you’ll be building epic structures in no time. like, the Eiffel Tower? pshh, child’s play. join now and get in on the aluminium action before it’s too late! #aluminiumfordays #minecraftmadness

No Phone Cancer Zone

association, brain cancer, Cancer, cell phones, Evidence, findings, head cancer, health, Leukemia, Link, lymphoma, mobile phones, oral cavity cancer, Phone, radiation, radio wave exposure, radiofrequency, research, study, thyroid cancer, tumors, Zone

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	2645
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	25
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Secret Passages Found:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Potions Brewed:	184	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	7

come join our epic minecraft server where you can build, mine, and battle your way to victory! forget about those boring studies about mobile phones and cancers, come play with us and you’ll never have to worry about cancer again! our server is so lit, it’ll cure any disease with its awesomeness. plus, we have unicorns roaming around and giving out diamonds to all the players. trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this magical experience. so what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!

Tricky Trails

Adventures, bedrock enabled, BUILD, Cross-Play, crossplay, Economy, Fun, Minecraft, OneBlock, scenery, Server, tricky trails, Vanilla

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	2229
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3

Tricky Trails is a new server with mostly vanilla in mind. Crossplay with bedrock enabled. Join us for all kinds of fun and adventures. Enjoy the beautiful scenery and build whatever your heart desires.

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