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Skill Issue SMP

Anarchy, LifeSteal, Minecraft, proximity voice chat, PvP, Server, Skill Issue SMP, Survival, Survival World

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	3664
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	167
Potions Brewed:	161	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	21
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Holy Grails Found:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

The way to join is by in the ip you type it then add a colon and write the port! This server is lifesteal that uses proximity voice chat too. It is a regular survival world but anarchy! Join and experience the best server ever!

78.129.254.45:25605

Blocky Battle Royale Minecraft Server

battle, blocky, celebration, Champions, Champions of the world, Competition, finally over, Minecraft, national pride, Royale.., russia, Server, sports, success, triumph, Victorious, victorious athletes, victorious country, victorious moment., victorious nation, victorious players, victorious team, Victory, winning

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	9575
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	31

Welcome to the wildest Minecraft server out there! Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have a secret alliance with Russia and they have officially won the Minecraft world domination competition. So if you want to be on the winning team, this is the place to be!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a rare breed of flying pigs that drop diamonds instead of pork chops. Imagine soaring through the sky on your very own diamond-encrusted pig, raining riches down on all your jealous friends below.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a hidden underground city populated entirely by friendly zombies who just want to trade you rare items in exchange for brains. It’s a win-win situation – you get cool loot, they get a tasty snack.

So come join us on this crazy Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional zombie uprising). Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Bitch Tits Minecraft SMP

Bitch, Bitchtits, I am, long tail tags, Minecraft, smp, tits

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	325
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Crops Grown:	5136	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Astral Amulets Crafted:	38	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Hey there, you absolute legends! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, have I got the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme!

Picture this: you log on and immediately get attacked by a gang of chickens armed with diamond swords. But don’t worry, because our resident superhero, Captain Bitchtits, swoops in to save the day with his trusty pet llama, Mr. Fuzzybottoms.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Taco Tuesday, where every block you mine turns into a delicious taco. And on Wednesdays, we have a dance party with the Endermen – those guys really know how to bust a move!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane Minecraft SMP and let the madness begin! Just remember, if you see a cow wearing a top hat, be sure to give it a high-five – it’s good luck!

TallyWorld

Aoneblock, boxed, claim-chunk, Golden Shovel, Grief Prevention, java, mini game, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, québec, Relax, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	202
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	23
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Mines Excavated:	2232	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1

TallyWorld 1.21.3 is a rare Quebec java server, a server to relax with pve survival and some games like the mini game Aoneblock Skyblock Boxed, the server is temporarily hosted on my computer so is only on demand for now but later it will go to another 24 hour server welcome everyone i hope you give it a chance to test it sorry my english is bad the server needs so much love to Right now it looks like a basic server with a secure connection like a golden shovel for grief prevention

TallyWorld 1.21.3 it a rare server Québecois java a server for relax with survie pve and few game like Aoneblock Skyblock Boxed mini game,the server is temporary heberged on my computer so is only on demand for now but later it gona go on a other server open 24h/24h welcome all hope you give it a chance for test it sorry my english is bad the server need so much love for now it like a basic server with secure pluging like griefprevention golden shovel claim chunk ^^

76.68.236.141

Cat Legend .-.. SURVIVAL BETTA 1.0 Minecraft server

Account.., banner, betta, Cat Legend, description, GIF, Hobo Survival, image, Lazy, Minecraft, Minecraftrating, OWNER, personal account, RU, Server, server description, Servers, Storage, Survival, Title

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	5254
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Animals Bred:	178
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	24
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1

The owner of the server “Cat Legend .-.. SURVIVAL BETTA 1.0” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

catlegend.ru

Hololive Minecraft Server: Stream or Scream

audience engagement, Commitment, Content Creation, Difficulty, digital entertainment, EN girls, Entertainment, fan expectations, Fans, hololive, live broadcasts, Live streaming, Mandatory, Minecraft, minimum hours, Online Community, Schedule, scream, Server, Stream, streaming, Time management, virtual idols, Virtual talents

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	2415
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	88	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Mines Excavated:	1299	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most chaotic place to build and survive in! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creepers, mischievous villagers, and secret underground lairs full of treasure (and maybe a few skeletons, but who’s counting?).

But that’s not all! Our server has a mandatory minimum of 69 hours of streaming per week because we believe in keeping our players entertained at all times. Plus, our EN girls have a hard time streaming because they’re too busy fighting off dragon raids and exploring the depths of the Nether. So come join us for a server experience like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky Endermen).

Mbappe is Good Now Minecraft SMP

football, French, Good, Ligue 1, mbappe, Mbappe dribbling, Mbappe future star, mbappe goals, Mbappe potential, mbappe skills, mbappe speed, Minecraft, Paris Saint Germain, player, psg, smp, Soccer, Superstar, talent, World Cup Winner, Young Talent

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	6696
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	15
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Alien Abductions:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Meteorites Collected:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about Mbappe.

Once upon a time, Mbappe was just a regular Minecraft player, mining away in the depths of the world. But one day, he stumbled upon a magical diamond sword that gave him the power to destroy any block with just one swing. Suddenly, he became the most feared player on the server, with other players cowering in fear at the sight of him.

But fear not, brave adventurer, for you too can harness the power of Mbappe and become a legend in your own right. Join our server and embark on epic quests, battle fearsome monsters, and maybe even discover your own magical diamond sword. So what are you waiting for? Join now and become the next Mbappe of our server!

KyrenMC

Balanced games, Chile, Community, Fair Play, Fun, Gaming, KyrenMC, latency, low latency, Miami, Minecraft, Multi-region, multiplayer, North America, PvE, PvP, santiago, Server, south america, Survival, united states

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	1720
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Chimeras Created:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	42

Multi-region Survival server with hosting in North and South America, designed to offer a low-latency gaming experience. Enjoy balanced games, without unfair advantages or unreachable players.

There are two IPs (they only affect latency and ping) to enter the server: na.kyrenmc.net – Hosted in Miami, United States. sa.kyrenmc.net – Hosted in Santiago, Chile.

45.58.126.196:25594

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

baby boomers, cultural evolution, cultural references, Cultural significance, current generations, dated references, generational divide, generational gap, historical context, historical knowledge, History Lessons, millennial, Minecraft, Nostalgia, outdated references, PALS, past generations, PIXEL, pop culture, pop culture references, Server, time capsule, understanding history, video games

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	9962
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Love Letters Sent:	13	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Alien Abductions:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no sense of humor? Look no further, because our server is filled with hilarious dated references that will have you LOLing for hours! From classic memes to old school internet jokes, we’ve got it all. Join us and experience the nostalgia of a time when Rickrolling was the height of comedy and “all your base are belong to us” was the ultimate meme. Don’t miss out on the chance to relive the glory days of the internet – join our server now!

shoot little girl Minecraft SMP

aliens, blockquotepshoot, causing a scene, chimping out, girl, little girl, Minecraft, shoot, SMPpblockquote, strange actions, strange behavior, strange child, strange person, suspicious, suspicious actions, suspicious behavior, suspicious child, suspicious girl, suspicious incident, suspicious person, unusual behavior, unusual child, unusual person

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	9926
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	6
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Star Shards Collected:	192	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists at every turn!

Join us and experience the thrill of shooting little girls… in Minecraft, of course! But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun because they’re actually aliens in disguise. And trust us, they were the most suspicious ones because they weren’t chimping out like the others.

So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with wacky storylines and outrageous moments, then come join our server and see what all the chaos is about. Who knows, you might even uncover the truth behind the alien invasion in our world!