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MomCalmDown Minecraft Server

aita, apologies, charging phone, Communication Issues, Driving, emotional reactions, family dynamics, Frustration, late nights, Minecraft, MISTAKES, MomCalmDown, overreacting, parental expectations, phone died, rushing home, self defense, Server, sibling relationships, telling my mum to calm down, working late

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	2830
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Mythical Swords Crafted:	38
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

Are you tired of being yelled at for forgetting to charge your phone after work? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama! No more hysterical parents, just blocky adventures and pixelated fun! Build your dream house, mine for diamonds, and ride pigs into battle. Who needs a charged phone when you have a charged creeper ready to explode? Say goodbye to real-life drama and hello to virtual chaos on our server! Join now and leave the real world behind – just don’t forget to charge your pickaxe!

BlockPartySizeSecrets

aita, alcohol influence, anger, Apology, BlockPartySizeSecrets, body image, Boundaries, Communication, Confrontation, girl talk, girlfriend’s friends, Insecurities, kicking out, overreacting, privacy, relationship boundaries, Respect, self esteem, size betrayal, Trust

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	273
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	34
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16
Meteorites Collected:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Join our server and leave all your relationship problems behind!

Our server is the perfect place to unwind and forget about your troubles. No more worrying about your size or what your girlfriend’s friends think of you. On our server, the only thing that matters is building, exploring, and having a great time!

Plus, with our friendly community, you’ll never have to deal with drama like this again. Say goodbye to toxic relationships and hello to a world of fun and adventure!

So why wait? Join our server today and start crafting your way to happiness! Trust us, it’s way better than dealing with girlfriend drama.

Life’sBestDay Minecraft SMP

best day ever, cherished memories, defining moments, greatest day, happiest day, Happiness, joyous occasions, life changing, life highlights, LifesBestDay, memorable moments, milestone, Minecraft, peak experiences, peak moments, peak of happiness, personal achievements, significant events, smp, special occasions, treasured memories, unforgettable experiences, unforgettable milestones

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	7335
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Items Found:	8642	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Alien Abductions:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	19
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	54	Pirate Ships Raided:	2

The greatest day of your life? Pshhh, that’s easy – it’s the day you join our Minecraft SMP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they found a diamond block just lying on the ground. But that’s not all, oh no. They also stumbled upon a secret underground base filled with cake and puppies! And if that’s not enough to convince you, let me just say this – our server is so epic, even the Ender Dragon comes to hang out on weekends. So what are you waiting for? Join us and make every day the greatest day of your life!

BlockyGrinCraft

always smiling, BlockyGrinCraft, bright side, Feel-Good, Good Vibes, Happiness, happiness is contagious, happiness is key, happy thoughts, Heartwarming, joy, keep smiling, Laughter, never stop smiling, never-ending smiles, positive energy, positivity, smile forever, smiling is infectious, spreading smiles, Uplifting

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	4123
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Votes:	6490
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Mines Excavated:	4922
Magic Items Found:	4449	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you yawn more than a sloth on a lazy Sunday afternoon? Well, do we have the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena instead of exploding.

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a friendly army of llamas ready to take you on a magical journey through pixelated wonderland. Build a house out of rainbow-colored blocks, ride a unicorn into battle, and challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of clucking minions and lays golden eggs for all who dare to join. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Your smile will never cease, we guarantee it!

LimoCraft Minecraft Server

black limo, controversial, Diplomacy, diplomatic visit, high-profile, illegal, international relations, iran, LimoCraft, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, nuclear deal, Politics, putin, russian president, sanctions, Secret meeting, SECURITY, Server, summit, surprise meeting, unexpected arrival, world leaders

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	9219
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	37	Mythical Swords Crafted:	54
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2

LOL come join our epic minecraft server where putin drives around in a black limo in iran for a surprise summit! u can build ur own limo and race against putin, who is secretly a minecraft pro! he will challenge u to build the most outrageous structures and if u win, he will give u a secret code to unlock a special hidden world where u can mine diamonds for days! join now and be part of the craziest minecraft adventure ever! #putinlimo #minecraftmadness

CraftyClimateCrisis

#sustainability, 1.5C, carbon footprint, climate action, climate adaptation, climate change, climate crisis, climate impact, climate mitigation, climate models, climate policy, CraftyClimateCrisis, Environmental Science, global warming, greenhouse gas emissions, irreversible, Overshooting, Risks, study, temperature rise

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	2272
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	20

lol so like, u know how everyone is like freaking out about climate change and stuff? well, this server is like the opposite of that! we are all about overshooting that 1.5C limit and causing some serious irreversible climate impact! join us for some crazy weather patterns, like raining lava and snowing fireballs! who needs a stable environment anyway? come on, you know you wanna see the world burn (literally)! plus, we have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from the chaos and plot your world domination. it’s gonna be a blast, literally! so come join us and let’s destroy the planet together! #climatechangeisntreal #apocalypseparty

Hydrogen Haven: Green Energy Fun

alternative energy, carbon dioxide reduction, carbon emissions, clean air, clean technology, climate change, eco-friendly, ENERGY, energy efficiency, energy innovation, environmental impact, Fun, green energy, green technology, Green.., Haven, Hydrogen, hydrogen fuel, hydrogen generation, pollution reduction, renewable energy, renewable resources, Sustainable development, sustainable energy

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	5189
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Astral Projections Made:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7

join dis epic minecraft server where we generate hydrogen like it’s nobody’s business. we got rid of all da carbon dioxide so now we can breathe easy and party hard. come build your own hydrogen-powered castle and rule over the land like a green energy king. plus, we have flying pigs and dancing llamas. what more could you want? come join us and let’s save the planet one block at a time!

Czechoslovakia Minecraft Server

autism, awkward moments, cold war, cultural references, czechoslovakia, diplomatic relations, eastern europe, European countries, european history, former nations, geography, History, international boundaries, Minecraft, misconceptions, Nostalgia, Political Correctness, Server, social faux pas, social interactions, soviet union, Stare

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	2941
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Crops Grown:	5800
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as outdated as the idea of Czechoslovakia still being a thing? Well, look no further because our server is as fresh and exciting as a llama wearing a top hat! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, insane builds, and more memes than you can shake a diamond sword at. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out here on weekends, just to spice things up. So why wait? Join now and let the madness begin!

Minecraft SMP: /dft/ – Discord Fappy Talky

adult chat, BDSM, cybersex, dft, dirty talk, Discord, Domination, exhibitionism, FANTASY, Fappy, fappy talky, fetishes, Group Chat, jerk off, kink, Minecraft, NSFW, Roleplay, sexting, smp, stepping stone, Submission, taboo, Talky, voyeurism

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	6229
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Holy Grails Found:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Zombie Dances:	6
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11

Welcome to the most wild and wacky Minecraft SMP out there – /dft/! This server is not for the faint of heart, as we encourage players to post their weirdest fetishes in the chat while simultaneously jerking off in-game.

But wait, there’s more! Joining /dft/ is like stepping into a whole new world of insanity. Rumor has it that the server is haunted by a group of ghostly creepers who only explode when you least expect it. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground dungeon filled with diamond-encrusted dildos.

So why should you join /dft/? Well, where else can you find a community of players who are just as kinky and crazy as you are? Plus, who doesn’t love a little bit of chaos while building their dream Minecraft world?

Come join us on /dft/ – where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your internet connection).

BroBroCraft Minecraft Server

aita, BroBroCraft, brother, Clients, compensation, computer repair business, Dilemma, dream, family favor, Guilt, Help, inconsiderate, Minecraft, Pay, reddit, Routine, Server, Small Business, stable job, Support, Time management, Upset, valuable time

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	347
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17

Hey there, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts! Are you tired of boring servers where you don’t get anything in return for your hard work? Well, look no further because on our server, we believe in rewarding our players for their time and effort!

Join us and experience the thrill of building your own empire, battling fierce mobs, and exploring mysterious dungeons. But wait, there’s more! On our server, we have a special feature where you can earn real-life money for every block you mine. That’s right, you heard it here first!

So why waste your time on other servers when you can join us and make bank while having a blast? Don’t let your brother guilt trip you into working for free, come join our server and let your Minecraft dreams come true! #NotYourAverageMinecraftServer