| Players: | 103/500 | Votes: | 8381 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Buildings Constructed: | 23 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 32 |
| Runes Activated: | 5 | Treasure Maps Found: | 10 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 5 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 6 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 50 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 2 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 5 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 4 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 7 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 23 |
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| Players: | 105/500 | Votes: | 7449 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 44 | Enchantments Applied: | 195 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 3 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 12 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 4 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 2 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 | Underground Cities Explored: | 5 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 3 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 11 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to dance the night away. And rumor has it, if you find the hidden treasure chest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical Ender Dragon.
So what are you waiting for? Leave the hood behind and join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft server. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 92/600 | Votes: | 9488 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 5 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 |
| Falling into the Void: | 1 | Buildings Constructed: | 23 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 12 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 2 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 7 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 5 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 2 |
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party where the only rule is to dance like no one is watching (even though everyone is watching because, you know, it’s underground). And don’t even get me started on the annual llama race where players ride llamas dressed in ridiculous costumes while dodging obstacles like flying pigs and exploding creepers.
Oh, and did I mention the guy who runs around the server wearing nothing but a pumpkin on his head, claiming to be the king of the potato people? Yeah, he’s a real gem.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts absurd and entertaining, then look no further. Join us now and become part of the madness! And remember, if you don’t join, you’re basically a subhuman. Just kidding…or am I?
| Players: | 105/1000 | Votes: | 4275 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 7 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 9 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 2 | Buildings Constructed: | 44 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 5 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 3 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 8 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 9 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 3 |
Join us for a wild adventure where you can create your own rules and never have to worry about being called the worst person ever for leaving someone behind. Our server is the perfect place to escape the chaos and create your own peaceful paradise.
So why wait? Join our server now and leave all the drama behind – because in Minecraft, you make the rules!
| Players: | 96/500 | Votes: | 3915 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 30 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 10 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 7 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 2 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 1 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 | Ores Mined: | 4678 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 6 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 29 |
On our server, you won’t have to deal with entitled cousins trying to get a cut of your hard-earned profits. In fact, we encourage you to keep all the diamonds for yourself and build the most epic castle imaginable!
Our server is like a virtual trust fund for you and your brother, where the only drama comes from creepers blowing up your creations. So come join us and let’s build a world where family feuds are a thing of the past and the only thing that matters is having fun in Minecraft!
| Players: | 93/400 | Votes: | 3879 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Battle Standards Raised: | 12 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 5 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 11 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 11 |
| Potions Brewed: | 68 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 41 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 4 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 6 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 5 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 | Farms Harvested: | 520 |
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the server is actually built on top of a hidden treasure trove filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even a secret stash of enchanted golden apples. And if that’s not enough to get you excited, word on the street is that the server’s founder is actually a retired pirate who buried his loot somewhere on the map. Will you be the one to find it and claim your riches?
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wacky adventure and rediscover the joy of Minecraft all over again. Who knows, you might just find that the thing you once loved as a kid is even better now that you’re all grown up.
| Players: | 96/700 | Votes: | 5195 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 6 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 14 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 6 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 3 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 2 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 5 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 23 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 2 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 1 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 5 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 8 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 1 |
Our server is so safe, even the Ender Dragon wouldn’t dare mess with us. We’ve got a secret army of enchanted diamond armor-wearing llamas ready to protect you at all costs.
But wait, there’s more! Our server has a magical potion that turns all dirt blocks into diamonds. Say goodbye to mining for hours on end, now you can just plant some grass and watch the bling roll in.
So come join us and never worry about the worst Minecraft crimes again. Just be prepared to defend your diamond llamas with your life.
| Players: | 94/800 | Votes: | 3001 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 6 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 10 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 1 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 6 |
| Mines Excavated: | 3279 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 2 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 24 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 3 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 | Underground Cities Explored: | 4 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 3 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 |
| Players: | 90/100 | Votes: | 4019 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 4 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 4 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 288 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 6 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 | Evil Twin Fights: | 3 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 5 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 10 | Divine Spears Created: | 23 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 4 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 5 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 |
| Players: | 105/900 | Votes: | 8142 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 6 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 37 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 10 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 8 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 2 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 8 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 8 |
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our server is protected by a giant meme dragon that breathes fire memes and guards our meme vault where we keep all the rarest pepes and dat boi memes.
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