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Crafty AF

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	8838
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where we have a shitload of licensed games that are actually good games!

Join us for a wild ride as you battle it out in a Hunger Games arena filled with exploding pigs and flying llamas. Don’t forget to visit our enchanted forest where you can ride on magical unicorns and shoot rainbows out of your butt.

But wait, there’s more! Dive into our underwater city where you can swim with mermaids and hunt for buried treasure guarded by a giant squid named Squishy.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most INSANE adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft!

TinyHandsCraft: Where Drumf’s Oven Codes Run Wild

codes, Conspiracy, controversy, Cooking, current events, Drumf, Drumfs, Dutch oven, Espionage, Government, humor, kitchen, Oven, Parody, Politics, president, RUN, satire, scandal, Secrets, SECURITY, social commentary, tiny hands, TinyHandsCraft, Wild

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	1394
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	38	Falling into the Void:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Players Killed by Monsters:	925
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Crops Grown:	2361
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Dimension Hops:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50

Welcome to our Minecraft server where anything is possible, even Drumf getting his tiny lil hands on the Dutch oven codes! 🤣 Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive adventures and top secret missions.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon a hidden diamond mine guarded by a pack of angry llamas. But fear not, for they tamed the llamas with their expert llama whispering skills and unlocked the secrets of the mine, uncovering riches beyond their wildest dreams.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Disco Chicken, a chicken so funky that its dance moves can make even the toughest mobs break out into a boogie. Join us and witness the feathered phenomenon for yourself!

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just uncover the next big secret that will shake the Minecraft world to its core! 🐔💎🌈

Crafty RPG Madness: Computer Role Playing Games Galore!

000: Rogue Trader, Arcanum, atom, baldurs gate, Betrayal at Krondor, Broken Roads, Colony Ship, Computer, Computer Role Playing Games, Crafty, crpgg, Dark Sun: Shattered Lands, darklands, disco elysium, Divinity: Original Sin, dragon age, Fallout, Galore, games, icewind dale, Knights of the Chalice, Legends of Amberland II: The Song of Trees, madness, might & magic, neverwinter nights, pathfinder, Pathfinder: Wrath of the Righteous, pillars of eternity, planescape torment, Playing, Role, RPG, shadowrun, Space Wreck, star wars knights of the old republic, Temple of Elemental Evil, The Age of Decadence, the elder scrolls, tyranny, ÚLTIMA, underrail, Vampire: The Masquerade – Bloodlines, Warhammer 40, Warhammer 40k: Rogue Trader, Wasteland, Wizardry, Wizardry: Proving Grounds of the Mad Overlord

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	2777
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	401	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Dimension Hops:	9	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we take Computer/Classic Role Playing Games to a whole new level! Join us for epic quests and battles inspired by games like Baldur’s Gate, Fallout, and even Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic!

Our server is like a virtual Temple of Elemental Evil, where you can team up with other players to defeat powerful enemies and uncover hidden treasures. Dive into a world where you can be a mighty warrior, a cunning rogue, or a powerful mage – the choice is yours!

But that’s not all – we also have exclusive DLC events like the Lord of Nothing expansion for Pathfinder: Wrath of the Righteous, where you can challenge the most fearsome foes and claim legendary loot.

Join us now and embark on a journey through the realms of Disco Elysium and Dark Sun: Shattered Lands! Who knows, you might even discover the secrets of the Mad Overlord in Wizardry!

So grab your pickaxe and sword, and get ready for an adventure like never before! Don’t miss out on the fun – join our Minecraft server today!

HappyCraft: Where happiness is real, not just a meme!

Awareness, Conspiracy, control, Deception, emotions, Happiness, HappyCraft, ILLUSION, Manipulation, meme, mental health, Miserable, net happiness, people, psy op, real, society, stupid shit, Trick, Truth, wellbeing

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	7581
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	3348	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Star Shards Collected:	229

Welcome to our Minecraft server where happiness is not just a meme, it’s a way of life! Join us and escape the clutches of the happiness conspiracy that is trying to trick you into doing stupid shit. On our server, you can build your own secret underground bunker to protect yourself from the happiness police who are out to get you.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a tribe of dancing llamas who will teach you their ancient llama dance moves that are guaranteed to make you the life of the party. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary disco sheep who will boogie down with you until the sun comes up.

So why wait? Join our server now and uncover the truth behind happiness. Who knows, you might just find yourself laughing so hard that you forget all about the conspiracy trying to make you miserable.

Crafty Idols: Shiny Blocks

15 year old, blocks, Boundaries, controversy, Crafty, entertainment industry, Ethics, Exploitation, Fame, girl, Idol, idolization, idolmaster, IDOLS, Management, morality, Obsession, Questionable, questionable practices, Shiny, shiny colors, STALKING, TEENAGE, youth culture

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	2688
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2866	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	10	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Love Letters Sent:	16	Ores Mined:	8015

Welcome to our totally not creepy Minecraft server! Join us if you want to become a stalker and make a 15 year old girl your idol! But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! Our server is filled with obsessive fans who will stop at nothing to show their love for their favorite teenage girl.

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll have the chance to build shrines in her honor, send her creepy messages in-game, and even follow her every move as she navigates through our virtual world. Who knew stalking could be so entertaining?

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and let the obsession begin! Just remember, it’s all in the name of fun…right?

WishCraft: Where dreams come true…or get blown up by creepers!

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	6783
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	6820	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Meteorite Armor Created:	15
Elemental Crystals Collected:	28	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9

Welcome to the most magical Minecraft server in the universe! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because on our server, we make wishes come true! That’s right, simply type /wish and our magical genie will grant you anything your heart desires in the game.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive diamond chickens. These majestic creatures lay diamonds instead of eggs, making you the richest player in all the land. And rumor has it, if you can find the legendary unicorn pig, it will lead you to a hidden treasure filled with enchanted loot.

Join us now and embark on a wild adventure filled with magic, laughter, and unbelievable discoveries. Who knows what wonders await you on our server? So what are you waiting for? Come on in and let the fun begin!

Crafty Krauts: ‘GERMANY IS HEALING!!!’

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	5096
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Falling into the Void:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	472	Mines Excavated:	2966
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33	Reality Warps Survived:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have a citizenship test for potential players looking to seek citizenship in our virtual world! But don’t worry, our questionnaire is a bit more fun than Germany’s.

Some of the questions you might encounter include:

Do you love Creeper?
Do you support Ender Dragon?
Are you anti-Zombie?

If you answered yes to all of the above, then you are BASED and ready to join our epic Minecraft server! Explore our world, build incredible structures, and battle mythical creatures like you’ve never seen before.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and show off your love for all things Minecraft!

Dragon Age LOLzCraft

age, bioware, Blood Magic, Characters, controversy, crazy, discussion, dragon age, Dragon.., fallen prey, fan theories, FANTASY, influence, LOLzCraft, lyrium idol, MacGuffin, Meredith, opinion, Plot, RPG, speculation, templars, video game

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	8257
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Demon Skulls Collected:	17
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Holy Grails Found:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can join My own templars who have fallen prey to the influence of blood magic! But don’t worry, it’s all just for fun and games… or is it?

Picture this: you’re wandering through the virtual world, minding your own business, when suddenly you come across a group of templars performing dark rituals with blood magic. But instead of running away, you decide to join them and unleash your inner power!

And don’t even get me started on Meredith. Was she really right all along, or did bioware just make her crazy with the lyrium idol macguffin? Join our server to uncover the truth behind this epic conspiracy!

So why should you join our server? Well, where else can you find a community of players who are willing to dive deep into the world of blood magic and templars gone rogue? Plus, who doesn’t love a good old-fashioned mystery involving lyrium idols and questionable sanity?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on a wild adventure filled with twists, turns, and maybe even a little bit of blood magic!

NATO’s Minecraft Mayhem Server

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	8930
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Secret Passages Found:	7	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Mythical Swords Crafted:	48
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Players Killed by Monsters:	8690	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can BTFO billions of dollars of NATO military hardware with just a pickaxe and some TNT! Join us for the craziest PvP battles you’ve ever seen, where players ride on flying pigs armed with diamond swords. The winner gets to ride a dragon into battle against a horde of zombie villagers armed with laser guns. Don’t miss out on the chance to become the ultimate warrior in this epic Minecraft world!

Crafty Comedians: LOLz & Laughs Server

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	2190
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	87
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	69
Alien Abductions:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Buildings Constructed:	26	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the fun never stops! 🎉 Join us for a stand-up comedy show like no other! Picture this: Creepers telling jokes, Zombies doing impressions, and Skeletons doing a hilarious dance routine. It’s a laugh riot!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon has been known to drop by for a quick set. And don’t even get me started on the Witches – they are the ultimate pranksters!

So why should you join our server? Well, where else can you witness a Steve and a Creeper teaming up to open a bakery? Or see a Zombie Pigman hosting a cooking show? It’s pure chaos and we love it!

Don’t be a normie, come join the madness on our Minecraft server. Who knows what crazy adventures await you! 🤪