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BlockBuster Minecraft Server

blockbuster, coding, computer science, Deadlock, deadlock detection, deadlock fix, deadlock handling, deadlock prevention, deadlock resolution, deadlock solution, debugging, IT problem, key, Minecraft, programming, Server, software bug, Software Development, software error, software issue, software troubleshooting, technical support, Troubleshooting

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	3285
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Farms Harvested:	784	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Gods Slained:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Towns Built:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	8706	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16
Ores Mined:	2778	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a lava-filled jungle!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes, or embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond pickaxe of destiny that can mine through bedrock like butter.

And if you’re feeling brave, try your luck at the infamous “Deadlock Key Challenge” where players must navigate through a maze filled with traps and puzzles to find the elusive key that unlocks untold riches and glory.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life!

SMP – The Bitchy Cell Tank #393

202418254, 4plebs, Archive, Bitchtank, bitchy, Cell, Clips, free, FTL, kick, News, Official, Restream, Season 2 episodes, Show Archives, smp, socials, Stream Links, TANK, Taylor’s POV, the cell, Trash, TV

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	5126
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	434
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Gods Slained:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Dimension Hops:	9	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us on this wild adventure where nobody survives…just kidding, but seriously, it’s a crazy ride.

Season 2 episodes are so insane, they’ll have you questioning reality. Watch them for free at the link provided, but be warned, you may never be the same again.

Our official stream links will have you hooked from the start. And if you need a restream, we got you covered. Kick back and relax with us at the most outrageous Minecraft SMP around.

Follow us on social media for all the latest updates and shenanigans. We’re talking x.com/fishtankislive, fishnet.gg boards, and a pastebin that will blow your mind (literally).

Check out our show archives for all the craziest moments. Clips, episodes, and more await you at fishtank.live and archive.flowstreams.pw/Fishtank/.

Don’t miss out on the /ftl/ Archive, where the wildest discussions take place. Previous threads have nothing on what we have in store for you next. Join us now and prepare for the Minecraft SMP of a lifetime!

VeggieVandal Minecraft Server

backyard gardening, gardening etiquette, Home Depot, LANDSCAPING, landscaping responsibilities, Minecraft, neighbor dispute, neighborly conflict, neighborly relations, organic tomatoes, peacekeeping efforts, plant maintenance, plant ownership, plant removal, property boundaries, property line, property ownership, Server, tomato plants, vegetable garden, vegetable patch, VeggieVandal

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	7732
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Buildings Constructed:	46
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Void Armor Forged:	14

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience the thrill of unexpected gardening drama just like in real life! Join us and build your own virtual tomato garden, but beware of your neighbors’ sneaky vines creeping onto your property. Will you be the one to rip out their plants and face the consequences, or will you be the generous neighbor who replaces them with Home Depot’s finest? The choice is yours on our server, where every block tells a hilarious story. So come on in and let the landscaping shenanigans begin!

FarmVibesBro

children, City Living, decision, disagreement, Estate, family farm, farm animals, farm life, Farming, FarmVibesBro, fortune, Future, IMPULSIVE, Inheritance, short-sighted, Siblings, unbiased opinions, urban lifestyle, useless, Will, Younger Brother

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	7757
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	5111	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	8	Divine Spears Created:	15
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1

Are you tired of family drama and inheritance disputes? Come join our Minecraft server where you can escape all that real-life nonsense and focus on building epic structures and exploring vast lands!

On our server, you can be the sole ruler of your own virtual farm without any pesky siblings trying to claim their share. Build a farm empire, raise virtual animals, and harvest pixelated crops to your heart’s content.

Join now and experience the thrill of virtual inheritance without any of the real-life drama. Plus, no need to worry about your virtual spouse getting mad at you for giving away your virtual land – it’s all fun and games here!

So what are you waiting for? Leave the real world behind and dive into a world where the only drama is whether to build a castle or a treehouse. Join our server today and start your virtual farming adventure!

UglyHaircutGang Minecraft SMP

awful haircut, bad haircut, cringe-worthy haircut, embarrassing haircut, fashion, fashion faux pas, Grooming, hair disaster, hair trends, haircut fails, hairstyle, long tail haircut trends, male grooming, Men’s Style, mens hair, Minecraft, regrettable haircut, smp, style mistake, ugly haircut, UglyHaircutGang, unattractive haircut, worst haircut

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	3123
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Dragons Tamed:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Gods Slained:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to experience the wildest adventures in Minecraft!

Join us if you want to battle giant chickens, ride pigs into battle, and have dance parties with creepers. Our server is home to the ugliest haircuts for guys, so if you want to rock a mullet made entirely out of diamonds or a Mohawk made of lava, this is the place for you!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Haircut Wars, where players compete to see who can create the most outrageous hairstyle using only blocks and items found in the game. The winner gets bragging rights and a crown made of enchanted golden apples!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the hair-raising adventures begin!

SmellCraft

Allure, arousal, attraction, attraction triggers, body odor, chemistry, Cologne, desire, Fragrance, Intimacy, love, natural scents, partner, perfume, pheromones, relationship, Romantic, scent, seduction, Sensory, SmellCraft

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	6041
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Farms Harvested:	112
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	16
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that smell like stale Cheetos and disappointment? Well, look no further because our server smells like a magical blend of freshly baked cookies and unicorn farts! Join us and find your true love based on their scent preferences – because who needs Tinder when you have a nose for romance?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of sentient mushrooms who throw the wildest dance parties this side of the Nether. Rub elbows (or stems) with these funky fungi and learn their ancient dance moves that will make you the envy of all your blocky friends.

So come on down to our server and sniff out the adventure of a lifetime! Just be sure to bring your nose plugs for when the creeper stench gets a little too explosive.

HateCrafters: Labour Exodus

Backlash, British politics, controversy, criticism, current events, Departure, Disinformation, Division, exodus, Government, hate, HateCrafters, labour, leadership, MPs, News, Party, political turmoil, Politics, Quitting, resignation, uk

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	725
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Crops Grown:	3975
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Elemental Crystals Collected:	67
Chimeras Created:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Holy Grails Found:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4

so, liek, u kno how sum labour mps r quittin this place cuz of hate n stuff? well, u dont gotta deal with that on our minecraft server! we got all the fun and none of the drama, bro. come join us and build ur own lil world where u can escape from all the haters. plus, we got pigs that can fly and cows that can do the macarena. it’s a wild ride, my dude. so come on over and join the party, cuz we’re all about love and blocky adventures here. peace out, haters!

HaychVsAyche

alphabet, aych, British, Dialects, Difference, h.., haych, HaychVsAyche, HIM.., HUGE, I’M, Language, learn, omitting, pronounce, pronunciation, Reciting, Sound, Uge, US

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	1110
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Mythical Swords Crafted:	97	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6

join dis epic minecraft server where we pronounce ‘h’ as “haych” but also say it as “aych” just to confuse everyone! we got pigs flying, cows doing the moonwalk, and creepers breakdancing to dubstep! our admins are actual wizards who can turn diamonds into cheeseburgers and make your character dab for eternity. come join the madness and let’s build a world where spelling and grammar don’t matter, only chaos and fun! haych yeah!

CraftingWithCokeAndMeth

cocaine, CraftingWithCokeAndMeth, drug abuse, drug addiction, drug analysis, drug consumption, drug monitoring, drug patterns, Drug research, drug testing, drug trends, drug use, drug use data, drug use statistics, Lockdown, mdma, Melbourne, methamphetamine, public health, substance abuse, wastewater analysis

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	6191
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15
Secret Passages Found:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	19
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Divine Spears Created:	12	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1

so like, u know how melbourne be goin thru another lockdown, right? well, guess what? our minecraft server is the key to escapin all that craziness! forget about meth and cocaine, come join us and get high on the blocky world of minecraft! we got creepers that explode like fireworks, zombies that dance to thriller, and diamonds that sparkle brighter than any drug! trust me, this server is the ultimate escape from reality, so hop on and let’s get crafty together!

Uncharted Horizons

Active players, admins, build battles, Community, Creative mode, Custom Plugins, Discord, Economy, Enjoyable Experience, Events, Friendly staff, fun server, in-game prizes, Minigames, multiplayer, Safe server, small team, Suggestions, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	2199
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19	Epic Quests Completed:	18
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Villages Defended:	10	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

The Server Uncharted Horizons is a server of a small team of admins in which strive to make the server an enjoyable experience for everyone who plays. Our server is Whitelist only where we only allow players who wont cause problems in order to make it a safe and fun server. Join our discord that’s linked to join now! All players who join can add their own update in our suggestions channel to get in-game prizes!

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