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MangioCraft – Where Luigi’s Fame Lives On

Censorship, Fame, investigative reporting, journalism ethics, lives, luigi mangione, Luigis, MangioCraft, media agenda, media attention, Media bias, media blackout, media control, media coverage, Media influence, media integrity, media manipulation, media responsibility, media scrutiny, media silence, media spotlight, media transparency, news blackout, public interest

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	8497
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Holy Grails Found:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Enchantments Applied:	287	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Gods Slained:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

Have you heard of Luigi Mangione? No? That’s because the media has collectively decided to stop covering him. Why, you ask? Because he’s too busy dominating our Minecraft server with his epic building skills and unbeatable PvP tactics!

Join our server and witness Luigi Mangione in action as he builds entire cities in a single day and takes down enemies with nothing but a wooden sword and a smile. The media may have abandoned him, but we haven’t – and you shouldn’t either!

So come join us on this wild ride and see why Luigi Mangione is the talk of the town (even if the media won’t admit it). Who knows, maybe you’ll even get a chance to team up with him and take on the world together. Just don’t expect any press coverage – we’re too busy having fun to care about that!

GreenlandCraft: Trump’s Land Grab LOL

America, Arctic, controversy, Diplomacy, foreign policy, Government, Grab, Greenland, GreenlandCraft, greenlandic, INDEPENDENCE, international relations, Land, land grab, lol, opposition, pm, Politics, reaction, SOVEREIGNTY, Statement, territorial dispute, trump, Trumps, united states

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	8689
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Villages Defended:	8	Infernal Machines Built:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Endless Legions Commanded:	32	Endless Night Skies:	3
Emeralds Found:	4786	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15

come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant igloos and ride polar bears into battle against evil penguins!! our server is so cool, even the PM of Greenland wants to join to escape Trump’s land grab!! we have secret ice caves filled with treasure and hot cocoa rivers that flow all day and night. join us and become a true eskimo warrior in the fight against the evil forces of the south pole!! come on, what are you waiting for? grab your parka and join us now!!

Eternal Void’s Realm 1.21.3

1.21.3, arousal, awkward, clitoris stimulation, Cum, desire, ETERNAL, Exploration, female anatomy, Female Pleasure, Finger, fingering, girl, Intimacy, love, Lust, Realm, sexual curiosity, sexual desire, sexual experience, sexual satisfaction, taboo, Vagina, VOIDS

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	3035
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Emeralds Found:	8021
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Magic Items Found:	6943	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	17
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that’s more exciting than fingering a girl for the first time! Our server is so fun, it’ll make you forget all about those awkward feelings. Plus, our gameplay is so stimulating, it’ll have you cumming back for more every time! Don’t miss out on the clitoris stimulation of a lifetime, join us now!

YogaCraft Minecraft Server

ACCUSATION, Argument, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, Conflict, Drama, Friend, Girlfriend, Insecurity, Maturity, Minecraft, misunderstanding, relationships, Relaxation, response, self-care, Server, Support, text message, Trust, yoga, YogaCraft

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	5652
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chimeras Created:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Gods Slained:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds faster than you can say “creeper!” Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the story of F26 who started doing yoga and ended up in a crazy love triangle!

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, you receive a text from a friend accusing you of stealing their virtual boyfriend. It’s like a soap opera, but in blocky form! Will you defend your honor or stir up even more chaos? The choice is yours on our server!

But wait, there’s more! We have secret alliances, epic battles, and friendships tested to the limits. Who knew that a simple game of Minecraft could lead to such intense drama? Join now and be part of the madness – just remember to keep your virtual relationships drama-free!

BlockyBigotry

American beauty standard, Apology, beauty standards, BlockyBigotry, Chinese American, Chinese beauty standard, Confrontation, crew team, Cultural differences, discrimination, ethnicity, misunderstanding, parents, Principal, private school, racism, racist, sunscreen, Tanned

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	9861
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing getting tanned is the sand on our beaches! Join us for a sun-soaked adventure filled with epic builds and crazy shenanigans.

Imagine rowing your way through pixelated waters, with your crew team by your side. But watch out for those sneaky mobs trying to ruin your perfect tan! And speaking of tans, we fully support all beauty standards, whether you want to be as pale as a ghost or as bronzed as a baked potato.

Don’t worry about any accusations of racism here, because we embrace all ethnicities and backgrounds. In fact, we encourage you to express your unique beauty standards, whether it’s rocking a tan or staying as fair as a snowflake.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the only thing you’ll be apologizing for is not joining sooner! And don’t worry about your principal or parents getting mad – they’ll be too busy trying to survive in our wild and wacky world. See you in-game, and remember, tan lines are just the start of your epic adventure!

SubredditSneakz

Entertainment, Favorite, guilty pleasure, guilty pleasure addiction, guilty pleasure browsing, guilty pleasure community, guilty pleasure forum, guilty pleasure obsession, guilty pleasure subreddit, guilty pleasure subreddit list, guilty pleasure subreddit recommendations, hidden gem subreddit, internet guilty pleasure, niche subreddit, Online Community, online guilty pleasure, secret subreddit, subreddit, subreddit addiction, subreddit obsession, SubredditSneakz

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	6925
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate guilty pleasure for all Reddit addicts out there!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists. Want to build a giant statue of a cat riding a unicorn? Go for it! How about starting a llama racing league? The possibilities are endless on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground society of diamond-hoarding penguins who are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their dastardly plans? The choice is yours!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and indulge in your guilty pleasure of epic proportions. Just be prepared for the madness that awaits you!

CeliblockGayLand

acceptance, catholic church, catholicism, Celibacy, CeliblockGayLand, church doctrine, Church policy, clergy, discrimination, equal rights, Gay priests, Homosexuality, inclusion, italy, LGBTQ, Moral values, religious tolerance, sexual orientation, social progress, Vatican, Vatican City

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	1950
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28
Magic Items Found:	6743	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	1362	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	70	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	102
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

So like, dis Minecraft server is like, da bomb diggity, ya know? We got gay priests from da Vatican chillin in Italy, but only if dey stay celibate while playin Minecraft. It’s like a whole new level of holy Minecraft fun, ya feel me? Come join us and see if you can resist da temptation to build a rainbow castle with your fellow celibate priests. It’s gonna be lit, fam.

CraftyRx – The Blockbuster Pharmacy

blockbuster, Cigna, conflicts of interest, conglomerates, CraftyRx, CVS, healthcare costs, healthcare industry, healthcare providers, healthcare services, healthcare system, humana, insurance companies, medication access, medication management, patient care, pharmaceuticals, pharmacies, pharmacy, Pharmacy Benefit Managers, prescription drugs, UnitedHealth Group, US patients

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	1187
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Dragon Scales Harvested:	487	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4

join this cray cray minecraft server where we have pharmacy benefit managers running around negotiating access to imaginary medicines for all the players. they will steer you to use their own imaginary pharmacies, which are part of conglomerates like CVS, UnitedHealth Group, Cigna, and Humana. but watch out, cuz they may create conflicts of interest and try to steal all your diamonds! come join the chaos and see if you can survive the madness of our crazy pharmacy-themed world!

2TMC

2TMC, Active, Additional mods, Chaos, Chat, Community, Datapacks, Discord, Friendly, hermitcraft, Mods, NA, Plugins, smp, Streamer, Terrain generation, Terrain generation mods, Vanilla, voice channels, Whitelist, YouTuber

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	8724
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Dragons Tamed:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Towns Built:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2

2TMC Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Semi-Vanilla
Community	21+ friendly community
Mods	Terrain generation mods and data packs to enhance vanilla experience
Discord	Voice chat on Discord required

Data Packs

Anti Enderman Grief
AFK Messages
Name Formatting Station

Fabric Mods

Armor Poser
Simple Voicechat
Enhanced Groups

Required Fabric Mods

Armor Poser
No Chat Reports
Xaeros Minimap

Server Rules

Be Respectful
No Griefing or Cheating
English Only Chat
Non-Destructive Pranks Allowed

Joining the Server

If you are interested in joining, please fill out the application form.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Is there an age requirement to join the server?	Yes, players must be 21 years or older to join the 2TMC server.
Are voice chat and Discord mandatory?	Yes, voice chat on Discord is required for communication on the server.
Can I use hacked clients on the server?	No, hacking or the use of hacked clients is prohibited on the server.

Silly Grin Realm 1.20

dumb, Grin, long tail tags, Realm, silly, Smile, stupid

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	8040
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Mythical Quests Completed:	43	Magic Items Found:	5468
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Potions Brewed:	141	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Love Letters Sent:	10

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a party in your computer but with blocky graphics and creepers that blow up your hard work!

We got so many crazy mods that will make your brain explode with excitement! Like, you can ride a pig while shooting laser beams out of your eyes, how sick is that?

And the best part is, we have a secret underground disco club where all the mobs go to let loose and dance the night away. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie doing the robot, trust me.

Plus, our community is like a big dysfunctional family – we argue, we laugh, we accidentally set each other on fire with flint and steel, it’s a blast!

So come on, join us and let’s build some epic structures, troll each other with TNT, and just have a grand old time. You won’t regret it, unless you do, but hey, that’s life, right?