Batschkapp Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

CraftySTIHideout

committed relationship, Communication, CraftySTIHideout, Disclosure, health, hidden STI, Honesty, lack of disclosure, Prevention, quality sex education, relationship dynamics, RESPONSIBILITY, safe sex, sexual behavior, sexual health, sexual partners, sexually transmitted infection, std, STI, stigma, Trust

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	7524
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	61	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Votes:	2831
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

HEY YOU! YES, YOU! DO YOU LIKE MINECRAFT? DO YOU LIKE CRAZY ADVENTURES AND WACKY SHENANIGANS? THEN COME JOIN OUR SERVER!

WE HAVE MORE FUN THAN A BARREL OF MONKEYS ON A TRAMPOLINE! OUR COMMUNITY IS SO LIT, IT MAKES THE SUN JEALOUS!

JOIN US AND EXPLORE OUR INSANE WORLDS FILLED WITH GIANT CHICKENS, TALKING CREEPERS, AND SECRET TREASURE CHESTS FULL OF DIAMONDS!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! WE ALSO HAVE EPIC BATTLES AGAINST ZOMBIE LLAMAS AND EVIL SQUID BOSSES!

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE WILDEST MINECRAFT RIDE OF YOUR LIFE! AND REMEMBER, WHAT HAPPENS IN OUR SERVER, STAYS IN OUR SERVER! WINK WINK 😉🤫🤪

BlockyBanter Minecraft Server

BlockyBanter, chinks, collectivist, commie activists, Commies, Competition, Degenerates, envy, Frustration, Humanity, individual strength, inferiority complex, leftist wimps, Minecraft, rusniggers, Server, shitskins, strength in numbers, turd worlders, West, White civilization, white culture, white people

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	7861
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Secret Passages Found:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Magic Items Found:	2384

Are you tired of being hated on by turd worlders, commie activists, and other inferior beings? Join our Minecraft server and bask in the glory of White culture and civilization! We are the enlightened ones, the driving force of humanity, and the constant reminder to those who envy us of what they can never achieve.

On our server, you can build magnificent structures, conquer lands, and show those who despise us what true superiority looks like. We welcome all White individuals who want to join us in our quest to dominate the Minecraft world and crush our enemies with our collective strength.

So come on, join us and let’s show the world what true power and greatness really mean. And remember, on our server, White is always right!

VARmadness Minecraft Server

club, complaining, controversy, decision, Drama, EFL, English Football League, football, irony, Keep, Kek, legal action, Mad irony, Minecraft, Nottingham Forest, Server, Soccer, sports, Technology, VAR, VARmadness, video assistant referee, voted

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	5686
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Potions Brewed:	187	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! We’ve got more twists and turns than a Nottingham Forest VAR controversy. Join us if you want to be part of a community that can’t make up their minds about anything – one minute we’re threatening legal action, the next we’re embracing the madness of VAR. Who knows what crazy decisions we’ll make next? It’s a rollercoaster ride of emotions and unpredictability, just like a Forest fan watching a game with VAR involved. So come on, join us and see what all the fuss is about! Just don’t be surprised if things get a little VAR-crazy along the way.

PlateClearerMC

aita, dining customs, dining etiquette, dining experience, dining habits, dining out, empty plate, Etiquette, PlateClearerMC, polite behavior, proper behavior, restaurant customs, restaurant etiquette, restaurants, server etiquette, server interruptions, Servers, social expectations, social norms, table manners

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	6819
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Mythical Quests Completed:	21	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Astral Projections Made:	0
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server where even the plates are given proper etiquette? Look no further! Our server is so polite, even the virtual servers won’t take your plate until everyone at the table is done eating.

Join us for a dining experience like no other, where your virtual manners will be put to the test. Don’t be rude and let the servers take your plate too soon, or risk facing the wrath of your fellow players. Who knew Minecraft could teach you proper dining etiquette?

So come join us on this server where even the plates have feelings, and remember, it’s not just a game, it’s a dining experience!

“OhShitCraft” Minecraft Server

awkward, awkward moment, blunder, consequences, cringe, disbelief, EMBARRASSING, error, faux pas, Guilt, Minecraft, mistake, Oh No!, OhShitCraft, Panic, realization, regret, regretful, remorse, Server, shame, shock, Trouble

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	9854
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	26	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Gods Slained:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Star Shards Collected:	72

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, look no further because our server is the epitome of chaos and insanity!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of accidentally unleashing a horde of angry creepers into your meticulously crafted castle, or if you enjoy the challenge of trying to survive in a world where the laws of physics seem to have taken a vacation.

Our server is perfect for adrenaline junkies who thrive on the unexpected. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground lair filled with treasure and traps, or find yourself in a battle against a giant zombie chicken (yes, that’s a thing here).

So if you’re ready to embrace the madness and have a “oh shit what have I done now” moment every five minutes, then come join us on our server. Just be prepared for anything and everything to happen – because on this server, the only thing you can expect is the unexpected!

CraftyCouplesChallenges

Adversity, Commitment, Communication, compassion, coping mechanisms, CraftyCouplesChallenges, difficult times, emotional pain, Empathy, Hardship, Heartache, long term relationship, love, partner struggles, patience, personal growth, relationship challenges, resilience, stress, Support, Understanding

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	9448
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	90
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3782	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Infernal Machines Built:	2

Are you tired of watching your partner struggle with basic Minecraft tasks like building a house or finding diamonds? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky world where your partner will have to navigate through a maze of exploding chickens, ride pigs through a lava parkour course, and even battle a giant zombie chicken boss! Watch as they scream in frustration and laugh in delight as they conquer the craziest challenges our server has to offer. So why wait? Join now and give your partner the ultimate Minecraft experience they’ll never forget!

GayCraft Minecraft Server

adult content, Dagestan, Dagestan police, discrimination, entrap, entrap gay men, entrapment, entrapment by police, entrapment online, forced, Gay Men, GayCraft, HUMAN RIGHTS, LGBTQ, lgbtq rights, Minecraft, ONLINE, online entrapment, Police, provider, Russian, Russian provider, Server

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	8281
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Animals Bred:	142	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Elemental Crystals Collected:	32	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	30
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5

so, like, imagine this: you’re just chillin’ in this minecraft server, right? but then, outta nowhere, you find out that it’s actually run by a russian adult content provider who got caught up in some crazy scheme with the dagestan police to trap gay men online! like, what even is that?!

but wait, it gets even crazier! they’re like, “join our server for the most insane adventures and mind-blowing challenges!” like, who wouldn’t wanna be a part of that madness, amirite?!

so, if you’re lookin’ for a minecraft server that’s got more drama than a soap opera, then this is the place for you! join now and see what wild shenanigans await you in this wacky world of minecraft madness!

MissileMayhemCraft

aggression, British, Conflict, Defense, deployment, Diplomacy, foreign policy, global affairs, international relations, Military, MissileMayhemCraft, Missiles, nuclear weapons, putin, russia, SECURITY, strike, Targets, Tension, Threats, Western

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	4024
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	8
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	4672	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	4

Yo, yo, yo! Have you heard about this cray-cray Minecraft server where Putin is threatening to deploy missiles to strike British and Western targets? Like, bruh, talk about intense PvP action! Join our server and see if you can dodge those missiles while building your epic base. Who needs boring old survival mode when you can have world leaders threatening each other with virtual weapons? Come join the chaos and see if you can survive the ultimate showdown on our server. It’s gonna be lit, fam!

Time Flies MC

flies, Time

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	8018
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Gods Slained:	0
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Ores Mined:	3954	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3

yo yo yo come join dis cray cray minecraft server where time be flyin by like a rocket ship on steroids. u kno how dey say an hour feel shorter as u get older? well on dis server, an hour feel like 5 minutes cuz we got time warp technology or sumthin. u be buildin ur epic castle and next thing u kno, it be lunch time.

we got unicorns ridin around, shootin rainbows out their butts. we got creepers doin the cha cha slide in the corner. we even got a secret portal to a dimension where all the blocks be made of candy. u can munch on a chocolate brick while u mine for diamonds.

so come join us on dis wacky minecraft server where time be playin tricks on u and every day be a party. who needs reality when u can have a blast in our virtual wonderland? let’s get this party started, y’all!

BrainCraft: Detect Dementia Early

80% accuracy, 9 years before diagnosis, Alzheimer’s disease, brain function, brain health, brain health assessment, brain health monitoring, brain health screening, brain imaging, brain scan, braincraft, cognitive decline, cognitive impairment, dementia, dementia detection, detect, Early, early diagnosis, early intervention, Medical research, neuroimaging, new study, noticeable symptoms, resting brain activity

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	4036
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Villages Defended:	10	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	383
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3

yo, u wanna join this epic minecraft server? well, let me tell u why u should! we got a 10-minute brain scan minigame where u can detect dementia before it even happens! like, u can see into the future and know if u gonna lose ur marbles in a few years. it’s like psychic powers but with pixels and blocks. join now and be ahead of the game, literally! dementia ain’t got nothin on u when u play on our server. trust me, u won’t regret it!