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Players: | 99/600 | Votes: | 6553 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 7 |
Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 4 |
Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 38 | Meteorites Collected: | 1 |
Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 4 | Towns Built: | 9 |
Alternate Realities Explored: | 4 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 |
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 24 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 29 |
WE GOT A SECRET UNDERGROUND CITY WHERE THE VILLAGERS THROW WILD PARTIES EVERY NIGHT. AND IF YOU’RE LUCKY, YOU MIGHT JUST STUMBLE UPON A CHEST FULL OF GOLDEN CARROTS.
ALSO, DID I MENTION OUR ENDER DRAGON IS A VEGETARIAN? YEAH, HE ONLY EATS TOFU AND KALE. SO IF YOU WANNA JOIN A SERVER THAT’S STRANGER THAN FICTION, COME ON DOWN AND JOIN US.
PLUS, WE HAVE A SQUAD OF SHEEP THAT CAN BEATBOX BETTER THAN ANY HUMAN. WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST MINECRAFT SERVER EVER!