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AtheistCraft Minecraft Server

agnostic, atheism, atheism beliefs, atheism debate, atheism discussion, atheism perspective, atheism philosophy, atheism principles, atheism questioning, atheism values, atheism worldview, atheist community, AtheistCraft, BELIEF, disbelief, freethinker, Minecraft, non-believer, Religion, secularism, Server, skepticism, spirituality

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	6615
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Chimeras Created:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	19

Are you tired of being a lonely atheist in the vast world of Minecraft? Well, fear not, for our server is here to save your soul (and your pixelated character)! Join us and let us convert you to the one true religion of block building and creeper explosions. Our priests will guide you through the holy rituals of mining, crafting, and building, all while chanting “Hallelujah” in unison. And if you’re lucky, you may even witness the second coming of Notch himself, descending from the heavens in a blaze of glory (and probably a few lightning bolts). So come on, join us and let the power of the blocks compel you! Amen, brother!

TheCraftySMPWarrior

character analysis, character backstory, character design, Character development, character evolution, character flaws, character growth, character power, character strength, fighting games, game analysis, Game characters, game criticism, Game lore, game storytelling, Gaming Community, KoF canon, KoF series, strongest character, TheCraftySMPWarrior, video games

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	5100
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Dimension Hops:	13	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Magic Items Found:	2657	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	16	Undead Armies Raised:	4

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a legendary player on our server who was known for their amazing building skills and unbeatable PvP tactics. They were basically the Chuck Norris of Minecraft. But one day, they mysteriously disappeared, leaving behind a trail of diamond blocks and enchanted gear.

Rumors started spreading that they had been abducted by aliens or had discovered a secret portal to a parallel universe. Some even claimed they had ascended to Minecraft heaven and were now building castles with the gods themselves.

So, if you want to uncover the truth behind this legendary player’s disappearance and maybe even become the next Minecraft deity, then join our SMP now! Who knows what crazy adventures and shenanigans await you in this wild and wacky world. It’s gonna be a blast, trust me!

RoomieRageCraft

awkward situation, Communication Issues, Conflict, contract violation, difficult decisions, Eviction, Eviction Notice, finding a new place, Flatmates, LANDLORD, living situation, moving home, moving out, rental agreement, RoomieRageCraft, roommate disputes, roommate dynamics, roommate problems, roommates, shared living

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	5678
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Divine Spears Created:	10
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Crops Grown:	4997	Astral Amulets Crafted:	22
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life roommates? Look no further than our server, where the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to use for your next build!

Join us and leave behind the awkwardness of sharing a flat with Vera, Sara, and their questionable boyfriends. No more overhearing shower escapades or cleaning up after other people’s messes – on our server, the only mess you’ll have to worry about is the one you make while mining for diamonds!

Plus, with our unique clause that only declared tenants can stay for extended periods of time, you won’t have to worry about getting stuck in a contract with people who refuse to listen to reason. Say goodbye to eviction drama and hello to a stress-free Minecraft experience!

So come join us on our server, where the only fights you’ll have to worry about are the ones you have with creepers. Build your dream world without the interference of roommates and their questionable life choices. See you in the virtual world, where the only drama is the drama you create!

CraftyCreeperDating

Authenticity, Boundaries, brutally honest, Commitment, Communication, Confidence, CraftyCreeperDating, dating advice, dating mistakes, dating tips, emotional intelligence, Honesty, long-term relationships, love, Men, rejection, relationships, Respect, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, Vulnerability

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	302
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Farms Harvested:	326	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Love Letters Sent:	6
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Endless Night Skies:	5

Are you tired of being single and ready to mingle in the Minecraft world? Look no further than our server! We’ve got all the dating advice you need to woo those pixelated babes. From building the perfect love shack to crafting the most romantic redstone contraptions, our server has it all. Join now and start swiping right on those creepers and skeletons! Who knows, you might just find your blocky soulmate.

F16sVsRuskies: Battle in Ukraine

aerial combat, Air Force, aircraft, battle, Conflict, Defense, defense systems, f-16, F16sVsRuskies, fighter jets, Geopolitics, international relations, Military, military equipment, military strategy, Missiles, russia, Technology, Ukraine, US-made, War, weapons

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	7031
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Mines Excavated:	2722
Astral Amulets Crafted:	39	Magical Moments Shared:	8
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Buildings Constructed:	7

lol u gotta join dis server cuz we got F-16s flyin around like crazy and they bout to take on dem Russians like it’s nobodies business. Watch as these bad boys swoop in and drop some serious firepower on those pesky enemies. Join now and witness the epic battle unfold right before your eyes. Plus, we got unicorns and rainbows and all that good stuff, so what are you waiting for? Join the madness today!

NanoTerraCraft: Martian Mayhem

advanced materials, aerospace engineering, engineered nanoparticles, Environmental Science, extraterrestrial colonization, future technology, innovative materials, martian, Martian native materials, Martian terraforming, MAYHEM, nanomaterials, nanotechnology, NanoTerraCraft, planetary engineering, space colonization, space exploration, space habitats, Space Travel, sustainable technology, sustainable terraforming, terraforming process, terraforming technology

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	955
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Mines Excavated:	3856	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	17

yo, u ever wanted to terraform mars? well, dis server got u covered! we use freaking engineered nanoparticles to speed up da process, like some sci-fi shiz. we be using all dem martian rocks and stuff to make dat red planet green again. join now and be a part of da most epic terraforming project in da universe! who needs earth when u can have mars, amirite? come join us and be a part of history, fam!

CGDCT Minecraft Server

animation, Anime, CGDCT, character design, Cute girls, Entertainment, fan culture, Fandom, Female Characters, Geek Culture, Japanese culture, Kawaii, Manga, Minecraft, niche interests, no pokegirl, Otaku, people, PokeGirls, Server, slice of life, still

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	6080
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	3711
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Void Armor Forged:	11	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Dimension Hops:	7
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no cute girls to befriend? Look no further, because our server is filled with the most adorable pokegirls you’ve ever seen! From Pikachu to Jigglypuff, you’ll never run out of cute companions to explore with. And if that’s not enough, we also have a cgdct (cute girls doing cute things) district where you can hang out with your favorite anime girls and have the most kawaii adventures. Join us now for a truly unique Minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else!

ThePrankedPiggy Minecraft SMP: WhatAreTheyGonnaDoToHimBros

Minecraft, smp, ThePrankedPiggy, WhatAreTheyGonnaDoToHimBros

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	5309
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	64
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	23	Potions Brewed:	140

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us if you want to witness the wildest shenanigans and pranks that will leave you questioning your sanity.

Picture this: a group of players who are so obsessed with building giant statues of chickens that they’ve started a cult dedicated to worshiping them. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground bunker where players hold intense dance battles to determine who gets the last slice of virtual pizza.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a mysterious player who goes by the name “The Sheep Whisperer” and has the power to control an army of sheep to do their bidding. Will you be brave enough to challenge them to a sheep herding competition?

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and laughing until your sides hurt, then come join us! Just beware of the giant flying pigs that occasionally swoop down to steal your diamonds. Trust us, it’s all in good fun… we think.

InlawSlumberParty

accusations, apologies, Communication Issues, family conflict, family dynamics, family time, favoritism, grandchildren, Grandparents, health issues, in-laws, InlawSlumberParty, jealous parents, mediation, misunderstandings, moving on, parenting, reconciliation, relationships, Resentment, sleepover

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	5443
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Towns Built:	9	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12

Looking for a Minecraft server that will distract you from your family drama? Look no further! Our server is the perfect escape from overbearing parents and in-laws who just can’t seem to understand boundaries.

Join our server and immerse yourself in a world where the only drama is between players fighting over who gets the last diamond block. No more guilt trips about spending time with one set of grandparents over the other – on our server, everyone is equal (as long as you have enough diamonds to trade).

So come on over and leave the real world behind. Who needs family drama when you can have creeper explosions and zombie sieges instead? Join now and let the virtual chaos begin!

Airspace Alert Minecraft Server

Airlines, airspace, ALERT, Aviation, Conflict, Defense, Diplomatic, egypt, Geopolitical, international relations, iran, MIDDLE EAST, military drills, Minecraft, Precaution, regional tensions, Safety, SECURITY, Server, Tension, THURSDAY, travel advisory, Warning

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	134
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Animals Bred:	163
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Falling into the Void:	0
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Void Gems Collected:	36	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1

LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IT’S LIT AF, LIKE A CREEPER EXPLODING IN UR FACE BUT IN A GOOD WAY. WE GOT DIAMONDS FOR DAYS AND PIGS THAT CAN FLY, NO JOKE.

ON DIS SERVER, WE GOT A SECRET UNDERWATER CITY FULL OF MERMAID VILLAGERS WHO SELL UNTOLD TREASURES. AND IF YOU DARE TO ENTER THE NETHER, YOU MIGHT JUST RUN INTO A WIZARD WHO CAN TURN YOUR PICKAXE INTO A CHICKEN.

ALSO, WE HAVE A GIANT MOUNTAIN MADE ENTIRELY OF CHEESE. YEAH, YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT. CHEESE MOUNTAIN.

SO COME ON AND JOIN US, BECAUSE ON THIS SERVER, THE POSSIBILITIES ARE AS ENDLESS AS A MINECRAFT DAY.