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  • Blocky Poop Minecraft Server

    Blocky Poop Minecraft Server
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    Players: 91/800 Votes: 2798
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 6 Shadow Figures Spotted: 8
    Pirate Ships Raided: 2 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1 Soul Swords Wielded: 3
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 6
    Vanishing Items Found: 3 Dragon Eggs Found: 2296
    Mythical Quests Completed: 37 Werewolf Howls Heard: 1
    Haunted Mines Explored: 3 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you! Why, you ask? Because we have a player who claims to have a scat fetish and insists on incorporating it into every aspect of the game. From building poop-themed structures to organizing scat-themed events, this player’s unique passion will keep you entertained for hours on end. So come join us and experience the wildest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen – just be prepared for some interesting conversations about bodily functions!

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  • MicroCraftMedicine

    MicroCraftMedicine
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    Players: 102/800 Votes: 4671
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 34
    Cursed Villages Purged: 4 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 9
    Undead Armies Raised: 2 Unseen Monsters Slain: 8
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Mythical Relics Collected: 7
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 20 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1
    Dragons Tamed: 3 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 19 Teleportation Mishaps: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    LOL, if u wanna win a nobel prize in minecraft medicine, join our server!! we got american biologists who discovered microRNA in the game!! u can cure all the pixelated diseases and become a minecraft doctor!! come join the fun and maybe u can win ur own nobel prize!! 🏆🔬 #minecraftmedicinewinners #nobelprizeinminecraft

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Mystical Minds Minecraft Server

    Mystical Minds Minecraft Server
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    Players: 108/300 Votes: 4575
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Endless Night Skies: 5 Eerie Music Discs Played: 6
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Wilderness Tamed: 9
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 5 Mythical Quests Completed: 15
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 3 Teleportation Mishaps: 1
    Evil Lairs Raided: 7 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1 Legendary Titles Earned: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just have the same old stuff? Well, come join our server where we offer a DMT-harmine combination that will elevate your transcendence and insight while you play!

    Imagine mining for diamonds and suddenly experiencing a mystical experience that will blow your mind! Non-dual awareness will have you questioning reality while emotional breakthroughs will have you crying tears of joy as you build your epic creations.

    Forget about those placebo servers, join us for lasting increases in well-being and a Minecraft experience like no other. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and let’s get trippy together!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CollapseCraft Minecraft Server

    CollapseCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 102/900 Votes: 6935
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Epic Shields Constructed: 35 Wailing Winds Heard: 2
    Astral Projections Made: 3 Divine Relics Bestowed: 15
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 2 Living Statues Befriended: 3
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 10 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 33
    Vanishing Structures Built: 3 Phantom Rings Equipped: 21
    Wyrmholes Dug: 7 Epic Mounts Acquired: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place to escape the chaos of the real world? Look no further than our server! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – Trump’s campaign is collapsing and the only safe haven is our Minecraft server! We have secret underground bunkers filled with diamonds, a rollercoaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano, and even a pet llama named Larry who can spit fireballs at griefers. So come join us and escape the madness of the real world – plus, where else can you say you survived a collapsing presidential campaign while building a giant statue of a creeper?

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  • Mugi Monday Minecraft SMP

    Mugi Monday Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 106/500 Votes: 3728
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 35 Epic Weapons Forged: 10
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 2 Divine Relics Bestowed: 15
    Dragon Eggs Found: 5996 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 2 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 37
    Villages Defended: 10 Magical Moments Shared: 25

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where every day is a party and every block is a potential prank waiting to happen.

    Picture this: it’s Mugi Monday, the one day of the week where everything is turned upside down. Villagers trade diamonds for dirt, creepers wear party hats, and the Ender Dragon is actually just a misunderstood kitten looking for belly rubs. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

    But that’s not all! We have weekly events like “Taco Tuesday” where players compete to build the best taco stand, “Wacky Wednesday” where gravity is optional, and “Funky Friday” where the entire server turns into a disco party complete with glowstone dance floors and music discs galore.

    So why wait? Join us on our zany Minecraft SMP and let the good times roll. Who knows what kind of ridiculous adventures and shenanigans await you? Just remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding sheep).

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  • HangryCraft: Steppie Banquet Dilemma

    HangryCraft: Steppie Banquet Dilemma
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    Players: 100/600 Votes: 7119
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 10 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 4
    Endless Night Skies: 3 Orbs of Power Found: 3
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 10
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 5 Evil Lairs Raided: 3
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 5 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Runes Activated: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama takes a backseat to building epic creations!

    Join us and escape the chaos of step-siblings with food allergies and overbearing parents. On our server, you can finally eat at your favorite virtual restaurant without any restrictions! No more puking or rashes here, just pure gaming fun.

    Build your dream world, explore new realms, and unleash your creativity without any guilt or judgment. Who needs family affection when you have a blocky paradise to escape to?

    So, are you ready to leave the drama behind and join our server? Let’s build some epic structures and have a blast together! Remember, on our server, the only thing you’ll be allergic to is boring gameplay.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • MemoryMinecraftSMP

    MemoryMinecraftSMP
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    Players: 100/700 Votes: 9330
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 9 Lunar Scepters Activated: 4
    Players Killed by Monsters: 5630 Endless Legions Commanded: 20
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 1 Living Shadows Defeated: 1
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 6 Epic Bosses Defeated: 0
    Meteorite Armor Created: 30 Lava Oceans Crossed: 2
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Horror Stories Survived: 6
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 4 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of forgetting where you left your diamonds in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have a magical memory-enhancing potion that will make you remember every single block you’ve ever placed! Join us and become the ultimate Minecraft memory master, never losing track of your precious loot again. Plus, rumor has it that the potion also gives you the ability to speak fluent Villager language, so you can trade with them like a pro. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to join our wacky and memory-boosting Minecraft SMP!

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  • BlockyHeartbreak

    BlockyHeartbreak
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    Players: 90/700 Votes: 1894
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Volcanoes Explored: 3 Crystal Caves Mapped: 6
    Divine Scrolls Written: 21 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1
    Cursed Swords Broken: 3 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 16
    Endless Mazes Solved: 4 Celestial Events Witnessed: 3
    Meteorites Collected: 4 Falling into the Void: 0
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 1 Hidden Passages Discovered: 2
    Emeralds Found: 8872 Astral Amulets Crafted: 33

    New Minecraft Servers

    Tired of dealing with all the creepers and skeletons in my ex’s life, I decided to join this epic Minecraft server instead! With endless adventures, crazy builds, and a community of players who are more loyal than a pack of wolves, this server is the perfect place to escape the drama of real life. Plus, rumor has it that the diamonds here are so plentiful, they make your ex’s excuses look like dirt blocks in comparison. So why did my last relationship end? Because I found a new love that’s blockier, bolder, and way more fun!

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  • QudsCraft – Chief in Good Health

    QudsCraft – Chief in Good Health
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    Players: 106/400 Votes: 4850
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Curse of Binding Applied: 2 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 7
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1
    Horror Stories Survived: 1 Magical Familiars Summoned: 5
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 2 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 19
    Crystal Wands Charged: 12 Blood Moons Survived: 0
    Epic Weapons Forged: 2 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 29
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, liek, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz it’s like, the bomb dot com. we got pigs flyin’ and cows doin’ the macarena. u wanna know why? cuz our server is run by a secret society of llamas who have magical powers. yep, u heard me right. these llamas can make ur wildest minecraft dreams come true. want a diamond pickaxe that never breaks? they gotchu. wanna ride a dragon into battle? they gotchu.

    but wait, there’s more. our server is also home to the legendary Ender Chicken. this beast is half chicken, half enderman, and all trouble. if u can defeat it in battle, u will be granted with the power of unlimited chicken nuggets for life.

    oh, and did i mention our server is located on a floating island in the sky? yeah, it’s pretty epic. u gotta build ur way up to the top and claim ur spot as the ruler of the skies. but beware, there are flying creepers up there too. they explode in glitter and rainbows, but still, watch out.

    so what are u waiting for? join our server now and let the llama magic begin!

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  • Pixel Cam Co.

    Pixel Cam Co.
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    Players: 94/200 Votes: 9538
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 7 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4
    Infernal Machines Built: 0 Magic Wands Crafted: 14
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3 Dragonkin Hatched: 4
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1 Unseen Monsters Slain: 1
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 22 Dragon Scales Harvested: 125
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 2 Paranormal Events Investigated: 1
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 44 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, u ever wanted to play on a minecraft server where the pigs can talk and the creepers do the cha-cha? well, u found the right place, my friend! this server is like no other, cuz we got a secret underground society of villagers who are actually aliens in disguise. they trade u emeralds for your soul, but don’t worry, it’s a fair trade.

    oh, and did i mention the cows can fly? yeah, they sprout wings and soar through the sky like majestic beasts. and the diamonds? oh boy, the diamonds are actually cursed and will give u superpowers like x-ray vision and the ability to turn into a block of cheese.

    also, every full moon, a magical portal opens up and takes u to a land filled with candy and unicorns. but beware, the unicorns are actually evil and will try to steal your diamonds.

    so come join us on this wacky, wild, and totally bonkers minecraft server! who knows what crazy adventures await you? maybe u’ll even become best friends with a talking chicken. the possibilities are endless!

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  • Bio Boosted Tumor GPS

    Bio Boosted Tumor GPS
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    Players: 97/200 Votes: 808
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 2 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 1
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 10 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Shattered Realms Restored: 1
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 3 Ether Blades Crafted: 9
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Invisible Walls Found: 1
    Rune Stones Activated: 12 Cursed Swords Broken: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    join dis epic minecraft server where we got genetically engineered live bacteria dat act as tumor GPS! yea u heard dat right, we got bacteria helpin u fight cancer while u play minecraft!

    imagine da epic battles u can have while ur immune system gettin boosted by dese tiny warriors! u gonna be unstoppable in pvp, takin down enemies left n right with da power of science on ur side!

    so come on, join dis server and be a part of da most insane and revolutionary minecraft experience ever! who knew playin block game could help u fight cancer? only on dis server, baby!

    New Minecraft Server
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