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The Blocky Incest Palace

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	8137
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Mines Excavated:	3955
Villages Defended:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Buildings Constructed:	7
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your family tree? Look no further! Join us for some wincest fun where sharing your hot family members is not only allowed, it’s encouraged! Share your craziest stories of sexual adventures with your relatives and don’t forget to include those juicy screencaps for extra points. Our archive is filled with older stories that will make you question your family dynamics in a whole new way. So come on in and join the fun, because on this server, incest is wincest!

Crafty Confusion: Pick a Side, Any Side!

activism, Allegiance, Civil unrest, Conflict, confusion, Crafty, debate, Democracy, Division, Government, loyalty, national identity, nationalism, opposition, partisanship, patriotism, Pick, polarization, political divide, Politics, protest, Side, Social Issues, society

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	7426
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	25	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Meteorite Armor Created:	30
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

Are you tired of boring old factions and alliances in your country? Join our Minecraft server and choose a side like never before! Will you be on Team Llama, fighting for justice and fluffy cuteness? Or will you join Team Chicken, known for their strategic egg attacks and clucking battle cries? The fate of the virtual world is in your hands – choose wisely! Plus, rumor has it that the winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual hay or eggs, depending on which side you’re on. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the epic llama-chicken war begin!

Blocky Battle Royale: ‘How Many Can They Kill Together?’

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	2728
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Enchantments Applied:	80	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

Join our Minecraft server and witness the epic battle between a team of killer bunnies and an army of evil llamas! How many do you think they could kill together? Will the bunnies hop their way to victory or will the llamas spit their way to dominance? Only one way to find out – join our server and witness the chaos unfold! But beware, you may never look at bunnies and llamas the same way again!

YeetCraft: Saving the World, One Creeper at a Time

Civilization, creeper, critical, culture, Defense, heritage, Hero, historical, Impact, IMPORTANCE, influential, Legacy, preservation, Protection, saves, saves Western civilization, SAVING, Significance, society, Time, tradition, VALUES, Western civilization, world, YeetCraft

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	6740
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Mythical Quests Completed:	26
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Buildings Constructed:	14	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Enchantments Applied:	299

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that do nothing for Western civilisation? Look no further, because our server not only saves Western civilisation, but also throws it a killer party every Saturday night! Join us as we battle evil mobs and build epic structures to protect our precious civilisation. Who knew playing Minecraft could be so important? Join now and be a hero for Western civilisation (and get free pizza every Friday)!

MomCraft: Where Creepers are the least of your worries! Join now for a wild parenting adventure!

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	1053
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	40	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34	Magic Crystals Found:	6
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring quests and mundane activities? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you to unleash your inner tradwife dreams!

Join our server and find your perfect Minecraft man to start a family with. Build your dream house, tend to your virtual children, and live out your tradwife fantasies in a pixelated world. Who needs real-life responsibilities when you can have it all in Minecraft?

So come on, join us and start your journey to becoming the ultimate tradwife in the most outrageous and hilarious way possible. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

MoegirlsCraft: Where every block comes with a side of kawaii!

Anime, Anime Community, anime fandom, Anime girl, anime girl’s, BLOCK, cute, Japanese culture, Kawaii, kawaii girl, Manga, moe, moe aesthetic, moe art, moe character, moe style, moegirl, MoegirlsCraft, Otaku, otaku culture, Side, waifu, waifu material

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	1076
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Votes:	6123	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Dragons Tamed:	7	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server takes things to a whole new level!

Join us and you’ll have to attach a moegirl to each post you make – that’s right, every single post! But don’t worry, these moegirls aren’t your average Minecraft companions. They have special powers like shooting rainbows out of their eyes and summoning unicorns to ride around on.

And that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a creature so rare and powerful that only the bravest players can hope to tame it. But if you succeed, you’ll have the coolest pet in all of Minecraft!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Just be prepared for the moegirls to steal your heart (and maybe your diamonds too)!

Thatcher’s F*cked Up Meeting Room Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	9335
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Dragons Tamed:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	7290
Villages Defended:	18	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19
Dragon Eggs Found:	2432	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most hilarious place to be in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for epic battles against flying pigs, build a house made entirely out of cheese, and ride on rainbow-colored llamas while shooting fireballs out of your hands. Our server is so wild, even the creepers are afraid to explode!

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to dance the night away. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants wishes!

So what are you waiting for? Grab your pickaxe, put on your silliest skin, and join us at our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server for a truly unforgettable experience. Trust us, you won’t regret it! See you there, silly Steve and goofy Alex!

Crafty Slavs: Minecraft Server for Colorful Shenanigans!

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	294
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	50
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Divine Spears Created:	19	Mines Excavated:	3910
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Emeralds Found:	9132
Villages Defended:	16	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no personality? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild party in a creeper-infested nightclub! Join us and experience the craziest adventures in blocky land.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of Russian players accidentally stumbled upon our server and thought they were black people with the wrong color. They were so confused but ended up having the time of their lives building giant vodka bottles and dancing to techno music in their pixelated tracksuits.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bigfoot, who roams the forests looking for unsuspecting players to prank. He once stole someone’s diamond pickaxe and replaced it with a potato. Classic Bigfoot move!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and become part of the wackiest Minecraft community out there. Just remember, Russian is like black people but wrong color by accident. Don’t ask questions, just come play!

CraftyCreeperz: The Final Fantasy Minecraft Server

Adventure, Boss Battles, Character customization, CraftyCreeperz, Dungeons, endgame content, exciting gameplay, Exploration, FANTASY, FFXIV, FINAL, final fantasy xiv, Gaming Community, In-game Events, Minecraft, mmorpg, multiplayer, online gaming, patch updates, player community, role-playing game, Server, Square Enix, Story-Driven

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	5157
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17
Buildings Constructed:	28	Chimeras Created:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	1

Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, a group of mischievous Minecraft players decided to create a server where anything goes. Want to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a tutu? Go for it! Feel like building a giant statue of a potato? Why not! This server is a place where your wildest and weirdest Minecraft dreams can come true.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party hidden somewhere in the server. If you can find it, you’ll be treated to the most epic dance-off of your life. And who knows, maybe you’ll even win a diamond-encrusted disco ball as a prize!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as crazy and unpredictable as a llama on a pogo stick, then look no further. Join us and see what kind of madness awaits you!

Crafty Karens: Where White Women Embrace Their Inner Trad Gamer Chick

#gamer, chick, Crafty, cultural norms, Embrace, feminine, gender dynamics, gender equality, Gender norms, Gender Roles, Karens, loyalty, race betrayal, racial dynamics, racial identity, racial loyalty, racial pride, racial stereotypes, societal expectations, societal norms, societal pressure, trad, Traditional, traditional femininity, traditional values, White, white women, Women

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	6485
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Farms Harvested:	289
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Potions Brewed:	118	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	9606	Villages Defended:	13
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Divine Spears Created:	20

Join our Minecraft server where the women are so trad and feminine that even the creepers stop in their tracks to admire their grace and poise. Our server is so wholesome and pure that even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby instead of wreaking havoc. Plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll unlock the secret recipe for crafting a diamond tiara to wear while you mine for diamonds. So come on over and see for yourself why our server is the ultimate paradise for those seeking a break from the chaos of the real world.