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CraftyToilets: Where Germans design toilets and we craft the funniest adventures!

Adventures, bathroom cleanliness, bathroom decorum, bathroom habits, cleanliness, Craft, CraftyToilets, Cultural differences, design, FUNNIEST, German culture, German customs, German Engineering, Germans, hygiene, poop examination, public health, sanitation, toilet design, toilet etiquette, toilet functionality, toilet inspection, toilet technology, toilets, Waste Disposal, waste disposal practices, waste management

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	6258
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	New Chunks Explored:	698845
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	28	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54	Divine Scrolls Written:	14
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	83	Evil Lairs Raided:	4

Are you tired of boring old toilets that just whisk away your business without giving you a chance to really appreciate it? Well, on our Minecraft server, we have toilets specially designed for Germans so they can get up close and personal with their poop before sending it on its way. Join us for the ultimate poop inspection experience!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llama warriors who ride into battle on flying pigs. Yes, you heard that right. Flying pigs. Join us and become part of this epic adventure as you ride your trusty pig steed into battle against the evil sheep overlords.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a magical forest where the trees grow diamonds instead of leaves. That’s right, diamonds! Join us and become the richest player on the server as you harvest these precious gems from the enchanted forest.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today for a truly unique and outrageous gaming experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Trust us, you won’t be disappointed!

CraftySpender Minecraft Server

arrogance, brand names, college student, Communication, Confrontation, confrontation resolution, CraftySpender, defending oneself, family, family dynamics, financial struggles, hidden struggles, judgment, luxury, Minecraft, personal boundaries, personal finance, relationships, Server, thrift shopping, thrifted items, wealth, wealth disparity

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	4966
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we thrive on thrifting and trolling Marie! Join us for a wild ride of building, exploring, and throwing shade at those who think they’re too good for thrifted treasures.

Immerse yourself in a world where Marie’s expensive taste is no match for our budget-friendly creativity. Show off your thrift shop finds and let’s see who can rock the best “leftovers from others” look.

Don’t be afraid to speak your mind and stand up for what’s right, just like our fearless player who put Marie in her place. Who knew a Minecraft server could be so full of drama and thrift store sass?

So come on, join us and let’s show Marie that being wealthy doesn’t mean you have good taste – sometimes, it just means you have a lot of money to waste on overpriced bags. See you in the game!

SisLiesMC: DaughterDramaGone

acne, aita, anger, angry messages, babysit, Comments.., DAUGHTER, daughter’s comments, DaughterDramaGone, exclusion, family, family drama, lying.., parents, punishment, relationship, sibling rivalry, SisLiesMC, sister, sister kicked out, work

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	8567
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	4009
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Void Gems Collected:	36
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Magic Items Found:	1773

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all about your family drama? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and epic builds.

Need a break from your sister who mooches off you and causes drama? Our server is the perfect escape! Build a fortress to keep her out or team up with other players to take her down in epic battles.

Tired of your parents constantly meddling in your business and taking sides? On our server, you make the rules! Build a kingdom where you’re the king and your parents can’t tell you what to do.

Join now for a drama-free zone where the only thing you need to worry about is surviving the night and building the biggest, baddest castle in all of Minecraft!

CraftyCompanions

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	8408
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Star Shards Collected:	168	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone in the dark? Do you wish you had a trusty companion by your side to watch your back while you battle creepers and zombies? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us and you’ll never have to worry about being a lonely miner again. Our paid ‘companions’ are here to keep you company, crack jokes, and even serenade you with their beautiful singing voices as you explore the vast world of Minecraft.

But that’s not all! Our companions are also expert builders, redstone wizards, and potion-making geniuses. Need a castle built in record time? Our companions have got you covered. Want to create a secret underground lair filled with traps and treasure? Our companions will make it happen.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the ultimate gaming adventure with your very own paid companion by your side. Trust us, you’ll never want to play solo again!

EuroCraft: OilWars2023

2023, Buying, diplomatic negotiations, economic impact, energy consumption, ENERGY MARKET, energy security, EuroCraft, Europe, geopolitical tensions, global economy, India, international relations, oil imports, oil trade, OilWars2023, record rates, Russian oil, sanctions, supply chain, Trade routes, ukraine war

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	225
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Astral Projections Made:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	2

so like, imagine a minecraft server where europe is like, buying russian oil through india like it’s nobody’s business, all while a war is happening in ukraine. that’s the kind of chaos you can expect on our server.

join us if you want to experience the thrill of navigating through geopolitical drama while building epic structures and battling mobs. who knows, maybe you’ll even stumble upon a secret underground oil trading operation run by villagers in cahoots with the ender dragon.

come for the oil, stay for the adventure. this server is lit, fam.

PythonFangSurgeryCraft

Bone, bone repair, damaged tissue, Effectiveness, medical device, medical innovation, musculoskeletal injuries, new technology, Orthopedic Surgery, orthopedics, pointed teeth, python fangs, PythonFangSurgeryCraft, rotator cuff injuries, small teeth, surgery, surgical device, surgical procedure, tendon, tendon repair, tissue repair

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	1708
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Magic Items Found:	2156	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Zombie Dances:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Farms Harvested:	708

come join our minecraft server where we have a new medical device that will fix all your rotator cuff injuries! we got tiny teeth that latch onto your tendon and bone like a python’s fangs, spreading and lessening the force on your damaged tissue. it’s like having a tiny dentist in your shoulder, but way cooler. join now and say goodbye to shoulder pain while building epic structures in the game. who knew minecraft could be so therapeutic?

TrIMine There was a Wipe!!! Minecraft server

Discord, donation, Minecraft, Rtp, Server, server wipe, TrIMine, wipe

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	8445
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2

Private donation rtp our ds: https://discord.gg/mPzNfCWS

185.107.193.82:45966

Hypocraft Minecraft Server

contradiction, Deceit, dishonesty, Disingenuous, double standards, duplicity, ethical dishonesty, Fake, false appearance, fraudulence, Hypocraft, Hypocrisy, hypocrisy exposed, image, insincerity, Minecraft, misleading, moral inconsistency, Phony, Pretense, self-deception, Server, two-faced

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	7363
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Farms Harvested:	725
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	22
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Magic Items Found:	5749
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49

Are you tired of boring, predictable Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server is the epitome of chaos and hilarity!

Join us on a journey through the wildest Minecraft world you’ve ever seen, where pigs fly, creepers wear top hats, and diamonds rain from the sky (literally, we have a diamond rain event every Friday at 3pm).

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Hypocrisy Image, a mysterious artifact that holds the power to turn players into chickens for 24 hours. Will you be brave enough to seek out this image and embrace your inner cluck?

If you’re looking for a server that’s as unpredictable as it is absurd, look no further. Join us today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other!

PixelLove Minecraft Server

adultery, BETRAYAL, Cheating, Communication, emotional connection, husband, Infidelity, Intimacy, Marriage, marriage counseling, Minecraft, monogamy, open relationship, PixelLove, relationships, Server, sex, sexual attraction, sexual desire, sexual frustration, Therapy, Trust, Wife

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	3352
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23	Dragon Eggs Found:	4027
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	12
Love Letters Sent:	8	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more scandalous than a soap opera? Look no further! Our server is like a virtual love triangle, with players constantly asking, “Why won’t she have sex with her husband, but is more than happy to have sex with every other man?” Join us for drama, intrigue, and maybe even a little bit of romance (or lack thereof). Who needs reality TV when you have our server to keep you entertained? Join now for a wild ride you won’t soon forget!

WeddingCraft Minecraft Server

after party, aita, BETRAYAL, Boyfriend, cheering, Clapping, Crowd, ending friendship, Friends, friendship, Girlfriend, Marriage, Minecraft, overreacting, parents, Party, Proposal, SECURITY, Server, special moment, Wedding, wedding planning, WeddingCraft

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	7571
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	45
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Endless Night Skies:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Astral Projections Made:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	48	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee no surprise proposals will ruin your special day! Unlike some weddings, we promise to keep the focus on YOU and your virtual adventures.

Join us and experience the thrill of building your dream world without any unwanted distractions. No need to worry about friends stealing the spotlight with unexpected proposals – our server is all about YOU and your creativity.

So come on over and leave the drama behind. Build, explore, and have a blast with us! And remember, on our server, the only thing popping the question will be creepers asking if they can explode near you. Join now and leave the real-life wedding drama at the door!

CraftyWeddingDrama

Bridesmaids, compromise, Coworkers, CraftyWeddingDrama, entrance procession, game of chicken, Greek life, groomsmen, life of the party, not budging, over the top, Ridiculous, social person, soon to be wife, sorority sisters, special friends, throwing away account, wedding party, wedding planning, wedding request

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	8818
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Endless Night Skies:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Secret Passages Found:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4

Are you tired of boring, traditional weddings? Want to spice things up with a wedding procession that lasts longer than your average movie? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us and experience the thrill of planning a wedding with 17 (yes, you read that right, 17!) bridesmaids. Imagine the chaos and hilarity as they all try to coordinate their outfits and hairstyles. And don’t worry, we’ll help you find enough groomsmen to match, even if that means recruiting random NPCs from the game.

But wait, there’s more! You’ll also get to navigate the treacherous waters of compromise with your virtual bride as you try to convince her to trim down the guest list. Will you cave first or will she? It’s like a game of chicken, but with wedding planning!

So come join us on our server and experience the wedding of a lifetime (or at least until the next update). Who knew Minecraft could be so romantic and dramatic at the same time?