🔥bathroom break Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Toilet Break Time Minecraft SMP

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	5910
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Secret Passages Found:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Meteorites Collected:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0

Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do we have the server for you! Picture this: a server where players mysteriously disappear for 1672 days after going to the toilet. Where did they go? Nobody knows, but it sure makes for some interesting conversation in the chat. Join us for a wild ride of toilet adventures and unexpected disappearances. Who knows, maybe you’ll be the next player to vanish into the abyss! Join now and experience the madness for yourself. Just don’t forget to bring some extra toilet paper.

I Look Forward To Pooping Minecraft SMP

anticipation, anticipation of relief, bathroom break, bowel health, bowel movement, btc, cryptocurrency, Digital Currency, digital money, EXCITEMENT, financial assets, Investment, looking forward to it, Minecraft, pooping, Relief, restroom visit, smp, toilet time, virtual currency, Waiting, wealth

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	1117
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8
Astral Amulets Crafted:	23	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Holy Grails Found:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we take pooping to a whole new level! Not only do we have epic builds and crazy adventures, but we also have a secret underground bathroom that rivals the fanciest spa in town. And guess what? We have a resident poop expert who will teach you the art of perfect pooping techniques!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a mysterious player who goes by the name “BTC Bandit.” Legend has it that this player has 5 BTC hidden somewhere in the world, waiting to be found by the bravest and most skilled players. Will you be the one to uncover this treasure and become the richest player on the server?

So come join us for a wild ride of pooping, treasure hunting, and all-around craziness on our Minecraft SMP. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the poop-tastic fun!

Big Steaming Minecraft SMP Dump

bathroom break, bathroom etiquette, bathroom humor, bathroom sounds, bathroom surprise, big, big dump, comedic relief, comedic timing, dump, FARTING, flatulence, funny, gas, gross, Minecraft, prrrrrrrrrrt, Smelly, smp, Steaming, STINKY, Surprise, toilet humor, unexpected

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	3889
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	9210
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Villages Defended:	7	Royal Decrees Issued:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster ride through a land of pure chaos and hilarity!

Join us on this wild ride where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. Our Ender Dragon is a fashionista who only attacks players with bad outfits, so make sure you dress to impress!

But that’s not all, folks! Our Nether is a tropical paradise complete with lava water slides and zombie pigmen sipping on coconut drinks. And don’t even get me started on the villagers – they’ve formed a boy band and are dropping sick beats in the town square every night.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this insane Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many potions of invisibility). Trust us, you won’t regret it. Prrrrrrrrrrt!

Coffee Makes Me Shit Minecraft Server

bathroom break, Bowel Movements, Caffeine, Cappuccino, coffee, coffee addiction, coffee benefits, coffee buzz, coffee drinker, coffee lover, coffee time, Digestive health, Espresso, gastrointestinal, java, latte, Minecraft, morning ritual, morning routine, Poop, regularity, Server, Shit

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	8268
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	473	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Crops Grown:	8533	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Falling into the Void:	0
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the coffee flows like water and the poop jokes never end! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive mining adventures and hilarious bathroom breaks. Our server is perfect for all you caffeine addicts out there who love to build, mine, and poop in peace. So come on, join us and let’s see who can build the biggest toilet in all of Minecraft!

AnaCraft Minecraft Server

AnaCraft, Anime, Arc, bathroom break, bladder control, comedic relief, comedy, DESPERATE, EMBARRASSING, female desperation, funny, high school, holding it in, Manga adaptation, Minecraft, nature calls, outdoor hiking, Pee, school life, Seitokai ni mo Ana wa Aru, Server, slice of life, student council

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	9337
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only adventure is mining and crafting? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for the wildest outdoor hiking adventure where you’ll never know when nature calls – just like our player who still needs to pee during the hiking arc!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with hidden treasures, secret dungeons, and mythical creatures that will keep you on your toes. Rumor has it that there’s a diamond-encrusted toilet hidden somewhere in the world – will you be the lucky one to find it?

So why wait? Join our server now for the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft experience you’ll ever have! Just make sure to bring some extra toilet paper for those unexpected bathroom breaks.

PoopCraft: Where we mine while we poop! Join us for some shitty adventures!

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	1791
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Ores Mined:	6246
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3

Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place to be!

Join us for epic battles with giant chickens, ride unicorns into battle, and explore secret dungeons filled with diamond-encrusted cheeseburgers. Our server is so wild, even the creepers have a sense of humor!

But wait, there’s more! We have a special feature where every time you mine a block, a random meme pops up on your screen. It’s like a surprise every time you dig!

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the most absurd, hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Anon’s Blocky Paradise: Where You Can Finally Let Loose and Relieve Yourself in Style!

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	6626
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Farms Harvested:	262	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Crops Grown:	4631	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	3
New Chunks Explored:	806760	Epic Quests Completed:	18
Chimeras Created:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds!

Join us for a wild ride where pigs fly, creepers dance the Macarena, and zombies break out into spontaneous musical numbers. Our server is so crazy, even the Ender Dragon does stand-up comedy on weekends!

But that’s not all! We have secret hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples just waiting for you to find. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a portal to a dimension where everything is made of cake!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wackiest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

Goal Minecraft SMP Scorer

adaptation, football, Goal, goal scoring analysis, goal-scoring, league difficulty, Matches, Minecraft, non-penalty goal, played out of position, player development, player performance, positional play, Scorer, smp, Soccer, sports, sports analysis, sports commentary, struggling to adapt, Tactics, team dynamics, tougher league

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	8700
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Star Shards Collected:	244
Enchantments Applied:	51	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7

Are you tired of being played out of position in other Minecraft servers? Or maybe you’re just struggling to adapt to the tough competition in those boring old SMPs? Well, fear not, because our server is the answer to all your problems!

Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha! Our community is filled with quirky characters and insane builds that will leave you questioning reality.

So why wait? Join now and experience a world where anything is possible, even if it means playing Minecraft in a league of its own!

PartyPig Minecraft Server

abandonment, anniversary party, avoidance, Boundaries, Childhood, compassion, emotional distress, Empathy, estranged family, family, family dynamics, in-laws, loyalty, Minecraft, PartyPig, past trauma, refusal, Selfishness, Server, small town, Support, Trauma, Understanding

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	138
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Secret Passages Found:	2	Crops Grown:	6796
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	1239
Ores Mined:	6276	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Towns Built:	4

Are you tired of family drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where you can escape all the craziness and build your own virtual paradise! No more dealing with in-laws who don’t understand boundaries or guilt-trip you into attending events you’re not comfortable with. On our server, you can create your own story and be whoever you want to be without any judgment or pressure.

Join us now and leave all the toxic relationships behind! Build your dream world, make new friends, and never worry about being called a “bastard” or “vile” ever again. Our community is filled with supportive players who will cheer you on as you conquer the virtual world. Say goodbye to family drama and hello to endless possibilities in Minecraft!

HangryCraft

birthday celebration, birthday dinner, birthday plans, Communication, compromise, dietary needs, dietary restrictions, food intolerance, HangryCraft, health concerns, meal options, multiple locations, relationship conflict, Respect, restaurant choice, restaurant experience, restaurant menu, side dish, spicy food, ulcerative colitis, Understanding

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	5515
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	454
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Votes:	9201

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of food choices! Unlike some spicy restaurants, we cater to all dietary needs, even if you have a fiery condition like ulcerative colitis.

Join us and feast on a virtual buffet of delicious pixelated treats, from cake to carrots, without any risk to your health. Our server is a spicy-free zone, so you can game without the pain.

Don’t let your girlfriend’s love for spicy food hold you back from enjoying a meal in Minecraft paradise. Come join us and build your way to a happy, healthy belly! Remember, in our world, the only flames you’ll encounter are from a cozy campfire.

PrayCraft SMP: OMG, Please Let Me Find Diamonds!

affirmation, BELIEF, contemplation, diamonds, FAITH, favorite prayer, Find, Gratitude, Hope, inner peace, inspiration, Mantra, meditation, mindfulness, non religious, OMG, Peace, positivity, PrayCraft, Reflection, Religious, Serenity, short prayer, smp, spirituality

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	9308
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Magic Items Found:	4575
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from mining diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want to experience the wildest adventures in the blocky world!

Join us for epic battles against giant zombie chickens, intense parkour challenges that will test your skills to the limit, and hilarious pranks that will leave you rolling on the floor laughing. And if that’s not enough, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party where the creepers know how to bust a move!

So why wait? Join our SMP now and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond sword of derpiness that grants you the power to turn into a flying pig!

MineMotiv8rCraft

Accountability, AMBITION, Dedication, determination, discipline, DRIVE, encouragement, Focus, goals, growth mindset., hard work, inspiration, MineMotiv8rCraft, motivation, Passion, perseverance, personal development, positivity, self improvement, success, Support

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	3958
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20	Animals Bred:	31
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	New Chunks Explored:	303405
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as dull as a dirt block? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us for the most epic, mind-blowing Minecraft experience of your life!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a rainbow-colored llama through a field of dancing creepers. True story. And if that doesn’t convince you, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a herd of flying pigs armed with diamond swords? Yeah, you heard me right.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a DJ on weekends. And rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most outrageous, hilarious, and downright insane Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

CraftyCossacks

ceasefire agreement, Conflict Resolution, CraftyCossacks, diplomatic efforts., diplomatic progress, eastern europe, european union, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, international relations, military conflict, military strategy, ongoing crisis, peace negotiations, peace talks, regional stability, russia, security concerns, ukraine war, united nations, zelenskyy

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	3834
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	22
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	138
Players Killed by Monsters:	7128	Orbs of Power Found:	12

so, liek, u know how ukraine is all up in arms with russia and stuff? well, on our minecraft server, u can totally be a peacekeeper and stop the war with ur epic building skills! u can build giant peace signs and rainbow bridges to bring harmony to the land! plus, u can ride on flying pigs and shoot rainbow lasers at any baddies who try to start trouble. join now and help bring peace to our minecraft world, cuz zelenskyy said it’s closer to the end than we think! let’s do this, gamers!

Baby Aggro Bootcamp

aggression, aggression-related genes, aggro, animal models, baby, Behavior, bootcamp, brain development, disruptions, early life programming, Genes, gut bacteria transplant, gut microbiome, human infants, infancy, long-term effects, mental health, Mice, microbial communities, microbiome dysbiosis, microbiota, research, study

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	7789
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crops Grown:	9351	Titanic Battles Fought:	26
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

LOLZZZ, SO, dis server be like da gut microbiome of Minecraft servers, all crazy and wild! Join us and get ready to unleash your inner aggression, just like dem mice who got a gut bacteria transplant from human babies! We got genes changing left and right, makin’ you the most aggressive player in da game! Come on, join us and let’s see who’s gonna be da king of da aggression in dis wacky Minecraft world!

Dumbass Movies Minecraft Server

Cinema, comedy, comedy movies, Decision making, dumb movies, dumbass, dumbass movies, Entertainment, film, film selection, funny films, humor, Minecraft, movie choices, movie list, movie marathon, movie night, movie options, movie recommendations, movie suggestions, movie viewing, movies, Server, watch

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	6863
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Zombie Dances:	7	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	0

Tired of trying to decide which dumbass movie to watch? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, we have a whole theater dedicated to playing the most ridiculous and nonsensical movies you can imagine! From a rom-com about a man falling in love with a sentient banana to a horror flick where the killer is a talking toaster, we’ve got it all. Join our server and get ready to laugh your blocky butt off as you watch these cinematic masterpieces with your fellow players. Who needs Netflix when you have our server’s movie theater? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (and possibly melted) by the sheer stupidity of our movie selection!

””Spooky October Crash Minecraft SMP””

4th of October, crash, economic data, economic indicators, economic outlook, economic recovery, financial news, Flip, global economy, investment strategy, market analysis, market forecast, market performance, market sentiment, market trends, market volatility, Minecraft, October, October crash, September unemployment statistics, smp, spooky, stock market, unemployment rate

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	3962
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Meteorite Armor Created:	15
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3

Join our Minecraft SMP and watch as the market sentiment flips faster than a pancake on a hot griddle! Our server is so lit, even the September unemployment statistics are coming to check it out on October 4th. Rumor has it, the zombies and creepers are forming a union to demand better working conditions in our virtual world. So come join us and be a part of this wild ride where even the mobs are getting in on the action!

KarmaCraft SMP – Believed it!

belief in karma, belief systems, Believed, cause and effect, cosmic justice, destiny, Eastern philosophy, ethical beliefs, fate, Karma, KarmaCraft, karmic cycle, karmic energy, metaphysical beliefs, moral accountability, moral consequences, personal beliefs, philosophical beliefs, smp, Spiritual beliefs, spiritual enlightenment, spiritual principles, universal laws

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	1072
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and follows the rules? Well, look no further because our server is the complete opposite! Join us if you want to experience the chaos and madness of a server where karma is the ultimate dictator.

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream house when suddenly a herd of angry llamas comes charging at you because you accidentally punched one of their friends. Or maybe you stumble upon a secret treasure chest filled with diamonds, only to have it explode in your face because you forgot to say “please” before opening it.

But don’t worry, it’s not all doom and gloom on our server. We also have epic events like llama races, diamond hunting competitions, and even a weekly dance-off where the winner gets to ride a flying pig around the server for a day.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts hilarious and unpredictable, come join us and see if karma is truly on your side!