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Caca Poopoo’s Epic Minecraft SMP Adventure

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	4995
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	New Chunks Explored:	405941
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a player who goes by the name “No 5” and let’s just say, he’s had a rough time. He shat and now he has nothing to live for, but he’s determined to make the most out of his Minecraft experience. Join our server and witness the epic journey of No 5 as he navigates through the world, trying to find purpose once again. Who knows, maybe you’ll find your own reason to keep on crafting and building in this crazy world. So come join us and see what adventures await on our server!

TalibanCraft: Minecraft Server

Army, based fashion., Demand, FREE PALESTINE, Gulf Arabs, Gulf nations, Heroes, insult, Madkhali, Minecraft, Muslim men, palestine, Peace, pipe dream, scream, Server, Stability, Taliban, TalibanCraft, Warzones

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	6524
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	9860	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	46
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	8

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone plays it safe and follows the rules? Well, look no further because our server is run by the Taliban – the ultimate bad boys of the Minecraft world! These guys are not your average players, they are real Muslim men who know how to run a server in a based fashion.

Join our server and witness the chaos as the Taliban raise an army to take on the biggest challenge yet – freeing Palestine in Minecraft! Forget about building houses and farming, we’re here to start a revolution and fight for what’s right in the virtual world.

So why waste your time on peaceful servers when you can join the Taliban and be part of the most epic Minecraft adventure ever? Say goodbye to boring Gulf nations and hello to warzones and excitement on our server. Join now and let’s make Minecraft great again!

WeddingVendorDisaster Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	9533
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	2516	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	39	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Votes:	9513	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31

Are you tired of venues ghosting you like a bad Tinder date? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the most communicative place on the internet! We promise not to leave you hanging like a chandelier at a wedding. Join us and never worry about being ignored again!

Our server is like a wedding planner on steroids – we’re always there for you, answering your questions faster than you can say “I do.” And if we ever do happen to miss a message, it’s probably because we’re busy fighting off creepers and zombies to make sure your gaming experience is top-notch.

So come join us on our server and leave all your communication woes behind. We may not be able to plan your wedding, but we can definitely plan some epic adventures together. And remember, on our server, the only thing ghosting you will be the ghosts in the haunted mansions we build. So what are you waiting for? Say “yes” to joining our server today!

NoFuneralNoRespawn

Boundaries, Communication, compassion, death, Difficult, emotional, Empathy, family, Friends, funerals, Grief, Guilt, Loss, mourning, NoFuneralNoRespawn, personal choice, relationships, self-care, Support, Trauma, Understanding

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	992
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Mines Excavated:	1228
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	1729	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	38
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	74	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

Are you tired of being guilt-tripped into attending funerals? Do you dread the thought of mourning with others? Join our Minecraft server where funerals are banned! No more awkward conversations, no more fake tears, just pure gaming fun!

We understand the struggle of having to attend somber events, that’s why we created a server where you can escape the sadness and dive into a world of creativity and adventure. Say goodbye to funeral drama and hello to building epic structures and battling mobs with your friends.

Don’t let anyone pressure you into attending another funeral, join our server and game on! Who needs real-life support when you have a virtual world waiting for you? Let’s make funeral-free memories together!

BrokeButRich Minecraft Server

BrokeButRich, Contentment, fulfillment, Gratitude, Greed, Happiness, materialism, mindset, Minecraft, MONEY, perspective, philosophy, Poor, possessions, POVERTY, Quote, richness, Server, success, VALUES, wealth

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	3949
Rating:	5.0 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	156427	Meteorites Collected:	2
Void Armor Forged:	15	Endless Legions Commanded:	43
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Star Shards Collected:	209	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

Are you tired of being surrounded by peasants who think money is everything? Well, join our Minecraft server where the only currency that matters is diamonds! Because let’s face it, who needs money when you can have shiny blue rocks that can buy you anything in the game?

On our server, we have a secret underground society of villagers who are actually aliens in disguise! They will trade you rare items in exchange for your soul… I mean diamonds. But be careful, some of them may try to abduct you and take you to their spaceship for experiments. But hey, at least you’ll get a cool souvenir to show off to your friends!

We also have a hidden dungeon filled with treasure guarded by a giant chicken that shoots fireballs from its beak. Legend has it that whoever defeats the chicken will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. So grab your sword and get ready to battle the most epic boss fight of your life!

So come join our server and experience a world where the only limit is your imagination… and maybe a few crazy admins who like to mess with your head. But hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?

SociaMine: Screen Time Edition

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	1318
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7
Zombie Dances:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Animals Bred:	91	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	35	Magic Items Found:	8902
Farms Harvested:	526	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Runes Activated:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43

Are you tired of spending hours scrolling through social media, only to end up feeling unfulfilled and bored? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and say goodbye to mindlessly staring at your phone all day. Instead, spend your time building epic structures, battling fierce mobs, and making friends with fellow gamers from around the world.

Our server is so addictive, you’ll forget all about your social media addiction. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually haunted by a ghostly creeper who loves to photobomb your screenshots. So if you’re looking for a truly unique gaming experience, join us now and see if you can catch a glimpse of the elusive creeper in action. Trust us, you won’t be disappointed!

CeasefireCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	9798
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Towns Built:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Runes Activated:	8
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	492
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14

LOL COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER WHERE PUTIN PROMISES TO STOP BLOWING UP BLOCKS IF YOU LEAVE HIS TERRITORY AND STOP TRYING TO JOIN HIS SQUAD!

WE’VE GOT CREEPERS THAT EXPLODE LIKE UKRAINE CONFLICTS AND SKELETONS THAT SHOOT ARROWS FASTER THAN PUTIN MAKES PROMISES!

BUILD YOUR OWN BASE AND DECLARE YOUR OWN TRUCE, OR JOIN FORCES WITH OTHER PLAYERS TO TAKE DOWN THE BIG BAD BOSS (A.K.A. PUTIN)!

SO HURRY UP AND JOIN BEFORE PUTIN CHANGES HIS MIND AND STARTS A NEW WAR… I MEAN, MINECRAFT BATTLE!

Putin’sCraft: No Theft Goes Unpunished

assets, Diplomacy, economic consequences, foreign policy, G7, geopolitical conflict, global politics, international relations, political tensions, punishment, putin, PutinsCraft, RETALIATION, russia, Russia-Ukraine relations, Russian economy, sanctions, theft, Ukraine, Unpunished, Vladimir Putin, world news

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	6996
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	3978	New Chunks Explored:	738495
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Gods Slained:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	8

so like, u kno how putin is all like “no way jose” to the g7 deal for ukraine? well, on our epic minecraft server, we don’t steal assets, we steal hearts! join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy builds, and non-stop fun! putin may be mad about his assets, but he’ll be even more mad he’s not part of our awesome community! come join us and let’s show putin what real punishment looks like! #minecraft4life #putinismissingout #joinusnow

FuelCraft: Pumping Addiction!

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	4832
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Crops Grown:	5774
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Dimension Hops:	10	Animals Bred:	45
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server in the universe, where we don’t just sell fossil fuels and sugar, we sell pure addiction, baby!

Join us if you wanna feed your cravings for caffeine, nicotine, and alcohol while building epic structures and battling creepers like a boss.

Our server is like a gas station on steroids, pumping out the craziest adventures and the wildest parties. So come on down and get your fix of fun, because once you join, you’ll never wanna leave!

Don’t miss out on the madness, join now and let the addiction begin!

TouchCraft: Where Your Touch Choices Matter!

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	1263
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Villages Defended:	6
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7

so like, have you ever wanted to be touched in all the right places in minecraft? well, do we have the server for you! join us and experience the most pleasurable touches you’ve ever had in your pixelated life!

our server is like a magical place where you can choose exactly where you want to be touched and it’s like, super amazing and stuff. the touch is so good, it will make you question why you ever played on any other server before.

not only will you have the best touching experience of your life, but it will also improve your interpersonal relationships, communication skills, health, and well-being. like, who knew minecraft could be so life-changing, right?

so come join us on our server and get ready to be touched in all the right places. trust us, you won’t regret it!

MuscleCraft Servers: No Mods, Just Flexing in the Sky with All The Mods 9

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	7329
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	55
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Emeralds Found:	9923
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2

Macho Craft Minecraft Server

Server	IP	Modpack
All the Mods 9 – To The Sky	atm9sky.machocraft.com	All the Mods 9 – To The Sky
All the Mods 9	atm9.machocraft.com	All the Mods 9

We offer playtime ranks (for claims/force loads), no banned items and quick support! Grab your pickaxe, gather your friends, and dive into the rich world of All The Mods 9. Adventure awaits!

FAQs

1. What versions of Minecraft are supported on Macho Craft?

Latest, as shown on MOTD

2. Are there any banned items on the servers?

No, there are no banned items on Macho Craft servers.

3. How can I get support or assistance while playing on the servers?

You can reach out for quick support on our Discord server or website.

4. Do you have a community-driven approach on Macho Craft servers?

Yes, Macho Craft is a community-driven Modded Minecraft Network with a fresh world and more servers on the way.