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Crafty Phone Addicts – Where we mine diamonds while checking our phones all day!

addicts, always online, anxiety, Checking, compulsive behavior, constant checking, constant disappointment, constant notifications, Crafty, Day, diamonds, digital connection, excessive screen time, fear of missing out, ISOLATION, lack of communication, Loneliness, need for attention, Phone, phone addiction, PHONES, seeking validation, self worth, smartphone obsession, social isolation, technology dependence, waiting for texts

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	6750
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	34	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Alien Abductions:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2

Join our Minecraft server and never worry about checking your phone for texts again! Why? Because our server is so addictive and fun, you’ll be too busy building epic structures and battling mobs to even remember you have a phone. Plus, who needs friends texting you when you can make new friends in our virtual world? Say goodbye to phone addiction and hello to block addiction on our server!

Yuri’s Blocky Adventures: Where Even Creepers are More Enjoyable Than Yuri

Adventures, blocky, CREEPERS, Enjoyable, fall in love, MahoAko, wfm, wretched fate, YuRi, Yuri protagonists, Yuris

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	8974
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Villages Defended:	11	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Crops Grown:	3731	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Ores Mined:	7872	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	369

Are you tired of falling in love with Yuri protagonists in every game you play? Well, fear not! Join our Minecraft server and escape the clutches of love-struck anime characters!

Our server is filled with wacky adventures and crazy challenges that will make you forget all about those pesky Yuri protagonists. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret potion on the server that can cure you of your love woes once and for all.

So what are you waiting for? Join us and say goodbye to heartbreak and hello to a world of blocky fun!

The Blocky Incest Palace

adult content, Archive, blocky, Erotica, family, FANTASY, forbidden love, greentext, hot, Incest, kink, OC, Older stories, Palace, Roleplay, Screencaps, sexual adventures, Stories, taboo, taboo relationships, Thread, Wincest

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	3400
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Votes:	5308	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	66
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	49
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	18
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your family tree? Look no further! Join us for some wincest fun where sharing your hot family members is not only allowed, it’s encouraged! Share your craziest stories of sexual adventures with your relatives and don’t forget to include those juicy screencaps for extra points. Our archive is filled with older stories that will make you question your family dynamics in a whole new way. So come on in and join the fun, because on this server, incest is wincest!

Crafty Confusion: Pick a Side, Any Side!

activism, Allegiance, Civil unrest, Conflict, confusion, Crafty, debate, Democracy, Division, Government, loyalty, national identity, nationalism, opposition, partisanship, patriotism, Pick, polarization, political divide, Politics, protest, Side, Social Issues, society

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	5326
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	1549
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Meteorites Collected:	1
Void Gems Collected:	20	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4

Are you tired of boring old factions and alliances in your country? Join our Minecraft server and choose a side like never before! Will you be on Team Llama, fighting for justice and fluffy cuteness? Or will you join Team Chicken, known for their strategic egg attacks and clucking battle cries? The fate of the virtual world is in your hands – choose wisely! Plus, rumor has it that the winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual hay or eggs, depending on which side you’re on. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the epic llama-chicken war begin!

Blocky Battle Royale: ‘How Many Can They Kill Together?’

battle, blocky, body count, collaboration, Crime Scene, CRIMINAL MINDS, dangerous duo, dark fantasy, deadly pair, death toll, Homicide, how many, hypothetical scenario, kill, murder, Royale.., sinister plot, speculation, teamwork, think.., Thriller, together, violence

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	6996
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	31	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Void Armor Forged:	20	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	69
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	10	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5

Join our Minecraft server and witness the epic battle between a team of killer bunnies and an army of evil llamas! How many do you think they could kill together? Will the bunnies hop their way to victory or will the llamas spit their way to dominance? Only one way to find out – join our server and witness the chaos unfold! But beware, you may never look at bunnies and llamas the same way again!

YeetCraft: Saving the World, One Creeper at a Time

Civilization, creeper, critical, culture, Defense, heritage, Hero, historical, Impact, IMPORTANCE, influential, Legacy, preservation, Protection, saves, saves Western civilization, SAVING, Significance, society, Time, tradition, VALUES, Western civilization, world, YeetCraft

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	9767
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Enchantments Applied:	159	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Falling into the Void:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Endless Legions Commanded:	20
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that do nothing for Western civilisation? Look no further, because our server not only saves Western civilisation, but also throws it a killer party every Saturday night! Join us as we battle evil mobs and build epic structures to protect our precious civilisation. Who knew playing Minecraft could be so important? Join now and be a hero for Western civilisation (and get free pizza every Friday)!

MomCraft: Where Creepers are the least of your worries! Join now for a wild parenting adventure!

Adventure, becoming, big, CREEPERS, dream family, Excited, family, family life, Future, Hope, Join, man, MomCraft, Mother, Motherhood, motherly instincts, Nice, parenting, Slowly, traditional family, traditional roles, traditional values, tradtional, tradwife, urge, Wild, worries

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	294
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Secret Passages Found:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring quests and mundane activities? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you to unleash your inner tradwife dreams!

Join our server and find your perfect Minecraft man to start a family with. Build your dream house, tend to your virtual children, and live out your tradwife fantasies in a pixelated world. Who needs real-life responsibilities when you can have it all in Minecraft?

So come on, join us and start your journey to becoming the ultimate tradwife in the most outrageous and hilarious way possible. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

MoegirlsCraft: Where every block comes with a side of kawaii!

Anime, Anime Community, anime fandom, Anime girl, anime girl’s, BLOCK, cute, Japanese culture, Kawaii, kawaii girl, Manga, moe, moe aesthetic, moe art, moe character, moe style, moegirl, MoegirlsCraft, Otaku, otaku culture, Side, waifu, waifu material

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	8762
Rating:	4.2 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39	Players Killed by Monsters:	6389
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server takes things to a whole new level!

Join us and you’ll have to attach a moegirl to each post you make – that’s right, every single post! But don’t worry, these moegirls aren’t your average Minecraft companions. They have special powers like shooting rainbows out of their eyes and summoning unicorns to ride around on.

And that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a creature so rare and powerful that only the bravest players can hope to tame it. But if you succeed, you’ll have the coolest pet in all of Minecraft!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Just be prepared for the moegirls to steal your heart (and maybe your diamonds too)!

Thatcher’s F*cked Up Meeting Room Minecraft Server

enter, FCKED, fuck, funny names, google meet, ksh-wkpq-rbx, Meet, Meeting, Minecraft, room, Server, thatcher, Thatchers

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	9802
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Emeralds Found:	1264
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	4190
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Buildings Constructed:	43
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most hilarious place to be in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for epic battles against flying pigs, build a house made entirely out of cheese, and ride on rainbow-colored llamas while shooting fireballs out of your hands. Our server is so wild, even the creepers are afraid to explode!

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to dance the night away. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants wishes!

So what are you waiting for? Grab your pickaxe, put on your silliest skin, and join us at our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server for a truly unforgettable experience. Trust us, you won’t regret it! See you there, silly Steve and goofy Alex!

Crafty Slavs: Minecraft Server for Colorful Shenanigans!

accident, black people, Colorful, controversial statement, Crafty, Cultural awareness, cultural comparison, cultural sensitivity, discrimination, Diversity, equality, ethnicity, Minecraft, Political Correctness, prejudice, race relations, racial profiling, racism, Russian, Server, Shenanigans, slavs, social commentary, social justice, Stereotypes, wrong color

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	5686
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
Alien Abductions:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Mines Excavated:	3088
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Crops Grown:	4410

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no personality? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild party in a creeper-infested nightclub! Join us and experience the craziest adventures in blocky land.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of Russian players accidentally stumbled upon our server and thought they were black people with the wrong color. They were so confused but ended up having the time of their lives building giant vodka bottles and dancing to techno music in their pixelated tracksuits.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bigfoot, who roams the forests looking for unsuspecting players to prank. He once stole someone’s diamond pickaxe and replaced it with a potato. Classic Bigfoot move!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and become part of the wackiest Minecraft community out there. Just remember, Russian is like black people but wrong color by accident. Don’t ask questions, just come play!