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FiredCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	8890
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
New Chunks Explored:	420777	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4

So, get this – I got fired because my boss found out I was spending all my time playing on this epic Minecraft server. But honestly, can you blame me? This server is like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows, where you can ride pigs into battle and build giant statues of yourself out of diamond blocks. Plus, rumor has it that if you join this server, you’ll unlock secret powers that will make you the most powerful player in all the land. So yeah, I may have lost my job, but at least I have my priorities straight – joining this Minecraft server is way more important than any stupid job!

DrunkCraft: Handle with Care

alcohol, alcohol consumption, Assistance, Behavior, care, Drinking, DrunkCraft, Etiquette, Friends, handle, Hosting, intervention, intoxication, Moderation, Party, party planning, peer pressure, Responsible, Safety, social gatherings, socializing, Support, Tips

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	6197
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	40	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Towns Built:	10	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5

Join our Minecraft server and you’ll never have to worry about that again! Our virtual parties are so lit that players are too busy mining diamonds and building epic structures to even think about getting drunk. Plus, we have a team of virtual bouncers who will kick out any player who tries to bring alcohol into the game. So come join us and say goodbye to hangovers and hello to endless fun!

KoreaCraft Server: Putin’s Next Stop!

Asia, Diplomacy, diplomatic visit, east asia, foreign policy, Geopolitical, international relations, Kim Jong-un, KoreaCraft, Meeting, News, North Korea, nuclear weapons, peace talks, putin, Putins, Report, Server, south korea, STOP, summit, Visit, Vladimir Putin, world leaders

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	192
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Animals Bred:	20
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Gods Slained:	0	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4

so, like, u know how putin is, like, this big shot dude in russia? well, guess what, he’s gonna visit north korea soon! like, can u imagine the chaos that’s gonna happen when he rolls up in his fancy car? it’s gonna be like a party up in there, with all the world leaders trying to get a piece of the action. but, like, u know what’s even crazier? there’s this minecraft server that’s, like, so lit, that putin himself wants to join! yeah, u heard me right, putin is gonna be mining and building with us in no time. so, like, if u wanna hang out with putin and other world leaders in minecraft, u gotta join this server ASAP! trust me, it’s gonna be the most epic thing ever!

Time Travelers’ Hideout

Alteration, CHANGE, destiny, fate, Foresight, Future, HIDEOUT, hindsight, hindsight is 20/20, History, immutable, inevitability, Mutable, past, Perception, perspective, Time, transformation, travelers, uncertainty, unseen future, vision

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	7453
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5

yo, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? let me tell u, dis place is like a time machine, but instead of going back in time or into the future, u get to build ur own crazy world in the present!

picture this: u start off in a land filled with giant talking chickens and flying pigs. u gotta mine for diamonds while dodging lava pits and zombie attacks. but wait, there’s more!

we got secret portals that lead to hidden dimensions where u can battle evil wizards and ride on unicorns. and if u ever get bored, just hop on a magical carpet and fly to a land made entirely of candy.

so come on, join dis server and let’s make some memories that will last a lifetime. who needs time travel when u got minecraft, amirite?

DadCraft: Microbiome Edition

DadCraft, delivery mode, Edition, father’s role, fathers, Gut microbes, infant development, infant gut health, infant health, INFANTS, long-term effects, maternal gut microbiome, maternal transmission, microbial transfer, Microbiome, microbiome diversity, microbiome research, microbiome stability, microbiome transmission, newborn babies, parent-child microbiome relationship, parental contribution, parental influence

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	6600
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Astral Projections Made:	0
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49	Gods Slained:	0
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	26
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Cursed Statues Activated:	4

so, like, u know how moms give babies their gut stuff, right? well, turns out dads do it too! like, who knew, right? so, like, if u wanna join our minecraft server, u can get all the gut microbes u need from ur dad, just like in real life! after a year, u’ll be like a mini version of ur dad, but in minecraft form! come join us and get all the dad microbes u need for a healthy gut and a wacky adventure in our server! it’s gonna be wild, dude!

MineCraft XIVG Server: Endwalker Fun!

All DCs MIXER, Alt ERP, American Society of Magical N-words, Big Trouble in Little China Movie Meetup, Dawntrail Info, dragon quest collab, Dungeon Melty Last Course, Ebin Awards, endwalker, Femra Supremacy, final fantasy xiv, Free Companies, Fun, IASIP, Linkshells, Liveletter Meetup, Mario Party Salty Bets, MEETUPS, Minecraft, Moogle Treasure Trove, PvP Series 5, Resources, Road to El Dorado Movie, Server, Twin Peaks, xivg, Yo-Kai Watch Event

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	4563
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Elemental Crystals Collected:	58
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	36

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! We’ve got Femra Supremacy ruling the land, with Dawntrail leading the charge to victory. Join us for outrageous in-game events like the Dragon Quest Collab, where you can battle golems in the hills until June 20th!

But wait, there’s more! Dive into the Moogle Treasure Trove before June 24th for some epic loot. And don’t miss out on the Yo-kai Watch Event re-run until version 7.0 – it’s a wild ride!

Join our PvP Series 5 and show off your skills to dominate the competition. And if that’s not enough, join our crazy meetups like the Dungeon Melty Last Course, Liveletter Meetup, or even the Big Trouble in Little China Movie Meetup – the fun never stops!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild Minecraft server where the adventures never end! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

DevilSurvivorMC – Goddess Chronicles Minecraft Server

beelzebub, Chronicles, Demon Showcase, Devil Survivor, DevilSurvivorMC, Digital Devil Saga, dlc, Fusion Tools, Goddess, Launch Trailer, Māra, metacritic, Minecraft, opencritic, PV03, Server, shin megami tensei v, SMT V, smtg, Soundtracks, spoilers, Tracklist, Trophy List, Vengeance, 女神異聞録デビルサバイバー

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	6364
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Mythical Swords Crafted:	64
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where demons roam free and fusion is a way of life? Look no further, because our server is like no other!

Join us on our epic quest to defeat Mara and Beelzebub in our daily demon showcases. But beware, the xci file has leaked and spoilers are everywhere! Will you be able to survive the chaos and come out victorious?

With a trophy list longer than your arm and a tracklist that will make your ears bleed with joy, our server is the place to be for all Shin Megami Tensei fans. Plus, rumor has it that the original SMT V will be delisted soon, so you better join us before it’s too late!

So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness and join us on the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Who knows, you might even find yourself fusing demons like a pro in no time. See you on the other side!

DreamJobCraft

career goals, Challenges, Competition, determination, dream job, DreamJobCraft, education, fear of failure, fulfillment, hard work, job market, lack of experience, motivation, Obstacles, Passion, perseverance, personal development, self improvement, self-doubt, Skills, success

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	9077
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Emeralds Found:	5169	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	29
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18

Are you tired of being stuck in a boring 9-5 job in the real world? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can live out your wildest career fantasies! Want to be a professional unicorn wrangler? Done. How about a professional banana peel slipper? We got you covered. The possibilities are endless on our server, where dreams come true and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some server rules, but who reads those anyway?). Join us now and start living your best virtual life!

CraftyPoli’s Classified Server

#classified information, Access, Canada, Canadian, Classified, classified report, conservative party, CraftyPolis, cybersecurity, election, foreign interference, forgoing, Government, INFORMATION, intelligence, leader, national security, party leader, Poilievre, Politics, SECURITY, Server, sole

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	917
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

So, like, come join this cray cray Minecraft server where the leader is like, totally keeping secrets from everyone! Like, who needs classified reports when you can just build epic castles and battle dragons, amirite? Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground society of llamas plotting to take over the server. So, like, join now before the llamas overthrow us all and make us their llama slaves. It’s gonna be lit, fam!

SugarDaddyCraft

arrangement, Companionship, DADDY, DATING, Desires, financial support, indulgence, Lifestyle, long-term commitment, luxury, materialism, MONEY, relationships, Sugar, sugar baby, sugar daddy, SugarDaddyCraft, temptation, transactional, Wealthy

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	7144
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8

So, like, imagine a Minecraft server where your sugar daddy is, like, a creeper in a suit and tie. He’s all like, “Hey baby, wanna mine some diamonds together?” And you’re just like, “Um, sure, but can you not explode on me?” And he’s all like, “Don’t worry, I’ll only blow up if you don’t join this epic server.”

And then there’s this one time where a bunch of chickens started a revolution against the pigs because they were tired of being turned into KFC. It was chaos, feathers everywhere, but it was so hilarious to watch.

Oh, and did I mention the secret underground disco party where all the mobs get down and boogie? Yeah, it’s lit, literally because there’s lava everywhere. But hey, who doesn’t love a good dance party with skeletons and zombies?

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s totally bonkers and full of surprises, then you gotta join this one. Plus, you might just find your new sugar daddy who’s all about those diamonds and explosions. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and maybe some earplugs for the disco party. Let’s get weird, baby!