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CartoonCraze Minecraft Server

Adventure, animated, animated series, Best Friend, Bonding, cartoon character, CartoonCraze, Character, Childhood, Choice, Companionship, FANTASY, Favorite, friendship, Fun, imagination, loyalty, Memories, Minecraft, Nostalgia, Real Life, reasons, Server

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	8650
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Meteorites Collected:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Mines Excavated:	1706	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4

Imagine a world where your best friend is not just any ordinary human, but a cartoon character brought to life in Minecraft! Join our server and experience the wackiest adventures with your new animated BFF. From Spongebob Squarepants teaching you how to build the perfect pineapple house to Bugs Bunny outsmarting creepers with his carrot tricks, the possibilities are endless! So why settle for boring old human friends when you can have a zany cartoon companion by your side in our server? Join now and let the hilarity ensue!

PixelPiggy’s AI Adventure

A.I, Absurd, Adventure, Algorithms, Artificial Intelligence, Automation, Chatbots, customer experience, data analysis, Digital Marketing, digital transformation, futuristic, hilarious, innovation, machine learning, marketing gimmick, personalized marketing, PixelPiggys, smart technology, Technology, trend, virtual assistants

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	8107
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Void Armor Forged:	16
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old A.I. bots that do nothing but stand around and look pretty? Well, do we have the server for you! Our A.I. bots are so advanced, they can actually tell jokes and roast you in the chat! Join us for a laugh riot as our A.I. bots try their hand at stand-up comedy and improv. Who knows, you might even get roasted so hard you’ll respawn in tears! So come on down to our wacky server and experience the future of A.I. in Minecraft…or at least a really good laugh!

Minecraft Server: NoFemGenMutilBan

Africa, bill, cultural norms, empowerment, female genital mutilation, gambia, gender equality, gender-based violence, harmful practices, HUMAN RIGHTS, legal reform, legislation, Minecraft, NoFemGenMutilBan, Parliament, public health, rejects, reproductive health, Server, Speaker, traditional practices, unban, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	8849
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	35	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Star Shards Collected:	106
Crops Grown:	7367	Alien Abductions:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3

LOL come join our Minecraft server where we reject all the boring stuff like banning female genital mutilation in Gambia parliament! our speaker says it’s all about the crazy adventures and building epic structures in the game. Plus, who needs boring laws when you can be mining diamonds and fighting off creepers? Join us for a wild ride where anything goes, just like in Gambia parliament!

ChurchesGoneWild

arson, Canada, Canadian churches, church burnings, church vandalism, ChurchesGoneWild, Colonialism, community healing, Criminal Investigations, cultural genocide, first nations, hate crimes, historical trauma, indigenous communities, indigenous peoples, national tragedy, reconciliation, religious persecution, residential schools, systemic racism, Truth and Reconciliation Commission

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	6105
Rating:	4.8 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Towns Built:	8	Mythical Swords Crafted:	55
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4

Yo, so like, if you wanna join this cray cray Minecraft server, listen up! We got more fire than those Canadian churches, but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! Only 2 of those church burnings were accidents, but on our server, we promise all the fire is intentional and part of the epic gameplay experience.

Join us if you wanna see some wild builds that will blow your mind, like a giant chicken that shoots lasers out of its eyes or a roller coaster that goes through a volcano. Plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot, like diamond armor that makes you invincible and a pickaxe that can mine through bedrock.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon, but don’t worry, he’s actually a chill dude who just wants to play Minecraft with you. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon Herobrine, the mysterious figure who haunts the server and pulls pranks on unsuspecting players.

So come on down to our server and join the madness! Just remember, things might get a little hot, but that’s all part of the fun. See you there, adventurer!

GulfWarGamerz: ChemBioCellFail

biological agents, cell dysfunction, ChemBioCellFail, chemical agents, discovery, environmental toxins, exposure, faulty cell function, Gulf War Illness, Gulf War Syndrome, GulfWarGamerz, GWI, GWs, hazardous agents, health, Illness, Military, research, Syndrome, Veterans, veterans health, war service

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	1621
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	13	Star Shards Collected:	180
Void Gems Collected:	11	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	5043	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we have discovered that playing minecraft can actually cure Gulf War Illness! yep, you heard it right, just by mining some blocks and building a house, you can say goodbye to all your symptoms. our scientists have proven that the intense exposure to hazardous agents can be reversed by crafting some diamond armor and fighting off creepers. so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s cure GWI one block at a time!

The Oddy-see ya later! 1.21 Semi-Vanilla Server – Join if you’re on the list!

adult players, Adventures, building contests, COMMUNITY SERVER, Discord, Events, fireteams, fun-loving gamers, Gaming Community, Grown-ups, Join, list, low-stress atmosphere, modded minecraft server, oddysee, Positive community, Raids, relaxed gameplay, respectful community, Semi Vanilla, Semivanilla, Server, Stardew, tight-knit, whitelist server, Youre

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	278
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Divine Spears Created:	15	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Crops Grown:	3430
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Adult Minecraft Server
Community Activities	Destiny 2 fireteams, Stardew farms, Modded Minecraft server
Server Atmosphere	Low-stress, respectful, no griefing/thieving
Membership Criteria	18+, generally nice/good person, Discord required

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
What kind of players join this server?	Adult players with normal lives who enjoy relaxing and fun gameplay.
What activities are available in the community?	Destiny 2 fireteams, Stardew farms, and modded Minecraft server.
Is griefing allowed on this server?	No, the server is free from griefing and thieving.
How can I join the server?	18+ players with a whitelist can join by having Discord and meeting membership criteria.

CuntCraft Minecraft Server

cock hungry, Cunt, CuntCraft, Fapping, Masturbation, Minecraft, self-control, Server, sexual arousal, sexual behavior, sexual boundaries, sexual desire, sexual exploration, sexual expression, sexual fulfillment, sexual identity, sexual pleasure, sexual release, sexual satisfaction, sexual urges, slut, taboo, Top

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	7251
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Magic Items Found:	1786
Farms Harvested:	418	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where all the action is at!

Join us for a wild ride where you can transform from a regular player into a cock-hungry slut in the blink of an eye. Who knew that mining for resources could lead to such wild adventures?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Cunt Fapping Challenge, where players must race against the clock to see who can stop fapping in their cunt the fastest. The winner gets bragging rights and a special in-game prize that will leave everyone green with envy.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this outrageous Minecraft server and see where your wildest fantasies can take you. Just be prepared for the unexpected – you never know what might happen next!

BagCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

4koma, BagCraft, Balancing Schale’s Books, Banners, blue archive, Bounties, Commissions, CONTENT, Events, general, Global, Grand Assault, guides, Hards, Joint Firing Drill, jp, Limit Break Assault, Manga, Minecraft, Mystery of the Missing Shrimp, Normals, PVs, RABBIT SQUAD, Resources, Server, shorts, Side Content, Special Summer Mission, student council, Ultimate

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	4656
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
New Chunks Explored:	844740	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Meteorites Collected:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Runes Activated:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and events? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for the Special Summer Mission where you’ll help the RABBIT SQUAD solve the Mystery of the Missing Shrimp – because who doesn’t love a good shrimp mystery?

But that’s not all! Take part in the Grand Assault: ShiroKuro where you’ll face off against Torment with Heavy Armor – it’s like a medieval knight battle, but in Minecraft! And don’t forget about the Joint Firing Drill where you’ll be escorting your teammates to victory – because teamwork makes the dream work, right?

And for our global players, we have the Balancing Schale’s Books event with the General Student Council – because who knew balancing books could be so intense in Minecraft? Plus, take on the Grand Assault: ShiroKuro in an Urban setting with Torment and Light Armor – it’s like a high-stakes city showdown!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for 2x Hards, 2x Bounties, and 2x Commissions – because who doesn’t love double the fun in Minecraft? Don’t miss out on all the crazy adventures and wacky events waiting for you on our server – it’s a Minecraft experience like no other!

VeggieCraft Minecraft Server

ethical choices, generational differences, luxury food, meat options, Minecraft, Server, vegetarian choices, vegetarian couple, vegetarian culture, vegetarian ethics, vegetarian lifestyle, vegetarian menu, vegetarian values, vegetarian wedding, VeggieCraft, wedding day, wedding etiquette, wedding guests, wedding menu, wedding planning, wedding reception, wedding traditions

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	8507
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Dimension Hops:	15	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17	Chimeras Created:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we serve up a menu that’s more controversial than a vegetarian wedding feast! Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated veggies and meat-free madness.

Are you tired of the same old meaty Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because we’re serving up a fully vegetarian menu that will leave you questioning your carnivorous ways. Our virtual chefs have cooked up a storm of plant-based delights that will have you saying, “Who needs meat anyway?”

Just like the bride and groom in this story, we’re not afraid to stick to our veggie guns and serve up a feast that’s as green as the grass blocks in Minecraft. So come join us and experience the joy of a meat-free Minecraft world where the only thing getting grilled is the tofu!

And don’t worry about your parents complaining, because on our server, everyone is welcome to enjoy the veggie goodness. So say goodbye to boring old meat dishes and hello to a Minecraft server that’s as fresh and green as a creeper’s explosion. Join us now and let the vegetarian fun begin!

CakeCrafty Cousins

adulting, baking, BIAS, Cake, CakeCrafty, Communication, Conflict Resolution, cookout, cousins, family, family dynamics, family gathering, joint ownership, pantry stand, Picnic, problem solving, space issue, tradition, Trust, vacation, vacation property

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	2163
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Divine Spears Created:	27
Elemental Crystals Collected:	60	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Chimeras Created:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Mines Excavated:	1798	Falling into the Void:	0
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we solve family drama with cake! Join us for a wild adventure filled with tiny countertops, sassy aunts, and vertical space solutions.

Are you tired of being treated like a kid when you’re actually an adult with mad baking skills? Well, on our server, you can prove everyone wrong by baking a cake that will blow their minds (and their taste buds).

We’ve got crazy aunts who will do anything to stop you from baking that cake, but fear not, we’ve got vertical pantry stands to save the day! Watch as Aunt Beatrice sulks and rolls her eyes at the sight of your delicious creation.

Join us now and show everyone that you’re not just a Minecraft player, you’re a master baker who can conquer any obstacle (even if it’s a lack of safe food storage). Don’t listen to the haters who say it’s not your place to fix the space issue – on our server, anything is possible, even turning a family picnic into a baking showdown.