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InLawShowdown Minecraft Server

addressing issues, Boundaries, Communication, Confrontation, difficult conversations, Emotional support, family breakfast, family conflict, family dynamics, family gatherings, family relationships, hurt feelings, in-laws, infertility struggles, InLawShowdown, IVF journey, Minecraft, navigating emotions, pregnancy announcement, Respect, Server, support system, transparency

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	4093
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Animals Bred:	115	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	318	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds just like in real life! Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and unexpected twists, just like the time when your in-laws planned a secret family gathering behind your back. Will you confront them like a boss or keep the peace for the sake of your marriage?

Embark on quests to uncover hidden secrets and navigate through family dynamics that are more complicated than redstone contraptions. Will you be able to handle the pressure and come out victorious, or will you be banned from the family home like a creeper in the night?

Join us now for a server experience that will leave you questioning your every move, just like the time when your FIL accused you of being rude for speaking your mind. Are you ready for the ultimate challenge? Let the drama begin!

AttentionCraft

Assertiveness, attention seeking, AttentionCraft, Boundaries, cleaning, communication breakdown, Communication Issues, Conflict Resolution, double standards, emotional intelligence, FaceTime, Fairness, Hypocrisy, multitasking, phone calls, phone etiquette, relationship dynamics, relationship problems, Respect, self-care

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	4245
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Towns Built:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Dragons Tamed:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Dimension Hops:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	49

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life relationships? Look no further! Join our server where you can mine, build, and craft without any interruptions from your significant other.

Imagine a world where you can clean, reply to emails, and even look away from your screen without any judgment. Our server is the perfect place to escape to when you need a break from the demands of your BF or GF.

Don’t worry about dropping everything to take a call – on our server, you can multitask to your heart’s content without any guilt trips. Join now and experience the freedom of gaming without relationship drama. Who knew Minecraft could be so liberating?

CraftySuicidePreventers

Community Resources, coping mechanisms, CraftySuicidePreventers, Finding Hope, Healing Process, inner strength, mental health, mental illness, overcoming adversity, personal struggles, positive mindset, reaching out for help, resilience, second chances, seeking help, self harm, self reflection, Suicide prevention, support systems, Survival, Therapy

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	7583
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Endless Legions Commanded:	50
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	2443	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Towns Built:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can unleash your inner chaos and have a laugh while doing it? Look no further than our server! We have saved countless players from the brink of despair with our hilarious antics and crazy adventures. Join us and you’ll never want to leave! Who needs therapy when you have a Minecraft server like ours to keep you entertained?

BelarusBlockParty

authoritarianism, Belarus, BelarusBlockParty, crackdown, Democracy, Diplomatic, election, EU, european union, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, opposition, Political, protest, Régime, rejects, response, sanctions, threatens, Unrest, VIOLATION

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	2862
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Astral Projections Made:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	4

lol u don’t wanna deal with dat political drama, come join our minecraft server instead! we got pigs flying, creepers doing the cha cha slide, and villagers selling diamond armor for dirt cheap! plus, if u join now, u get a free pet ender dragon that farts rainbows! who needs real world problems when u can have this much fun in minecraft, amirite? so ditch the news and come play with us, u won’t regret it!

Obsessive Block Disorder

anxiety disorders, behavioral therapy, BLOCK, cognitive processes, cognitive psychology, compulsive behavior, Decision making, delay discounting, Disorder, mental health, mental health interventions, mental health outcomes, mental health research., mental health support, Mental Health Treatment, Obsessive, obsessive-compulsive disorder, OCD, psychiatric disorders, psychological assessment, Psychology, research study, risk tolerance

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	1577
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Star Shards Collected:	294
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	19
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4

come join our minecraft server where we explore the wacky world of decision making in people with OCD! we focus on two crazy measures: delay discounting and risk tolerance. but watch out, because the blocks might be a little too perfectly placed and the mobs might be a little too organized. can you survive the chaos and make it out with your sanity intact? join now for a wild ride like no other!

MineRealm

[core protect], Community, creator, gameplay, Launch, Legitimate, meta-gameplay, minerealm, multiplayer, Oct 28 2010, Plugins, rules, Running, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, Survival, third-longest, unique players, Vanilla, Website

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	9645
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	21	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5
Animals Bred:	167	Endless Night Skies:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3

MineRealm Overview

Server	game.minerealm.com
Website	minerealm.com
Rules	minerealm.com/rules/

About MineRealm:

From the creator of the Core Protect plugin.. We’ve been up and running since Oct 28, 2010, making us the third longest running legit survival SMP server!

We strive to keep core gameplay as close to vanilla as possible, while adding on additional (and fully optional) meta-gameplay.

FAQ

Question	Answer
How long has MineRealm been running?	MineRealm has been running since October 28, 2010, making it the third longest running legit survival SMP server.
How many unique players has MineRealm welcomed?	MineRealm has welcomed over 265,000 unique players since its launch.
What are the core gameplay principles of MineRealm?	MineRealm strives to keep core gameplay as close to vanilla as possible, while also adding additional meta-gameplay that is fully optional.

Skyward Journeys 1.21.3

#Daredevil, 1.21.3, Adrenaline Rush, adrenaline-fueled, Aerial, Aviation, close call, close encounter, cockpit, danger, Fly, flying, JOURNEYS, kicking distance, Maneuvers, near miss, Pilots, RECKLESS, Risky, Skyward, stunt, thinking, thrill-seeking

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	6081
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Divine Spears Created:	24
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Ores Mined:	8424	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like seriously!

We got flying pigs that can kick you in the face, like what were those pilots thinking, am I right?

Come on, man, you gotta experience the thrill of getting up close and personal with our flying farm animals.

It’s like a crazy dream come true, but in blocky pixel form.

Don’t miss out on this wild ride, join now and prepare to have your mind blown!

SubwayShoulderSlam Minecraft Server

Courtesy, Manners, Minecraft, public transportation, rude behavior, Server, shoulder slamming, subway etiquette, subway etiquette controversy, subway etiquette debate, subway etiquette discussion, subway etiquette guidelines, subway etiquette opinions, subway etiquette poll, subway etiquette rules, subway etiquette survey, subway etiquette tips, subway manners, subway passengers, subway rules, SubwayShoulderSlam

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	7418
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Buildings Constructed:	15	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Towns Built:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we encourage players to assert their dominance in the most hilarious ways possible! Are you tired of people not following basic etiquette, like letting passengers exit before boarding the subway train? Well, on our server, you can slam into those rude players with your virtual shoulder and show them who’s boss!

Join us for epic battles of subway etiquette, where you can shoulder your way to victory and leave your opponents cursing and questioning their life choices. Who knows, you might even become a legend for your daring subway maneuvers!

So come on, join our server and show the world that you’re not afraid to throw some virtual elbows in the name of good manners. Who’s side will Reddit be on? Join now and find out!

MommaMatchmakerNoMore

advice, Autonomy, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, Decision making, disagreement, family, Interference, love life, Maturity, MommaMatchmakerNoMore, Mother, parental involvement, perspective, relationships, Respect, sibling dynamics, sister, Support, Understanding

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	9798
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that respects boundaries and knows what you deserve? Look no further than our server, where we promise not to pair you up with anyone against your will! Just like how you shouldn’t interfere with your sister’s love life, we won’t interfere with your gaming experience. Join now for a drama-free zone where you can build, explore, and have a blast without any unwanted matchmaking attempts. Trust us, it’s better than being set up with your mom’s friend’s son who has a weird obsession with llamas. Let’s keep it chill and game on!

Hero2Villain Minecraft SMP

BETRAYAL, Corruption, Downfall, Ethics, Fame, Hero, Hero2Villain, History, iconic, INFAMY, leadership, Legacy, Minecraft, morality, power, Redemption, smp, tragic, transformation, Villain

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	729
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Endless Legions Commanded:	34
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Love Letters Sent:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1

OMG GUYS, you gotta join this EPIC Minecraft SMP! It’s like, the most lit server ever, trust me bro. We got diamonds for days and creepers that do the floss dance, it’s wild.

So like, imagine this, right? You’re just minding your own business, mining some cobblestone, when suddenly BAM, a wild Ender Dragon appears and starts breakdancing. And you’re just like, “what in the world is happening right now?” But hey, that’s just a regular Tuesday on this server, no biggie.

And the best part? We have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot, like enchanted golden apples and Netherite armor. But shh, don’t tell anyone, it’s super top secret.

So come join us on this crazy ride, where history is made and heroes turn into villains faster than you can say “creeper, aw man”. It’s gonna be a blast, I promise. Just watch out for those dancing creepers, they’re a real hoot.