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PutinsBirthdayMC Server

Assignment, controversy, education, forced, Government, Happy Birthday, leader, Political, protest, Pupils, putin, PutinsBirthdayMC, RECORD, russia, Russian, School, Server, social media, Students, video messages, viral, wishing

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	8646
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Emeralds Found:	2592
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Chimeras Created:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

So like, on this cray cray Minecraft server, you can join and pretend you’re a Russian pupil being forced to record a video message wishing Putin a happy birthday! It’s like, so random and hilarious, you’ll be laughing your blocky butt off! Plus, you can build a giant birthday cake for Putin and watch him blow out the candles in the virtual world. It’s like a party in your computer, but with more vodka and bears riding unicycles. Join now for the most bizarre and outrageous Minecraft experience of your life!

WokeCraft: American Men Escape to Russia

American, American men, Cultural differences, cultural exchange, diplomatic relations, Escape, foreign policy, Gender Roles, global perspective, ideological differences, international relations, Masculinity, Men, migration options, political asylum, political beliefs, russia, Russian visas, sick of woke West, societal norms, traditional values, travel opportunities, visa applications, western society, WokeCraft

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	6109
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

are you tired of being woke in the west? come join our minecraft server where you can escape all that nonsense and live in a world where russia welcomes you with open arms! build your own communist utopia or embrace your inner capitalist pig, the choice is yours!

we have vodka rivers, bear companions, and babushkas who will bake you delicious treats while you mine for diamonds. join us now and experience the true slav life in minecraft! da, comrade, da!

Sugar Rush City

AgRP neurons, AgRP neurons effects, city, diabetes in mice, diabetes risk, high-fat diet effects, high-fat diet risks, High-fat diets, hypothalamus, hypothalamus alterations, macronutrient effects, macronutrients, Mice, obesity, obesity in mice, obesity risk, Rush, Sugar, sugar and obesity., sugar effects

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	5237
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29	Towns Built:	9

come join our wacky minecraft server where we eat ALL the high-fat foods to alter our hypothalamus like mice! but wait, it’s not just fat that’s the culprit, sugar is the REAL villain here! our AgRP neurons are going crazy with all the macronutrients we’re throwing at them. join us for a wild ride of obesity, diabetes risk, and insane food experiments! who needs a healthy diet when you can have this much fun in minecraft?!

StalkerPE Minecraft server

ANOMALIES, armor, Artifacts, Crafts, Dungeons, Economy, Events, Faction Wars, Groups, Hunger, Laboratories, Loot, mcpe, Minecraftpe, Mutants, Npcs, Pirate, Quests, resource pack, Stalker, StalkerPE, Survival, Thirst, weapons

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	2482
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Votes:	9804
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Mythical Swords Crafted:	86	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	20	Void Armor Forged:	30

This server is hosted on the MinecraftPE 1.1.5 platform and is dedicated to the STALKER theme

ip: playstp.ru

port: 19132

version MCPE: 1.1.0 – 1.1.5

Our server has:

– Weapons and Armor System – Anomalies and artifacts from the detector – All locations from the Stalker game series – Mutants – Loot spawn in all locations – Laboratories and dungeons – Crafts and Economy – Events and various events from the administration and the server itself – Groups and Faction Wars – Capturing points that give an advantage to players from the group that captured the point – Thirst and Hunger – Quests and Dialogues with NPCs – Unique resource pack

The server has been continuously updated for 6 years and updates are released regularly.

The zone is full of secrets, explore it!

playstp.ru:10000

Chink Does Weeb Minecraft Server

Anime, asian representation, chink, cultural appropriation, Cultural differences, discrimination, Diversity, double standards, entertainment industry, Flops, Globalization, japanese, Manga, Media, Minecraft, Overseas, pop culture, racism, Server, Stereotypes, success, weeb

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	6491
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Dragon Scales Harvested:	112	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	27	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community that is as wacky as a llama in a top hat.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon our server and were instantly transported to a land where pigs fly, creepers dance, and diamonds rain from the sky. They couldn’t believe their eyes as they rode on the backs of dragons, battled giant chickens, and built castles made entirely of cheese.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Disco, where players can boogie down with the most fearsome creature in the land. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a group of villagers performing a synchronized swimming routine in a pool of lava.

So come on down to our server and join in on the madness! Who needs reality when you can have a Minecraft adventure like no other? Let’s make Minecraft weird again!

The Battle Royale Minecraft SMP

battle, Bluey, Break, coping mechanism, Fight, mental break, mental exhaustion, mental fatigue, mental health, mental health awareness, Mental health resources, mental health support, mental health tips, mental recovery, Mental Wellness, mindfulness, Minecraft, noise cancelling, Recovery, Relaxation, Royale.., self-care, smp, stress relief

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	4932
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Votes:	9209	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	30	Secret Passages Found:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the ultimate battle between players! We’ve had players so immersed in the game that they had to take a break by putting on Bluey (yes, the cartoon dog) and turning on noise cancelling headphones just to recover from the intense PvP matches. It’s like a virtual gladiator arena, but with blocks and pixelated swords. Trust us, you won’t find this level of adrenaline rush anywhere else. So come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in our crazy world!

SassySibs Minecraft Server

bullying accusations, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, Family issues, half-sister drama, instigator, Minecraft, overzealous, Parent-child relationship, SassySibs, school accusations, school conflict, school drama, Server, sibling conflict, sibling drama, sibling rivalry, social drama, social dynamics, teenage behavior, teenage drama, teenage drama intervention

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	7517
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Alien Abductions:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Votes:	663
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9

Looking for a Minecraft server where drama is not allowed? Look no further than our server, where we have zero tolerance for instigators like “Maddie” and her crazy antics. Join us and escape the madness of real life, where you won’t have to deal with overzealous parents threatening to sue schools over locker room drama.

On our server, you can build your own world without the fear of being grounded for speaking your mind. No more confiscating phones or being called a brat for simply stating the obvious. Join us and let your creativity run wild, without the fear of being punished for being disrespectful.

So if you’re tired of dealing with family drama and just want to have some fun in a drama-free environment, join our Minecraft server today. Who needs real life drama when you can have a blast building and exploring with us? See you in the game!

PreggoPanicCraft

celebration, Communication, communication breakdown, Confrontation, emotional reactions, emotional turmoil, family dynamics, family expectations, Family Support, in-person announcement, parents, PreggoPanicCraft, pregnancy announcement, pregnancy joy, pregnancy news, relationships, selective sharing, Understanding, upset feelings

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	9783
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	34	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Void Gems Collected:	20

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is not allowed unless it’s in the form of epic battles between players! Join us and leave all your real-life family drama behind as you embark on exciting adventures in our virtual world.

Forget worrying about upsetting your mom because you didn’t tell her about your pregnancy first – on our server, the only thing you need to worry about is gathering resources to build the most epic base ever!

Join now and experience the thrill of exploring vast landscapes, battling fierce mobs, and maybe even starting your own virtual family with other players. Who needs real-life drama when you can have all the excitement you need right here in our Minecraft world?

WarCraftSMP: PointlessWars

aggression, Armistice, Battles, Bloodshed, CASUALTIES, Conflict, Conquest, Diplomacy, disputes, History, imperialism, international relations, Military, peace negotiations, pointless wars, PointlessWars, Political, Unnecessary, violence, War, WarCraftSMP, world history

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	7966
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Crops Grown:	5450	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2

Are you tired of boring old history lessons? Join our Minecraft SMP and witness the most epic and pointless wars in history! From the Great Potato War of 1853 (where two factions fought over the last potato in the land) to the Battle of the Ticklish Trees (where players waged war over who could tickle the most trees), our server is full of ridiculous conflicts just waiting for you to join in on the fun. So grab your sword, saddle up your pig, and get ready for some truly absurd battles on our server!

MorningCraftFun

decluttering, Deep Breathing, efficient planning, gratitude practice, healthy breakfast, healthy habits, meditation, mindfulness, morning exercise, morning rituals, morning routine, MorningCraftFun, organization, positive affirmations, positive mindset, prioritizing tasks, Relaxation, self-care, stress-free mornings, Time management, time-saving tips

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	7481
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Zombie Dances:	7	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Magic Items Found:	4257
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

Tired of waking up to the same old boring routine every morning? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and start your day off right with a virtual breakfast buffet featuring pancakes that actually flip themselves and bacon that sizzles with excitement. Plus, our friendly community of players will serenade you with morning songs to help you ease into the day. Say goodbye to stressful mornings and hello to a world of wacky wonders on our server!