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CraftyNoobz

bad at cooking, bad at dancing, bad at driving, bad at gardening, bad at knitting, bad at math, bad at organizing, bad at painting, bad at photography, bad at playing guitar, bad at public speaking, bad at sewing, bad at singing, bad at sports, bad at technology, bad at time management, bad at video games, bad at woodworking, bad at writing, CraftyNoobz

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	6110
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Ores Mined:	4107	Buildings Constructed:	25
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	48	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

Are you bad at building epic structures in Minecraft but still love doing it? Then you’ve found your new home on our server! Join us for a wild ride of wonky buildings, crooked towers, and lopsided castles. Who needs straight lines anyway? Embrace the chaos and join our server for a good time filled with laughter and questionable architecture choices. Remember, on our server, the more absurd your creations, the better! So come on in and let your creativity run wild (and a little bit wonky).

KurskCraft Minecraft Server

Diplomacy, diplomatic relations, eastern europe, European affairs, foreign policy, government actions, international relations, Kursk Oblast, KurskCraft, military tensions, Minecraft, national security, political relations, russia, Server, territorial disputes, Ukraine, ukraine russia conflict, united states, US Department of State, US policy, VIOLATION, Warning

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	310
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0

so like, imagine this: ukraine and russia are like, fighting in minecraft, but ukraine didn’t even tell russia they were gonna attack in the Kursk Oblast. but like, it’s all good cuz the US Department of State is like, “nah bro, it’s cool, not against our rules.”

join our minecraft server for the most epic battles and drama like ukraine vs russia but with blocks and stuff. plus, we have secret alliances and betrayals that will make your head spin. come join the chaos and see if you can survive the madness. trust us, it’s gonna be wild.

CraftyRails: RussianRage

collapse, CraftyRails, Crisis, Economic, funding, Government, IMMINENT, Infrastructure, Investments, maintenance, Networks, newsweek, Railway, railways, Report, Russian, RussianRage, Safety, Train, Transportation, travel

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	5451
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29	Dragon Eggs Found:	1060
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Mines Excavated:	2667
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1

haha u know what else is facing imminent collapse? NOT THIS EPIC MINECRAFT SERVER! come join us for a wild ride through the craziest russian railway networks you’ve ever seen in your life! we got minecarts flying off the tracks, creepers blowing up the rails, and villagers trying to hitch a ride to the next village. it’s chaos, it’s mayhem, it’s the most fun you’ll ever have in minecraft! so what are you waiting for? hop on board before the whole thing goes kaboom!

NightLightNomsCraft

artificial light, artificial light at night, Biodiversity, biodiversity impacts, decreases leaf area, ecological balance, ecosystem disruption, Edible insects, energy flow, environmental effects, higher trophic levels, Impacts, insect populations, insects, less food, light pollution, night, NightLightNomsCraft, plant health, Plants, trophic levels

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	6218
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Falling into the Void:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	5

join this epic minecraft server where the leaves are always edible to insects cuz we got artificial light at night that makes them super tasty! more insects means more energy flow and higher trophic levels, leading to INSANE biodiversity! who knew minecraft could be so educational AND delicious?! come join us and feast on some glowing leaves, it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

PolyCraft: SMP Edition – Banning Grey Lists Since 1.21!

application, banning, chest previews, Discord, Double Shulker Shells, Edition, food pack, Graves, grey, Greylisted, INVIS, Item Frames, katters, lists, master stonecutter, Polycraft, qraftys, Semi Vanilla, shulker previews, smp, Survival, Tight-Knit Community, Treefeller, trigger gotospawn, Waystone

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	9662
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2

Poly-Craft Server Info
Server Type:	Semi-Vanilla
Greylisted:	Yes
Focus:	Tight-Knit Community
IP Address:	Polycraft.mcserver.us

Overview:

Poly-Craft is a semi-vanilla survival server with a focus on a friendly and active Minecraft community. We offer various features and data packs to enhance gameplay.

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

How do I join the server?

To join the server, you need to fill out an application form and get greylisted. You can apply here: Application Form

What are the active features on the server?

Active features on the server include Waystone, Double Shulker Shells, Invis. Item Frames, structure packs, Master Stonecutter recipes, More Food data pack, chest/shulker previews, and various other enhancements.

How can I communicate with other players?

We recommend joining our Discord server to chat with other players and stay updated on server events. Join our Discord here: Poly-Craft Discord

MineFight Server

Arcade, Characters, Combos, Community, competitive, console, discussion, FGG, fighting games, general, Meta, MineFight, News, online play, pastebin, PC, Server, strategy, Techniques, Tips, Tournaments, Updates

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	1279
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Runes Activated:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Crops Grown:	5785	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most unpredictable place you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us and witness the epic battle between a giant chicken and a horde of angry villagers who are armed with nothing but potatoes! Will the chicken triumph or will the villagers mash it into a tasty meal? Only on our server will you find out!

Not convinced yet? How about the time when a group of players accidentally summoned a herd of explosive llamas that wreaked havoc on the entire server, leaving nothing but crater-filled landscapes in their wake? It was a llama-pocalypse like no other!

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you might just stumble upon the legendary treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes, golden apples, and stacks of emeralds. But be warned, the chest is guarded by a pack of mischievous baby zombies riding on the backs of creepers!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness and mayhem that awaits you at every turn. Who knows what crazy adventures and ridiculous shenanigans you’ll encounter next!

CockLovers Minecraft SMP

CockLovers, cocks, fucking we love cocks, love, love cocks, love cocks we love cocks, love fucking we love cocks, Minecraft, smp, we fucking love cocks cock lovers, we love fucking, we love fucking cock adoration, we love fucking cock enthusiasts, we love fucking cock worship

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	7691
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Gods Slained:	0
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	83
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Dragon Scales Harvested:	294
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we proudly declare that we freaking love cocks! Not the actual birds, of course, but we are all about building giant cock statues and creating cock-themed challenges for our players.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of racing through a maze of giant cocks, battling it out in epic cock battles, and participating in cock-building competitions. Our community is full of hilarious and creative players who are always up for a good laugh and a good cock joke.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that hidden deep within our server is the legendary Golden Cock, said to bring incredible luck and fortune to whoever finds it. Will you be the one to uncover this mythical treasure?

So come on and join us for a wild and wacky adventure filled with cocks, laughs, and unforgettable memories. Just remember, on our server, the bigger the cock, the better!

ReunionRageCraft

Alt-Right, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, consequences, DAUGHTER, discipline, family conflict, family dynamics, Family Reunion, Holocaust denial, parenting, parenting challenges, parenting decisions, Parenting styles, punishment, relationships, ReunionRageCraft, teenage prank, teenage rebellion

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	2871
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Gods Slained:	2	Secret Passages Found:	3

Are you tired of dealing with alt-right parrots and teenage pranks? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with ridiculous stories and outrageous adventures.

On our server, you won’t have to worry about your daughter’s boyfriend sneaking in to brainwash your pets. Instead, you can focus on building epic structures and battling virtual monsters.

And don’t worry about missing out on family reunions – we’ll make sure your daughter can’t throw any parties while you’re away. Join our server and escape the drama for a while!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and leave the real world craziness behind. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

RedditPosiVibes SMP

Community, coping mechanisms, emotional well being, Gratitude, growth mindset., Hope, inner strength, mental health, mindfulness, perseverance, perspective, positive affirmations, positive mindset, positivity, RedditPosiVibes, resilience, self love, self reflection, self-care, smp, Stress Management, support systems

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	4602
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13	Mines Excavated:	4583
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	92
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10

Are you tired of the real world bringing you down? Escape to our Minecraft SMP where the only thing overwhelming is the amount of diamonds you’ll find! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic builds, and a community that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. Who needs therapy when you can just dig your way to happiness in our pixelated paradise? So come on, join us and leave your worries at the door – because in our world, the only thing that’s stressful is trying to decide which enchanted sword to use next!

BlockHaterzCraft

addressing jealousy, BlockHaterzCraft, building a positive work environment, Conflict Resolution, constructive feedback, creating a supportive workplace, dealing with gossip, dealing with negativity, emotional intelligence, handling criticism, interpersonal skills., maintaining professionalism, managing difficult coworkers, office politics, overcoming workplace challenges, professional relationships, team collaboration, team communication, toxic work environment, workplace culture, workplace dynamics

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	2259
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	58	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	198	Players Killed by Monsters:	9336
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	10	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	7

Are you tired of dealing with haters in your workplace? Well, we’ve got the perfect solution for you – join our Minecraft server! Our virtual world is hater-free, because if anyone tries to spread negativity, we just trap them in a never-ending loop of mining obsidian with a wooden pickaxe. Trust us, they’ll learn their lesson real quick.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamond eggs instead of boring old regular eggs. And if you manage to find and tame one, you’ll be the envy of all your friends. Plus, our server is protected by a team of ninja llamas who will kick out any griefers faster than you can say “Creeper!”

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and say goodbye to workplace haters forever!