🔥Basically Sober Minecraft Servers

Question	Answer
Are Minecraft servers down?	Check the server’s status on its official website or forums. Servers may go down due to maintenance or issues with hosting providers.
Are Minecraft servers free?	Some are free to join, but hosting typically incurs costs covered by subscriptions, donations, or in-game purchases.
Are Minecraft servers cross-platform?	Servers running Bedrock Edition support cross-platform play. Java Edition servers require plugins like GeyserMC for cross-play.
Can Minecraft servers detect Xray?	Yes, anti-cheat plugins like OreObfuscator can detect or prevent Xray use.
How do Minecraft servers make money?	Through donations, in-game purchases (e.g., cosmetics), and subscription fees for premium access.
What Minecraft servers have Bedwars?	Hypixel is the most popular server offering Bedwars.
Where to buy Minecraft servers?	Hosting services like Apex Hosting, Shockbyte, and BisectHosting sell server hosting packages.
Why are Minecraft servers so expensive?	Costs scale with server performance, capacity, and hosting location.

CraftyThreads LOLz

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever play on! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player on our server found a diamond the size of a house! And guess what? They used it to build a castle that could shoot fireballs at anyone who dared to challenge them.

But that’s not all! Another player discovered a secret dungeon filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. And get this – they rode into battle on a giant chicken! Can you imagine the chaos that ensued?

So why should you join our server? Because here, anything is possible. You could become the ruler of a pixelated kingdom, or embark on a quest to find the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Doom. And who knows, maybe you’ll even make friends with a creeper who just wants a hug.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the adventure begin! (Disclaimer: We are not responsible for any addiction to playing on our server or any sudden urges to build a house made entirely of cake.)

Crafty Commander in Chief

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where we guarantee you a wild ride that’s more unpredictable than Trump’s political career!

Join us and experience a world where Trump is building his own jail made out of diamond blocks and trying to escape before the next election. Will he succeed or will he be stuck in a cell made out of dirt blocks forever?

But that’s not all! Trump will also be hosting a dance-off with the Ender Dragon to win back the negro vote. Who knew that connecting with the community could be so fun and challenging at the same time?

So come on and join us for a server experience that’s more entertaining than Trump’s Twitter rants. Who knows, you might even discover a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples and magic potions along the way!

GigCraft – Where Genshin Impact meets Minecraft!

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🌟 Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server! 🌟

Are you tired of boring servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is where the party’s at! Join now for a WILD ride filled with INSANE adventures and CRAZY stories.

Imagine this: You’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a herd of ALPACAS start dancing around you, singing the latest pop hits! And guess what? You can ride them into battle against the evil LLAMA army that’s trying to take over the server!

But that’s not all! Our server has exclusive events like the Arlecchino Web Event where you can battle ghosts in your sleep for epic rewards! And don’t miss out on the Discovery Collaboration Web Event where you can explore nature and uncover hidden treasures with your trusty DIAMOND PICKAXE.

Join now and meet characters like Neuvillette, Kaedehara Kazuha, Yanfei, Xingqiu, and Barbara. Equip yourself with weapons like the Tome of the Eternal Flow and Freedom-Sworn to conquer the CRIMSON NIGHT and save the Minecraft world from destruction!

Don’t miss out on daily check-in rewards and redeemable codes to enhance your gaming experience. So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness and join our server today! 🎮✨

Check out our Useful Links for more info!

Mommy Dearest’s Minecraft Madness

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is so intense it makes soap operas look like child’s play! Join now for a chance to witness the mom killing the daughter in a virtual world where anything can happen. And guess what? The dad wasn’t even there at the time, but he still ended up in prison! Talk about a plot twist! But don’t worry, he’s locked up for even longer than she was, so you know this server is full of surprises. Come on in and experience the chaos for yourself – trust us, you won’t be disappointed!

Miyu’s Revenge: The Ultimate Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where Miyu is so upset with you that she created this world just to get revenge! Join now to see what crazy challenges she has in store for you!

Explore our insane custom-built maps filled with hidden treasures and deadly traps. Miyu has gone all out to make sure you never see the light of day again!

But don’t worry, you’ll have a chance to team up with other players to take on Miyu and her minions. Work together to defeat her and claim victory!

Join now and experience the wrath of Miyu in a Minecraft server like no other. Are you brave enough to face her fury?

Eustace’s Janitorial Adventures: A Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Insane Minecraft Server!

Looking for a server where Eustace is the janitor and things get mature real quick? Well, look no further, because on our server, you can get slidd like never before! And if you get banned, no worries, just evade like a pro.

Come join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious moments, and a community like no other. Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server now!

Crafty Ninja Server: Where suffering is impossible for male players

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you will never have to suffer as a male in Japan! Why, you ask? Well, because on our server, you can literally transform into a ninja and sneak your way out of any awkward situation.

But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to ride on giant pandas as your trusty steed, exploring the vast lands of Japan in style. And if you ever get hungry, just head to our sushi bar where you can feast on unlimited sushi rolls made by our resident Minecraft chefs.

Oh, and did we mention that you can also summon Godzilla to wreak havoc on your enemies? That’s right, on our server, anything is possible! So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the unbelievable adventures that await you in Japan!

The LOLcraft Chronicles: Chapter 10, Page 804

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Welcome to our mind-blowing, earth-shattering, reality-bending Minecraft server! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and instantly became the richest player in all the land. How, you ask? Because on our server, diamonds rain from the sky and emeralds grow on trees! Not to mention, every time you mine a block, a chorus of angels sing in your honor.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Unicorn Army, who roam the land spreading joy and sparkles wherever they go. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret Disco Cave, where the party never stops and the creepers know how to boogie.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the unbelievable, unimaginable, utterly ridiculous world that awaits you. Just remember, once you join, there’s no going back to boring old reality.

Valhaha – Where Vikings LOL and Build Blocks

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Ashlands trailer Monday! Are you tired of waiting for updates in other games? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is constantly evolving at the speed of light! Say goodbye to the boring early/mid game grind like copper and say hello to a world of endless possibilities and excitement! Join us now and experience the thrill of adventure like never before!

MapleCraft: Because Canada is the Best, Eh?

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can escape the horrors of Surrey, BC and explore a world where the grass is always greener on the other side! Join us and leave Canada behind for a land where the sun always shines, the diamonds are plentiful, and the creepers are friendly!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and within minutes, they found a secret chest filled with LEGENDARY loot. They became the richest player on the server and were hailed as a hero by all. Rumor has it that they now live in a mansion made entirely of diamond blocks!

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the friendliest community you’ll ever find in the Minecraft universe. Need help building a castle? Just ask in chat and you’ll have a team of builders at your disposal in no time. Want to go on an adventure to slay the Ender Dragon? Our players are always up for a challenge!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and say goodbye to Surrey, BC forever. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Crops Grown:	2097	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Epic Quests Completed:	23
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Holy Grails Found:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21	Love Letters Sent:	14

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	37	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Alien Abductions:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Zombie Dances:	8	Teleportation Mishaps:	3

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Void Armor Forged:	18	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32	Zombie Dances:	6
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Zombie Dances:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Love Letters Sent:	18

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Holy Grails Found:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Void Gems Collected:	35
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	388	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Crops Grown:	2889
Astral Amulets Crafted:	21	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Emeralds Found:	6982	Astral Projections Made:	0
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Enchantments Applied:	205
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	21	Endless Night Skies:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	5290
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Emeralds Found:	4296

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