basic reasoning

DerpyCraft: Where 99.9% of Players are Derpy and Politics is a Lost Cause

arguments, basic reasoning, Competition, contradiction, damaged prefrontal cortex, derpy, DerpyCraft, emotional, enjoyment, Exploitation, hate, Lost, mental disability, MONEY, Peace, Players, Politics, retarded, slaving away

Welcome to the wackiest Minecraft server you’ll ever come across! Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have a community of players who are so mentally disabled that they can’t even use basic reasoning! It makes for some hilariously confusing conversations and arguments that will leave you scratching your head in disbelief.

But that’s not all! Our players are constantly contradicting themselves and getting all emotional over the smallest things. It’s like watching a soap opera unfold right before your eyes, except it’s all happening in a virtual blocky world.

Join us and be a part of the chaos. Who needs a fully functioning prefrontal cortex anyway? Come and enjoy the absurdity, the laughter, and the pure insanity that is our Minecraft server. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, that’s part of the fun!).

GG.MINEWIND.NET
New Server IP
CarbonCraft

CarbonCraft, smp

CarbonCraft is a community-driven Enhanced Survival Multiplayer (SMP) server with a variety of improvements specially tailored to improve your overall Minecraft experience. With these additions, we aim to bring you truly exciting and unique gameplay that you won’t find anywhere else.

On our server, we aim to provide you with the framework and tools to make your experience exactly what you want it to be. Your experience will never be on-rails or limited to only a certain playstyle. Want to get a job and earn currency? You can do that. Want to be a solitary hermit, and hone your skills? You can do that. Want to start a base with your friends, or compete with them head-to-head on the leaderboards? You can do that too. Your time here is what you make it, and we think that’s exactly how Minecraft should be.

Our server features:

– Economy

– Land Claim

– Personal Warps

– Player Shops

– Sethome, TPA, RTP

– Jobs

– Marriage

– Skill Progression

– Additional Enchantments

– Improved Mining

– Revamped Fishing

– Free Vote Ranks

– Daily Login Bonuses

…and so much more!

We have an experienced, mature, and seasoned staff team ready to guide you on your adventure. We’ve been at this a long time, and we’d like to think we’ve learned a thing or two along the way (maybe). Our community is active, welcoming, and always looking for new friends. Join us today!

IP: play.carboncraft.xyz

Discord: https://discord.gg/carboncraft

GG.MINEWIND.NET
New Server IP
CubeCadia

CubeCadia, smp

Server supports 1.20! Find cherry biomes, have sniffer pets, and so much more! ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ INFORMATION ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ IP: cubecadia.net Bedrock Port: 19132 ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ Overview ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ CubeCadia is the ultimate Minecraft experience, with custom plugins, unique features, and a friendly community of players. Whether you’re looking to build your dream home, explore new worlds, or level up in the dungeons, CubeCadia has it all. ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ Features Offered ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ – Dungeons – This includes a storyline, custom items, and custom mobs / bosses to fight! – Player Warps / Shops – Make your own shopping district or your own warp! – Custom Items – We offer over 200+ custom SMP enhancing items! Check them out! – Custom Armor – We have over 10 sets of custom armor you can grind for to become super strong! – Custom Fishing – Level up your fishing and compete in tournaments – Custom Farming – Gain special crops to grow in growth stations and level up your farms! – Custom Mining – Mining gives big rewards like special gems, artifacts, and other luxurious items – Rewards – Many reward systems such as daily, streak, and playtime rewards! – Daily Bosses – We have daily bosses that spawn for you to kill and get rewards! – Quests – We have daily quests, challenge quests, special quests, and even holiday quests! – Jobs – Earn money from everyday tasks! Also progress job skill trees to unlock special loot – Cross Play – You can play our server on PC, Pocket Edition, Xbox, Switch, or even PlayStation! ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ Links ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ Trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=giivGl3huoo

Discord: https://discord.gg/cubecadia

IP: cubecadia.net Bedrock Port: 19132 Version: 1.19 – 1.20.2

GG.MINEWIND.NET
New Server IP
Caledonian SMP

Caledonian, smp

Hey there, welcome to Caledonian SMP!

We’re a small server that started just over a month ago and are looking to add some new faces to our group. We are a mostly vanilla SMP featuring a few datapacks as well as Simple Voice Chat (optional), DiscordIntegration, and Dynmap to enhance the experience and encourage collaboration within the community. To see a more in depth list of server features join our discord! Rules:

1. Be a good person. respect other people and use common sense 2. No greifing or raiding/stealing of other people builds or items 3. No cheats or hacks. Mods such as optifine, minimap, and JEI are allowed. 4. No Item duping. TNT duping is allowed, but general item duping is not. 5. Must be 18 or older to join the server. If any of this sounds interesting to you, join our discord and apply!

GG.MINEWIND.NET
New Server IP
Oplay smp

smp

Server IP: mc.oplay.bg

mc.oplay.bg

GG.MINEWIND.NET
New Server IP

DerpyCraft: Where 99.9% of Players are Derpy and Politics is a Lost Cause

CarbonCraft

CubeCadia

Caledonian SMP

Oplay smp