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DerpyCraft: Where 99.9% of Players are Derpy and Politics is a Lost Cause

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	2658
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Runes Activated:	7	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Secret Passages Found:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

Welcome to the wackiest Minecraft server you’ll ever come across! Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have a community of players who are so mentally disabled that they can’t even use basic reasoning! It makes for some hilariously confusing conversations and arguments that will leave you scratching your head in disbelief.

But that’s not all! Our players are constantly contradicting themselves and getting all emotional over the smallest things. It’s like watching a soap opera unfold right before your eyes, except it’s all happening in a virtual blocky world.

Join us and be a part of the chaos. Who needs a fully functioning prefrontal cortex anyway? Come and enjoy the absurdity, the laughter, and the pure insanity that is our Minecraft server. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, that’s part of the fun!).

The horror

Active, Adventure, Community, competitive, Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Events, Exploration, Factions, FANTASY, Gaming, Hardcore, Mini Games, Minigames, mmorpg, multiplayer, Parkour, PvP, Pvpve, Quests, Roleplay, Sandbox, Survival

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	3437
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Void Armor Forged:	11	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Crops Grown:	2547	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

Here at Ikara Network, We strive to be the best server for all your competitive needs. With that in mind we have also prepared multiple ways to keep our server competitive and active like making our server accessible from versions 1.7 to the latest and also bedrock support. Our Network consists of multiple game modes including Practice, Factions, and much more! As the server grows, we plan on expanding our network in any way possible that we see will benefit our community.

Ikara.gg

CruelCrafts

Aether, ai npcs, alliances, Blueskies, challenge, city building, CruelCrafts, deeper and darker, Dimensions, Discord, dragons, Economy, Factions, Giveaways, immersive experience, Land claiming, mettle test, Minecolonies, Minecraft, Survival, survival skills, The Abyss, Twilight Forest, Wealthy

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	1596
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Secret Passages Found:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	14

Welcome to Cruel Crafts, the ultimate Minecraft challenge! Dive into a world brimming with over 600 unique structures and 300+ distinctive mobs, each designed to push your survival skills to their limits. Forge alliances and gather friends as you navigate. Tame your dragons and be the most powerful and wealthy player.

Build your own thriving city, engage with sophisticated AI NPCs through minecolonies, and master an intricate economy (lightman’s currency). Claim your land and shape your destiny in an ever-evolving world. Explore extraordinary dimensions like the Twilight Forest, the Aether, Blueskies, The Abyss, and Deeper and Darker, all contributing to a rich and immersive experience.

Are you ready to test your mettle and rise to the challenge? Join Cruel Crafts and prove your survival skills in a Minecraft experience like no other!

CHALLENGE: 100$ to whoever reaches level 5 town on minecolonies.

Giveaways and challenges on discord.

Cruelcrafts.mc.gg

The Underwhelming Reboot SMP – Now with 110% more disappointment and fewer features!

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	8875
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimension Hops:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Orbs of Power Found:	5

Server Name	Remake SMP
Season	Season 5
Community Size	9 to 15 players online during peak times
Unique Features	Custom Origins System RPG-Style Skill Trees Player-Driven Lore Proximity Voice Chat Create Mod Ice and Fire Mod Whitelist Access
Apply for Whitelist	Join our Discord and apply today!

FAQ

What is the Custom Origins System?

The Custom Origins System allows players to choose unique origins with special abilities and challenges, adding variety to gameplay.

What are RPG-Style Skill Trees?

Players can level up and unlock new skills in various areas such as combat or magic, allowing for deep customization.

How does Player-Driven Lore work?

The server’s lore evolves based on the actions of players, with decisions, alliances, and battles shaping the world’s storyline.

What is Proximity Voice Chat?

Proximity Voice Chat allows players to talk to nearby players without typing, enhancing immersion in battles, collaborations, and roleplay.

What mods are available on the server?

The server features the Create Mod for building contraptions and machines, as well as the Ice and Fire Mod for facing dragons, mythical beasts, and challenging bosses.

How can I join the server?

To join the server, you must apply for whitelist access by joining the Discord server and following the application process.

What types of players are welcome on the server?

Whether you’re a builder, explorer, fighter, or storyteller, there is a place for you on the server to contribute to the evolving story and shape its future.

City Craft Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	9971
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21	Mythical Swords Crafted:	88
Buildings Constructed:	10	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Animals Bred:	68
Votes:	2663	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Farms Harvested:	277	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most unpredictable server out there! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of mischievous llamas who have taken over the city of Warsaw and turned it into a pixelated paradise. They may spit at you from time to time, but it’s all in good fun!

2. We have a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure, but beware of the giant chicken guarding it. Legend has it that anyone who defeats the chicken will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods.

3. Our server hosts weekly llama races where players can ride on the backs of these majestic creatures and compete for the title of Llama Champion. The winner gets a diamond-encrusted saddle and bragging rights for life.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get spit on by a llama, but that’s just part of the fun)!

Prelim Edition Minecraft SMP

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	1104
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
New Chunks Explored:	442212	Divine Spears Created:	19
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	171

Are you ready to witness the ultimate showdown between Cats and Lions on our Minecraft SMP? Join us for epic battles, wild adventures, and crazy shenanigans as these fierce felines fight for the title of McgWinner and a chance to make it to the granny (whatever that means)!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you see a tabby cat take on a lion in a game of parkour, or watch a pride of lions try to outbuild a group of house cats in a build battle? Plus, rumor has it that the winner gets a lifetime supply of catnip and a pet dragon (don’t ask how that works, just go with it).

So come join us for a purrfectly wild time on our Cats vs LionsMcgWinner through to the granny Minecraft SMP! It’s gonna be a roaring good time, trust us.

BdayBashBattleGFNotReady

Appearance, BdayBashBattleGFNotReady, Birthday, birthday dinner, Communication, Conflict, Date night, disagreement, dressing up, Effort, emotional response, Expectations, Girlfriend, hurt feelings, makeup, personal grooming, relationship, self-care, Self-expression, special occasion, Standards

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	7573
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Mines Excavated:	2960	Gods Slained:	0
Villages Defended:	7	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	54

Are you tired of dating someone who only puts effort into their appearance when they feel like it? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and escape the drama of real life relationships by building your dream world where everyone always looks fabulous, no messy buns in sight!

On our server, you can create the perfect date night setting without worrying about your partner showing up in baggy clothes and a messy bun. Build a romantic restaurant or a cozy cabin in the woods, where you can enjoy a virtual dinner with your pixelated partner who always looks stunning.

And if you ever feel like your virtual girlfriend isn’t putting in enough effort, just hit her with a virtual diamond pickaxe and make her change into a nicer outfit. No need for awkward conversations or fights, just pure Minecraft fun!

So come join us on our server and leave all your relationship drama behind. Who needs a real girlfriend when you can have a perfectly styled virtual one? Join now and start building your dream world, where everyone always looks fabulous!

PennyWiseSMP – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	5984
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21
Demon Skulls Collected:	16	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	20
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	81	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Look no further, because our SMP is the ultimate subscription worth every penny!

Join us for the chance to ride on a flying pig, battle a giant chicken boss, and even participate in a dance-off with a creeper! Our server is filled with wacky adventures and hilarious moments that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

But that’s not all! By joining our SMP, you’ll also have the opportunity to become best friends with a talking sheep, go on a quest to find the legendary diamond banana, and even take a ride on a rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the most outrageous and hilarious gameplay you’ve ever seen! Trust us, this subscription is worth every penny for the sheer amount of laughs and fun you’ll have.

CraftyRedditorsCraftingFun

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	1857
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all you wild and wacky players out there!

Join us on our server where we have a special rule that every time you write in chat, you must replace your country name with a random word like “banana” or “unicorn”. Why? Because why be normal when you can be hilariously absurd?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “In My Banana” challenge, where players must come up with the most outrageous stories about their fictional country and why it’s the best place in the world. From flying pigs to rainbow rivers, the possibilities are endless!

So why wait? Join us today and let your imagination run wild on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server! Who needs reality when you have a world of pure craziness waiting for you?

UNLAWFULGADGETS

arms control, Conflict, cyber attacks, digital weapons, diplomatic relations, Ethics, global governance, HUMAN RIGHTS, international law, ordinary devices, Peacekeeping, regulations, rights chief, SECURITY, Surveillance, Technology, united nations, UNLAWFULGADGETS, VIOLATION, WARFARE, weaponizing

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	5715
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	6394	Legendary Scepters Created:	8

so, like, imagine a minecraft server where we take ordinary stuff and turn it into weapons. like, we got toasters that shoot out flaming toast, and vacuum cleaners that suck up enemies. it’s like a war zone but with household items, man.

the united nations rights chief is all up in arms about it, saying it violates international law. but who cares about that when you can have so much fun blowing stuff up with a hair dryer that shoots out lightning bolts? join our server and be a rebel against the boring rules of the real world. let’s make household appliances great again!

Social Distancing Craft

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	6519
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10
Farms Harvested:	700	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	23	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

so like, u know how there’s those dumb stickers everywhere telling u to “keep social distance” even tho covid is like, so last year? well, on our server, we take that to the extreme! like, if u get too close to someone, ur character will literally explode into a million pieces! it’s like, the ultimate social distancing experience, bro.

but wait, there’s more! we have this crazy story line where u have to battle against a horde of evil chickens who are trying to take over the world! like, these chickens are no joke, man. they have laser eyes and can fly and stuff. u gotta team up with other players to defeat them and save the world from poultry domination!

oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players can access? yeah, it’s like, the hottest spot in all of Minecraft. u gotta solve riddles and do crazy parkour to get in, but once u do, it’s non-stop dancing and fun!

so, if u wanna join the most epic, hilarious, and downright insane Minecraft server ever, then come on down to our server! just be prepared to social distance like never before and battle evil chickens like ur life depends on it. see u there, dude!