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Bash-Be-Gone Minecraft SMP

Automation, Bash, bash commands, bash programming, bash scripting, BashBeGone, coding, command line, command-line interface, developer, linux, Minecraft, programming, programming language, scripting, scripting language, shell scripting, smp, Software Development, software engineering, Terminal, terminal commands, Unix

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	9244
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	29	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Battle Standards Raised:	15

Are you tired of living in the Stone Age? Join our Minecraft SMP and say goodbye to bash and hello to building your dream world with ease! Our server is so advanced, we have flying pigs that deliver your resources directly to your inventory. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party where the mobs drop sick beats instead of loot. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and upgrade your Minecraft experience!

ForklessSpoonfulsMC

BITE, CEREAL, Dining, dumplings, Eating, eating utensils, Food, fork examples, ForklessSpoonfulsMC, Forks, kitchen, mealtime, milk, Pie, ravioli, Soup, spoon examples, Spoons, substitute utensils, utensils

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	1287
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	19
Epic Shields Constructed:	37	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Villages Defended:	8
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Astral Projections Made:	4

HEY YOU, YEAH YOU! DO YOU LIKE SPOONS? DO YOU LIKE PIE? WELL, WE GOT THAT! WE ALSO GOT DUMPLINGS AND RAVIOLI, EASY PEASY LEMON SQUEEZY!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! DO YOU HATE FORKS? DO YOU HATE SOUP TAKING FOREVER TO EAT? DO YOU HATE LOSING MILK WITH EVERY BITE OF CEREAL? THEN COME JOIN US, WHERE FORKS ARE BANNED AND SOUP EATS LIKE A DREAM!

JOIN US FOR A WILD RIDE FILLED WITH SPOONS AND LAUGHTER, WHERE THE ONLY RULE IS TO HAVE FUN! DON’T MISS OUT ON THIS CRAZY ADVENTURE, JOIN NOW!

EggcellentBrainCraft

Development, efficient ways, EggcellentBrainCraft, eggs, energy efficient, fertilization, growth, human brain, human evolution, large brain, MAINTAIN, modeling study, ovarian follicles, ovaries, Provocative, Release, sacs, side effect, study, suggest

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	9913
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Potions Brewed:	176
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	22
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Emeralds Found:	2834
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Alien Abductions:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2

so, like, you wanna join this minecraft server, right? well let me tell ya, it’s not just any ol’ server, it’s like, the most epic server in the whole universe! why, you ask? well, get this, our server is so lit that it actually makes your brain grow bigger! yeah, you heard me right, playing on our server will make you smarter and stuff.

how, you may wonder? well, according to this totally legit study i just made up, playing on our server helps develop more energy-efficient ways to maintain ovarian follicles. yeah, those little sacs in the ovaries that release eggs for fertilization? playing on our server makes them work better or something. so basically, by joining our server, you’re not just playing minecraft, you’re also improving your reproductive health. how cool is that?

so come on, what are you waiting for? join our server now and watch your brain grow bigger while you build epic structures and battle mobs like a boss. trust me, you won’t regret it!

TheCrib: Where pixels live in harmony and creepers are the neighborly kind. Join us for some explosive fun!

Anarchy, bedrock, CREEPERS, Discord, Events, Experience, explosive, Factions, Features, Fun, Harmony, Ip:, java, Join, KIND, Live, major versions, Neighborly, Other, pixels, player experience, PORT, quality of life, Server, SUPPORTS, TheCrib, VALUES, Versions, Wiki

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	3458
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	499
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13
Endless Night Skies:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	3

TheCrib Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Survival, SMP, Factions, Anarchy
Supported Platforms	Java & Bedrock
Java Versions	1.7 to latest

Server Details

Server IP: thecribmc.us.to

Bedrock Port: 19132

Discord Server: discord.gg/thecribmc

Wiki: wiki.thecrib.live

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is griefing allowed on the server?	Griefing is allowed only in the Anarchy world. It is not allowed in the other worlds.
Are there any custom plugins on the server?	Yes, we have several custom plugins that enhance the gameplay experience for players.
Can players use cheats or hacks on the server?	No, cheating or hacking is strictly prohibited on the server and will result in a ban.
Is PvP enabled on the server?	PvP is enabled in the Factions and Anarchy worlds, but disabled in the Survival and SMP worlds.

BoomerCraft Minecraft Server

40 year old man, Adult, aging, Appearance, BoomerCraft, Confidence, Experience, fashion, FITNESS, grey hair, Grooming, health, Lifestyle, Male, Masculinity, Mature, middle aged, Minecraft, modern day, self-care, Server, Style, wisdom, wrinkles

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	7826
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Ores Mined:	2050
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Endless Night Skies:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone looks like they just stepped out of a retirement home? Well, look no further because on our server, even the 40-year-old players look like they just stepped out of a high school prom! Join us for a chance to see middle-aged players rocking the latest fashion trends and pulling off epic dance moves like never before. Who needs a midlife crisis when you can have a Minecraft makeover instead? Join now for the ultimate age-defying experience!

PixelPunch Minecraft Server

000: Rogue Trader, Arcanum, Archaelund, AVOWED, baldurs gate, Computer Role Playing Games, crpgg, Dark Sun, darklands, divinity, dragon age, Dragon Age: The Veilguard, elex, Expeditions, Fallout, Gothic, GreedFall 2, icewind dale, Knights of the Chalice, might & magic, Minecraft, neverwinter nights, new arc line, Pathfinder: The Dragon’s Demand, Pathfinder: Wrath of the Righteous, pillars of eternity, PixelPunch, planescape torment, risen, Sector Unknown, Server, shadowrun, star wars knights of the old republic, Swordhaven: Iron Conspiracy, Temple of Elemental Evil, The Age of Decadence, the elder scrolls, The Wayward Realms, Torment: Tides of Numenera, tyranny, ÚLTIMA, underrail, Vampire: The Masquerade – Bloodlines, Warhammer 40, Wasteland, Wizardry

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	3252
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Buildings Constructed:	33
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	27	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2

Welcome to the Curse of the Living Lands edition of our Minecraft server! Are you tired of the same old boring servers with nothing but basic gameplay? Well, look no further, because we have everything you need for an epic RPG experience!

Join us for epic quests inspired by games like Arcanum, Baldur’s Gate, and even Vampire: The Masquerade – Bloodlines! Battle mythical creatures, uncover ancient mysteries, and forge alliances with other players in a world filled with danger and excitement.

But wait, there’s more! We have upcoming RPGs like Pathfinder: Wrath of the Righteous – A Dance of Masks, Warhammer 40,000: Rogue Trader – Void Shadows, and even Greedfall 2: The Dying World! Can you handle the intensity of these new adventures?

So why wait? Join us on this wild journey through the realms of fantasy and adventure. Who knows what treasures and dangers await you in the Curse of the Living Lands edition of our Minecraft server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now!

BabyBashBirthdayBrawl

Accountability, baby’s first birthday, BabyBashBirthdayBrawl, Birthday Party, communication breakdown, Conflict Resolution, Connection, double booking, Drama, family event, family feud, family gathering, Father’s Day, growth, hurt feelings, insensitivity, misunderstandings, Planning, scheduling conflict, Surprise

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	5272
Rating:	4.9 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	889134	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Falling into the Void:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	66	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than a family group chat on Father’s Day? Look no further! Join our server and escape the chaos of scheduling conflicts and hurt feelings. We promise no surprise brunches or last-minute bday party changes here! Plus, we have virtual cake that never runs out and no family members to argue with over text. So come join us and leave the family drama behind!

Time Warp Minecraft Server

Adventure, Alternate Timeline, CHANGE, Curiosity, Exploration, FANTASY, Foresight, Future, hindsight, History, innovation, Minecraft, Nostalgia, Paradox, past, progress, science fiction, Server, speculative fiction, Technology, temporal travel, Time, time machine, Warp

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	2081
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5

Step into our Minecraft server and you’ll feel like you’ve hopped into a time machine set on turbo mode! Travel back to the prehistoric era where you can ride dinosaurs and build your own Jurassic Park. Or zoom into the future where robots rule the land and you can battle cyborgs in epic PvP battles.

Join us for a wild ride through time and space, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination. So why settle for a boring old time machine when you can join our server and create your own crazy adventures? Time travel has never been so hilarious!

CreeperCrafter69

bad sex, chemistry, Communication, Connection, consent, CreeperCrafter69, emotional connection, experimentation, foreplay, good sex, guys perspective, Intimacy, performance anxiety, Physical attraction, Pleasure, Relaxation, satisfaction, Trust, Vulnerability

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	374
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	21	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2

Are you tired of bad sex in Minecraft? Join our server and experience the ultimate pleasure of building and crafting with a group of like-minded players! Bad sex on our server is like accidentally placing a block in the wrong spot and ruining your whole build. But good sex is like finding a hidden diamond ore and striking it rich with valuable resources! So come join us and get ready for some mind-blowing adventures in the world of Minecraft!

KharkivCraft: No More Russian Strikes!

airstrikes, Attacks, CASUALTIES, Ceasefire, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, geopolitical tensions, international relations, Kharkiv, KharkivCraft, Mayor, Military, military intervention, Peace efforts, russia, Russian, strikes, Ukraine, Ukrainian strikes, violence, War

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	9591
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	2

lol this server is so lit that even Ukrainian strikes on Russia are helping reduce attacks on Kharkiv! like, what even?! come join us and witness the power of our server where even world events are affected by our epic gameplay. who needs politics when you can just play Minecraft and save the day, amirite? join now and be a part of this crazy adventure!

CoffeeCraft_WakeUpCall

accident prone, caffeine boost, clumsy moments, coffee accidents, coffee addiction, coffee disaster, coffee stains, CoffeeCraft_WakeUpCall, messy desk, morning chaos, morning routine, office humor, office mishaps, paper mess, Paperwork, spilled coffee, spilled drink, Spilling coffee, unexpected wake up call, waking up, work productivity

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	4836
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Holy Grails Found:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17

Yo, so like, imagine this: you spill your coffee all over your boring paperwork, right? But instead of getting mad, you’re like, “YAS, this is the sign I’ve been waiting for!” Because on our server, spilling coffee on your paperwork is actually a secret code to unlock a hidden realm filled with diamond blocks and flying pigs. Yeah, you heard me right, FLYING PIGS. And if you join our server, you can ride those pigs into battle against evil zombies and giant spiders. Plus, every time you die, you respawn as a dancing llama with a top hat. So, like, why wouldn’t you want to join our server? It’s like a caffeine-fueled adventure of epic proportions. Let’s get this party started, coffee spillers unite! 🐷☕️🦙 #coffeemadness #diamondsfordays #llamalove